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 May 13 2003, 06:50 PM
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 Goddess of all-behold and worship  Group: New Members Posts: 2,521 Joined: 29-March 03 From: I'm right here can't you see me?? Member No.: 199  |
I AM A GODDESS!! WORSHIP ME OR BEHOLD ME WRATH!!
You know you want to anyway. Everybody loves me!!! 
-------------------- Cheese is my husband and I love him muchly! (attacks with kisses)
Hinsley-the first bi-straight marriage and first forum divorce. Forum affiliation positions: Governor of the Ejits, Grand Princess of ISH, official Elf-Wizard of the Snuffleburger Death Cult, Queen over all Misfit Dolls I am death grip barbie-BEWARE. My animal spirit is a mermaid. I have been entrusted to take care of Jennifer the vodka imp, although I wasn't aware of it until just now...I was beginning to wonder why she was following me... I am Leopold's minion, so bugger off! I mean...quack? Sir Psycho Sexy is my minion and Wolfbane is my anti-minion. Crissi, Crazi, and LDP are my e-sisters! iamtootiredyyyy is my little e-brother! Missy is my e-twin. We were seperated at birth. (whispers) She's the evil one. And Raven343 is my witchy god-mother! (chokes on not-so-faerie-dust)    <--(Look that's me!) Free Psyduck!! Quuuuuaaaaccckkkk!!! [sig chopped for being HUGE! Please trim it - Mata] |
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May 13 2003, 06:51 PM
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 Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
**offers FP up some dead flowers**
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May 13 2003, 06:52 PM
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Goddess of all-behold and worship Group: New Members Posts: 2,521 Joined: 29-March 03 From: I'm right here can't you see me?? Member No.: 199 |
<is glad LoLo read the preferences thread> Thank you, priestess.
-------------------- Cheese is my husband and I love him muchly! (attacks with kisses)
Hinsley-the first bi-straight marriage and first forum divorce. Forum affiliation positions: Governor of the Ejits, Grand Princess of ISH, official Elf-Wizard of the Snuffleburger Death Cult, Queen over all Misfit Dolls I am death grip barbie-BEWARE. My animal spirit is a mermaid. I have been entrusted to take care of Jennifer the vodka imp, although I wasn't aware of it until just now...I was beginning to wonder why she was following me... I am Leopold's minion, so bugger off! I mean...quack? Sir Psycho Sexy is my minion and Wolfbane is my anti-minion. Crissi, Crazi, and LDP are my e-sisters! iamtootiredyyyy is my little e-brother! Missy is my e-twin. We were seperated at birth. (whispers) She's the evil one. And Raven343 is my witchy god-mother! (chokes on not-so-faerie-dust) <--(Look that's me!) Free Psyduck!! Quuuuuaaaaccckkkk!!! [sig chopped for being HUGE! Please trim it - Mata] |
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May 13 2003, 07:02 PM
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Goddess of all-behold and worship Group: New Members Posts: 2,521 Joined: 29-March 03 From: I'm right here can't you see me?? Member No.: 199 |
<twirls around happily, making a tornado in Australia> LOL-my, won't they be surprised...
-------------------- Cheese is my husband and I love him muchly! (attacks with kisses)
Hinsley-the first bi-straight marriage and first forum divorce. Forum affiliation positions: Governor of the Ejits, Grand Princess of ISH, official Elf-Wizard of the Snuffleburger Death Cult, Queen over all Misfit Dolls I am death grip barbie-BEWARE. My animal spirit is a mermaid. I have been entrusted to take care of Jennifer the vodka imp, although I wasn't aware of it until just now...I was beginning to wonder why she was following me... I am Leopold's minion, so bugger off! I mean...quack? Sir Psycho Sexy is my minion and Wolfbane is my anti-minion. Crissi, Crazi, and LDP are my e-sisters! iamtootiredyyyy is my little e-brother! Missy is my e-twin. We were seperated at birth. (whispers) She's the evil one. And Raven343 is my witchy god-mother! (chokes on not-so-faerie-dust) <--(Look that's me!) Free Psyduck!! Quuuuuaaaaccckkkk!!! [sig chopped for being HUGE! Please trim it - Mata] |
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May 13 2003, 07:04 PM
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 Roger Rabbit, having hit the skids, is now busking for a living. Group: Moderators Posts: 8,645 Joined: 4-March 03 From: In front of the screen Member No.: 95 Gender: Male |
I worship the very ground ya walk on, princess
-------------------- The author of this post is entirely fictional and is intended for entertainment purposes only. The views of the author are not necessarily representative of the views of Matazone, Mata himself nor any of his assorted cronies, friends, allies, associates or hangers-on. Any resemblance to other posts, alive or dead, is purely coincidental and is not intentional. Except when that's the point of the post, in which case it is intentional and no coincidence is applied, inferred or otherwise described by another long legalese term which temporarily escapes me. No animals have been hurt in the production of this post, although I did kick the cat before I sat down at the computer. |
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May 13 2003, 07:07 PM
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Goddess of all-behold and worship Group: New Members Posts: 2,521 Joined: 29-March 03 From: I'm right here can't you see me?? Member No.: 199 |
Somehow, Leo, I just don't doubt you on that one.
