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MistressAlti
post Mar 11 2003, 05:12 AM
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Once on Good Friday a few years back, two friends and I went to this expensive, upscale restaurant wearing all black and colored wigs. We talked in unrecognizable accents (it was some mix of australian and new yorker, I think) and pretended to be part of some punk group from overseas. The waiter tried to hide us at a table out of the way, but it happened to be near a staircase that lead to the private upstairs dining rooms. After causing much public humiliation, a group of important-looking people came by, apparently headed upstairs. They took one look at us and stopped briefly to stare, then continued to go upstairs. I heard one of them mutter to another (great acoustics, lol) "And they told me their was no life in this city!"

Okay, so it wasn't very crazy. But we did play in the elevators and knock on random doors in a hotel/casino later. It was fun. Weeeeee!
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post Mar 11 2003, 05:25 AM
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what a lovely story, sounds fun, but i think that it would have been more fun if there were monkies involved, or flames, or maybe some combination of the two (i realize that this is going nowhere but this thread seems to lack any real central point other than posting cool stuff and stories) anyways, good for you and do that more often, or go to a mcdonalds wearing a tuxedo and get a good old american meal and then talk somewhat loudly about how the prolitarian revolution is coming soon and that the borguoise should try to adjust themselves more to the proletarian life so as to not get caught up in the revolt. that would just be awesome


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i have a acid bunny that gives me trips and trips to las vegas... his name is Dr Gonzo and i need to rent a convertable...
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MistressAlti
post Mar 11 2003, 05:28 AM
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QUOTE (racingaway13 @ Mar 11 2003, 12:25 AM)
(i realize that this is going nowhere but this thread seems to lack any real central point other than posting cool stuff and stories)

Hey now, "central points" and rational thought are for boring English Composition classes. There's nothing wrong with perfect randomnity and stupidity in a convienient forum post package.
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post Mar 11 2003, 05:41 AM
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ok, after you read this, close your eyes, and use your imagination... you have an imagination, right?

ok, i went with a couple of my friends to some no name zoo when we went on vacation(i forget the name, probebly better that way so i dont do this again). we get inside, and its almost completly empty, of people and of animals, BUT, there is a monkey cage, WITH MONKEYS!!!! YAY!!!! so we are looking at the monkeys and one starts scratching its bum, and i get the idea, lets go inside and feed them pudding!!! my friend pointed out that we dont have any pudding and wasnt being sold anywhere and we werent smart enough to make it, so we just went inside(wasnt locked or anything, im surprised the monkeys didnt escape). we get inside and the monkeys freak out and start throwing poo. and so i thought, this is like a snowball fight, THIS IS WAR!!!!!! the poo is flying, and we are having a great time. untill security walks by and see us. they walk in and pull us out and we get kicked out. over all it was a fun smelly monkey filled day, nothing could have been better


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post Mar 11 2003, 06:06 AM
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ok number one, does my post look like it has a central point!?!?!!? nooooooooooooooooooooit does not.
now on to number two, that monkey story is sooo hilarious, i love it, it makes me want to go meet those monkies!!!! that is soooo awesome, just lovely....


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ok so on to the party affiliations....
i now have a noob!!! yay! zoey yay! you came to the forums! hehehe, and im one step up, i already know her! go zoey go! be anti-social in a social setting!i have an e-sister!!! yay!!! go raven!!! i used to be married to ninja kitty but she abandoned me so now my e-wife is kawaii neko who is hot and sexy. rawr
i have no anti noob, PM me for anti adoption possiabilities i have no life, PM me for donations
i do in fact have a vodka imp!! YAY!! shes called yodel and lives in my computer case
i do in fact also have cult of my own, its the -ness cult so join so that we can spite those -ish barbarians
i have a acid bunny that gives me trips and trips to las vegas... his name is Dr Gonzo and i need to rent a convertable...
i am a proud member of the mr SB death cult and i have the smitemaster to prove it
i have seized craziness as a minion, i dont care what she grumbles and such, i seized her and i dont see anything in the geneva convention otherwise
im writing alot now, so be happy you know alot about what great humanitarian efforts i have made in this forum!
also, go to My blog
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post Mar 11 2003, 03:15 PM
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laugh.gif Sweet! That's Great!
Crazy thing # 1: I jumped off a briidge...naked
crazy thing #2: got high off of nutmeg...
my whole life is crazy... i'm flushing a fish down the toilet sometime this week... i make movies with my friends(not dirty ones!) laugh.gif laugh.gif wink.gif ph34r.gif


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post Mar 11 2003, 04:18 PM
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I'll go with just a few small examples because I could make this a really long post if I put most the crap I do, I'm a freak.

