 That time of year., Secret Santa time guys! |
  |
 Dec 10 2009, 10:22 PM
Post
#101
|
|
 : P>  Group: Moderators Posts: 2,352 Joined: 5-March 04 From: Derby Member No.: 991 Gender: Secret  |
Muahahaha. It was indeed I. There should be two more parcels arriving if they haven't already.
 (Glad I managed to fix my failpost earlier in the thread before ruining the surprise). -------------------- I am Candice's asw emo e-husband, real life actual husband and all around awesome person, Funked)Out_Frogg's e-paramour. Snugglebum's harem slave. Candice and gothictheysay are my e-pimps.
|
 |
 
|
|
Dec 10 2009, 11:28 PM
Post
#102
|
|
 Worrying Group: Established Members Posts: 193 Joined: 29-November 07 From: North Pole Member No.: 6,228 Gender: Male |
Hidey Ho Good Izzy!
Your gift was transmitted by transmatter ray this morning/day/afternoon/evening/et cetera. You should receive it in part or in whole within the next few days. However, you will not be receiving your sample of Ebola. My elves found a voodoo priest that helped greatly in relieving their pain and suffering and helped them get better. However, better in this case could be disputed. He just sacrificed them to some random god and said it was for the best. He even had the gall to charge me a fiver for it. Damn bad economy. Well I guess that just shows you what being in a bad position would make you do. Peace, Secret Santa -------------------- I see you when you're sleeping. I know when you're awake. I know when you've been bad or good, So be good for goodness sake! - Cthulhu |
|
|
|
|
Dec 10 2009, 11:38 PM
Post
#103
|
|
 Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (moop @ Dec 10 2009, 02:22 PM)  Muahahaha. It was indeed I. There should be two more parcels arriving if they haven't already. (Glad I managed to fix my failpost earlier in the thread before ruining the surprise). Those were all that arrived so far and they are very awesome! I like them very much.
--------------------  Being Pimped By Aries Since 2003 |
|
|
|
|
Dec 11 2009, 01:50 AM
Post
#104
|
|
 I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Established Members Posts: 1,579 Joined: 4-August 08 Member No.: 12,759 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (Secret Santa @ Dec 10 2009, 08:28 PM) Hidey Ho Good Izzy! Your gift was transmitted by transmatter ray this morning/day/afternoon/evening/et cetera. You should receive it in part or in whole within the next few days. However, you will not be receiving your sample of Ebola. My elves found a voodoo priest that helped greatly in relieving their pain and suffering and helped them get better. However, better in this case could be disputed. He just sacrificed them to some random god and said it was for the best. He even had the gall to charge me a fiver for it. Damn bad economy. Well I guess that just shows you what being in a bad position would make you do. Peace, Secret Santa No Ebola? Oh, darn! I was seriously hoping to get that generally fatal disease. ...Maybe next year. Btw, I'm on to you.  Third guess: Elphaba, from posting style. (I'll get this by sheer process of elimination eventually...) -------------------- Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
|
|
|
|
|
Dec 11 2009, 02:15 AM
Post
#105
|
|
|
Worrying Group: Established Members Posts: 193 Joined: 29-November 07 From: North Pole Member No.: 6,228 Gender: Male |
Dearest Izzy,
You may guess and you may devise but you will never surmise who I am until I reveal it. BTW thanks to the other forumite(s) that helped with the shipping from somewhere else bit, very helpful you were. SS -------------------- I see you when you're sleeping. I know when you're awake. I know when you've been bad or good, So be good for goodness sake! - Cthulhu |
|
|
|
|
Dec 11 2009, 09:04 PM
Post
#106
|
|
|
Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
Eye see a theme forming in my presents. lol Oh that is horrible punnage. Also I love the fact that this says "Just great flamin' scents"
-------------------- Being Pimped By Aries Since 2003 |
|
|
|
|
Dec 13 2009, 06:13 PM
Post
#107
|
|
|
Worrying Group: Established Members Posts: 193 Joined: 29-November 07 From: North Pole Member No.: 6,228 Gender: Male |
Ho ho h-fail.