-------------------- Cheese is my husband and I love him muchly! (attacks with kisses)
Hinsley-the first bi-straight marriage and first forum divorce. Forum affiliation positions: Governor of the Ejits, Grand Princess of ISH, official Elf-Wizard of the Snuffleburger Death Cult, Queen over all Misfit Dolls I am death grip barbie-BEWARE. My animal spirit is a mermaid. I have been entrusted to take care of Jennifer the vodka imp, although I wasn't aware of it until just now...I was beginning to wonder why she was following me... I am Leopold's minion, so bugger off! I mean...quack? Sir Psycho Sexy is my minion and Wolfbane is my anti-minion. Crissi, Crazi, and LDP are my e-sisters! iamtootiredyyyy is my little e-brother! Missy is my e-twin. We were seperated at birth. (whispers) She's the evil one. And Raven343 is my witchy god-mother! (chokes on not-so-faerie-dust) <--(Look that's me!) Free Psyduck!! Quuuuuaaaaccckkkk!!! [sig chopped for being HUGE! Please trim it - Mata] |
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May 13 2003, 07:08 PM
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Roger Rabbit, having hit the skids, is now busking for a living. Group: Moderators Posts: 8,645 Joined: 4-March 03 From: In front of the screen Member No.: 95 Gender: Male |
An quite right too, princess!
Yer very special ta me, an I worship ya... 
-------------------- The author of this post is entirely fictional and is intended for entertainment purposes only. The views of the author are not necessarily representative of the views of Matazone, Mata himself nor any of his assorted cronies, friends, allies, associates or hangers-on. Any resemblance to other posts, alive or dead, is purely coincidental and is not intentional. Except when that's the point of the post, in which case it is intentional and no coincidence is applied, inferred or otherwise described by another long legalese term which temporarily escapes me. No animals have been hurt in the production of this post, although I did kick the cat before I sat down at the computer. |
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May 13 2003, 07:09 PM
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Goddess of all-behold and worship Group: New Members Posts: 2,521 Joined: 29-March 03 From: I'm right here can't you see me?? Member No.: 199 |
<hugs leo> You always make me feel so special!!
-------------------- Cheese is my husband and I love him muchly! (attacks with kisses)
Hinsley-the first bi-straight marriage and first forum divorce. Forum affiliation positions: Governor of the Ejits, Grand Princess of ISH, official Elf-Wizard of the Snuffleburger Death Cult, Queen over all Misfit Dolls I am death grip barbie-BEWARE. My animal spirit is a mermaid. I have been entrusted to take care of Jennifer the vodka imp, although I wasn't aware of it until just now...I was beginning to wonder why she was following me... I am Leopold's minion, so bugger off! I mean...quack? Sir Psycho Sexy is my minion and Wolfbane is my anti-minion. Crissi, Crazi, and LDP are my e-sisters! iamtootiredyyyy is my little e-brother! Missy is my e-twin. We were seperated at birth. (whispers) She's the evil one. And Raven343 is my witchy god-mother! (chokes on not-so-faerie-dust) <--(Look that's me!) Free Psyduck!! Quuuuuaaaaccckkkk!!! [sig chopped for being HUGE! Please trim it - Mata] |
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May 13 2003, 07:09 PM
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 Father G Group: New Members Posts: 348 Joined: 11-May 03 From: Sheffield UK Member No.: 309 |
just remember whom is your 1st worshiper and disciple
I spread the word of the 1 true goddess -------------------- How long can we maintain? I wondered. How long Before I started raving and jabbering at these poor foke?
JESUS! did I say that? Or just think it? was i talking? Did they hear me? |
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May 13 2003, 07:11 PM
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Goddess of all-behold and worship Group: New Members Posts: 2,521 Joined: 29-March 03 From: I'm right here can't you see me?? Member No.: 199 |
Always and forever remember
You can still have ANYTHING you want...I'm good to my followers.
