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[froggle-rock]

*blush*


Okies:


Dear Inky & Syuu,
What shape is the interwebs? -in which dimensions does it exist. Are there only theoretical dimensions we cannot prove? Because proving them would break the interwebs? Have either of you ever broken the interwebs? -If so, how?


Mo' Curious Froggie

[Izzy]

Dear Inky,

Banana who?

[Daria]

Dear Inky,

Banana who?

Eric.

[Ashbless]

Dear Inky,

Eric who?

[monkey_called_na...]

Dear inky,

So you build this house, and all four walls have southern exposure.

Now what I'm getting at, is that it's freaking cold where you live.

[LoLo]

Izzy - sadly, the true answer is lost to the mists of time. What we must now ask ourselves is, did the chicken truly cross the road? Which road, and who is this mysterious chicken? What could motivate common fowl to embark on a potentially dangerous cross-highway perambulation?

Actually, I can answer this one. It's a mistranslation from the original Hebrew. It's happened before; you know that bit in the bible about it being "easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle"? Well, apparently the word for "Camel" and the word for "Rope" are very similar, and the correct translation should've been "a rope passing through the eye of a needle".

Now you're wondering if I've simultaneously got religion and lost the plot all of a sudden, but bear with me.

Right, it also appears that the original zebra crossing was developed by the Jewish people many years ago. Once the designer finished, someone said, "You should call it a zebra crossing", to which the designer replied, "But why would a zebra cross the road?". This lead to a Jewish joke about zebras crossing roads and, ultimately, the scrapping of the idea of zebra crossings across the Middle East at that time. Unfortunately, the word "zebra" and the word "chicken" sound very similar*. Also, because zebras tend not to be indigenous to the UK, we decided that it was more likely to be "chicken". Even though we have zebra crossings.

So there you go. It's a joke that got lost in translation.

* Although it's entirely possible they aren't. But hey, prove me wrong

You know, before I went to England I had no idea what a zebra crossing was...here we call it a cross walk. Just found that interesting.

and now so it's not all spam.

Dear Inky,

How do you like to eat your spam?

[froggle-rock]

Dear Syuu & Inky,

Do you like green eggs and ham?

Yours, saliva tingly (spell check of: salivatingly)

Froggie

[Pikasyuu]

Dear Froggy -
Yes. My mother actually made me green eggs and ham when I was a kid - it was delicous. Sadly, I no longer eat meat, so I would have to eat green eggs and faux-ham.

[Industrial Kybos...]

MULTIPLE QUERY PILEUP!!! There ain't enough hours in the day, I tells ya...

Froggy - teh interwebs care not for your mortal concepts of shape, dimension, texture, saliva tingles and whatnot. However, if it was a bus, it would be blue and smell of happy. Furthermore, I do not like green eggs and ham. I will not eat them, Frog-I-Am.

Izzy, Daria & Ashbless - care to tell the rest of the class what you're giggling about? I'm sure we'd all find it very interesting. And I hope you brought enough for everyone.

Monkey - yes, it is freaking cold, but filled with the warmth of human kindness. It's a chamed life on the Blue Happybus.

Lo - more interesting stuffs proving the old adage that we are but two nations separated by a common language. As for spam, I like to eat it in a box. I like to eat it with a fox.

[Izzy]

Izzy, Daria & Ashbless - care to tell the rest of the class what you're giggling about? I'm sure we'd all find it very interesting. And I hope you brought enough for everyone.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?!

...

[froggle-rock]

Dear Inky & Syuu,

If I were want to perform a act, sometimes referred to rug munching, to use it's proper term cunnilingus, though any cunning linguists might know some more popular terms *coughmontywytucough*, on to myself how many ribs would I need removed?

j0rs,

Kurious Fwaog



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Listening to: Trouble Funk - Drop The Bomb
via FoxyTunes

Froggy - teh interwebs care not for your mortal concepts of shape, dimension, texture, saliva tingles and whatnot. However, if it was a bus, it would be blue and smell of happy. Furthermore, I do not like green eggs and ham. I will not eat them, Frog-I-Am.

*cheers*

[cheese is funny]

Dear Inky,

Theres a zombie right behind you. Just thought you should know.

Sincerly,

The entire world.

[Tarantio]

Dear Inky & Syuu,

If I were want to perform a act, sometimes referred to rug munching, to use it's proper term cunnilingus, though any cunning linguists might know some more popular terms *coughmontywytucough*, on to myself how many ribs would I need removed?

j0rs,

Kurious Fwaog



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Listening to: Trouble Funk - Drop The Bomb
via FoxyTunes

Froggy - teh interwebs care not for your mortal concepts of shape, dimension, texture, saliva tingles and whatnot. However, if it was a bus, it would be blue and smell of happy. Furthermore, I do not like green eggs and ham. I will not eat them, Frog-I-Am.

*cheers*

Frogghey: I may be mistaken, but didn't Iggy Pop manage the feat with the bottom two ribs removed? Though in your case it may have to be a few more, what with a longer distance to travel and more in the way than Iggy ever had.

