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Mata
post Jan 31 2006, 07:23 PM
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http://www.matazone.co.uk/animpages/gm/giraffe-milking.php

I've not put this fully-public yet, but here's my new game. Let me know if you have any problems. The database appears to be going quite slowly today, but highscores are added eventually. Have fun!


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post Jan 31 2006, 07:48 PM
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I just scored -586. That's good right?

EDIT: Okay, I've beaten your top score now.


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post Jan 31 2006, 09:09 PM
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I beat your score CM but my name is now 'Type Name He'! sad.gif


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post Jan 31 2006, 09:14 PM
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Yeah, but I've beaten you now anyway, so it doesn't really matter.


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post Jan 31 2006, 09:25 PM
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Not anymore! Muahaha!

*whips cloak round throws smoke bomb and disappears* Hey, it's my fantasy... _


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post Jan 31 2006, 09:54 PM
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Grr... The blasted monkeys keep stealing the milk just when I get the teat aimed perfectly. It's a lot of fun, though. smile.gif


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post Jan 31 2006, 10:09 PM
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I don't know if anyone else has had the problem, but the animated advert for the shop got in the way of about a third of the game while I was playing.
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post Jan 31 2006, 10:40 PM
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biggrin.gif I love this game!

Kinda hard to explain when someone ask "what're you playing?"

Edit: and now I'm ahead of both of you!


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post Feb 1 2006, 12:41 AM
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QUOTE (IrishGuy @ Jan 31 2006, 10:09 PM)
I don't know if anyone else has had the problem, but the animated advert for the shop got in the way of about a third of the game while I was playing.
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I've been having issues with that for ages. The problem seems to be related to the way that Flash content responds to the Z-index on the page.

The Z-index is a way of controlling what goes on top when two things collide. This should mean that on lower resolution screens (and small browser windows) that the important content of a page slips in front of the less important stuff. It's like the three axis of space, Y is height, X is width, and Z is depth. I set the navigation of the site to a lower depth than the content (the animations) so that the animations will always stay on top if anything needs to overlap.

Unfortunately, it appears that Flash content throws a bit of a strop about this. Thanks for reminding me at this point because I've come to the conclusion that I might as well just turn the link into an image that will (hopefully) behave itself properly. I'm uploading the new pages as I write this, so by the time you read it the changes should be in place.

EDIT: I've adjusted the scoring system slightly, so now you get 50 added to your timer when you get milk in the giraffe's mouth. It should make things a bit more varied.


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post Feb 1 2006, 12:54 AM
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After playing the game twice, the little milk meter thingy just kinda dissapered. The rest of the game still worked fine, but the meter was gone except for the word "full".


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post Feb 1 2006, 01:26 AM
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Err... Can anyone else duplicate that? I've not had that happen to me.


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post Feb 1 2006, 03:23 PM
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Any chance on the second level of accidentally detonating the monkey's spaceship if it happens to be in the blast radius of the bomb? biggrin.gif

Enjoyable time wastage, many thanks.


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post Feb 1 2006, 05:06 PM
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I'm down to No. 28 on the scoreboard. Once other people start to play I end up terrible.


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post Feb 1 2006, 11:05 PM
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There are some ludicrously good scores on there. I'm fairly sure that they're possible, but only just.


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post Feb 1 2006, 11:21 PM
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Its taken me till now to really wonder whats going on inside your head.
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post Feb 1 2006, 11:39 PM
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Well, that's taken four years... Which is about four years longer than the average person, I think.


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post Feb 2 2006, 12:45 AM
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Amen, Mata. I had one aunt who refuses to let her kids see the first Mittens animation because she's convinced that you're drugged to the gills!

'Course, I told her it was just natural talent. You'd think she'd adjust to things like that having lived around me for 20-odd years....


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post Feb 2 2006, 12:58 AM
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QUOTE (Mata @ Feb 1 2006, 07:39 PM)
Well, that's taken four years... Which is about four years longer than the average person, I think.
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Alas, if only I was average!


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post Feb 2 2006, 01:25 PM
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..... O___o

God damn your weird Mata. Where the hell did you get the idea for THAT from??


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post Feb 2 2006, 01:50 PM
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I thought of the game mechanic, clicking to release things that fall in a direction, then had to work out a reason why you would want to do this.

There was the other option, which I may make as a re-skin next year, of Celebrity Big Udder, where you have to fill minor celebrities with milk until they explode and therefore gain some sort of fame as the first live death from milk on television.


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post Feb 3 2006, 03:57 PM
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I had no idea that life on the savanna was so perilous...

That game is flipping brill! All cute and lully and monkies and titties. biggrin.gif


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post Feb 3 2006, 08:47 PM
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yay! I made it to #10!

...Does this mean I have a future in Girraffe Milking?


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post Feb 3 2006, 11:17 PM
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Definitely. A whole career path lies ahead of you.


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post Feb 4 2006, 09:44 PM
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I finally managed to finish the game once I got better at predicting the speed of the blast radii. Definitely fun once you get the hang of it.


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-3124 Oh the shame.


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