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Quoth(The Raven)
post Aug 30 2005, 02:24 AM
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Pretty much as it says on the tin: Sayings that have been mangled, or sayings you would like to see mangled, in creative ways...

1. "... 'scuse me, while I kiss dis guy..." -Mangled Hendrix Lyric

2. "A coward dies a thousand deaths, the brave man only 999..."

3. "If you can keep your head, while all about you are losing theirs, you obviously haven't checked in with your answering service..." -Hawkeye Pierce

4. "It isn't the heat... It's the humanity..." -from Brigadoon

5. "How do I loathe thee, let me count the ways..."


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post Aug 30 2005, 02:41 AM
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Pretty much anything Bush says! You could fill a book with stuff like that... Actually, I believe somebody did. Some of my favorites:

"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."

"It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way."

"The truth of that matter is, if you listen carefully, Saddam would still be in power if he were the president of the United States, and the world would be a lot better off."

You can't make these up!


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post Aug 30 2005, 05:25 PM
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"One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind"

"Baking-powder?"


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post Aug 30 2005, 05:41 PM
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QUOTE (Daria @ Aug 30 2005, 05:25 PM)
"One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind"
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"I'm a small man, with a giant...."

<3 Eddie Izzard

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post Aug 30 2005, 05:57 PM
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QUOTE (Sir_Psycho_Sexy @ Aug 30 2005, 05:41 PM)
"I'm a small man, with a giant...."

<3 Eddie Izzard

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"Don't f**k it up, Neil. Don't f**k it up..."

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post Aug 31 2005, 01:11 AM
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Magellan was the first man to circumcise the world with a 100-foot clipper.
(No, I'm not making this up. Someone really put it on a test.)


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post Aug 31 2005, 02:42 AM
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"Money is the root of all evil."

I know I can be a mean person because I love to correct people by saying that the actual quote was "The love of money is the root of all evil." Well, it includes the phrase in it, but it's misleading. tongue.gif


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post Aug 31 2005, 04:12 AM
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Actually, I prefer the sixties version:

The Lack of money is the root of all evil...

I think it was Robert Crumb, who made that one famous...


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post Aug 31 2005, 04:16 AM
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"Well, this is another fine mess you've gotten us into" Never spoken in any Laurel and Hardy movie, but endlessly quoted...

"Me Tarzan, you Jane..." Again, never used in a movie (To my knowledge), but endlessly quoted...


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post Aug 31 2005, 02:22 PM
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I'm fairly certain that "Luke, I am your father" never gets said in Star Wars in the particular word order.


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post Aug 31 2005, 07:47 PM
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"Play it again sam." was never spoken ever in any movie... the actual line was "play 'love me dearly' sam. play it."


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post Aug 31 2005, 11:22 PM
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A Greenday line, from Welcome To Paradise

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post Sep 1 2005, 01:20 AM
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QUOTE (Greeneyes @ Aug 31 2005, 10:22 AM)
I'm fairly certain that "Luke, I am your father" never gets said in Star Wars in the particular word order.
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The exact quote was,"No. I am your father."


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post Sep 1 2005, 05:07 AM
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QUOTE (SPEAKERfortheLOST @ Aug 31 2005, 02:47 PM)
"Play it again sam." was never spoken ever in any movie... the actual line was "play 'love me dearly' sam. play it."
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"You played it for her, you can play it for me..." love those lines!


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post Sep 1 2005, 05:09 AM
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QUOTE (arachnidoc17 @ Aug 31 2005, 08:20 PM)
QUOTE (Greeneyes @ Aug 31 2005, 10:22 AM)
I'm fairly certain that "Luke, I am your father" never gets said in Star Wars in the particular word order.
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The exact quote was,"No. I am your father."
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"Search your feelings. You know it to be true..."


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post Sep 1 2005, 07:56 AM
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"alas poor yoric i knew him well"

the actual line is

"alas poor yoric I knew him horatio"


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post Sep 1 2005, 03:47 PM
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"Is a synapses a summary"

Said by my little sister when looking for a plot synopsis for "Corpse Bride" tongue.gif

I know it's cruel, but I couldn't stop laughing. We had a bit of a discussion about biology tongue.gif


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post Sep 1 2005, 11:24 PM
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i have a friend that for about three monmths was convinced that the line
"
slam in the back of my dragula" (rob zombie : Dragula)

was in fact

"slam in the back of my pick up truck"

the same person thought that

"I hear you calling and its needles and pins" (alice cooper : Poison)

was

"I hear you calling and it's needles and chins"


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