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 Jul 2 2003, 05:51 PM
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 oiled and fried ...like chicken  Group: Established Members Posts: 804 Joined: 21-June 03 From: fl, usa Member No.: 407 Gender: Secret  |
the quote that started it all
--submitted by co-dealer/founder Queen of Hearts: Whenever I play solitaire I play for world peace. Cuz otherwise it's a meaningless waste of time and I hate to waste my time. So I up the stakes. Make it interesting. Every move I make can be the difference between global harmony and nuclear annihilation. The fate of all mankind hinges on whether I go with the seven of spades or the jack of hearts. It's very intense. I sit there for hours sometimes planning my strategy. I have meetings with imaginary generals and military advisors. I take lengthy breaks to the patio, or, as I like to call it, Camp David. I can't tell you how many times I've blown up the world. It really pisses me off. I mean, not to sound like Miss America or nothing, but I'm all about the world peace. And when those cards fall into place and I disarm all them nukes and establish the Pax Tatsuya and usher in the Golden Age of Peace and Prosperity, I rejoice with all humanity and then move on to Minesweeper. Which, of course, I play for the rain forests. -Tatsuya Ishida are you a serious solitaire player? are you just a regular solitaire player that thinks this is a fun way to make it interesting? do you just think our name is bitchin and want to join? well then we compell you to join us!! i, ace of spades, co-dealer/founder of the humanitarian solitarians welcome any and all to join our cause.. you will be granted membership with a card name like meself and the queen of hearts... |
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Jul 2 2003, 05:52 PM
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 Teeeeeter Tooootter... Group: New Members Posts: 2,012 Joined: 27-February 03 From: That Place By That Place Member No.: 65 |
You'll aslo get a toaster. Ye-ah. We wield that power...
-------------------- I wish I knew what you were looking for...under the Milky Way tonight.
* Good-bye, Dayan. May angels lead you in.* I reject your reality and substitute my own! I want so badly to believe that there is truth that love is real. |
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Jul 2 2003, 05:55 PM
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 Steadily spiralling into the abyss Group: New Members Posts: 3,733 Joined: 20-March 03 From: London, UK Member No.: 154 |
wow...toaster and everything...
can i join...? please...? -------------------- 6:30pm
How Much Do You Reckon This Food Processor's Worth? Well? How Much Is It Worth? Come On. For F--k's Sake Just Hazard A Guess You Half-Witted Proletarian S--t - We Haven't Got All F--king Day. This Is A Game Show, Not A F--king Waiting Room. Now Spit Your F--king Answer Out Or I'll Kick You All The Way Back To Whichever P--s-Streaked Council Estate You Crawled From, So You Can Hatch The Rest Of Your Futureless Offspring In Empty-Handed Misery. Now Answer Me, C--T. Explicitly confrontational version of The Price Is Right. Shiny Blog |
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Jul 2 2003, 05:56 PM
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oiled and fried ...like chicken Group: Established Members Posts: 804 Joined: 21-June 03 From: fl, usa Member No.: 407 Gender: Secret |
which playing card do you wish to be?
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Jul 2 2003, 06:16 PM
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Steadily spiralling into the abyss Group: New Members Posts: 3,733 Joined: 20-March 03 From: London, UK Member No.: 154 |
seven of diamonds? of course, if that's not already taken...
-------------------- 6:30pm
How Much Do You Reckon This Food Processor's Worth? Well? How Much Is It Worth? Come On. For F--k's Sake Just Hazard A Guess You Half-Witted Proletarian S--t - We Haven't Got All F--king Day. This Is A Game Show, Not A F--king Waiting Room. Now Spit Your F--king Answer Out Or I'll Kick You All The Way Back To Whichever P--s-Streaked Council Estate You Crawled From, So You Can Hatch The Rest Of Your Futureless Offspring In Empty-Handed Misery. Now Answer Me, C--T. Explicitly confrontational version of The Price Is Right. Shiny Blog |
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Jul 2 2003, 06:17 PM
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oiled and fried ...like chicken Group: Established Members Posts: 804 Joined: 21-June 03 From: fl, usa Member No.: 407 Gender: Secret |
you are the first non founding member...seven of diamonds it is
you're now the seven of diamonds humanitarian solitarian |
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Jul 2 2003, 06:19 PM
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Steadily spiralling into the abyss Group: New Members Posts: 3,733 Joined: 20-March 03 From: London, UK Member No.: 154 |
/me nods, thank you...
-------------------- 6:30pm
How Much Do You Reckon This Food Processor's Worth? Well? How Much Is It Worth? Come On. For F--k's Sake Just Hazard A Guess You Half-Witted Proletarian S--t - We Haven't Got All F--king Day. This Is A Game Show, Not A F--king Waiting Room. Now Spit Your F--king Answer Out Or I'll Kick You All The Way Back To Whichever P--s-Streaked Council Estate You Crawled From, So You Can Hatch The Rest Of Your Futureless Offspring In Empty-Handed Misery. Now Answer Me, C--T. Explicitly confrontational version of The Price Is Right. Shiny Blog |
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Jul 2 2003, 06:19 PM
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 come run with me Group: New Members Posts: 473 Joined: 21-June 03 From: oregon, US Member No.: 410 |
i am the ............. queen of diamonds. yes. (i still say, i kick my @$$ at solitaire) *harhar*
-------------------- connoiseur of myriad caffeine based liquids,queen of spades humanitarian solitarian, chester's e-sis, interpretive dancer, painter, wielder of the leaping irish nudists, pseudo-ballerina, opera-singer extraordinaire, franz kafka groupie, flirter, hand shaker, sculptor, theatre set designer, robert smith's secret lover, sizzlie's e-spouse ,official uber barista of the league of -ish. but above all this, i am Alicia. [sig chopped by Mata]
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Jul 2 2003, 06:20 PM
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oiled and fried ...like chicken Group: Established Members Posts: 804 Joined: 21-June 03 From: fl, usa Member No.: 407 Gender: Secret |
actually darling e-spouse you should be the queen of spades being that i be the ace of spades, but whatever you chose is fine with meself..i am not a tyranting e-spouse
i dub thee queen of "your choice" humanitarian solitarian |
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Jul 2 2003, 06:21 PM
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come run with me Group: New Members Posts: 473 Joined: 21-June 03 From: oregon, US Member No.: 410 |
queen of spades it is. black is better anyway.
