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In a fight between Samurai Lapin and Obi-Wan Kenobi, who would win?
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post Dec 20 2005, 02:54 AM
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post Dec 20 2005, 01:48 PM
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Why, Ben Kenobi would whup the fuffy one's arse from Degobah to Hoth and back!

After all, he's not as clumsy or as random as a rabbit!
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post Dec 20 2005, 02:01 PM
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But what if there was a bottle of whiskey in the room? I suspect Kenobi might be distracted...


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post Dec 20 2005, 02:33 PM
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Tricky. Samurai Lapin would win, at first, but then Obi-Wan would become more powerful than Lapin could possibly imagine. Which may count as a draw.


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post Dec 20 2005, 03:31 PM
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That's a fair point. I suspect that Lapin would start quoting eastern philosophy, Kenobi would start saying 'oo, that sounds familiar, a bit like all that guff I say about "the force"', and they'd get into a discussion and have a nice cup of tea.

I've added a 'draw' option to the poll.


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post Dec 20 2005, 11:10 PM
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I have to go with obi wan as he, well, has a lightsaber. Whilst i respect Lapin and honour his ancestors, his katana just 'ain't up to blocking a lightsaber. that and obi probably has the highground.


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post Dec 20 2005, 11:10 PM
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Lapin - since he can obviously pass as a stuffed animal, he'd be able to hide in plain sight, Obi-Wan would never know what hit him.


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post Dec 21 2005, 12:27 AM
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Obi Wan, hands down. He'd just use the Jedi Mind Trick and make Lapin like him.

That or hack him to bits with his mastery of the jedi fighting styles.
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post Dec 21 2005, 08:30 PM
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Lapin - I've never seen Star Wars.


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post Dec 21 2005, 09:48 PM
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Ooh, that's a tricky one. Obi-Wan has a lightsaber and the Force on his side. Lapin is smaller, faster, and can predict things in his environment.
If they didn't start quoting philosophy and chat peacefully, Lapin would win because he can predict the actions of those around him before they happen. If he can determine the path of a single snowflake and the exact time Ozaki would some out to talk, he could easily counter anything Obi-Wan could do with the Force. I know that the Force allows you to live in the moment, but Lapin's talent borders on precognition.


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post Dec 23 2005, 05:58 PM
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Holy crap, Mata! laugh.gif
I can't believe you started a poll for this!! Did you get that from me? 'Cause I believe I said something about this in the "Questions on Lapin" thread. biggrin.gif Ha, ha! So cool!!!

I think Lapin and Obi-Wan should join forces. They strike me as somewhat equal, though Obi-Wan has been around longer than Lapin, and he has the Force. Hmm, I'll just vote both. *click!*


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post Dec 24 2005, 02:57 AM
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It seemed like a good idea for a poll biggrin.gif


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post Dec 24 2005, 04:13 AM
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Aw, thanks!

Y'know, that gets me to thinkin'...

What if you made an eppy where Lapin meets an awesome warrior of as great skill as him, and they team up or something? I mean, Lapin says he's "The Last," but is he really? I like to think there are still others out there like him, a scattered dying breed, like the Jedi!!!

It sounds good to me, anyway...


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post Jan 8 2006, 10:18 PM
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Ben Kenobi.

Lightsabers tear metal at the same rate they tear air, Lapin's sword would be history on first strike.

A more suitable poll ... Lapin or Samurai Jack? tongue.gif


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post Jan 13 2006, 09:02 PM
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post Jan 14 2006, 01:43 AM
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Lapin can own everyone (unless we want to get into lightsabers.) I don't know so much about Jack, but Lapin is capable of predicting things as subtle as the falling of a single snowflake and as unpredictable as the actions of someone whom he has only recently started training (unless there was a big time lapse between 3 and 4- please correct me if I'm wrong, Mata.) He could figure out Jack's weaknesses and predict them in order to thrash Jack soundly.


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post Jan 15 2006, 07:51 PM
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I'm down with Commie, though Obi-Wan would have a bit of an advantage if they used lightsabers instead of katanas.


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post Jan 16 2006, 10:54 PM
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QUOTE (Astarael @ Jan 13 2006, 08:43 PM)
Lapin can own everyone (unless we want to get into lightsabers.) I don't know so much about Jack, but Lapin is capable of predicting things as subtle as the falling of a single snowflake and as unpredictable as the actions of someone whom he has only recently started training (unless there was a big time lapse between 3 and 4- please correct me if I'm wrong, Mata.) He could figure out Jack's weaknesses and predict them in order to thrash Jack soundly.
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Ah, yes...
Then I should probably tell you...
There's an episode of Samurai Jack where he's trying to reach a magical well that will grant him any wish, but it's heavily guarded by three archers who are the deadliest archers EVER; despite the fact that they're completely blind, their ears make up for it and then some. Seeing that his work is cut out for him, Jack sits under a waterfall and meditates (IN THE SNOW, by the way) on it. Looking back on his training, he realizes he must fight the way they do. So he blindfolds himself and sharpens his senses, rising himself to their level. In this way, he is able to dodge their arrows and reach the well...something else happens after that, but that's beside the point.

My point is that Jack can adapt to his environment just as well as Lapin can. biggrin.gif So, kick-butt as Lapin is, Jack would make more than a formidable opponent.


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post Jan 17 2006, 01:01 AM
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Oo, I've not seen that one. Well, snow is quite a pleasing thing to animate so I'm not surprised they've used it too.


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post Jan 19 2006, 03:31 PM
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Trust me, sensei:
It is one of THE coolest episodes Ever.

Oh, and did I mention: Jack fights the archers without his robe on. He runs through all that snow, blindfolded, wearing nothing but his underwear and his sword.

Cool, huh? biggrin.gif


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Cool? Positively freezing, I'd say.


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post Jan 19 2006, 10:03 PM
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I suppose than stripping to your underwear in the snow might allow you to sense air currents from arrows coming at you, but I don't think you would feel the air until too late, especially if you were freezing from wearing no clothes. But TV and the Internet are excused from logic, so that's okay. tongue.gif
I'll watch an episode of Samurai Jack sometime and see what it's all about.


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post Jan 20 2006, 01:37 AM
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biggrin.gif *clapping* Yes! Please do! I promise you'll love it!!!!!


But for future reference: I SAW HIM FIRST! (LOL!)


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post Jan 21 2006, 11:53 PM
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Samurai Jack is one of the most interesting animations I've seen on TV for a very long time. It's definitely worth watching a few episodes.


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A few?
How 'bout the whole dang dinghy? laugh.gif Boo-yah!


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"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."- Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka
"Bonza! Eye liner and face powder! You've saved my life, Skippy!"-Lord Oberon Darkness-of-the-night, Skippy the Goth Kangaroo
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