IrishGuy, your present may be a couple days late--these post-office elves are very unclear with terms like "business days" and "Arctic surcharge". But fear not! It'll be zooming out your way tomorrow! Off to comb my beard and nom some of Mrs. Claus's scones. Sconey scone scones. -------------------- I see you when you're sleeping. I know when you're awake. I know when you've been bad or good, So be good for goodness sake! - Cthulhu |
|
|
|
|
Dec 14 2009, 12:08 AM
Post
#108
|
|
 I've been brainwashed Group: Admin Posts: 4,120 Joined: 10-August 03 From: Cheshire Member No.: 526 Gender: Secret |
I'm sure SS has multiple personality disorder you know.
-------------------- How would you feel about life if Death was your older sister? You're only young once but you can stay immature indefinetly!!!!
     |
|
|
|
|
Dec 14 2009, 11:51 PM
Post
#109
|
|
|
Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
Looks like the last one got here today! They almost didn't let me have it because it was someone new at the post office counter and they insisted I know who the package was for and well since my real name isn't LoLo Cablowski, it wasn't my first guess.
 Thanks moop! -------------------- Being Pimped By Aries Since 2003 |
|
|
|
|
Dec 15 2009, 11:05 AM
Post
#110
|
|
|
: P> Group: Moderators Posts: 2,352 Joined: 5-March 04 From: Derby Member No.: 991 Gender: Secret |
Behold! My oh so subtly themed sequence of gifts is complete...
Glad you liked them.
-------------------- I am Candice's asw emo e-husband, real life actual husband and all around awesome person, Funked)Out_Frogg's e-paramour. Snugglebum's harem slave. Candice and gothictheysay are my e-pimps.
|
|
|
|
|
Dec 15 2009, 03:58 PM
Post
#111
|
|
|
Worrying Group: Established Members Posts: 193 Joined: 29-November 07 From: North Pole Member No.: 6,228 Gender: Male |
Dear Snoo,
Your final gift has been sent and should arrive somewhat shortly after the majority of your presents. Yours Cookidly, Santa -------------------- I see you when you're sleeping. I know when you're awake. I know when you've been bad or good, So be good for goodness sake! - Cthulhu |
|
|
|
|
Dec 15 2009, 07:48 PM
Post
#112
|
|
|
Worrying Group: Established Members Posts: 193 Joined: 29-November 07 From: North Pole Member No.: 6,228 Gender: Male |
Mr. Victor, your gift is on its way! Happy-the-fifteenth-of-December!
-------------------- I see you when you're sleeping. I know when you're awake. I know when you've been bad or good, So be good for goodness sake! - Cthulhu |
|
|
|
|
Dec 15 2009, 09:28 PM
Post
#113
|
|
 Lord of the Keys Group: Established Members Posts: 2,197 Joined: 1-October 04 From: Wonderful-smelling dwelling in French-Canada Member No.: 1,329 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Yannick @ Dec 10 2009, 08:50 PM) No Ebola? Oh, darn! I was seriously hoping to get that generally fatal disease. ...Maybe next year. Btw, I'm on to you. Third guess: Elphaba, from posting style. (I'll get this by sheer process of elimination eventually...) No siree, wrong MC. (unless I'm lying) -------------------- can I kiss your dopamine? In a way I wonder if she's living in a magazine |
|
|
|
|
Dec 16 2009, 12:37 PM
Post
#114
|
|
|
Worrying Group: Established Members Posts: 193 Joined: 29-November 07 From: North Pole Member No.: 6,228 Gender: Male |
Dear CheeseMoose
Your gifts are on their way to you as we type! Santa p.s. Hohoho etc. -------------------- I see you when you're sleeping. I know when you're awake. I know when you've been bad or good, So be good for goodness sake! - Cthulhu |
|
|
|
|
Dec 16 2009, 11:05 PM
Post
#115
|
|
|
Worrying Group: Established Members Posts: 193 Joined: 29-November 07 From: North Pole Member No.: 6,228 Gender: Male |