-------------------- connoiseur of myriad caffeine based liquids,queen of spades humanitarian solitarian, chester's e-sis, interpretive dancer, painter, wielder of the leaping irish nudists, pseudo-ballerina, opera-singer extraordinaire, franz kafka groupie, flirter, hand shaker, sculptor, theatre set designer, robert smith's secret lover, sizzlie's e-spouse ,official uber barista of the league of -ish. but above all this, i am Alicia. [sig chopped by Mata]
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Jul 2 2003, 06:23 PM
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Teeeeeter Tooootter... Group: New Members Posts: 2,012 Joined: 27-February 03 From: That Place By That Place Member No.: 65 |
All hail Tatsuya! Huzzah!
-------------------- I wish I knew what you were looking for...under the Milky Way tonight.
* Good-bye, Dayan. May angels lead you in.* I reject your reality and substitute my own! I want so badly to believe that there is truth that love is real. |
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Jul 2 2003, 06:24 PM
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oiled and fried ...like chicken Group: Established Members Posts: 804 Joined: 21-June 03 From: fl, usa Member No.: 407 Gender: Secret |
 thank ya luv...i dub thee queen of spades humanitarian solitarian...oh and by the way that is how it should be in your sig if you add things like that in your sig... like me luvs would be 'i am the queen of spades humanitarian solitarian' (not to be anal or anything  )
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Jul 2 2003, 06:25 PM
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come run with me Group: New Members Posts: 473 Joined: 21-June 03 From: oregon, US Member No.: 410 |
you're not anal..................i don't think.
-------------------- connoiseur of myriad caffeine based liquids,queen of spades humanitarian solitarian, chester's e-sis, interpretive dancer, painter, wielder of the leaping irish nudists, pseudo-ballerina, opera-singer extraordinaire, franz kafka groupie, flirter, hand shaker, sculptor, theatre set designer, robert smith's secret lover, sizzlie's e-spouse ,official uber barista of the league of -ish. but above all this, i am Alicia. [sig chopped by Mata]
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| Guest_Logicman_* |
Jul 2 2003, 07:24 PM
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Could I be the jack of asses?
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Jul 2 2003, 07:45 PM
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oiled and fried ...like chicken Group: Established Members Posts: 804 Joined: 21-June 03 From: fl, usa Member No.: 407 Gender: Secret |
the jack of asses?..
i'll have to consult the queen of hearts definately the jack but the asses is questionable |
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| Guest_Logicman_* |
Jul 2 2003, 07:47 PM
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Ohhhh... come on...
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Jul 2 2003, 08:11 PM
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oiled and fried ...like chicken Group: Established Members Posts: 804 Joined: 21-June 03 From: fl, usa Member No.: 407 Gender: Secret |
i dub you "the jack of all asses of clubs humanitarian solitarian"
is that good for you logic? |
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| Guest_Logicman_* |
Jul 2 2003, 08:12 PM
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Yeeehaaa!
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Jul 2 2003, 08:13 PM
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Teeeeeter Tooootter... Group: New Members Posts: 2,012 Joined: 27-February 03 From: That Place By That Place Member No.: 65 |
LoL. Omnipotent jackass power...
-------------------- I wish I knew what you were looking for...under the Milky Way tonight.
* Good-bye, Dayan. May angels lead you in.* I reject your reality and substitute my own! I want so badly to believe that there is truth that love is real. |
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| Guest_Logicman_* |
Jul 2 2003, 08:14 PM
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Yes... I have the power!
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Jul 2 2003, 08:16 PM
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 word Group: Established Members Posts: 3,699 Joined: 5-June 03 Member No.: 359 Gender: Secret |
me wishes to be the 11 of spades....
-------------------- salviadivinorum.
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Jul 2 2003, 08:18 PM
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oiled and fried ...like chicken Group: Established Members Posts: 804 Joined: 21-June 03 From: fl, usa Member No.: 407 Gender: Secret |
hahaha...there isn't an 11...but as you wish
and i see you more of a heart or a diamond because you are precious like that...but that's my opinion |
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Jul 2 2003, 08:20 PM
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word Group: Established Members Posts: 3,699 Joined: 5-June 03 Member No.: 359 Gender: Secret |
hmm....yes....i c....than i wish to be the
Mistress 11 of Spadehearts doth thou grant thee this request oh ambiguous one? p.s. i kno there isnt an 11.... -------------------- salviadivinorum.
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| Guest_Logicman_* |
Jul 2 2003, 08:23 PM
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An eleven is a jack. If you've an ass, I have power over you.
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 Jul 2 2003, 08:25 PM
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word Group: Established Members Posts: 3,699 Joined: 5-June 03 Member No.: 359 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (Logicman @ Jul 2 2003, 01:23 PM) An eleven is a jack. If you've an ass, I have power over you. an 11 is not a jack,its an 11 and i choose to be an 11 so deal! and i have a very nice ass thank u very much...lol... 
-------------------- salviadivinorum.
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