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 May 18 2003, 03:22 AM
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 suggestive cupcake  Group: Admin Posts: 6,435 Joined: 21-April 03 From: Las Vegas, NV Member No.: 260 Gender: Female  |
**Matabloid disclaimer: None of the material in this bloid is to be taken seriously. Report any bizzare or interesting things buzzing about the forum here. The first news of the evening is as follows. 05/17! A well known forum goer, CheeseIsFunny, or better known as Cheez, was recently caught practicing the forbidden art of Cannabalism. Many media stations have tried contacting Cheez about these alligations, but he pleads no comment to every one. On the eve of May fourteenth, a wintering couple in north Alaska stumbled upon the atrocity of a penguin (now identified as Cheez) feasting noisily on another of its kind. The followup wasn't shown on any news channels, besides interviews with the family. "It was awful! He was digging right in, blood on his beak and all!" Quotes Betsy Morgan, the female of the couple that happened to lay eyes on the gruesome site. The husband has offered no comments, his wife says he is too traumatized by the event to say anything on it. More followup on this horrible story in a later issue.  Said Cheez recoiling in horror of the alligations against him at a Miami news conference.  Photo taken of Cheez in Alaska PD custody.  The funeral on site in Anchorage for the deceased penguin. -------------------- i'm like oh kimosabe, your body is my hobby    the official 'you bitch' count: a whole lot last updated 11/05 |
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May 18 2003, 03:26 AM
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 I post more than I speak Group: Established Members Posts: 8,738 Joined: 10-March 03 Member No.: 116 |
WHAT!?
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May 18 2003, 03:26 AM
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 Light On The Surface Group: Moderators Posts: 4,370 Joined: 4-March 03 From: Banjomouse Record House Member No.: 91 Gender: Male |
If it wasn't so tragic and disturbing, I'd laugh my arse off...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!! 
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May 18 2003, 03:27 AM
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suggestive cupcake Group: Admin Posts: 6,435 Joined: 21-April 03 From: Las Vegas, NV Member No.: 260 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (cheese is funny @ May 18 2003, 04:26 AM) WHAT!? o.o Hey now, back off the Matabloid, Cheez. -------------------- i'm like oh kimosabe, your body is my hobby the official 'you bitch' count: a whole lot last updated 11/05 |
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May 18 2003, 03:27 AM
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I post more than I speak Group: Established Members Posts: 8,738 Joined: 10-March 03 Member No.: 116 |
OMG! this is BS! what are you trying to do? make me look worse then i already do?
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May 18 2003, 03:28 AM
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I post more than I speak Group: Established Members Posts: 8,738 Joined: 10-March 03 Member No.: 116 |
i cant believe this... nummy! sarah! free! dont beleive ANYTHING posted on this thread unless i post it!!
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May 18 2003, 03:29 AM
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suggestive cupcake Group: Admin Posts: 6,435 Joined: 21-April 03 From: Las Vegas, NV Member No.: 260 Gender: Female |
Save it for the news conference, cannibal.
-------------------- i'm like oh kimosabe, your body is my hobby the official 'you bitch' count: a whole lot last updated 11/05 |
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May 18 2003, 03:30 AM
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I post more than I speak Group: Established Members Posts: 8,738 Joined: 10-March 03 Member No.: 116 |
me.. eat another penguin.. i cant beleive this... i yell at people who even talk about it...
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May 18 2003, 03:30 AM
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I post more than I speak Group: Established Members Posts: 8,738 Joined: 10-March 03 Member No.: 116 |
QUOTE (syuu @ May 18 2003, 04:29 AM) Save it for the news conference, cannibal. what conference? when? where? my voices will prove me innocent!!! -------------------- |
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May 18 2003, 03:31 AM
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I post more than I speak Group: Established Members Posts: 8,738 Joined: 10-March 03 Member No.: 116 |
this is so wrong.. so so wrong...
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May 18 2003, 03:31 AM
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the spam bunny Group: New Members Posts: 1,490 Joined: 24-February 03 From: New Jersey, USA Member No.: 11 |
i sure hope you wouldnt eat another penguin...
stay out of that chat room dude |
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May 18 2003, 03:31 AM
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suggestive cupcake Group: Admin Posts: 6,435 Joined: 21-April 03 From: Las Vegas, NV Member No.: 260 Gender: Female |
Don't be in such an outrage. They saw what they saw, pal.
-------------------- i'm like oh kimosabe, your body is my hobby the official 'you bitch' count: a whole lot last updated 11/05 |
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May 18 2003, 03:32 AM
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I post more than I speak Group: Established Members Posts: 8,738 Joined: 10-March 03 Member No.: 116 |
what do you mean stay out of the chat room? im coming in, right now!!
