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Moosh
post Mar 13 2005, 03:18 PM
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"IMAGINE" (John Lennon)

Imagine there's no Windows,
It's easy if you try.
No fatal errors or new bugs
To kill your hard drives.
Imagine Mr. Bill Gates
Leaving us in peace.

Imagine neverending hard disks,
It isn't hard to do.
Nothing to del or wipe off
And no floppy too
Imagine Mr. Bill Gates
Sharing all his money oooh...

You may say I'm a hacker,
But I'm not the only one.
I hope someday you'll join us
And your games will fit in RAM.

Imagine 1-Giga RAM
I wonder if you can.
No need for left-shifts or setups
And no booting again and again.
Imagine all the systems
Working all life-time

You may say I'm a hacker,
But I'm not the only one.
Maybe someday I'll be a cracker
And then I'll make Windows run.


"LET IT BE"

When I find my code in tons of trouble,
Friends and colleagues come to me,
speaking words of wisdom:
Write in C.

As the deadline fast approaches,
And bugs are all that I can see,
Somewhere, someone whispers:
Write in C.

Write in C, Write in C,
Write in C, oh, Write in C.
LOGO's dead and buried,
Write in C.

I used to write a lot of FORTRAN,
For science it worked flawlessly.
Try using it for graphics
Write in C.

If you've just spent nearly 30 hours,
Debugging some assembly,
Soon you will be glad to
Write in C.

Write in C, Write in C,
Write in C, yeah, Write in C.
BASIC's not the answer.
Write in C.

Write in C, Write in C
Write in C, oh, Write in C.
Delphi won't quite cut it.
Write in C.


"YESTERDAY"

Yesterday,
All those backups seemed a waste of pay.
Now my database has gone away.
Oh I believe in yesterday.

Suddenly,
There's not half the files there used to be,
And there's a milestone
hanging over me.

The system crashed so suddenly.
I pushed something wrong
What it was I could not say.
Now all my data's gone
and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay.

Yesterday,
The need for back-ups seemed so far away.
I knew my data was all here to stay,
Now I believe in yesterday


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QUOTE (Peter Griffin)
Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology.
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catchmeifyoucan
post Mar 13 2005, 03:32 PM
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Those are really funny CheeseMouse, parodies are always extra fun to listen to!


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Did the lights blind you
when they came searching for you

Did you confess or jump through the window

Did you run through the streets at night
Looking for a fight
Or did you lie completely still
Propped up against the windowsill

Did they get you or did you run away
Dancin in the rain
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eleraama
post Mar 22 2005, 11:04 PM
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There is glass between us...!
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Hehheh...
Write in C...
I'd druther cut off my leg with a usb 1.0 wire.


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