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 Jul 11 2008, 02:31 PM
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 Kiefer > Jason  Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female  |
Froggy,
As a replacement for getting down there yourself, I suggest this rather frightening thing, *warning* that kids should not look at, parents strongly cautioned yada yada yada Dear Inky, Skunks or Whales? --------------------  Being Pimped By Aries Since 2003 |
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Jul 11 2008, 02:31 PM
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 Talking Cat? Eh, its been dun. Group: Established Members Posts: 3,951 Joined: 4-May 03 From: Wiltshire Member No.: 288 Gender: Female |
Inky, why does no-one admit the fact that you can steal music from myspace artists profiles?
its not like they're going to bother changing it are they? -------------------- Drunken words are sober thoughts. "But it's turtles all the way down!" |
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Jul 11 2008, 02:41 PM
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 Roger Rabbit, having hit the skids, is now busking for a living. Group: Moderators Posts: 8,645 Joined: 4-March 03 From: In front of the screen Member No.: 95 Gender: Male |
Dear Inky,
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Jul 11 2008, 02:41 PM
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 Light On The Surface Group: Moderators Posts: 4,370 Joined: 4-March 03 From: Banjomouse Record House Member No.: 91 Gender: Male |
LoLo - skunkwhales. A little known variety of furry, smelly orca. Much like the ones seen on the garage near the FENCE. OH LORD, THE FENCE!!!
hins - I would never steal music. It hurts the industry and the artists who work so hard to provide us the the tunes we love. You'd never catch me committing such a heinous crime. Except for all those CDs I lifted from Music Zone when we were in administration. You weren't there, you can't prove it, etc etc. -------------------- the end is nice |
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Jul 11 2008, 02:58 PM
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Talking Cat? Eh, its been dun. Group: Established Members Posts: 3,951 Joined: 4-May 03 From: Wiltshire Member No.: 288 Gender: Female |
Inky,
Why are ginger bread men so addictive? And how do i stop it? will i have to go cold turkey? what are the withdrawal symptoms like? -------------------- Drunken words are sober thoughts. "But it's turtles all the way down!" |
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Jul 11 2008, 05:28 PM
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Light On The Surface Group: Moderators Posts: 4,370 Joined: 4-March 03 From: Banjomouse Record House Member No.: 91 Gender: Male |
leo - thanks for the kind offer, but I like my new warning level. It's a badge of honour. I may start swearing wantonly and making fun of people in the Issues forum.
hins - don't resist. Gingerbread withdrawal is not a pretty sight. Just try to keep your intake down to one or two a day, and try not to be tempted to binge at weekends, or you may risk becoming one of the increasing number of Bread Heads that curse our fair isle. Also, stay away from witches in the forest, especially if you are accompanied by young German children. -------------------- the end is nice |
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Jul 11 2008, 09:39 PM
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Talking Cat? Eh, its been dun. Group: Established Members Posts: 3,951 Joined: 4-May 03 From: Wiltshire Member No.: 288 Gender: Female |
damned german children... bread crumbs indeed... *rolls eyes*
Inky, why do i find it interesting to look at 5 year old threads just cause a 'guest' is reading it? -------------------- Drunken words are sober thoughts. "But it's turtles all the way down!" |
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Jul 12 2008, 01:44 AM
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Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
Dear Inky,
THE FENCE THE FENCE FRUCTOLEMO! -------------------- Being Pimped By Aries Since 2003 |
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Jul 12 2008, 07:42 AM
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Light On The Surface Group: Moderators Posts: 4,370 Joined: 4-March 03 From: Banjomouse Record House Member No.: 91 Gender: Male |
hins - random factor mixed with the appeal of nostalgia, I'd reckon. I love it too. When no-one's around to chat, I drop onto 'last click' and see what reading the guests and bots are enjoying. I've dropped on to a couple of forgotten gems that way.
Lo - the power of CHINGA compels you! -------------------- the end is nice |
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Jul 13 2008, 12:56 AM
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 omno-ahhhhhhh! Group: Established Members Posts: 2,124 Joined: 20-June 04 From: London, England. Member No.: 1,174 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (LoLo @ Jul 11 2008, 03:31 PM)  Froggy, As a replacement for getting down there yourself, I suggest this rather frightening thing, *warning* that kids should not look at, parents strongly cautioned yada yada yada Oh. My. Days! It's sooooooo retro. II'm feeling rather 80's >_> -------------------- A society that takes itself too seriously risks bottling up its tensions and treating every example of irreverence as a threat to its existence. Humour is one of the great solvents of democracy. It permits the ambiguities and contradictions of public life to be articulated in non-violent forms. It promotes diversity. It enables a multitude of discontents to be expressed in a myriad of spontaneous ways. It is an elixir of constitutional health. J. Sachs in Laugh It Off Promotions CC v SAB International (Finance) BV t/a SabMark International (Freedom of Expression Institute as Amicus Curiae) 2006 (1) SA 144 (CC)
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Jul 13 2008, 01:32 AM
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Talking Cat? Eh, its been dun. Group: Established Members Posts: 3,951 Joined: 4-May 03 From: Wiltshire Member No.: 288 Gender: Female |
Inky, its ok to think a cartoon lion is hot right?