-------------------- Cheese is my husband and I love him muchly! (attacks with kisses)
Hinsley-the first bi-straight marriage and first forum divorce. Forum affiliation positions: Governor of the Ejits, Grand Princess of ISH, official Elf-Wizard of the Snuffleburger Death Cult, Queen over all Misfit Dolls I am death grip barbie-BEWARE. My animal spirit is a mermaid. I have been entrusted to take care of Jennifer the vodka imp, although I wasn't aware of it until just now...I was beginning to wonder why she was following me... I am Leopold's minion, so bugger off! I mean...quack? Sir Psycho Sexy is my minion and Wolfbane is my anti-minion. Crissi, Crazi, and LDP are my e-sisters! iamtootiredyyyy is my little e-brother! Missy is my e-twin. We were seperated at birth. (whispers) She's the evil one. And Raven343 is my witchy god-mother! (chokes on not-so-faerie-dust) <--(Look that's me!) Free Psyduck!! Quuuuuaaaaccckkkk!!! [sig chopped for being HUGE! Please trim it - Mata] |
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May 13 2003, 07:13 PM
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Father G Group: New Members Posts: 348 Joined: 11-May 03 From: Sheffield UK Member No.: 309 |
'O' wise Goddess I feel your love...
-------------------- How long can we maintain? I wondered. How long Before I started raving and jabbering at these poor foke?
JESUS! did I say that? Or just think it? was i talking? Did they hear me? |
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May 13 2003, 07:14 PM
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Goddess of all-behold and worship Group: New Members Posts: 2,521 Joined: 29-March 03 From: I'm right here can't you see me?? Member No.: 199 |
LOL-I love everyone and everyone loves me!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO-I can't stop laughing...LMAO-I'm a hyper goddess!!!
-------------------- Cheese is my husband and I love him muchly! (attacks with kisses)
Hinsley-the first bi-straight marriage and first forum divorce. Forum affiliation positions: Governor of the Ejits, Grand Princess of ISH, official Elf-Wizard of the Snuffleburger Death Cult, Queen over all Misfit Dolls I am death grip barbie-BEWARE. My animal spirit is a mermaid. I have been entrusted to take care of Jennifer the vodka imp, although I wasn't aware of it until just now...I was beginning to wonder why she was following me... I am Leopold's minion, so bugger off! I mean...quack? Sir Psycho Sexy is my minion and Wolfbane is my anti-minion. Crissi, Crazi, and LDP are my e-sisters! iamtootiredyyyy is my little e-brother! Missy is my e-twin. We were seperated at birth. (whispers) She's the evil one. And Raven343 is my witchy god-mother! (chokes on not-so-faerie-dust) <--(Look that's me!) Free Psyduck!! Quuuuuaaaaccckkkk!!! [sig chopped for being HUGE! Please trim it - Mata] |
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May 13 2003, 07:16 PM
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Father G Group: New Members Posts: 348 Joined: 11-May 03 From: Sheffield UK Member No.: 309 |
the hyper love fills me...... starting to feel drunk on your godly power
-------------------- How long can we maintain? I wondered. How long Before I started raving and jabbering at these poor foke?
JESUS! did I say that? Or just think it? was i talking? Did they hear me? |
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May 13 2003, 07:18 PM
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Goddess of all-behold and worship Group: New Members Posts: 2,521 Joined: 29-March 03 From: I'm right here can't you see me?? Member No.: 199 |
LMAO-I personally think it's my lack of food in my stomach...yes, let's all get drunk without wasting money on alcohol!!! Woo-hoo!!!
-------------------- Cheese is my husband and I love him muchly! (attacks with kisses)
Hinsley-the first bi-straight marriage and first forum divorce. Forum affiliation positions: Governor of the Ejits, Grand Princess of ISH, official Elf-Wizard of the Snuffleburger Death Cult, Queen over all Misfit Dolls I am death grip barbie-BEWARE. My animal spirit is a mermaid. I have been entrusted to take care of Jennifer the vodka imp, although I wasn't aware of it until just now...I was beginning to wonder why she was following me... I am Leopold's minion, so bugger off! I mean...quack? Sir Psycho Sexy is my minion and Wolfbane is my anti-minion. Crissi, Crazi, and LDP are my e-sisters! iamtootiredyyyy is my little e-brother! Missy is my e-twin. We were seperated at birth. (whispers) She's the evil one. And Raven343 is my witchy god-mother! (chokes on not-so-faerie-dust) <--(Look that's me!) Free Psyduck!! Quuuuuaaaaccckkkk!!! [sig chopped for being HUGE! Please trim it - Mata] |
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May 13 2003, 08:53 PM
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 crazi Group: Established Members Posts: 4,010 Joined: 25-February 03 From: New Orleans Member No.: 20 Gender: Female |
*get on hands and knees and bows*
-------------------- Love is real.
