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post May 18 2003, 03:22 AM
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**Matabloid disclaimer: None of the material in this bloid is to be taken seriously.

Report any bizzare or interesting things buzzing about the forum here. The first news of the evening is as follows.

05/17!

A well known forum goer, CheeseIsFunny, or better known as Cheez, was recently caught practicing the forbidden art of Cannabalism.

Many media stations have tried contacting Cheez about these alligations, but he pleads no comment to every one. On the eve of May fourteenth, a wintering couple in north Alaska stumbled upon the atrocity of a penguin (now identified as Cheez) feasting noisily on another of its kind. The followup wasn't shown on any news channels, besides interviews with the family.

"It was awful! He was digging right in, blood on his beak and all!"
Quotes Betsy Morgan, the female of the couple that happened to lay eyes on the gruesome site. The husband has offered no comments, his wife says he is too traumatized by the event to say anything on it.

More followup on this horrible story in a later issue.



Said Cheez recoiling in horror of the alligations against him at a Miami news conference.



Photo taken of Cheez in Alaska PD custody.



The funeral on site in Anchorage for the deceased penguin.


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post May 18 2003, 03:26 AM
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WHAT!?


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post May 18 2003, 03:26 AM
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If it wasn't so tragic and disturbing, I'd laugh my arse off...

















BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!! laugh.gif


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post May 18 2003, 03:27 AM
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QUOTE (cheese is funny @ May 18 2003, 04:26 AM)
WHAT!?

o.o Hey now, back off the Matabloid, Cheez.


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post May 18 2003, 03:27 AM
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OMG! this is BS! what are you trying to do? make me look worse then i already do?


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post May 18 2003, 03:28 AM
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i cant believe this... nummy! sarah! free! dont beleive ANYTHING posted on this thread unless i post it!!


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post May 18 2003, 03:29 AM
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Save it for the news conference, cannibal.


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post May 18 2003, 03:30 AM
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me.. eat another penguin.. i cant beleive this... i yell at people who even talk about it...


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post May 18 2003, 03:30 AM
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QUOTE (syuu @ May 18 2003, 04:29 AM)
Save it for the news conference, cannibal.

what conference? when? where? my voices will prove me innocent!!!


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post May 18 2003, 03:31 AM
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this is so wrong.. so so wrong...


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post May 18 2003, 03:31 AM
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i sure hope you wouldnt eat another penguin...

stay out of that chat room dude
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post May 18 2003, 03:31 AM
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Don't be in such an outrage. They saw what they saw, pal.


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post May 18 2003, 03:32 AM
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what do you mean stay out of the chat room? im coming in, right now!!


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post May 18 2003, 03:33 AM
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QUOTE (syuu @ May 18 2003, 04:31 AM)
Don't be in such an outrage. They saw what they saw, pal.

who saw this? or who says they saw this? <grumbles>


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post May 18 2003, 03:34 AM
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QUOTE (SuperKathoid @ May 18 2003, 04:31 AM)
i sure hope you wouldnt eat another penguin...

stay out of that chat room dude

He's a bad, bad penguin.


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post May 18 2003, 03:35 AM
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LIES!!! ALL LIES!!!!


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post May 18 2003, 03:37 AM
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im not going to say this twice... i did NOT have sex with that woman.... i mean... i did NOT, will NOT, have NOT eaten another penguin


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post May 18 2003, 03:37 AM
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QUOTE (cheese is funny @ May 18 2003, 04:32 AM)
what do you mean stay out of the chat room? im coming in, right now!!

I don't see you in the chat, penguin killer.


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post May 18 2003, 03:38 AM
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i went in and it was empty... do we have a 4th chat room? or am i missing something?


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post May 18 2003, 03:38 AM
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QUOTE (cheese is funny @ May 18 2003, 04:37 AM)
im not going to say this twice... i did NOT have sex with that woman.... i mean... i did NOT, will NOT, have NOT eaten another penguin

Wait, who did you have sex with? MissyA? Isn't that.. InKy's wife?!

YOU HAD AN AFFAIR WITH INKY'S WIFE!
I see a 2nd article coming on.


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post May 18 2003, 03:39 AM
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that is BS... i would never have an affair!!


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post May 18 2003, 03:40 AM
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i couldnt do that to inky or missy a!! they are too cool!!! inky! shes lieing!!!


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post May 18 2003, 03:41 AM
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LOL umm...whats going on here???
i was hanging out with my friend whos moving today and yesterday and could someone please just fill me in here?

note: my hair is grooovvy-funky and you will get pics soon!


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post May 18 2003, 03:42 AM
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syuu is making me look bad for no reason!!! tabloids are EVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!!


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post May 18 2003, 03:46 AM
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And breaking news, as of late.

Cheez, featured in a recent article about his canibalism habbits, has recently confessed to having an affair with Industrial Kybosh, or InKy's wife, Mistress Alti.

Neither MissyA nor InKy have commented on the confession that Cheez had so dramatically made minutes after the story about his cannabalism came out. He was described as grief stricken, and says that he still has memories of that steamy, fateful night where himself and MissyA were alone in the forums together.

Cheez is quoted as saying:
"One thing led to another, I don't know what happened.. InKy, can he ever forgive me?"

No toll on the recent e-marriage has come out as of late, as this is a breaking story, and we will bring you further updates and an interview from both MissyA and InKy on the impact Cheez's story has had on their marriage.



MissyA holding a rose that Cheez claims he gave her on that steamy evening.



A recent photo of MissyA after the alligations of her night with Cheez. She pleads "no comment".


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