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post Sep 20 2005, 01:53 AM
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I, Mittens the Kitten, am an evil genius. So ask me any question and I will truthfully answer!

EX: Why is grass green?
It wouldn't look good blue.


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post Sep 20 2005, 02:53 AM
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Why isnt the moon made of cheese?


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post Sep 20 2005, 09:28 AM
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Why can't I count past five?
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post Sep 20 2005, 11:22 AM
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I prefer Jonman's thread.


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post Sep 20 2005, 12:34 PM
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Why is "abbreviate" such a long word?


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post Sep 20 2005, 12:52 PM
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QUOTE (waybeyond @ Sep 20 2005, 01:34 PM)
Why is "abbreviate" such a long word?
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Why does "lisp" have an 's' in it?

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I prefer Jonman's thread.
While Jonman's thread is excellent, and will be very difficult to compare to, let alone beat, I think you should give Mittens a chance to actually answer some questions before judging.


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post Sep 20 2005, 02:58 PM
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post Sep 20 2005, 06:22 PM
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post Sep 20 2005, 07:26 PM
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post Sep 20 2005, 07:49 PM
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Why do I wish I had feet?


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post Sep 20 2005, 07:54 PM
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Why doesn't Calantyr have feet?


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post Sep 20 2005, 09:16 PM
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Are those my feet?

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post Sep 21 2005, 02:48 AM
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post Sep 21 2005, 02:56 AM
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post Sep 21 2005, 03:02 AM
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Why hasnt mittens replied yet?


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post Sep 21 2005, 09:06 AM
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post Sep 21 2005, 03:34 PM
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who was the guy who first invented cliche's, and why do they even exist? dry.gif


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post Sep 21 2005, 04:31 PM
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Why does time go forwards?
Why is dyslexia such a long and difficult word?
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Mittens322
post Sep 23 2005, 12:39 AM
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QUOTE (uninspired pizza guy @ Sep 20 2005, 02:53 AM)
Why isnt the moon made of cheese?
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Because by now we wouldn't have a moon.


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post Sep 23 2005, 12:41 AM
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QUOTE (Jimmy-von-Lucidious @ Sep 20 2005, 09:28 AM)
Why can't I count past five?
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You are an ignoramous.


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post Sep 23 2005, 12:42 AM
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QUOTE (waybeyond @ Sep 20 2005, 12:34 PM)
Why is "abbreviate" such a long word?
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To confuse you.


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post Sep 23 2005, 12:45 AM
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QUOTE (oscarhilton @ Sep 20 2005, 02:58 PM)
Is there a god?
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Yes. And a Divine Spirit who manafests himself as Satan.


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post Sep 23 2005, 12:49 AM
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QUOTE (Novander @ Sep 20 2005, 12:52 PM)
QUOTE (waybeyond @ Sep 20 2005, 01:34 PM)
Why is "abbreviate" such a long word?
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Why does "lisp" have an 's' in it?

If it didn't, it'd be lip.
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post Sep 23 2005, 12:50 AM
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QUOTE (JimiJimi @ Sep 20 2005, 06:22 PM)
What's that eating my foot?
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It appeares to be a man eating fungus. I give your foot 7 days.


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post Sep 23 2005, 12:54 AM
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QUOTE (Snugglebum the Destroyer @ Sep 20 2005, 07:26 PM)
Why is this foot in my mouth?  wink.gif
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It's cherry flavored.


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