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post Oct 26 2006, 01:27 AM
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Wait for the uprising

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I found this today- http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6083468.stm
I think my favourite part of the story is:-
An RSPB spokesman said: "It is almost unheard of for a pelican to eat a bird. Their diet should be strictly fish."

Although the explanation of how it
"Then it managed to get the pigeon to go head first down its throat. It was kicking and flapping the whole way down."
tickled me somewhat.

They don't need to poison the birds in Trafalgar Square, they just need to let some Pelicans loose.

Edit- yes I realise I misspelt the title. I'm allowed to because I am cool.

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post Oct 27 2006, 08:38 AM
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Oo, zombie pelicans... That would explain quite a lot. If all the birds that had ever lived were now coming back to life and craving flesh then I think we'd have a big problem.

EDIT: Swans are evil too... http://comic.matazone.co.uk/2006/10/27/but-what-about-swans/

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post Oct 27 2006, 09:13 AM
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QUOTE (Mata @ Oct 27 2006, 09:38 AM) *

I live right on the river soar in the middle of Leicester, it's full of Swans (and a few Canadian Geese) and them being pandimensional, avian chavs would explain why they always keep me up/wake me up by being noisy. At lleast they don't play R'n'B at full volume from their walkman phone which is totally unable to cope with the bass.
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