Anyways, just get someone else to do it, its easier all round

[froggle-rock]

Frogghey: I may be mistaken, but didn't Iggy Pop manage the feat with the bottom two ribs removed? Though in your case it may have to be a few more, what with a longer distance to travel and more in the way than Iggy ever had.

Anyways, just get someone else to do it, its easier all round

Sweetheart, I have no idea. Even though the interwebs is at my finger tips, I've come to know that many of internets is ball lochs ( *sleepy yawn* >_> ). The rumor I heard was Prince, or The Artist. The someone else doing ti could be a long time coming *snicker*

[gothictheysay]

Hey, someone I know used to be able to do it to himself when he was younger until he almost slipped a spinal disc and decided it would probably be a good idea not to anymore...

I think it may be possible for some VERY flexible women without rib removal, but I guess I'll leave it to the InKy and Syuu masters.

[hinsley]

Marilyn manson did too didnt he?

[Daria]

Lulz.

Dear InKy. How many marbles could a swan eat?

[leopold]

Dear Inky,

You know that Friday feeling? Well, I'm not getting it today. Not at all. It feels worse than that Monday feeling. Make this stupid "worse than that Monday feeling" feeling go away!

Cheers,
Leo x

[Industrial Kybos...]

To all those obsessed with autocunnilingus - there are hundreds (thousands! millions!) of rumours abounding about slebs who've had bones removed to satisfy themselves. These are generally rock/pop stars including the three already mentioned, who, let's be honest, would never be short of a consenting partner to nosh on their privates. The rumours are probably about as true as the one about Keef Richards having his blood changed at a Swiss clinic in order to clean up after his massive heroin intake (viz. not at all).

However, I've never come across a story about a lady who can perform a similar feat, given that, as gothic has already pointed out, the distance is far too great. Perhaps I should pass this one over to my partner-in-filth, the ever-murky-minded syuu, especially as she has the necessary equipment. Also, I doubt I could go on with this topic without mentioning the phrase 'clam-lapping', which would probably get me a warning.

Izzy - '...' indeed. See me after class.

cheese - I know. They're all around me. I work in an office, for f@ck's sake. Braaaaaainnnnssss...

Daria - many, so long as it stayed land-bound. A water-bourne and marble-filled swan would not remain afloat for long, I fear. Nature's true marble-muncher is, as we all know, the hippo, especially if he is hungry hungry.

leo - as any pharmacist will tell you, Friday feeling can be regained with the correct application of a Crunchy. To be taken orally. Which brings us back to froggie's query...

[leopold]

Oh, orally! Tsk. I thought they said aurally . Great, so I've got a honeycomb-centred chocolate bar wedged in my shell-like, for no good reason at all. Now I look like a complete twit as well as being fed up.

Oh, just to add being pedantic to the list of things I'm going to be today... strictly speaking, these rock stars haven't indulged in autocunnilingus (unless there's something they aren't telling me) but instead it's autofellatio. And if they could really do that, why do they ever leave the house?

[Industrial Kybos...]

Oh, just to add being pedantic to the list of things I'm going to be today... strictly speaking, these rock stars haven't indulged in autocunnilingus (unless there's something they aren't telling me) but instead it's autofellatio. And if they could really do that, why do they ever leave the house?

True, leo, but the query was originally about self-licked ladyparts. The feat of licking one's own lollipop came up as a sidebar before I could get to the meat of the matter.

You're right, though - as Bill Hicks once said during a performance, if men could suck themselves off, all the ladies in the audience would be alone, watching an empty stage.

Now get that choccy out of your lughole and pay attention.

[Mata]

[Chester pigeons] I've seen them team up and hunt down tourists with half-eaten sandwiches

Surely small rocks would be a more efficient hunting tool?

What shape is the interwebs?

Everyone knows it's grail shaped. It says so in Mona Lisa Overdrive, so it must be true.

Sadly, I no longer eat meat, so I would have to eat green eggs and faux-ham.

Fam? Haux?

I doubt I could go on with this topic without mentioning the phrase 'clam-lapping', which would probably get me a warning.

That was too tempting, and I've not warned anyone for ages, so I've given you a warning. Oh the power!

[leopold]

True, leo, but the query was originally about self-licked ladyparts. The feat of licking one's own lollipop came up as a sidebar before I could get to the meat of the matter.

But surely that IS the meat of the matter, if you catch my drift

You're right, though - as Bill Hicks once said during a performance, if men could suck themselves off, all the ladies in the audience would be alone, watching an empty stage.

I recall that performance well. He was a very funny guy. Shame he died so young in a way. But then again, he could be a washed up and seriously unfunny hack today.

That was too tempting, and I've not warned anyone for ages, so I've given you a warning. Oh the power!

I was going to do that myself, but I had to attend to a sugary snack embedded in my ear duct, as it was attracting wasps.

[Cath Sparrow]

That was too tempting, and I've not warned anyone for ages, so I've given you a warning. Oh the power!

Hadn't considered it in the slightest honest gov!

Dear Inky

How can I turn this post around so it's not spam?

[Industrial Kybos...]

Wahoo! My first ever warning! I feel like such a rebel! Though I worry a little about the way in which you all lined up to have a go. That could have been painful...

Cath - simply put your spam into the form of a question, thereby making it relevant to the thread. Which you did. Well done.