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> Can God Make A Rock So Big He Can't Lift It?, hmm... >ponders<
Can God make a rock so big he can't lift it?
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MistressAlti
post Mar 25 2003, 03:13 AM
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I've always wondered... it's complicated, isn't it?
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post Mar 25 2003, 03:16 AM
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I said no... it is kinda complicated though... for ppl who believe in God, he can do anything, right? So I guess he can make a rock he can't lift... but then after he's made it, he can suddenly lift it... lmao I dunno blink.gif
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post Mar 25 2003, 03:16 AM
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If I *cough* believed in God, I would have to say yes. Because he can do anything supposedly, meaning he could NOT do things too...oh now that's some serious contemplation!


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post Mar 25 2003, 03:16 AM
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id say no, cause i really dont believe in god... but i kinda do think god is up there... and if he is god, he would be able to lift a really big rock... i dunno... now im confused...


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Sarah the Spider
post Mar 25 2003, 03:18 AM
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I just said Whitney Houston is cheap like crack. Because I don't say No, and I don't say Yes, but I don't want to fling myself into aetheism just yet...

I'm lost...

and alone...

but I think I'll go have a Capri-Sun now...


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post Mar 25 2003, 03:19 AM
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There's no God. Not in my belief system. tongue.gif

No rocks, either.


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post Mar 25 2003, 03:22 AM
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QUOTE (Industrial Kybosh @ Mar 25 2003, 03:19 AM)
There's no God. Not in my belief system. tongue.gif

No rocks, either.

Then...WHAT IS THAT?

*points at the large boulder flying towards Kybosh*

Well, that's oneway to make a believer...EVERYONE BOW DOWN TO THE STONES...or something...yes...


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MistressAlti
post Mar 25 2003, 05:14 AM
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I don't think Kybosh exists either, so I guess there won't be a squishing today, ne? tongue.gif
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post Mar 25 2003, 09:38 AM
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dear mistress alti,

once again i have to make the whitney vote.

it's just to darn tempting

why? why does thou tempt me?

because Whitney Houston is cheap like crack
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post Mar 25 2003, 01:19 PM
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Maybe he could. Maybe he couldn't. Maybe he exists. Maybe he doesn't. Maybe I care... maybe ya get the idea... tongue.gif

Whitney meks crack look expensive.


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post Mar 25 2003, 02:08 PM
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whitney makes uber cheep crack cut with talcum powder look expensive
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post Mar 25 2003, 02:51 PM
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QUOTE (MistressAlti @ Mar 25 2003, 05:14 AM)
I don't think Kybosh exists either, so I guess there won't be a squishing today, ne? tongue.gif

Heh heh heh...

I'm just a product of mass hysteria.

Whitney Houston makes Oxo cubes wrapped in cling film sold my Mancunian scallies as 'gear' to fuel their White Lightning binges look expensive and classy.


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post Mar 25 2003, 03:05 PM
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At first I was going for the no god choice, then I saw Whitney. It's just so tempting a choice..... blink.gif


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post Mar 25 2003, 07:34 PM
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I bet God doesn't even believe in InKy.
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I picked Whitney.

What if Inky is god? Hmmmmm should we start yet another cult where we worship Inky?


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whitney is just far too tempting for any other choice to be possible.


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post Mar 26 2003, 12:15 AM
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QUOTE (LoLo @ Mar 25 2003, 08:25 PM)
Hmmmmm should we start yet another cult where we worship Inky?

I think we've got enough cults around here for the time being.

Although, if you want to worship me privately and individually, that would be fine. Just don't get 'organised'...


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post Mar 26 2003, 04:28 AM
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¤ InKy's Unofficial Cult ¤ (if you don't wanna see me, hide your eyes)

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No! Yes? Umm.... unsure.gif AARGH! Too confusing... I'll just go with Whitney.


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post Mar 26 2003, 12:16 PM
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Well, if it's Unofficial, that's OK.

But when you start handing out certificates of membership, wearing ceremonial robes, and all getting tattoos of my face, that's when it's gone too far...


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post Mar 26 2003, 12:35 PM
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i wear ceremonial robes anyway...


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And a ceremonial hat. Don't forget the hat. wink.gif


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post Mar 26 2003, 12:56 PM
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ah my good old sb smiting robe with built in fore-arm bracers containing my good old smitemasters™
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post Mar 26 2003, 05:07 PM
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Don't tempt me, InKy.

>begins plotting a secret website of worship with downloadable certificates and stick-on tattoos<
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grrr, that hat...

i found a new use for it anyway, see the sig...


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