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post May 13 2003, 01:09 AM
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I'm bored out of my mind.......no chat that I'm in is booming soooooooo I implore you to entertain me!


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Gemmei
post May 13 2003, 01:23 AM
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yeah i know.......now i will tell a joke......if i can member it...i got this from ldp, who heard it in a hot tub on a cruise


ok, there was this guy, and he went into a whorehouse with 2 dollars and he went to the clerk and asked "What can I get for this?" so the clerk took him to a room, and in the room was a chicken......they guy was really horny so he said "better get my moneys worth" sohef[*cough* - Mata]dthechicken............the next week he came back with 5 dollars and asked "what can i get for this" the clerk lead him to a room again, and in the room were a bunch of guy watching two girls go at it.......and the guy said "Man this is great" and another guy in the room goes "You should have been here last week, we go to see some guy f[*more coughing* All this coughing over swearing is hurting my throat and ruining the joke, how about just using f**k in future? - Mata]k a chicken"

ok, sorry if this is too, you know.......non good for the forum, i can go back and edit if needed, but that is the joke
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My electric toothbrush, Hieronymous, has a superiority complex. He thinks that he is so much better than me. We often get into arguments over which one of us is cooler, and he always wins. It is very disappointing when your toothbrush beats you in a debate. But that's ok because next time I'm going to be ready for him and I'm going to say "Yeah your name might be Hieronymous and that's really cool and stuff but I can do this!" and then I'm going to brush my teeth with him, because everyone knows that brushing your teeth with your enemy is the highest insult around because you can't be very cool if somebody's using you to clean their teeth. But then hieronymous said "Hey I don't have to take that from a dork like you!" then picked me up and decided that I would be a good substitute for dental floss which was very degrading.

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- LoLo   Entertain Me   May 13 2003, 01:09 AM
- - Gemmei   ::does the chicken dance while standing on my head...   May 13 2003, 01:13 AM
- - LoLo   oh good start!   May 13 2003, 01:13 AM
- - MistressAlti   I'm sorry, Lo, we kinda forgot you were there....   May 13 2003, 01:13 AM
- - LoLo   QUOTE (MistressAlti @ May 12 2003, 06:13 PM)I...   May 13 2003, 01:14 AM
- - Gemmei   ::dances around singing yellow submarine::   May 13 2003, 01:16 AM
- - LoLo   **claps**......you rock!   May 13 2003, 01:16 AM
- - LoLo   ok I'll entertain you..............I almost ta...   May 13 2003, 01:20 AM
- - Industrial Kybosh   Sorry about ejecting you from chat, Lo... Mind yo...   May 13 2003, 01:23 AM
- - Gemmei   yeah i know.......now i will tell a joke......if i...   May 13 2003, 01:23 AM
- - LoLo   QUOTE (Industrial Kybosh @ May 12 2003, 06:23...   May 13 2003, 01:24 AM
- - Gemmei   ::takes a bow:: why thank you.....i like making pe...   May 13 2003, 01:27 AM
- - LoLo   tell me if you heard this one........ knock knock...   May 13 2003, 01:35 AM
- - MistressAlti   My roommate's eating out of a biodegradable bo...   May 13 2003, 01:37 AM
- - LoLo   QUOTE (MistressAlti @ May 12 2003, 06:37 PM)M...   May 13 2003, 01:38 AM
- - Gemmei   no i havent heard that one, and whats strange abou...   May 13 2003, 01:38 AM
- - MistressAlti   QUOTE (LoLo @ May 12 2003, 08:38 PM)QUOTE (Mi...   May 13 2003, 01:50 AM
- - racingaway13   *dances like the rummmy that he is* *gets peanuts ...   May 13 2003, 02:21 AM
- - LoLo   **throws quarters at racin** yeah thats good danc...   May 13 2003, 02:22 AM
- - racingaway13   *dancing like a rummy* thank you lolo *continues d...   May 13 2003, 02:27 AM
- - LoLo   **throws dollar bills at racin** keep it up and y...   May 13 2003, 02:36 AM
- - Gemmei   i danced! why didnt i get money?!   May 13 2003, 03:13 AM
- - Industrial Kybosh   /me chucks pennies at Gemmei Dance! Dance fo...   May 13 2003, 11:44 AM
- - MistressAlti   I'll dance for you, InKy.   May 21 2003, 04:51 PM


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