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May 13 2003, 08:56 PM
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Goddess of all-behold and worship Group: New Members Posts: 2,521 Joined: 29-March 03 From: I'm right here can't you see me?? Member No.: 199 |
Everyone loves the goddess!! And the goddess loves you!! Always remember that...
Hey! Where's my sacrafice?? I'm still waiting...<taps nails on alter> -------------------- Cheese is my husband and I love him muchly! (attacks with kisses)
Hinsley-the first bi-straight marriage and first forum divorce. Forum affiliation positions: Governor of the Ejits, Grand Princess of ISH, official Elf-Wizard of the Snuffleburger Death Cult, Queen over all Misfit Dolls I am death grip barbie-BEWARE. My animal spirit is a mermaid. I have been entrusted to take care of Jennifer the vodka imp, although I wasn't aware of it until just now...I was beginning to wonder why she was following me... I am Leopold's minion, so bugger off! I mean...quack? Sir Psycho Sexy is my minion and Wolfbane is my anti-minion. Crissi, Crazi, and LDP are my e-sisters! iamtootiredyyyy is my little e-brother! Missy is my e-twin. We were seperated at birth. (whispers) She's the evil one. And Raven343 is my witchy god-mother! (chokes on not-so-faerie-dust) <--(Look that's me!) Free Psyduck!! Quuuuuaaaaccckkkk!!! [sig chopped for being HUGE! Please trim it - Mata] |
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May 13 2003, 09:03 PM
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Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
**sacrafises an avocado for FP**
-------------------- Being Pimped By Aries Since 2003 |
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May 13 2003, 09:04 PM
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 Light On The Surface Group: Moderators Posts: 4,370 Joined: 4-March 03 From: Banjomouse Record House Member No.: 91 Gender: Male |
This raises an interesting theological question...
If Free Psycho is a Goddess, then would that mean Mistress Alti, my soon-to-be e-missus and Psycho's eeevil twin, is some kind of She-Devil? Pff... as if I don't already know the answer to that one...
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May 13 2003, 09:05 PM
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Goddess of all-behold and worship Group: New Members Posts: 2,521 Joined: 29-March 03 From: I'm right here can't you see me?? Member No.: 199 |
LOL-really Inky, that's a stupid question. LMAO
-------------------- Cheese is my husband and I love him muchly! (attacks with kisses)
Hinsley-the first bi-straight marriage and first forum divorce. Forum affiliation positions: Governor of the Ejits, Grand Princess of ISH, official Elf-Wizard of the Snuffleburger Death Cult, Queen over all Misfit Dolls I am death grip barbie-BEWARE. My animal spirit is a mermaid. I have been entrusted to take care of Jennifer the vodka imp, although I wasn't aware of it until just now...I was beginning to wonder why she was following me... I am Leopold's minion, so bugger off! I mean...quack? Sir Psycho Sexy is my minion and Wolfbane is my anti-minion. Crissi, Crazi, and LDP are my e-sisters! iamtootiredyyyy is my little e-brother! Missy is my e-twin. We were seperated at birth. (whispers) She's the evil one. And Raven343 is my witchy god-mother! (chokes on not-so-faerie-dust) <--(Look that's me!) Free Psyduck!! Quuuuuaaaaccckkkk!!! [sig chopped for being HUGE! Please trim it - Mata] |
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May 13 2003, 09:06 PM
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Goddess of all-behold and worship Group: New Members Posts: 2,521 Joined: 29-March 03 From: I'm right here can't you see me?? Member No.: 199 |
QUOTE (LoLo @ May 13 2003, 05:03 PM) **sacrafises an avocado for FP** <mushy green blood-goo all over alter> Yes the goddess has been appeased! And fed...<picks at avocado> -------------------- Cheese is my husband and I love him muchly! (attacks with kisses)
Hinsley-the first bi-straight marriage and first forum divorce. Forum affiliation positions: Governor of the Ejits, Grand Princess of ISH, official Elf-Wizard of the Snuffleburger Death Cult, Queen over all Misfit Dolls I am death grip barbie-BEWARE. My animal spirit is a mermaid. I have been entrusted to take care of Jennifer the vodka imp, although I wasn't aware of it until just now...I was beginning to wonder why she was following me... I am Leopold's minion, so bugger off! I mean...quack? Sir Psycho Sexy is my minion and Wolfbane is my anti-minion. Crissi, Crazi, and LDP are my e-sisters! iamtootiredyyyy is my little e-brother! Missy is my e-twin. We were seperated at birth. (whispers) She's the evil one. And Raven343 is my witchy god-mother! (chokes on not-so-faerie-dust) <--(Look that's me!) Free Psyduck!! Quuuuuaaaaccckkkk!!! [sig chopped for being HUGE! Please trim it - Mata] |
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May 13 2003, 09:18 PM
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 I plug directly into my computer Group: Established Members Posts: 3,641 Joined: 1-March 03 Member No.: 80 Gender: Female |
yayyyyyyyyyyy I
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May 13 2003, 09:18 PM
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 ever-hopeful since 2003 Group: Moderators Posts: 6,037 Joined: 27-February 03 From: Midwest US Member No.: 54 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (Industrial Kybosh @ May 13 2003, 04:04 PM) This raises an interesting theological question... If Free Psycho is a Goddess, then would that mean Mistress Alti, my soon-to-be e-missus and Psycho's eeevil twin, is some kind of She-Devil? Pff... as if I don't already know the answer to that one... Heh... >laughs nervously< |
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May 14 2003, 12:26 PM
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Goddess of all-behold and worship Group: New Members Posts: 2,521 Joined: 29-March 03 From: I'm right here can't you see me?? Member No.: 199 |
<makes sun rise> Wouldn't that be awesome if you had total control over the elements? I think that's the best power in the world...