Ho-freakin'-ho! (GOD, I am sick of saying that)
As you can probably tell, Sarah, I've had a bit of a rough day. But, finally, I've gotten your gift wrapped and ready to be delivered. -Santa PS - Do you have any idea how f***ing hard it is to find a live polka dot cow? Really hard. Sorry. But that's not what I got you. -------------------- I see you when you're sleeping. I know when you're awake. I know when you've been bad or good, So be good for goodness sake! - Cthulhu |
|
|
|
|
Dec 17 2009, 12:21 AM
Post
#116
|
|
 I plug directly into my computer Group: Established Members Posts: 3,640 Joined: 18-November 04 From: Manchester Member No.: 1,488 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Secret Santa @ Dec 16 2009, 12:37 PM) Dear CheeseMoose Your gifts are on their way to you as we type! Santa p.s. Hohoho etc. Huzzah! I await in eager anticipation. And hope it arrives on a day I'm at home. -------------------- QUOTE (Peter Griffin) Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology. |
|
|
|
|
Dec 17 2009, 12:54 AM
Post
#117
|
|
|
Worrying Group: Established Members Posts: 193 Joined: 29-November 07 From: North Pole Member No.: 6,228 Gender: Male |
Dear Moop,
With a little over a week to go until the big day, my workshop is a hive of activity. The elves are busy putting the final touches to all the toys that they've been making this year, and many have already been wrapped and tagged: there will be so many happy faces on Christmas morning! Mrs. Claus tells me that the reindeer are getting fidgety, sensing that their time in the sky is fast approaching. I am sure that you can therefore appreciate the extra effort I've made, and the controversy I've caused, by requesting that your gift be with you before the 25th. All the good boys and girls have to wait until Christmas Day, so why should you get any special treatment? After some lengthy discussions with the union members (involving very heated negotiation sessions), your gift is now on its way. Christmas was very nearly cancelled this year due to the threat of strike action, but everything appears to have settled down now. I don't do this for just anybody you know. - Secret Santa -------------------- I see you when you're sleeping. I know when you're awake. I know when you've been bad or good, So be good for goodness sake! - Cthulhu |
|
|
|
|
Dec 17 2009, 06:17 AM
Post
#118
|
|
 Daaaaaaaaaaaaaang Group: Established Members Posts: 1,197 Joined: 29-December 03 From: Wiggleton Member No.: 829 Gender: Female |
I'm going to guess.... Mata?
Laser/LED pen ftw. Funny thing is I've always wanted a laser light, but I've never owned one. -------------------- If the world collapses and we find ourselves closer together I'm convinced it would be positive.
Potat, R.I.P. April 30, 2004 5:03 PM |
|
|
|
|
Dec 17 2009, 01:32 PM
Post
#119
|
|
 'Trouble Down Pit' now online! Group: Admin Posts: 10,143 Joined: 22-February 03 From: Southern UK Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
Ho ho... Yes. Good guess, but the Oxford post mark was probably a bit of a clue! It's tough finding a decent gadget in the range we were going for. I'm glad you like it
-------------------- Trouble Down Pit: Still updated every Monday and Friday
The Matazone Games blog The Matazone Shop The Matazone Blog The Matazone Corset Shop: Snobz corsets at 10% off their recommended price! |
|
|
|
|
Dec 17 2009, 05:45 PM
Post
#120
|
|
 Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
Okey dokey. Has anyone not sent their gift (who hasn't already notified their victim that it might be a bit late)? If so, get on it, or there will be no dessert for you and you will have to sit in the naughty spot!
