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ok, it was my dad's partner's birthday today, and being the dunce that i am, i have COMPLETELY FORGOT. also, because my brain is half dead, i can't think of a decent present...
so, anyone? anything completely and utterly tacky is good... -------------------- 6:30pm
How Much Do You Reckon This Food Processor's Worth? Well? How Much Is It Worth? Come On. For F--k's Sake Just Hazard A Guess You Half-Witted Proletarian S--t - We Haven't Got All F--king Day. This Is A Game Show, Not A F--king Waiting Room. Now Spit Your F--king Answer Out Or I'll Kick You All The Way Back To Whichever P--s-Streaked Council Estate You Crawled From, So You Can Hatch The Rest Of Your Futureless Offspring In Empty-Handed Misery. Now Answer Me, C--T. Explicitly confrontational version of The Price Is Right. Shiny Blog |
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Apr 28 2003, 08:49 PM
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 Duck Hunter S Thompson Group: Admin Posts: 3,417 Joined: 28-February 03 From: Lovely, rainy, Seattle Member No.: 71 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Debaser @ Apr 28 2003, 09:32 PM) ok, it was my dad's partner's birthday today, and being the dunce that i am, i have COMPLETELY FORGOT. also, because my brain is half dead, i can't think of a decent present... so, anyone? anything completely and utterly tacky is good... Tacky? Tacky, you say? http://www.firebox.com/index.html?dir=fire...n=cat&id=kitsch mmmm, kitsch. -------------------- Nearly two years in - about time for a new AV
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Apr 28 2003, 08:49 PM
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 Roger Rabbit, having hit the skids, is now busking for a living. Group: Moderators Posts: 8,645 Joined: 4-March 03 From: In front of the screen Member No.: 95 Gender: Male |
Try warmin up a plastic fork a bit... that'll make it nice an tacky...
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Apr 28 2003, 09:28 PM
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Steadily spiralling into the abyss Group: New Members Posts: 3,733 Joined: 20-March 03 From: London, UK Member No.: 154 |
QUOTE (Jonman @ Apr 28 2003, 09:49 PM) ooh, thinking putty... next day delivery? -------------------- 6:30pm
How Much Do You Reckon This Food Processor's Worth? Well? How Much Is It Worth? Come On. For F--k's Sake Just Hazard A Guess You Half-Witted Proletarian S--t - We Haven't Got All F--king Day. This Is A Game Show, Not A F--king Waiting Room. Now Spit Your F--king Answer Out Or I'll Kick You All The Way Back To Whichever P--s-Streaked Council Estate You Crawled From, So You Can Hatch The Rest Of Your Futureless Offspring In Empty-Handed Misery. Now Answer Me, C--T. Explicitly confrontational version of The Price Is Right. Shiny Blog |
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Apr 28 2003, 09:29 PM
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 crazi Group: Established Members Posts: 4,010 Joined: 25-February 03 From: New Orleans Member No.: 20 Gender: Female |
is your dad straight or gay? sorry to ask...just because you said partner i didnt know and males and females sometimes like different things.
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Apr 28 2003, 09:30 PM
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Steadily spiralling into the abyss Group: New Members Posts: 3,733 Joined: 20-March 03 From: London, UK Member No.: 154 |
my dad's gay...sorry, it's just how i refer to it...
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How Much Do You Reckon This Food Processor's Worth? Well? How Much Is It Worth? Come On. For F--k's Sake Just Hazard A Guess You Half-Witted Proletarian S--t - We Haven't Got All F--king Day. This Is A Game Show, Not A F--king Waiting Room. Now Spit Your F--king Answer Out Or I'll Kick You All The Way Back To Whichever P--s-Streaked Council Estate You Crawled From, So You Can Hatch The Rest Of Your Futureless Offspring In Empty-Handed Misery. Now Answer Me, C--T. Explicitly confrontational version of The Price Is Right. Shiny Blog |
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Apr 28 2003, 09:31 PM
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crazi Group: Established Members Posts: 4,010 Joined: 25-February 03 From: New Orleans Member No.: 20 Gender: Female |
ok, maybe you could get him some article of clothing? a tie?
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Apr 28 2003, 09:32 PM
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 Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
glue two plastic sporks to a rock and tell him its a helicopter
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Apr 28 2003, 09:33 PM
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Steadily spiralling into the abyss Group: New Members Posts: 3,733 Joined: 20-March 03 From: London, UK Member No.: 154 |
mmmm, sporks...
and as for clothing, i have no idea. i guess i could get him a shoe or something. -------------------- 6:30pm
How Much Do You Reckon This Food Processor's Worth? Well? How Much Is It Worth? Come On. For F--k's Sake Just Hazard A Guess You Half-Witted Proletarian S--t - We Haven't Got All F--king Day. This Is A Game Show, Not A F--king Waiting Room. Now Spit Your F--king Answer Out Or I'll Kick You All The Way Back To Whichever P--s-Streaked Council Estate You Crawled From, So You Can Hatch The Rest Of Your Futureless Offspring In Empty-Handed Misery. Now Answer Me, C--T. Explicitly confrontational version of The Price Is Right. Shiny Blog |
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