-------------------- Cheese is my husband and I love him muchly! (attacks with kisses)
Hinsley-the first bi-straight marriage and first forum divorce. Forum affiliation positions: Governor of the Ejits, Grand Princess of ISH, official Elf-Wizard of the Snuffleburger Death Cult, Queen over all Misfit Dolls I am death grip barbie-BEWARE. My animal spirit is a mermaid. I have been entrusted to take care of Jennifer the vodka imp, although I wasn't aware of it until just now...I was beginning to wonder why she was following me... I am Leopold's minion, so bugger off! I mean...quack? Sir Psycho Sexy is my minion and Wolfbane is my anti-minion. Crissi, Crazi, and LDP are my e-sisters! iamtootiredyyyy is my little e-brother! Missy is my e-twin. We were seperated at birth. (whispers) She's the evil one. And Raven343 is my witchy god-mother! (chokes on not-so-faerie-dust) <--(Look that's me!) Free Psyduck!! Quuuuuaaaaccckkkk!!! [sig chopped for being HUGE! Please trim it - Mata] |
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May 14 2003, 03:49 PM
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 Steadily spiralling into the abyss Group: New Members Posts: 3,733 Joined: 20-March 03 From: London, UK Member No.: 154 |
i think we all know what the greatest power in the world is.../me eats pringles
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How Much Do You Reckon This Food Processor's Worth? Well? How Much Is It Worth? Come On. For F--k's Sake Just Hazard A Guess You Half-Witted Proletarian S--t - We Haven't Got All F--king Day. This Is A Game Show, Not A F--king Waiting Room. Now Spit Your F--king Answer Out Or I'll Kick You All The Way Back To Whichever P--s-Streaked Council Estate You Crawled From, So You Can Hatch The Rest Of Your Futureless Offspring In Empty-Handed Misery. Now Answer Me, C--T. Explicitly confrontational version of The Price Is Right. Shiny Blog |
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May 14 2003, 04:29 PM
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Goddess of all-behold and worship Group: New Members Posts: 2,521 Joined: 29-March 03 From: I'm right here can't you see me?? Member No.: 199 |
ROFLMAO-just as long as you remember you gave you that power, my dear...
-------------------- Cheese is my husband and I love him muchly! (attacks with kisses)
Hinsley-the first bi-straight marriage and first forum divorce. Forum affiliation positions: Governor of the Ejits, Grand Princess of ISH, official Elf-Wizard of the Snuffleburger Death Cult, Queen over all Misfit Dolls I am death grip barbie-BEWARE. My animal spirit is a mermaid. I have been entrusted to take care of Jennifer the vodka imp, although I wasn't aware of it until just now...I was beginning to wonder why she was following me... I am Leopold's minion, so bugger off! I mean...quack? Sir Psycho Sexy is my minion and Wolfbane is my anti-minion. Crissi, Crazi, and LDP are my e-sisters! iamtootiredyyyy is my little e-brother! Missy is my e-twin. We were seperated at birth. (whispers) She's the evil one. And Raven343 is my witchy god-mother! (chokes on not-so-faerie-dust) <--(Look that's me!) Free Psyduck!! Quuuuuaaaaccckkkk!!! [sig chopped for being HUGE! Please trim it - Mata] |
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