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May 18 2003, 03:33 AM
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I post more than I speak Group: Established Members Posts: 8,738 Joined: 10-March 03 Member No.: 116 |
QUOTE (syuu @ May 18 2003, 04:31 AM) Don't be in such an outrage. They saw what they saw, pal. who saw this? or who says they saw this? <grumbles> -------------------- |
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May 18 2003, 03:34 AM
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suggestive cupcake Group: Admin Posts: 6,435 Joined: 21-April 03 From: Las Vegas, NV Member No.: 260 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (SuperKathoid @ May 18 2003, 04:31 AM) i sure hope you wouldnt eat another penguin... stay out of that chat room dude He's a bad, bad penguin. -------------------- i'm like oh kimosabe, your body is my hobby the official 'you bitch' count: a whole lot last updated 11/05 |
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May 18 2003, 03:35 AM
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I post more than I speak Group: Established Members Posts: 8,738 Joined: 10-March 03 Member No.: 116 |
LIES!!! ALL LIES!!!!
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May 18 2003, 03:37 AM
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I post more than I speak Group: Established Members Posts: 8,738 Joined: 10-March 03 Member No.: 116 |
im not going to say this twice... i did NOT have sex with that woman.... i mean... i did NOT, will NOT, have NOT eaten another penguin
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May 18 2003, 03:37 AM
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suggestive cupcake Group: Admin Posts: 6,435 Joined: 21-April 03 From: Las Vegas, NV Member No.: 260 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (cheese is funny @ May 18 2003, 04:32 AM) what do you mean stay out of the chat room? im coming in, right now!! I don't see you in the chat, penguin killer. -------------------- i'm like oh kimosabe, your body is my hobby the official 'you bitch' count: a whole lot last updated 11/05 |
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May 18 2003, 03:38 AM
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I post more than I speak Group: Established Members Posts: 8,738 Joined: 10-March 03 Member No.: 116 |
i went in and it was empty... do we have a 4th chat room? or am i missing something?
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May 18 2003, 03:38 AM
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suggestive cupcake Group: Admin Posts: 6,435 Joined: 21-April 03 From: Las Vegas, NV Member No.: 260 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (cheese is funny @ May 18 2003, 04:37 AM) im not going to say this twice... i did NOT have sex with that woman.... i mean... i did NOT, will NOT, have NOT eaten another penguin Wait, who did you have sex with? MissyA? Isn't that.. InKy's wife?! YOU HAD AN AFFAIR WITH INKY'S WIFE! I see a 2nd article coming on. -------------------- i'm like oh kimosabe, your body is my hobby the official 'you bitch' count: a whole lot last updated 11/05 |
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May 18 2003, 03:39 AM
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I post more than I speak Group: Established Members Posts: 8,738 Joined: 10-March 03 Member No.: 116 |
that is BS... i would never have an affair!!
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May 18 2003, 03:40 AM
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I post more than I speak Group: Established Members Posts: 8,738 Joined: 10-March 03 Member No.: 116 |
i couldnt do that to inky or missy a!! they are too cool!!! inky! shes lieing!!!
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May 18 2003, 03:41 AM
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 crazi Group: Established Members Posts: 4,010 Joined: 25-February 03 From: New Orleans Member No.: 20 Gender: Female |
LOL umm...whats going on here???
i was hanging out with my friend whos moving today and yesterday and could someone please just fill me in here? note: my hair is grooovvy-funky and you will get pics soon! -------------------- Love is real.
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May 18 2003, 03:42 AM
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I post more than I speak Group: Established Members Posts: 8,738 Joined: 10-March 03 Member No.: 116 |
syuu is making me look bad for no reason!!! tabloids are EVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!!
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May 18 2003, 03:46 AM
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suggestive cupcake Group: Admin Posts: 6,435 Joined: 21-April 03 From: Las Vegas, NV Member No.: 260 Gender: Female |
And breaking news, as of late.
Cheez, featured in a recent article about his canibalism habbits, has recently confessed to having an affair with Industrial Kybosh, or InKy's wife, Mistress Alti. Neither MissyA nor InKy have commented on the confession that Cheez had so dramatically made minutes after the story about his cannabalism came out. He was described as grief stricken, and says that he still has memories of that steamy, fateful night where himself and MissyA were alone in the forums together. Cheez is quoted as saying: "One thing led to another, I don't know what happened.. InKy, can he ever forgive me?" No toll on the recent e-marriage has come out as of late, as this is a breaking story, and we will bring you further updates and an interview from both MissyA and InKy on the impact Cheez's story has had on their marriage.  MissyA holding a rose that Cheez claims he gave her on that steamy evening.  A recent photo of MissyA after the alligations of her night with Cheez. She pleads "no comment". -------------------- i'm like oh kimosabe, your body is my hobby the official 'you bitch' count: a whole lot last updated 11/05 |
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