-------------------- Drunken words are sober thoughts. "But it's turtles all the way down!" |
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Jul 14 2008, 06:47 AM
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Light On The Surface Group: Moderators Posts: 4,370 Joined: 4-March 03 From: Banjomouse Record House Member No.: 91 Gender: Male |
hins - sure, why not? If people are allowed to fancy Bugs Bunny when he dresses like a girl (and you know there are people that do), then why not get your kicks to Simba? 'Sides, like many young boys in the '80s, I had a lot of confusing feelings about Cheetara from 'Thundercats'.
I challenge men in their mid-to-late twenties/early thirties to deny similar experiences with a straight face. -------------------- the end is nice |
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Jul 14 2008, 08:15 AM
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Technically a giant, intellectual midget. Group: Established Members Posts: 4,319 Joined: 29-March 03 From: Enger-land Member No.: 197 Gender: Transgender |
QUOTE (Industrial Kybosh @ Jul 14 2008, 07:47 AM) If people are allowed to fancy Bugs Bunny when he dresses like a girl (and you know there are people that do) Garth doesn't count y'know... -------------------- He's a freak of nature, but we love him so.
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Jul 14 2008, 09:12 AM
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 I've been brainwashed Group: Admin Posts: 4,120 Joined: 10-August 03 From: Cheshire Member No.: 526 Gender: Secret |
Dear Inky
I would also like to remind you of Cleo from the Heathcliff cartoon who I have been reliable informed also had a similar effect. Cleo Cath -------------------- How would you feel about life if Death was your older sister? You're only young once but you can stay immature indefinetly!!!!
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 Jul 14 2008, 09:13 AM
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omno-ahhhhhhh! Group: Established Members Posts: 2,124 Joined: 20-June 04 From: London, England. Member No.: 1,174 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (Industrial Kybosh @ Jul 14 2008, 07:47 AM) hins - sure, why not? If people are allowed to fancy Bugs Bunny when he dresses like a girl (and you know there are people that do), then why not get your kicks to Simba? 'Sides, like many young boys and girls in the '80s, I had a lot of confusing feelings about Cheetara from 'Thundercats'. I challenge men and women in their mid-to-late twenties/early thirties to deny similar experiences with a straight face. There, fixed that post for you 
-------------------- A society that takes itself too seriously risks bottling up its tensions and treating every example of irreverence as a threat to its existence. Humour is one of the great solvents of democracy. It permits the ambiguities and contradictions of public life to be articulated in non-violent forms. It promotes diversity. It enables a multitude of discontents to be expressed in a myriad of spontaneous ways. It is an elixir of constitutional health. J. Sachs in Laugh It Off Promotions CC v SAB International (Finance) BV t/a SabMark International (Freedom of Expression Institute as Amicus Curiae) 2006 (1) SA 144 (CC)
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Jul 14 2008, 09:21 AM
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Light On The Surface Group: Moderators Posts: 4,370 Joined: 4-March 03 From: Banjomouse Record House Member No.: 91 Gender: Male |
Cath - duly noted. Ahh, the sexual awakenings brought about by '80s animated programming...
froggie - many thanks. I could only speak as a heterosexual man, but if there are ladies out there who also enjoyed the exploits of the legendary cheetah-woman, then more power to them. poops - if it features in 'Wayne's World', it must be true. That is the whole of the law. -------------------- the end is nice |
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Jul 14 2008, 03:46 PM
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 Germany > Spain... Group: Established Members Posts: 2,255 Joined: 7-January 06 From: Orlando Member No.: 2,184 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Industrial Kybosh @ Jul 11 2008, 06:34 AM) Izzy - '...' indeed. See me after class. Dear Inky, What happens if I ditch? If I make a machine that makes money the exact way it is, with proper numbers and everything, is it technically counterfeit? If it is, can I buy you into taking the blame for me? --------------------  |
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Jul 14 2008, 04:08 PM
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Light On The Surface Group: Moderators Posts: 4,370 Joined: 4-March 03 From: Banjomouse Record House Member No.: 91 Gender: Male |
Izzy - ditching detention? That's a paddlin'.