In High School: Linked arms with my preppy friend (me goth at the time) and we chanted in your head in your head zombie zombie (from the cranberries song zombie) as we walked down the halls. Everyone thought that she was possessed and I was evil.

I raced down the middle of the business hall (longest hall in the school actually 2 halls in one) in my computer chair, against the guy who sat next to me in typing, I won btw.

Set down my backpack then ran down the crowded halls screaming, flailing my arms, knocking lockers shut, picking up other peoples backpacks that were sittin on the ground and either, throw them away, or set them down 5 lockers away from them.

After High School: Moved to TN to live with a guy I met onine. (I know not really funny but crazy)

Stuck various things up my nose, for the humor of others.

Made out with a shrunken head on a stick, named suzy (was a guy shrunken head).

Sang karokee in the middle of the store I worked for, with an East Indian dude in a business suite (we were singing baby got back).

Oh I could go on and on but my breakfast is ready. Yay pizza for breakfast.


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post Mar 11 2003, 05:29 PM
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Well, for me it's between the bodybag stunt (see the 'How to have fun on a lovely afternoon' animation) and a time I went down a very steep hill of a sofa with wheels on it! Wheeeeeee!


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post Mar 11 2003, 06:38 PM
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ahhhhh crazy things I have done... the list is long but distinguished. The following story is for mature readers.. if there are any smile.gif
Names and places have been changed to protect the innocent..if there are any ; )

me and a friend went to a very seedy sex shop and bought a very, very large strap on penis for a friends birthday... The town we where in was very conservative and happened to be near a portion of town with several retirement homes.
Sooooo on the way home, while laughing hysterically over this massive phallic apparatus I get the idea that if you put it on your head you look like a unicorn... so we proceed to drive up beside unsuspecting old folks with a humungous plastic dong on our foreheads scream "I am the unicorn!!" After the third couple almost ran off the road we decided to just sit at traffic lights with it strapped to our heads.. hehehehe... we would act like we where just casually talking.. with the windows rolled down.. dong sticking through the sun roof...
Honestly how we didn't get beat that day is beyond me... but the joy of shocking old deep southern conservative wenches was well worth the risk. laugh.gif


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post Mar 11 2003, 07:50 PM
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I almost got kicked out of class right now cuz i was laughing so hard!


ummmm nope i can't beat it.

i really jsut do stupid stuff with my friends and go places and freak people out by asking them wierd questions.


ph34r.gif fear me and my friends asking for donuts ant a car dealership!


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post Mar 11 2003, 08:00 PM
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hehehehe... I have perma-smile whenever i think of that day biggrin.gif
Go to a car dealership and test drive a car.. but go through a drive through or pick up you dry cleaning.. and if you have one.. go to a drive in theater.. hehehe.. We did that once and the guy threatened to have us arrested for kidnapping..


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post Mar 11 2003, 08:04 PM
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HAHAHA when i was at the dealership we walked in as if we owned the place and then proceded to look for food and thengo through the entire place and ask for donuts. i also saw this guy smoking in a no-smoking zone and so i ripped a the sign off the wall (the sign that said no smoking)and i proceded to throw it at him....my friends and i laughed so hard. still not as funny as yours


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post Mar 11 2003, 10:39 PM
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i cant name the craziest thing ive ever done. i do crazier things every day, which you might have observed.


