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post Dec 20 2005, 01:49 AM
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The time has come for our enemy to be brought to justice for crimes against the United Kingdom. Repeatedly he has offended us with his infectious noise weapons. Through our mobile phones, through our music charts and even through mass media advertising.

Enough!

This must come to an end. No longer will I stand idle while blood runs from the ears of my fellow man and woman.

The enemy I speak of if of course this stain on our civilisation:

The Crazy Frog

Again the crazy frog has come to screens and radios this time with a suprise assault on the christmas chart number one. But we cannot let him once again walk all over us again. What will our children think if we allow this to continue. I dream of a world free from this horrible terror that lurks in our fair country.

I propose we strike a swift and decisive blow against the frog's regime of jingly melodic oppression. But we need a strategy.. this is where you come in people of matazone! I need you to formulate plans for the the kidnapping and/or destruction of the crazy frog. No plan is too rediculous or too far fetched. Remember, these are desperate times. I fear if we do not act soon then... well i'm sure you're all well aware of the consequences of failure.

I look forward to hearing your ideas.

Merry Christmas, and good luck.. you'll need it!


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post Dec 20 2005, 02:15 AM
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First we need to rent a building. Then we paint it neon orange, because as we all know frogs cannot see that color. Next we build a complicated maze inside the building. Around every corner we will have dangerous traps, and deadly animals. At the very end of the maze we will have a pile of 6.3 million dollars. To get this money you need to answer 3 riddles, beat a llama in a spitting contest, and solve a Rubix Cube in under 10 minutes.

Finally we find someone who can complete the maze and do all those things, wait for him to finish, steal his money, and hire an assasin to kill the frog.

Easy. As. Pie.


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post Dec 20 2005, 02:52 AM
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How about everyone buys the JCB Song instead? http://www.jcbsong.co.uk/jcbvideo.asp


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post Dec 20 2005, 06:56 AM
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Well sure you can do that. If you want to do it the easy way.


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post Dec 20 2005, 05:24 PM
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He now stars in his own PS2 game.

Cracy Frog Racing...

Dear lord, will the horror never end?

On the basis that he looks all wet and glistly I assume he is made out of the same stuff as slugs.

Therefore dumping a bag of salt on him should make him sizzle and shrivle up, yes?

Send him to the salt mines! For the Revolution of the Oppressed Masses!


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post Dec 20 2005, 10:51 PM
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ladies and gentlemen, I give you our ultimate secret weapon in our war against the crazy frog...... the perfectly sane but really rather narced off SNAKE


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post Dec 21 2005, 03:21 AM
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Erect a big S.E.P. field around the frog. Thereby rendering it harmless as people notice it, then ignore it totally as Somebody Else's Problem.

It may die of neglect within the field but admittedly it's not a problem as noone will notice that either.


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Astarael
post Dec 21 2005, 08:19 AM
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I firmly believe that there are very few problems that cannot be solved with the application of a cattle prod to the head of whoever caused them. A wet little frog should succumb easily to a few jolts of electricity.


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post Dec 21 2005, 04:13 PM
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Have you seen the Crazy frog toys in T J Hughes? They originally cost 10 but becasue it's so close to christmas they've reduced it to 8. Let me just say, they 'aint flying outta' there. Heehee

Seriously, how on earth can that frog still be going. At the begging it was cute and funny and now it's like the anti-christ. If it gets number one then I will officially declare this as the appocalypse.

If you feel the need to vent your fustration out on something, I suggest this game : KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's about time someone got to kill him.


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Astarael
post Dec 21 2005, 05:41 PM
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Nice game! I only got him to forty-two feet, but it was still very satisfying.


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post Dec 21 2005, 05:45 PM
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QUOTE (Astarael @ Dec 21 2005, 05:41 PM)
Nice game! I only got him to forty-two feet, but it was still very satisfying.
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Only 42 feet? I got 76 on my first go.

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post Dec 21 2005, 09:49 PM
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QUOTE (CheeseMoose @ Dec 21 2005, 01:45 PM)
QUOTE (Astarael @ Dec 21 2005, 05:41 PM)
Nice game! I only got him to forty-two feet, but it was still very satisfying.
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Only 42 feet? I got 76 on my first go.

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The problem is that I suck at the whole hand-eye coordination skill set. Bah on Crazy Frog, though. Smacking him was fun.


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post Dec 22 2005, 08:59 PM
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Wasn't it first a car on www.quizyourfriends.com, for an insanity test? You had to look at a picture of a car, listen to the noise and not laugh. Almost impossible at the time.

What is so irritating about the b****** is that we sitting here talking about it is just proving how far into society it has got- that almost everyone knows of it.

Personally, I think it should be banned from the UK- along with the likes of Scoot (a pop band a number of years back)...


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Astarael
post Dec 23 2005, 05:24 PM
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Supposedly even bad publicity is publicity for the company. No matter how much we rant, Crazy Frog has still seeped in. Is anyone on here a ninja who can bring me its head for Christmas? Please? *begs*


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post Dec 25 2005, 01:52 AM
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post Dec 25 2005, 02:09 AM
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GENERIC POST ABOUT ANNOYING CRAZY FROG.

LOL.


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post Dec 26 2005, 03:04 AM
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OFF TOPIC POST BERATING PREVIOUS POSTER AND QUESTIONING THEIR SEXUALITY.

ABBREVIATED INTERNET EXPRESSION!


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post Jan 13 2006, 01:07 PM
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I suggest that, before the next time it releases something, we try to change the minds of the idiots that buy it. Has anyone got ideas how to do this?


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post Jan 13 2006, 01:31 PM
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post Jan 13 2006, 04:36 PM
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QUOTE (The Travis @ Dec 26 2005, 03:04 AM)
OFF TOPIC POST BERATING PREVIOUS POSTER AND QUESTIONING THEIR SEXUALITY.

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Suggestion that poster is a Spam-whore, and indicating that their father was a bachelor.

Deliberate miss-spelling of a word to appear cool.


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post Jan 13 2006, 07:54 PM
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Post relating reviving old topics to eating babies.

Reference to old science fiction movie.


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post Jan 13 2006, 08:37 PM
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QUOTE (The Travis @ Jan 13 2006, 07:54 PM)
Post relating reviving old topics to eating babies.

Reference to old science fiction movie.
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Zany "insert post here" message.
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post Jan 13 2006, 09:15 PM
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Post that simply says "ZING!"


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post Jan 14 2006, 01:34 AM
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QUOTE (Because I can @ Jan 13 2006, 09:07 AM)
I suggest that, before the next time it releases something, we try to change the minds of the idiots that buy it. Has anyone got ideas how to do this?
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Find a way to suggest that Crazy Frog endorses something that conservatives hate (possibly by translating his stupid babble into a fake Satanic message.) By the time they're done denouncing it, people will either have forgotten about or decided to hate the evil little twit.


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post Jan 14 2006, 06:02 AM
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[post bumping everything off topic again]
[repeated insinuation that random uninvolved person's father is virginal]


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