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post Nov 15 2004, 02:00 AM
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Hiya all just found your site whilst surfing the net i've got to say its very impressive keep it up

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post Nov 15 2004, 02:55 AM
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fetishfreaks? Kinky.

Welcome to the forums. The customary welcome wagon shall be arriving soon, could be as late as tomorow afternoon, but all good things to those who wait. You'll either be taped to the roof, or the walls, no clue....you might also get very puffy around the middle, some fourmites have a habit of giving assorted 'sweet meats'. And, you'll be able to fill an imaginary room with random furniture, people seem to enjoy giving that stuff too.

I will be different.

*hands you a lobster*

If that's a fetish there's something wrong with you.

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post Nov 15 2004, 01:10 PM
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I pull the wings off god

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Damn Ashbless still has my flame thrower so I'll just have to do this instead

*Pulls your underwear up*

A Wedgie welcome

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post Nov 15 2004, 01:21 PM
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Ooga Booga!! SMILE!

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*Tapes wedgiefied noob to the ceiling*

HEEYA I bagsed me my first Noob!!!!! haha

Now, I'd better peg it before the officiados of noob taping show up and point out my lack of tape experience.

WELCOME young Fetishfreaks blink.gif unsure.gif

...erm....no, let me rephrase that... WELCOME Fetishfreaks... hmmm, still sounding dodgy, dry.gif oh sod it, WELCOME


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post Nov 15 2004, 01:56 PM
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I could have written a short novel by this point

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*Hands up a cookie and a beverage*

You look worried? Oh the flamethrower. Nah, I borrowed it for school assignments. I'll give it back to B.I.C. when I see him. biggrin.gif

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the lil' pie...
post Nov 15 2004, 03:56 PM
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Don't you just love hot water bottles?

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PIIE! *hands up a large pie*
Welcome to our strange-ish place. Hope the tape's not ripping hair off unsure.gif

It's not so bad being trendy, everyone who looks like me is my friend...


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post Nov 16 2004, 10:25 AM
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*runs in late*

Dammit smiler, stealing my job tongue.gif

Ah well, probably a good thing in this case.

Welcome to the forums *extends welcoming welcomeness*

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post Nov 16 2004, 11:10 AM
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Welcome there Fetish Freaks, *does sweeping gesture with arms* to the Matazone forum. Hope you have a nice time biggrin.gif

Would you like me to show you where the loo is?

*takes out map with lots of confuzzing sqiggly lines* From here, you just need to go southwest 45 for 25 meters, then, Oh look a pretty bunny rabbit.

*wanders off*

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post Nov 20 2004, 07:19 AM
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QUOTE (The Lorax @ Nov 14 2004, 10:55 PM)
And, you'll be able to fill an imaginary room with random furniture, people seem to enjoy giving that stuff too.

We're giving furniture, now? How come no one told me? Here, fetish, a gen-u-wine scale model of the Eiffel Tower fashioned from Credenza splinters... Hey, I had to do something with 'em!

Anyway, welcome aboard!

Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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