 One person has just backed out, so I am trying to reassign a victim. I've PMed said person's Santa, but if s/he has already posted their gift, I might be back in the thread soonish to ask if anyone wants to adopt a poor little orphan! Edit: ka-sorted. The orphan now has a Santa! If anyone else is going to back out, it'd be grand if you let either Cath or myself know ASAP, as it's only just over a week before Christmas. -------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
|
|
|
|
|
Dec 17 2009, 05:53 PM
Post
#121
|
|
|
Worrying Group: Established Members Posts: 193 Joined: 29-November 07 From: North Pole Member No.: 6,228 Gender: Male |
Dear Ashbless,
Your gifts should be winging their way to you, oh yes, that's a clue. It's airmail. Didja see what I did there? I sincerely apologise of the tardiness, I'd like to blame the elves but... buggrit, it was the elves, those little sods! *flees* SS -------------------- I see you when you're sleeping. I know when you're awake. I know when you've been bad or good, So be good for goodness sake! - Cthulhu |
|
|
|
|
Dec 17 2009, 07:06 PM
Post
#122
|
|
|
Worrying Group: Established Members Posts: 193 Joined: 29-November 07 From: North Pole Member No.: 6,228 Gender: Male |
Cath, your package is on the way.
-------------------- I see you when you're sleeping. I know when you're awake. I know when you've been bad or good, So be good for goodness sake! - Cthulhu |
|
|
|
|
Dec 18 2009, 05:43 AM
Post
#123
|
|
|
Worrying Group: Established Members Posts: 193 Joined: 29-November 07 From: North Pole Member No.: 6,228 Gender: Male |
Hohohum.
Voices, Santa's been fighting a rather vicious ear infection. But as soon as he can get on it, your present will be on its way to you. So, probably tomorrow. For the rest of you, the next time a snowman wants to tell you a secret, have him write it down. Don't let him whisper it to you. I've learned my lesson. -------------------- I see you when you're sleeping. I know when you're awake. I know when you've been bad or good, So be good for goodness sake! - Cthulhu |
|
|
|
|
Dec 18 2009, 06:31 AM
Post
#124
|
|
|
Worrying Group: Established Members Posts: 193 Joined: 29-November 07 From: North Pole Member No.: 6,228 Gender: Male |
Dear Pat:
This year has been pretty rough on poor old Santa... Santa is usually not late, but alas. That said, there should be two parcels coming to you. One *should* reach you by Christmas. The other should reach you... eventually.  But! your gifts were picked with love and care by Santa himself - that's right, I didn't delegate anything to the elves. Perhaps I should have. Anyway, merry Christmas!
-------------------- I see you when you're sleeping. I know when you're awake. I know when you've been bad or good, So be good for goodness sake! - Cthulhu |
|
|
|
 Dec 18 2009, 05:25 PM
Post
#125
|
|
|
Worrying Group: Established Members Posts: 193 Joined: 29-November 07 From: North Pole Member No.: 6,228 Gender: Male |
Ho Ho Ho Speaker,
We lost a few elves in the manufacturing process but your gift has been loaded into docking bay 3 to be picked up by the sleigh on its next trip. Please standby to recieve them within the next 3-5 working days. Try not to look directly into the box when you open it. We take no responsibility for anything that happens if you disregard these instructions. -- Regards, Santa's Workshop - Shipping and Logistics Dept. PS: A bill is also in the post for replacement elves. Unfortunately it's been a bad year and we've been forced to start charging. Feel free to contact our finance division to setup a payment plan. -------------------- I see you when you're sleeping. I know when you're awake. I know when you've been bad or good, So be good for goodness sake! - Cthulhu |
|
|
|
|
1 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
0 Members:
| Lo-Fi Version | Time is now: 20th June 2013 - 10:46 AM |
Invision Power Board
© 2013 IPS, Inc.
| Use these links if you're going to shop at Amazon and a percentage of what you spend goes towards helping this site! | |
|---|---|
|
|
|