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post Mar 13 2003, 03:34 AM
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ah my friends and i whenever there is a ~shutter~ prep raly(sp?) at school we sit there and be geniraly load and for the school song sign some radom bs as load as we can and i swear my friend is way to load for her own good. hehe its fun to be sitting infrount of eachother and scream "marco.. polo" as load as you can hehe REALLY annoys people... and i cant spell right now i know. my stiories arent as good but they fun


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post Mar 13 2003, 04:14 AM
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yeah, i see you cant, but i must say, you seem to not know that "loud" isnt spelled "load" its ok to read when you just change that, other than that, thats fun enough, personally when we have like school events that your susposed to cheer for my friends and i just either 1) dont go 2) scream curses and then change seats quickly 3)play cards and ignore everything entirely or finally 4) sleep with a cd blasting... all of them amount for a good time... YAY!


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ok so on to the party affiliations....
i now have a noob!!! yay! zoey yay! you came to the forums! hehehe, and im one step up, i already know her! go zoey go! be anti-social in a social setting!i have an e-sister!!! yay!!! go raven!!! i used to be married to ninja kitty but she abandoned me so now my e-wife is kawaii neko who is hot and sexy. rawr
i have no anti noob, PM me for anti adoption possiabilities i have no life, PM me for donations
i do in fact have a vodka imp!! YAY!! shes called yodel and lives in my computer case
i do in fact also have cult of my own, its the -ness cult so join so that we can spite those -ish barbarians
i have a acid bunny that gives me trips and trips to las vegas... his name is Dr Gonzo and i need to rent a convertable...
i am a proud member of the mr SB death cult and i have the smitemaster to prove it
i have seized craziness as a minion, i dont care what she grumbles and such, i seized her and i dont see anything in the geneva convention otherwise
im writing alot now, so be happy you know alot about what great humanitarian efforts i have made in this forum!
also, go to My blog
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post Mar 13 2003, 04:56 PM
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QUOTE (witchblade_babe @ Mar 12 2003, 07:34 PM)
ah my friends and i whenever there is a ~shutter~ prep raly(sp?) at school we sit there and be geniraly load and for the school song sign some radom bs as load as we can and i swear my friend is way to load for her own good. hehe its fun to be sitting infrount of eachother and scream "marco.. polo" as load as you can hehe REALLY annoys people... and i cant spell right now i know. my stiories arent as good but they fun

When I used to have to go to pep rallys, I would go down to the Halloween store when it was around, or to a novelty shop and buy a bunch of those rubber severed hands. When they would to us to give the freshman cheerleaders a hand, I would throw a hand at them, sometimes I would throw all the hands at them, sometimes I would throw one everytime they said to give the different people a hand. It's fun and if your school is big enough you won't get caught. EX my graduating class alone was over 500 students, so we had well over 2000 people attending those rallys, just moved around the stadium.


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post Mar 13 2003, 07:12 PM
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i used to go to a school with around 2000 students but i had to move to a school that has only 450..... ph34r.gif help me! ~runs to hide~


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~loneliness is like saran wrap
~love is like a brick
~spiritrality is like a prezel but not as salty
~death is like a goldfish
~self-pity is like a bad tamale
~confusion is like the flower

my noob is el_diablo4107 wheather he likes it or not :P naaa MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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post Mar 13 2003, 07:20 PM
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Got you all beat... my school somewhere around 85. And dropping.
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post Mar 13 2003, 07:27 PM
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85? wow that would be torture to me.... ph34r.gif


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"say, so what your really trying to say is that you are somehow saying that what im saying about who i say i am is that im not really saying who im saying to say of whom i really am?"

~loneliness is like saran wrap
~love is like a brick
~spiritrality is like a prezel but not as salty
~death is like a goldfish
~self-pity is like a bad tamale
~confusion is like the flower

my noob is el_diablo4107 wheather he likes it or not :P naaa MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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post Mar 13 2003, 07:29 PM
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It is. There are no date-able guys in this place. Damn private school.
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post Mar 13 2003, 07:41 PM
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On the upside at least it's not an all girls school?


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MistressAlti
post Mar 13 2003, 07:42 PM
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I suppose that's always true. It could be worse. Not much though.
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post Mar 13 2003, 07:43 PM
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You could be going to a school where the Nun's beat you with the bloody stump of a midget.


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MistressAlti
post Mar 13 2003, 07:49 PM
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That would be so fargin awesome, lol
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post Mar 13 2003, 07:52 PM
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*slap with midget*


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