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post Apr 30 2006, 04:15 AM
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So I woke up this morning (15 minutes before noon is morning right?) and my room was cold.

: (

I got up and put on a sweatshirt and putted around online for a while. It had been a while since I'd been able to do so because of school and work. I got on MSN and started talking to Daria.

: )

After a few minutes the pizza I had thrown in the oven was done. Soon I was enjoying its goodness.

: )

We were making fun of things and having a good conversation when my phone rang. It was my sister. She told me that I'm going to be an uncle in December!

: )

This pleased me greatly and I smiled the smile of a happy man. Daria and I continued talking and about a half hour later, my phone rang again. I recognized the number, but I couldn't remember from where. I answered it.

Me- Hello?

Scotty- 'Sup shooter?

Me- Oh hey guy, not much. What are you up to?

Scotty- Workin'. You know you were supposed to be here at 4?

Me- ... *Expletive*.. *Expletive* *Expletive* *Expletive*!

Scotty- Haha, yeah.

Me- *Expletive* I'll be there as soon as I can.

Scotty- Heh alright man.

: (

So I rushed to work. Worked and worked. Boring and boring. And then right before I left I was lifting a box full of crap (not literally) into the compactor when my wrist gave out. Then I think it activated a bomb in my arm and I said "Ow".

: (

But now I'm home, my wrist feels a bit better, and I've had a chance to vent to you fine people. And I'm going to be an uncle.

: )

The End.

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QUOTE(The Travis @ Dec 29 2005, 05:52 PM)
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post May 1 2006, 01:30 PM
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I could have written a short novel by this point

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Congrats on the new addition to the family. It's great being the uncle. (well in my case aunt) You get to introduce the ickle 'un to the fun stuff in life.

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post May 1 2006, 01:54 PM
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Congrats on Uncledom! As we were talking about in IRC it's great, you get all the fun stuff and can shove them away when they become a pain!


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post May 1 2006, 03:51 PM
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Wait for the uprising

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Pffft, you lie. It wasn't your sister on the phone, it was you pretending to be cool and business-man like. Congrats once again biggrin.gif
Those conversations were fun. We should have more.

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post May 16 2006, 11:18 PM
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Hey! Congatulations on the new addition to your family. smile.gif As the uncle, you can tell the ickle one about all the embarrassing things that his mommy did when she was younger. happy.gif And then not have to deal with him when the pack of pixie sticks you fed him for dinner hits. :-p

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