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post Jan 3 2005, 03:08 AM
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I joined the forums a while ago, as most of you know. But I never did the whole "Imma noob!" thing.... I just went straight to 'daft' and my first thread was about eating shaving cream....

So I was wondering.... can I still do the whole noob thing? biggrin.gif


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post Jan 3 2005, 03:11 AM
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<hands you a cake filled with ham-flavored jelly> tongue.gif

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post Jan 3 2005, 03:18 AM
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Woohooo! CAKE! *hugs you*

*giggle*

Guess being a noob isnt always so bad....


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post Jan 3 2005, 03:30 AM
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Here ya go... a bag of mint flavored Ants... trained to obey any command, and leave behind a fresh, minty scent... enjoy...


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post Jan 3 2005, 08:30 AM
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Have a beanbag and don't forget to visit Tribe Wyvern smile.gif


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post Jan 3 2005, 01:15 PM
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[So I was wondering.... can I still do the whole noob thing? :D

Why not just slink furtively in the undergrowth?


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post Jan 3 2005, 01:15 PM
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Hello, and welocome? Don't worry I did an introduction thread a few onths after I got here too!

Happy posting? Hehe

*hands over a plum* Yummy biggrin.gif


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post Jan 3 2005, 01:19 PM
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OoohOoohOooh! More fun for me!

*tapes k!77y to the ceiling in a post n00b welcoming manner*

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post Jan 3 2005, 01:36 PM
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Okay but you only get 2 months on your lease for a tiny wizard called Magical Trevor


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post Jan 3 2005, 09:10 PM
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QUOTE (funked)out_frog @ Jan 3 2005, 09:15 AM)
Hello, and welocome?  Don't worry I did an introduction thread a few onths after I got here too!
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Yea.... but its been about a year and three months for me laugh.gif



Woohoo! I'm taped to a ceiling, have mint flavored ants, a plum and and and a beanbag!

But, as for the being taped to the ceiling.... Since you're sopposed to get out once you have a certain amount of posts (I think....) What happens to me? o.o;!

And what do I do with the lease to Magical Trevor?

*never really understood many noob standards*


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post Jan 3 2005, 09:29 PM
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In which case this handy little critter may be of assistance!

*hands up small purring matchbox*

Ah yes and as exceptional said come see the Tribe we have cookies and we allow unlimited free sampling!

*hands over large any-flavour-cookie*

As you are already well established the matchbox may be able to help with the tape but I cant promise blink.gif

Have fun! biggrin.gif


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post Jan 3 2005, 10:10 PM
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Hmm.... *wiggles hand with purry matchbox against tape, slowly cutting through it* o.o; Oh boy.... this is fun laugh.gif


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post Jan 3 2005, 10:11 PM
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Well THAT's a new way to use the matchbox- they usually open it (and it usually turns out to be a mistake)...


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post Jan 3 2005, 10:17 PM
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Sorry Ki77y you come into the noob area & you're gonna get a cleansing from me

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post Jan 3 2005, 11:03 PM
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QUOTE (K!77y @ Jan 3 2005, 10:10 PM)
And what do I do with the lease to Magical Trevor?

*never really understood many noob standards*
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That is up to you


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post Jan 3 2005, 11:03 PM
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*shakes head sadly*
Should've opened the matchbox... *sigh*


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post Jan 3 2005, 11:20 PM
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*shifty eyes* *stares at matchbox* *opens.... carefully*


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post Jan 3 2005, 11:27 PM
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*nods encouragingly and waits, holding her breath*

(Please say Wyvern DID put something in there...)


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post Jan 5 2005, 12:37 AM
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*shifty eyes*

*stares at open matchbox*


Meow?....


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post Jan 5 2005, 07:30 PM
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*small pair of eyes gleams, winks and something very quick pulls matchbox closed, giggling*


Erm, did I forget to mention they are very shy? Useful but shy! wink.gif

If you want to see one seek out the scuttler its lurking somewhere, havent seen it since halloween but if you see it, scale it down and you get the general gist! You'll have to scale it down alot though dry.gif

Oh and if your hunting take something appealing as bait, its very partial to cookies! Have Fun!

*matchbox sniggers and resumes purring*


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post Jan 7 2005, 11:14 PM
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WELCOME TO MATAZONE!!!!!


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post Jan 8 2005, 01:29 AM
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*GASP!*

MUFFIN FROM THE MUFFIN MONGER!!!! *quickly pockets matchbox and starts _chewing_ self out of the tape* *gnawing noises* Muffin muffin muffin....


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post Jan 8 2005, 05:11 PM
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Hooray, the muffin-monger's back! biggrin.gif


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post Jan 9 2005, 04:06 AM
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*hands you a kitten*
their trained at hunting hamsters and mint ants.


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post Jan 9 2005, 04:16 AM
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QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ Jan 9 2005, 12:06 AM)
*hands you a kitten*
their trained at hunting hamsters and mint ants.
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Maybe, But how are they at hunting PenDragons? (Releases tiny, cat sized red and Gold dragon, who fries VIMH and kittens with flame breath...) Okay, Arthur, that's enough... (Stalks out with Arthur the PenDragon perched on her shoulder...) laugh.gif


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