Welcome Guest ( Log In | Register )

 Forum Rules 
> Baby Showers?!?! A plea for advice on how to survive..., a room of women's uteruses singing in choras. Please.
post Sep 29 2012, 07:09 PM
Post #1


Group: Established Members
Posts: 2,130
Joined: 20-June 04
From: London, England.
Member No.: 1,174
Gender: Secret

So, I've been invited to a baby shower in a weeks time. Never been to one and I'm here to ask what I should do. How do I deal with a room of people cooing over a belly bump? What is expected of me? What should I expect of the event? How long is long enough to stay so as not to be rude, but not drain my social battery?

Steps I have taken so far (in chronological order):
1) Located hip flask that has a book shaped container
2) Responded to the RSVP
3) Posting here (syuu gave me a kick up the bum tongue.gif)

Please Matazonians, I implore you to share you survival techniques and offer any advice on etiquette and social juice depletion management.

A society that takes itself too seriously risks bottling up its tensions and treating every example of irreverence as a threat to its existence. Humour is one of the great solvents of democracy. It permits the ambiguities and contradictions of public life to be articulated in non-violent forms. It promotes diversity. It enables a multitude of discontents to be expressed in a myriad of spontaneous ways. It is an elixir of constitutional health. J. Sachs in Laugh It Off Promotions CC v SAB International (Finance) BV t/a SabMark International (Freedom of Expression Institute as Amicus Curiae) 2006 (1) SA 144 (CC)
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Start new topic
post Sep 29 2012, 07:20 PM
Post #2

Kiefer > Jason

Group: Admin
Posts: 9,704
Joined: 26-February 03
From: UK
Member No.: 51
Gender: Female

As I told you in chat, they're horrible. Haha.

I think you just have to smile during all of the events and if they do make you guess the size of the woman, try and guess smaller than you really think. When you guess too large, they get a bit offended. >.>

I also think you're mostly just expected to stay through the present opening, unless there's cake, then you stay through the cake so you at least get something good out of it.

You should also probably buy a cheap gift. Booties usually go over well, or soft blankets. I personally enjoy giving these, but that all depends on the mother.


Being Pimped By Aries Since 2003
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post

Posts in this topic

Reply to this topicStart new topic
1 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
0 Members:


Lo-Fi Version Time is now: 20th October 2017 - 07:24 AM
Use these links if you're going to shop at Amazon and a percentage of what you spend goes towards helping this site!