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post Aug 16 2003, 02:18 AM
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Okay, I was talking with some male friends about sex stuff, and one said (and I quote)

"Well, ***** doesn't give blowjobs, she says all it does is leave her with a bad taste in her mouth and a runny nose."

Why do people get runny noses when they give blowjobs???


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post Aug 16 2003, 02:25 AM
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i... wouldnt.... know....

russia MUST have been fun, hyp wink.gif


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post Aug 16 2003, 02:28 AM
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NO! It wasn't me!!

*blushage extreme*

My god. I knew I shouldn'ta asked. . .


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post Aug 16 2003, 02:41 AM
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Maybe cuz she has a mouth full and she has to breathe through her nose....I dunno, I wouldn't know the mechanics of that type of thing.
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post Aug 16 2003, 02:41 AM
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i didnt say it was hyp. i wasnt implying anything. SHOULD we be jumping to conclusions? u sound very guilty... 0_O


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post Aug 16 2003, 03:47 AM
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yes, you would breath thru your nose alot ....obvious reasons


and it depdns on the "donor" what u eat influences the "taste"...

try eating pineapples for a day or so , fruits are good!!!

...looksaround and runs way ....


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post Aug 16 2003, 03:54 AM
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o.o;

^^;; Thank you! *blushes furiously*


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post Aug 16 2003, 04:32 AM
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So you're taking their advice. Naughty Hyperion. Bad girl
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post Aug 16 2003, 04:35 AM
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mmmm... bad girl... bad... <drool> wink.gif


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post Aug 16 2003, 04:37 AM
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If the juice squirts in the right place it can go in the back of your throat and up into your nose. Probably that. For example ever drink something and get it in your nose? Like you're breathing and trying to swallow at the same time.


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post Aug 16 2003, 04:51 AM
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ohmy.gif ohmy.gif ohmy.gif ohmy.gif ohmy.gif ohmy.gif ohmy.gif LOLO! I am shocked and appalled!!!!!


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post Aug 16 2003, 06:05 AM
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Ohh man. I SO just pissed my pants.

ROFL!


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post Aug 16 2003, 06:43 AM
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QUOTE (LoLo @ Aug 15 2003, 10:37 PM)
If the juice squirts in the right place it can go in the back of your throat and up into your nose. Probably that. For example ever drink something and get it in your nose? Like you're breathing and trying to swallow at the same time.

*falls out of chair laughing* I soooo just pissed my pants...


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post Aug 16 2003, 06:45 AM
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QUOTE (cheese is funny @ Aug 15 2003, 10:35 PM)
mmmm... bad girl... bad... <drool> wink.gif

ohhh yeahhhh.....bad *drools all over the place* I like bad...*drools* wub.gif


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post Aug 16 2003, 07:57 AM
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Seeing as how I haven't ever gotten a runny nose during that myself, I wouldn't know. But I think Lo's guess is a pretty good one. And yeah, VVes is right about the pineapple thing. Well, all fruits, really. And yes, I do know from experience.

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post Aug 16 2003, 07:59 AM
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QUOTE (candice @ Aug 16 2003, 01:57 AM)
Seeing as how I haven't ever gotten a runny nose during that myself, I wouldn't know. But I think Lo's guess is a pretty good one. And yeah, VVes is right about the pineapple thing. Well, all fruits, really. And yes, I do know from experience.

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Don't give me that look. I'm married. Of course I do that. What did you think we did, bake cookies and hold hands?

blink.gif blink.gif You mean married ppl do more?! just kidding laugh.gif I'm not THAT stupid lol... wink.gif

I've never given a blowjob so I wouln't know blink.gif


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post Aug 16 2003, 01:18 PM
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QUOTE (candice @ Aug 16 2003, 08:57 AM)
What did you think we did, bake cookies and hold hands?

erm... is that not what married couples are supposed to do??

Damn, I'm doin this all wrong, clearly! mad.gif


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post Aug 16 2003, 01:22 PM
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QUOTE (leopold @ Aug 16 2003, 07:18 AM)
QUOTE (candice @ Aug 16 2003, 08:57 AM)
What did you think we did, bake cookies and hold hands?

erm... is that not what married couples are supposed to do??

Damn, I'm doin this all wrong, clearly! mad.gif

blink.gif blink.gif blink.gif ok getting bad mental image here...


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post Aug 16 2003, 01:23 PM
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Mebbe it's a US thing then... over here gettin anythin like that is like gettin blood from a stone, especially when yer married... or at least it is fer me, anyways...


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post Aug 16 2003, 01:25 PM
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awww poor leo's not getting any... sad.gif poor guy *hugs*


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post Aug 16 2003, 01:27 PM
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Awwwww, thanks smile.gif

I still do sometimes, but a mix o work an study an late nights isn't good fer the libido. An neither is a bad back... me is still a tad sore from the last attempt sad.gif


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post Aug 16 2003, 01:29 PM
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QUOTE (candice @ Aug 16 2003, 08:57 AM)
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Don't give me that look. I'm married. Of course I do that. What did you think we did, bake cookies and hold hands?

I did'nt say anything, cand.
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post Aug 16 2003, 05:10 PM
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QUOTE (candice @ Aug 16 2003, 03:57 AM)
Seeing as how I haven't ever gotten a runny nose during that myself, I wouldn't know. But I think Lo's guess is a pretty good one. And yeah, VVes is right about the pineapple thing. Well, all fruits, really. And yes, I do know from experience.

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Don't give me that look. I'm married. Of course I do that. What did you think we did, bake cookies and hold hands?

Why yes mama, Yes that's exactly what I thought you and Lindy did!!!

I am shocked and apalled that you two would do otherwise...I'm kinda curious too...isn't Lindy a girl??
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post Aug 16 2003, 05:27 PM
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QUOTE (leopold @ Aug 16 2003, 02:23 PM)
Mebbe it's a US thing then... over here gettin anythin like that is like gettin blood from a stone, especially when yer married... or at least it is fer me, anyways...

oooooooouch! that's just cruel... tongue.gif


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post Aug 16 2003, 06:32 PM
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QUOTE (LoLo @ Aug 16 2003, 05:37 AM)
If the juice squirts in the right place it can go in the back of your throat and up into your nose. Probably that. For example ever drink something and get it in your nose? Like you're breathing and trying to swallow at the same time.

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