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Mittens322
post Aug 20 2005, 12:27 AM
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HELLO POEPLES! I'm looking for freaks. I want the kind of freaks who wear those fome fingers that have the middle finger up. I'm looking for the kind of freak who's farts are louder than the drumbs at a pep rally. Are you freakish enough to be a Freak?


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post Aug 20 2005, 01:28 PM
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QUOTE (Mittens322 @ Aug 20 2005, 12:27 AM)
HELLO POEPLES! I'm looking for freaks. I want the kind of freaks who wear those fome fingers that have the middle finger up. I'm looking for the kind of freak who's farts are louder than the drumbs at a pep rally. Are you freakish enough to be a Freak?
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post Aug 20 2005, 01:38 PM
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I used to be able to get my pinkie quite far up my nostril. I just tried again, but I think I need some practice. Is that freakish enough?


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post Aug 23 2005, 12:21 AM
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QUOTE (funked)out_frog @ Aug 20 2005, 01:38 PM)
I used to be able to get my pinkie quite far up my nostril.  I just tried again, but I think I need some practice.  Is that freakish enough?
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When I said Freak's Needed, I got the wrong type of freaks! Oh well. Sure, your a freak, but practice a little.


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post Aug 23 2005, 07:03 PM
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QUOTE (Mittens322 @ Aug 20 2005, 12:27 AM)
HELLO POEPLES! I'm looking for freaks. I want the kind of freaks who wear those fome fingers that have the middle finger up. I'm looking for the kind of freak who's farts are louder than the drumbs at a pep rally. Are you freakish enough to be a Freak?
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I don't understand how Froggy doesn't satisfy those requirements... It's unusual, and makes other people want to be far away from the person perpatrating the weirdness...

My elbows bend backwards... but that pbly doesn't count either...


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post Aug 29 2005, 10:22 PM
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oK CHANGE OF PLANS. oOPS. cAPS. Just tell me freakish stuff you can do. I can bend my pinky 90+ degrees.


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post Aug 29 2005, 10:41 PM
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post Aug 29 2005, 11:11 PM
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I can pop my leg out of its hip socket, make my thumb pop numerous amounts of times in a row, crack my jaw really loudly, my arm bends backwards slightly more than usual (Though I think it might be the same as GA) and umm.... make my thumb turn parallel to and touch my wrist.

Freakish? Mebe....


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post Aug 29 2005, 11:23 PM
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I can touch my nose with my tongue.

Have you ever tried to lick the very tip of your elbow? I think it's physically impossible.
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QUOTE (meghan @ Aug 29 2005, 07:23 PM)
I can touch my nose with my tongue.

Have you ever tried to lick the very tip of your elbow? I think it's physically impossible.
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Unless you're double jointed!


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post Aug 30 2005, 12:36 AM
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Umm.... I can bend my thumb behind my hand! It's just because I'm double jointed, But it still counts, right?


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post Aug 30 2005, 01:14 AM
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I can crack my thumbs without touching them with anything. I can do it with my other finders too, but the pop is barelly audible, so I don't think it counts. The thumbs, though, are pret6ty loud, and I can do it repeatedly.


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post Aug 30 2005, 09:07 PM
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QUOTE (K!77y @ Aug 29 2005, 11:11 PM)
I can pop my leg out of its hip socket, make my thumb pop numerous amounts of times in a row, crack my jaw really loudly, my arm bends backwards slightly more than usual (Though I think it might be the same as GA) and umm.... make my thumb turn parallel to and touch my wrist.

Freakish? Mebe....
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I can pop my hip out, my jaw always cracks loudly whenever I open my mouth (my friend broke it once, and it's never been the same), I can do weird things with my fingers, including cracking them at a volume which makes people look around in crowded supermarkets and stuff. I can crack my neck too, and all the way down to the base of my spine. I'm overly flexible (which I guess is "double jointed" in every joint from my neck down to my hips)

Kitty... we're not related are we?


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post Sep 1 2005, 11:31 PM
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almost every joint in my body cracks loud and audible without the need of me touching it, I also have a layer of muscle missing in my back that allows me to rub my shoulder blade up and down my ribcage creating an horrific cracking sound.

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