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Izzy
post Jun 20 2008, 09:26 PM
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*duct tapes Cuffmeh to ceiling* Yay, finally a nooblet I get to do that to.
*announcer voice* Welcome to Matazone! Er, yeah. Have fun and stuff!

*edit* Ohhhh, I totally just got your username. And your avatar. Interesting..


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post Sep 1 2008, 06:40 AM
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Hi, so. I'm new here...and a little fresh to the scene...not entirely uninformed, just not much experience...I'm familiar with how boards work for the most part (spent lots of time on adultswim.com) Anyhoo...just kinda sayin hi and seeing what it's like on here. cool.gif
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post Sep 1 2008, 11:17 AM
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Hello nooblet! *waves*


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post Sep 1 2008, 11:34 AM
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Hi there Cosmo. Have a read, make some posts happy.gif and enjoy


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post Oct 19 2008, 06:45 PM
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If anyone decides to adopt me, all I require is the odd nice cup of tea every now and again. I am pretty easy to manage apart from on the days when I am not. tongue.gif


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post Nov 2 2008, 01:27 PM
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hello!

i'm a noob, woop!

please feel free to adopt me =]
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post Nov 9 2008, 04:45 PM
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Hello there! I don't do the adopting thingy, what with being supposed to run the place, but it's always lovely to see new people. Beware the duct tape.


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post Nov 9 2008, 07:07 PM
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The duct tape! The horror! The duct tape! The horror!

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post Nov 11 2008, 09:36 AM
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duct tape?!?!

okay... now i'm scared... unsure.gif
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post Nov 15 2008, 03:28 AM
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Hullo! I am all new and such. I suspect I'll get the hang of things on my own (though I certainly wouldn't reject anyone who'd like to adopt me!), but I though I ought to, you know, say hi, and, ehm, I'm here? [cue immediate duct tape evasive action] eep!
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post Nov 23 2008, 04:22 PM
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Wonders if fascination for sticky grey stuff is a fetish thing hereabouts........


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post Nov 23 2008, 04:27 PM
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QUOTE (wodring @ Nov 23 2008, 01:22 PM) *
Wonders if fascination for sticky grey stuff is a fetish thing hereabouts........

*...had a thought about duct tape being a rope substitute*

Hello Wodring! Welcome. And stuff.


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post Feb 8 2009, 09:06 AM
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I'm newwww *dances*

And very confused *stops dancing and cries in corner*


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post Feb 8 2009, 10:28 AM
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Look out for the gaffa tape, sparkles and IndustrialKybosh's music taste. And welcome!


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post Feb 8 2009, 01:06 PM
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Sounds wonderful biggrin.gif


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post Feb 9 2009, 08:23 AM
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Don't make me shake my fist at you, Daria.

And welcome, new person! Enjoy your stay, and may it be a long and satisfying one.


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post Feb 14 2009, 01:15 PM
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Dariia forgot the sticky grenades they're alway worse than the duct tape. evil.gif

Hey and welcome.


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post Feb 18 2009, 12:16 PM
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Welcome to the boards new-one, now, in absence of the missus' say so...*Aims spangle-cannon* ... FIRE!

Don't worry, the glitter'll wear of in about a year if the half life is anything to go by wink.gif


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Presently defacto leader of the scuttler nation; conform, consume, o'smile for snaffie's sake --> A smile a day keeps th...Ah sod it...just SMILE!!!Some weird dragon lady gave me a cookie and said if I got in the van she'd adopt me. I ignored mummy and went with Wyvern & lookee here, I now have my own adoptee to cause chaos: Stardust_Smile...Official barman to Tribe Wyvern COME VISIT but beware the Monkey Overlords, they plan the demise of the hairless ones. Your house is at risk. Always read the label.
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post Feb 27 2009, 03:17 AM
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ummm... i think im a noob =) anyone want to help me? heh
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post Mar 2 2009, 02:49 PM
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I didn't think we still adopted noobs, but I'm sure I can assist, Maitreyaa.

First thing: Welcome to Matazone!

Second thing: Try to avoid Daria's various evil methods involving duct tape and such like.

Other than that, I'm sure you'll be fine, but you can always shout out if you need any help.


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post Mar 2 2009, 09:58 PM
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Yay another Floridian! That makes it what, like six of us now? (Me, Eli, Ri, Aislinn, SftL, anyone else?) One of these days man, and there'll be more of us than you Brits. tongue.gif

Anyway, welcome! Don't fear the duct-tape, it does wonders. wink.gif


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post Apr 8 2009, 06:47 AM
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Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!! I haven't been able to find you all in YEARS! I haven't been on since I was 20 years old...wow...how things have changed!! I recognize alot of names. I wonder if any of you remember lil ole me??
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post Apr 8 2009, 01:23 PM
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I remember you, Sizz! Magician of ISH, I saw your name on a backup copy of the LoI website I came across recently (cheers for that, Pab smile.gif)


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post Apr 9 2009, 06:48 AM
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Sweet! I am glad to be remembered! FIVE YEARS it's been. (Cause I'm 25 now). I remember you too, leopold. :-P
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post Jun 27 2009, 03:06 PM
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Most of you probably don't remember me, but I was on this forum years ago...can't remember when. Somehow I remember's Mata's (btw, my niece's name is Mata XD) animations and decided to come back. So...hello again!
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