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hinsley
post Jun 29 2003, 09:45 PM
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right, i think for a week every month we shold kick guys in the balls continuously so they know wat we go throu.

who's with me?


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post Jun 29 2003, 09:48 PM
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erm ... not me i dont get the monthly pain thing, i am steel woman with pretty titanium plating ...

but ill kick random people for you if you like ...


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post Jun 29 2003, 09:52 PM
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yeah!! go forth and kick random guys in the balls!


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post Jun 29 2003, 09:54 PM
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ok then ...

kicks her uncle keith in the balls ...

runs away ...

argh! damn you hinsley (she says as she is beaten mercilessly)


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post Jun 29 2003, 09:54 PM
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I refuse to believe it's THAT bad, Hins... Yeah, I guess it's not nice or comfortable, an it can be a tad messy, but have ya any idea how bad bein kicked in the balls actually is??

Lemme put it another way... have ya ever been doubled up in severe agony, not able to walk, not able to see straight durin one of yer monthlys? Has anyone??

Tell ya what, how about instead we jus go round shoutin at everyone fer a week! wink.gif laugh.gif


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post Jun 29 2003, 09:55 PM
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im doubled up now. it actually feels worse than when i was in hospital with lver and kidney infection.
you guys just dont realise how bad it is.


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post Jun 29 2003, 09:57 PM
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Really? Wow, that sounds jolly unpleasant... sad.gif

I still reckon yer in the minority though... me missus is never that bad, usually a bit sluggish an headachey, an feelin a bit queasy - I can replicate that feelin by simply gettin drunk the night before an eatin a dodgy kebab... laugh.gif


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post Jun 29 2003, 09:58 PM
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lol, er..........

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[Edit: Bit long, hins... chopped it down so it dun screw the thread up - leo]

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post Jun 29 2003, 09:59 PM
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my friend gets so bad the doctor gave her these tablets for pain ... they have more in common with lsd - i took one instead of anadin by mistake - my god


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post Jun 29 2003, 10:00 PM
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lol, thik i might be goin over to the doctors, lol


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post Jun 29 2003, 10:14 PM
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If there were no men, who'd kill the spiders?

The 5 screws and a plate hurt lots but I've pretty much milked that for all its worth dry.gif


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post Jun 29 2003, 10:23 PM
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go kick some guy in the nuts, it will make you feel better WeeJ!!!!

oh and we could just get bug spray, that kills spiders ya know.

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(oh btw dont kick oyur bf in the nuts, if you ever want sex of him again. biggrin.gif)


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post Jun 29 2003, 11:08 PM
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QUOTE (leopold @ Jun 29 2003, 02:54 PM)
Lemme put it another way... have ya ever been doubled up in severe agony, not able to walk, not able to see straight durin one of yer monthlys? Has anyone??

i used to, when i was a teenager.

used to get such bad pains i'd be crying and vomitting. wasn't a pretty sight. but yeah, people like me are definitely the minority.

now that i'm older, for some reason it's a bit better. uncomfortable, yeah, but i'm not gonna go kick any guys because of it. it isn't their fault.

i also don't get all snippy w/ everyone at that time either. i never have. a little more emotional than usual..but that generally manifests itself as crying at a sad book or movie..lol. or even getting overly happy at something. i just don't see the point in getting all angry with people because of a natural process that isn't any fault of their own. *shrug*


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post Jun 29 2003, 11:10 PM
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lol, ok so we only kick guys that think we are babys over it.


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post Jun 29 2003, 11:12 PM
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horrable idea... simply horrable idea...


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post Jun 29 2003, 11:40 PM
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post Jun 30 2003, 12:15 AM
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What, we need a reason to kick people? Kicking random people sounds fine. Never needed a /reason/ for it. *kidding*

*cough* Actually, it does get pretty bad for me on occasion. Gets me doubled up on the floor trying not to move or do anything but breathe. Only happens once or twice for a few minutes every few months, though.
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post Jun 30 2003, 12:27 AM
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I've only ever gotten cramps right after I miscarried.......sorry ladies I don't have probs with my lady time, well cept a hormonal imbalance the last month or so but still not much cramping if any at all....which usually its none.


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post Jun 30 2003, 12:27 AM
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meh. i get so much pain. sad.gif suppoe i deserve it. :'(


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post Jun 30 2003, 12:30 AM
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it'll probably lessen in intensity as you get older, hins.

especially if ya have kids, i've heard.

course then ya hafta go through the pain of labor. blink.gif


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post Jun 30 2003, 12:32 AM
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im nver havin kids!!! im gonna adopt


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post Jun 30 2003, 02:16 AM
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mine used to be really bad - vomiting and terrible back pain. not any guys fault though. if anything, men have been pretty sympathetic, probably because i'm a really nice person when i'm menstrating. i still have some pain, i had to stop eatin' red meat to help with the pain (doc's orders). i still get all teary though - like if i try cookin' somethin' and it burns....ah man, i will bawl. hehe....actually it's kinda funny, i'm a very non-emotional person.


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post Jun 30 2003, 02:19 AM
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I always used to miss one day a month in jr high and high school...but I'd be at school, just in the nurse's office curled up trying to sleep it off. Anymore they're still just as bad but I'm more used to it. But...well yeah, I'm weird and so're my cycles; they're anywhere from 25 days to 3 1/2 months long and that can get damn freaky sometimes...blink.gif


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post Jun 30 2003, 02:21 AM
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i skip months sometimes. it's a pain in the seat-cover i'll tell ya.


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post Jun 30 2003, 02:24 AM
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it's cute 'cuz the BF doesn't worry about it but I do. After all the empirical evidence you'd think I'd be the one who wasn't worried about the cause of missed periods, but he's the one that's all "Oh, don't worry, it'll come sometime," and I'm the one that's running to Planned Parenthood to get tested...rolleyes.gif


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