Not being an expert on the subject, I don't know. However, being an expert on having opinions on things I'm not an expert on, I would reckon that any money not created by the designated authorities set aside for such wonga-manifestation purposes would technically be regarded as forgery, no matter how perfect the item itself may be. As for taking blame, bidding starts at ten billion pounds stirling. Any further offers? -------------------- the end is nice |
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Jul 14 2008, 04:15 PM
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Germany > Spain... Group: Established Members Posts: 2,255 Joined: 7-January 06 From: Orlando Member No.: 2,184 Gender: Female |
But dude, that's all illegal. And stuff.
Oh darn, this money's all American.  There's some cake in the fridge, do I eat any? -------------------- |
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Jul 14 2008, 06:07 PM
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 Daaaaaaaaaaaaaang Group: Established Members Posts: 1,197 Joined: 29-December 03 From: Wiggleton Member No.: 829 Gender: Female |
Dear InKy,
Where is my mind? And how would I go about building a teleportation device? I could really use one right about now... Befuddledly yours, Spoon -------------------- If the world collapses and we find ourselves closer together I'm convinced it would be positive.
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Jul 15 2008, 09:18 AM
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Light On The Surface Group: Moderators Posts: 4,370 Joined: 4-March 03 From: Banjomouse Record House Member No.: 91 Gender: Male |
Izzy - illegal has no meaning in the Kybosh dictionary. There are, however, several definitions of the work 'cake', and they mostly encourage the eating of said substance if any can be found. Unless it is found in a urinal.
Spoon - way out in the water. See it swimming. Best way to build a teleportation device would be to first build a time travel device, and simply travel to the time shortly after you invented the matter transport gizmo you so desire. There - simple. -------------------- the end is nice |
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Jul 15 2008, 09:38 AM
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Roger Rabbit, having hit the skids, is now busking for a living. Group: Moderators Posts: 8,645 Joined: 4-March 03 From: In front of the screen Member No.: 95 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Industrial Kybosh @ Jul 14 2008, 05:08 PM) Izzy - ditching detention? That's a paddlin'. Dear Inky, Have you, perchance, been watching the Simpsons again? -------------------- The author of this post is entirely fictional and is intended for entertainment purposes only. The views of the author are not necessarily representative of the views of Matazone, Mata himself nor any of his assorted cronies, friends, allies, associates or hangers-on. Any resemblance to other posts, alive or dead, is purely coincidental and is not intentional. Except when that's the point of the post, in which case it is intentional and no coincidence is applied, inferred or otherwise described by another long legalese term which temporarily escapes me. No animals have been hurt in the production of this post, although I did kick the cat before I sat down at the computer. |
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Jul 15 2008, 09:43 AM
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Light On The Surface Group: Moderators Posts: 4,370 Joined: 4-March 03 From: Banjomouse Record House Member No.: 91 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (leopold @ Jul 15 2008, 10:38 AM) QUOTE (Industrial Kybosh @ Jul 14 2008, 05:08 PM) Izzy - ditching detention? That's a paddlin'. Dear Inky, Have you, perchance, been watching the Simpsons again? I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything. By which I mean 'yes'. Damn, you're sharp on the Groening quotation front, lately, 'pold. -------------------- the end is nice |
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Jul 15 2008, 02:41 PM
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Roger Rabbit, having hit the skids, is now busking for a living. Group: Moderators Posts: 8,645 Joined: 4-March 03 From: In front of the screen Member No.: 95 Gender: Male |
I know. Wasted youth quoting various televisual sources has enabled me to spot them when they occur. It's just a small matter of the quote in question being (a) something I've quoted from myself and (b ) being bothered to actually point it out.
-------------------- The author of this post is entirely fictional and is intended for entertainment purposes only. The views of the author are not necessarily representative of the views of Matazone, Mata himself nor any of his assorted cronies, friends, allies, associates or hangers-on. Any resemblance to other posts, alive or dead, is purely coincidental and is not intentional. Except when that's the point of the post, in which case it is intentional and no coincidence is applied, inferred or otherwise described by another long legalese term which temporarily escapes me. No animals have been hurt in the production of this post, although I did kick the cat before I sat down at the computer. |
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Jul 15 2008, 06:45 PM
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 Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
Dearest InKy,
Why the heck did I originally start calling you Dragon Slayer? I cannot for the life of me remember, and this makes me feel bad. Love, Candice. -------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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