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zombipiggy
post Nov 17 2004, 12:51 AM
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More proficient guppy
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im new just thought i'd say heylo happy.gif *wave*


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Of shoes - and ships - and sealing-wax -
Of cabbages - and kings -
And why the sea is boiling hot -
And whether pigs have wings.
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Xkitsurabamix
post Nov 17 2004, 12:56 AM
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Hello there, Mr. Zombi.
*offers health food, all organic pita wraps* enjoy.
the others will be along to haze you shortly.


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elphaba2
post Nov 17 2004, 01:07 AM
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I don't think I'm allowed to participate in the n00bing, but hello anyways. No hazing here. *paints face green and cackles off*


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froggle-rock
post Nov 17 2004, 03:53 AM
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omno-ahhhhhhh!
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Hey there Z-Piggy, and welcome.

I strongly reccomend that you get some provisions for when certain other members come along to 'welcome' you.

*hands over stack of unused post it notes* Hey, they may come in useful one day.

Have fun posting! biggrin.gif


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dancing hamster ...
post Nov 17 2004, 08:29 AM
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halo
welcome to the forum - heres a hamster ( this ones extra fiesty)
*hands over hyper hamster*
Enjoy!
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mooooooooooopo
post Nov 17 2004, 10:15 AM
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Hey there, hope you enjoy the forums.

*tapes you to the ceiling in a welcoming way*

The others will be along shortly with food and other nice* things.
Eat enough and the tape will break smile.gif.

* Disclaimer: My personal definition of nice does not necessarily exclude explosives...


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the lil' pie...
post Nov 17 2004, 10:41 AM
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Are you a real zombie?

...have some pie smile.gif *hands up a pie* and welcome!


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El Nino
post Nov 17 2004, 01:40 PM
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I pull the wings off god
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*Pulls out knife. Raises it to the tape*

.......

Nah, I'm not that nice

*puts it away again*

Welcome


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Ashbless
post Nov 17 2004, 01:59 PM
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Beside's the fact Moop usually retapes the offender up beside the Noob. tongue.gif

Welcome to Matazone!

*hands the newbie a beverage and a cookie*

Once you post into members category the tape usually breaks.


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Wyvern
post Nov 17 2004, 08:50 PM
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sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes the bug
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Ah, notice you've meet Moop already hmm, well anyway WELCOME! the tape does break eventually I promise, keep eating and posting and you'll be fine. happy.gif

Just keep your eyes open for Cath she's likely to try exploding you at some point not permenant but a shock all the same. tongue.gif
*hands up alcoholic cookie* food and a beverage combined very practical for ceiling consumption.

Oh yes...*hands up small matchbox which rattles slightly* if the attentions of Cath or Moop get a little daunting just set these beauties on them, works everytime!

Have fun biggrin.gif


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Cath Sparrow
post Nov 17 2004, 09:32 PM
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Pah! Are you trying to put me out of business here!!!! *glares at Wyvern* I'm nice th Noobs I give them usefull pressies honest innocent.gif Look watch! Hi little nooby Z.piggy *hands over nice little gluey ticking pressent* see me nice! innocent.gif


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Wyvern
post Nov 17 2004, 09:42 PM
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Nooo..... don't accept it please!

Use the matchbox, dont ask just use the matchbox!!!! blink.gif


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Smiler
post Nov 18 2004, 01:39 PM
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Ooga Booga!! SMILE!
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Frightening development- TICKING?????????? Normally its a pull the pin and wait job! Dammit she's getting craftier!

Mate, what can I say? WELCOME *flashes big smile* biggrin.gif Love to stay and chat but Caths chemical explosive knowhow quite frankly scares me so I'm off!

*drops a rum cookie in the corner* -You'll need that later.

Cant say I know whats in the box but I'd say use it- hell, ya never know Wyvern may be onto something wink.gif

HELLO and goodbye

*dissapears in a smilie shaped cloud*


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zombipiggy
post Nov 19 2004, 12:07 AM
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QUOTE (Xkitsurabamix @ Nov 17 2004, 12:56 AM)
Hello there, Mr. Zombi.
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im a laydee honest happy.gif o.O
dancing hamster guy can i eat the hamster or would that be rude?


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'To talk of many things:
Of shoes - and ships - and sealing-wax -
Of cabbages - and kings -
And why the sea is boiling hot -
And whether pigs have wings.
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Sir Psycho Sexy
post Nov 19 2004, 12:17 AM
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Why would you want to eat a hamster? no meat on them, just crunchy little bones....icky


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Silver Star Ange...
post Nov 19 2004, 01:34 AM
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The Six Train.
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Hola! Welcome to the forums! I'm Amelia, the Silver Star Angel of Da Towers, but you can call me Silver. Please, make yourself comfy and enjoy this cake. *hands you a cake*


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Xkitsurabamix
post Nov 19 2004, 01:42 AM
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Ah, I have a habit of assuming everyone is female because i am.
Sorry! *Hands over pudding of apologies and scampers away*


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Quoth(The Raven)
post Nov 19 2004, 04:46 AM
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Meow!
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(Ticking stops. Bomb goes Boom!)
Good news: the duct tap has been muchly weakened by the explosion.
Bad news: you are now a human jigsaw puzzle. Here, have a needle and thread.
(Hands over sewing items)
I've found a nice crosstitch to be handy, in theses situations...


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Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Mutilation
post Nov 21 2004, 09:51 AM
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This guy only made 2 posts, both in this topic.

Why do people do that?
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voices_in_my_hea...
post Nov 21 2004, 09:42 PM
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see, i was *relativly* smart and did not mention that i was new...
this saved me the trouble of getting taped to the ceiling,blown up, and poked.
Of course, i did miss out on the cake and pie and acholic cookies. biggrin.gif


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and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame.
Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues.
You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real.
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post Nov 21 2004, 09:44 PM
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Now we can't have that, Voices...

*tries to tape Voices to the ceiling*

*finds that Voices is too heavy*

*just tapes Voices' arms to their sides and ankles together instead*

Feel any better?

*hands duct tape back to Moop and runs for it*


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voices_in_my_hea...
post Nov 21 2004, 11:18 PM
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If my woman were a fire...
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you forgot i can just pick the Scissors up with my toes!
*picks scissors up*
now i just have to try to cut through the tape before Cath blows me up!
*drops scissors*
might be here awhile, though...

edit: oh! you got my ankels too! where an extra arm when you need it?
*sigh*

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Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill
and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame.
Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues.
You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real.
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Quoth(The Raven)
post Nov 22 2004, 03:33 AM
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Meow!
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well, you've hit member status, with your posts... You should be able to break the tape... But, here (Hands VIMH scissors). Don't lose 'em this time, okay?


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Mutilation
post Nov 22 2004, 04:47 PM
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Didn't you guys read my post? The reason I revived this topic is because he is obviously not coming back and only made 2 posts, both in this topic. Just say goodbye.
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Cath Sparrow
post Nov 22 2004, 06:19 PM
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Why should they if there enjoying the convosation it's not causeing ang problems?


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