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post Jul 29 2003, 08:57 PM
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i'm not saying your all sex-mad beasts who are obsessed with breasts,its just im curious-can anyone explain what they fidn so fascinating?and if you don't like boobs,which other parts do you find irresistable?


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post Jul 29 2003, 08:59 PM
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It's one of those questions that will never be answered.
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post Jul 29 2003, 09:00 PM
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post Jul 29 2003, 09:01 PM
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I've never been able to understand why guys like breasts either. I asked my boyf and he was like 'it's because I haven't got them', but I haven't got a penis and I'm not obssessed with his...

Very strange.


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post Jul 29 2003, 09:05 PM
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I love breasts. Why? I don't know. They look nice, feel nice, taste nice. They're just nice. My theory is, it's evolution. Back in days of yore, us men looked for child-bearing qualities in our women. Larger breasts meant they were more likely to be better at breastfeeding the young.
My other theory is the Freudian one, that we still haven't gotten over our first taste.
Either way, and I think I speak for all men (except the gay ones), I love breasts. Yay for breasts.


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post Jul 29 2003, 09:10 PM
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...boobs...Freud would say it's the memory of mummy latent in the male psyche<?>

...technically speaking they were placed there to mimic the butt, so, if you like butt u like boobs, which ..ahem .. I do very much thank you!

It's all in the mind , Girls read Cosmo, Boys read Penthouse... smile.gif


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post Jul 29 2003, 09:13 PM
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It's purely instinct - hence why none of us can explain it. Here's a reason I read a while back in some clever publication:

Large breasts => ability to feed many babies => ability to send your genes marching on down through the ages

Which is what we're genetically, and instinctively programmed to find attractive. So we're not all sex-crazed beasts by choice, you see.


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post Jul 29 2003, 09:14 PM
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I'm a boob guy. I'm not sure why and frankly I don't care. I just like breasts. Psychologically, I think it has something to do with breastfeeding when we were babies, but in any case I love boobs. I also love the following: Backs, stomachs, asses, thighs and necks. Those all turn me on.


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post Jul 29 2003, 09:14 PM
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Oh yeah, and I forget to mention the way they bounce. That's bloody ace, that is.


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post Jul 29 2003, 09:20 PM
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Oh, God, yes. Bouncing. And how soft they are...I love falling asleep on a good pair.


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post Jul 29 2003, 09:42 PM
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erm... I think everyone covered every point there...

I think boobs are aesthetically an tactilly (is that a word?) marvellous! By that, I mean they look an feel great wink.gif laugh.gif

I think women are more visually appealin generally, but I definitely prefer a rounder figure... I saw this chick the other day, she was definitely well-rounded in an hourglass kinda way, an she wore this really tight tee... Couldn't take me eyes off her (which pissed the missus off a tad!!)

I dunno, skinny chicks jus don't do it fer me...


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post Jul 30 2003, 03:00 AM
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post Jul 30 2003, 03:09 AM
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yes i like mine. happy.gif


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post Jul 30 2003, 03:16 AM
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well... i believe, that its some sorta thing with guys wanting what they cant have... ya, know... they want to see/feel/taste/whatever them... but they cant... <shrugs> i really dun know...


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post Jul 30 2003, 04:58 AM
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Boobs are wonderful. I know I'm not a guy, but still they are. I may spout off hating my boobs because of the back problems they cause, oh and when the nipples get sensitive, but truth is despite the problems I love my boobs.

They are soft, and cushy, they make great pillows, they can stretch out a nice shirt when the right size. (personally at my thinnest I can wear no smaller than a large because of mine.)

I remember how jealous my ex got of my kitten for using mine for pillows. They were his pillows.

Pros and Cons of boobs from a womans perspective:

Pro : They get you attention
Con : Sometimes it's hard to get a man to look you in the eye when you got em

Pro : they're soft and cushy and make great pillows
Con : they are heavy as hell when larger

Pro : they feed babys
Con : they stretch out t-shirts

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post Jul 30 2003, 05:08 AM
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all your pro's and cons dont apply to me, i do NOT have big breasts. sometimes i want bigger ones, sometimes i am happy.

today i am currently happy with them. lol


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post Jul 30 2003, 05:20 AM
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QUOTE (hinsley @ Jul 29 2003, 10:08 PM)
all your pro's and cons dont apply to me, i do NOT have big breasts. sometimes i want bigger ones, sometimes i am happy.

today i am currently happy with them. lol

I should restate it then.....pros and cons from a woman with large breasts.


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post Jul 30 2003, 06:33 AM
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Apparently for a gay male, I have a strange desire to play with my friends breasts. Just ask Jadestorm. People take this as a sign I'm a closet Hetero. No, they're just bouncy and fun. They make me giggle like a japanese school girl. What can I say? Maybe it really is a Freudian thing as mentioned before, therefore even gay males such as myself can be amused for hours. *shrug* Who knows.

And of course now people are going think I'm a pervert happy.gif


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post Jul 30 2003, 06:35 AM
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yes but aries your just strange lol...youre not the only gay man who likes breastesses....lol smile.gif


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post Jul 30 2003, 08:21 AM
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Boobs look feminine. I think I woman that looks femanine looks sexy. And I don't mean dressed head to toe in Barbie pink.


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post Jul 30 2003, 12:18 PM
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My boy says "its not something that can be explained, they're just nice"

We may never know why...


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post Jul 30 2003, 01:26 PM
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I've had a woman complain to me that I wasn't looking at her breasts! Apparently she's very proud of them and likes the attention so was annoyed when I continued to look her in the face when she was talking!


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post Jul 30 2003, 01:33 PM
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Thats not necissarily true for every girl though...

I like my b/fs face it would be nice to see it once in a while...


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post Jul 30 2003, 04:07 PM
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I'm kinda with Lo on the pros/cons thing. Mine are just too big and they really bug me. My boyf seems quite happy with them, but then he's a guy.

Thing is if you've ever done horse-riding and you've tried to do sitting trot without wearing a really good sports bra, and you have big boobs, it's really, really uncomfortable. And it sucks.


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post Jul 30 2003, 04:15 PM
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My friend Serena is really, really, really skinny and has triple Ds. It's kind of weird, but, all in all, really cool. They're so damn soft, too. I almost fell asleep on them once, standing up and everything.


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