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 Aug 8 2003, 06:42 PM
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 not forgotten  Group: Established Members Posts: 1,871 Joined: 24-May 03 From: Fife, Scotland Member No.: 323 Gender: Female  |
i have a huge bruise across my back and an inability to breathe deeply today due to being pushed into my little sisters drumset last night and thus breaking her snare thingie
 we have the funnest fights any one else? -------------------- Little solace comes to those who grieve
When thoughts keep drifting As walls keep shifting And this great blue world of ours Seems a house of leaves |
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Aug 8 2003, 06:46 PM
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 Duck Hunter S Thompson Group: Admin Posts: 3,417 Joined: 28-February 03 From: Lovely, rainy, Seattle Member No.: 71 Gender: Male |
I have a stupid, and more importantly, permanant injury, given to me by my best mate Pete the Bas***d.
So there we were, aged 17, absolutely trolleyed, at midnight, in the park. Pete turns to me, and says - "Hey, stand there - I'll show you this brilliant move you can do in the new Playstation fighting game I've got" Stupidly, I stand there. Pete runs towards me at full speed , then dives at me feet first. His feet take me out at the ankle - I do an instantaneous 180 spin, and perform a perfect 1-point landing on my teeth. Wake up the next morning with a sizable chip out of one of my front top teeth. Dentistry has failed to fix it permenantly. So I'm stuck with it. -------------------- Nearly two years in - about time for a new AV
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Aug 8 2003, 06:51 PM
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 Talking Cat? Eh, its been dun. Group: Established Members Posts: 3,951 Joined: 4-May 03 From: Wiltshire Member No.: 288 Gender: Female |
i got like 6 chips in my teeth, dont bother me too much. but then i never smile so you cant see them.
i broke my foot once just before i went on holiday and my dad shouted and said i either go to hospital and ruins everyones holiday or go on holiday with them. he didnt beleive i had broken it. i went to the doctors when i got back, and he said i shouldnt have left it. woohoo. so yeah i get cramp like all the time in it. but its not too bad. plus i have bad ankles too, thus me never having to do PE. yay! -------------------- Drunken words are sober thoughts. "But it's turtles all the way down!" |
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Aug 8 2003, 06:54 PM
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 Has gone untreated for blurriness since 1986 Group: Established Members Posts: 1,921 Joined: 3-August 03 Member No.: 505 Gender: Secret |
I can't open my mess tin on Army camp.
So what do I do? I get out my nice sharp (Swiss Army) knife and try to open it. The blade slips and I nearly chop my finger off. But the cool part is that when I bent my finger, blood fountained up. Whee! |
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Aug 8 2003, 06:57 PM
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Talking Cat? Eh, its been dun. Group: Established Members Posts: 3,951 Joined: 4-May 03 From: Wiltshire Member No.: 288 Gender: Female |
When i went ot Spain on a school holiday thingy, i tried to cut an orange with a plastic knife (yes the really blunt ones) and managed to cut my thumb, and then all the knifes got banned from us using them. lol, it was funny.
wasnt so funny when the juice from the orange went into my cut. OWWWWWWW -------------------- Drunken words are sober thoughts. "But it's turtles all the way down!" |
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Aug 8 2003, 06:58 PM
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 Remorseless posting machine Group: Moderators Posts: 5,749 Joined: 19-July 03 From: Bloody London Member No.: 466 Gender: Male |
Once I tried to do a forward flip and land on my feet. What happened, I hear you ask. Well, shut up! I'm telling the story here. Anyway. I landed on my head, and nearly concussed myself.
-------------------- Every sort of expert knowledge and every inquiry, and similarly every action and undertaking, seems to seek some good. Because of that, people are right to affirm that the good is 'that which all things seek'...
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Aug 8 2003, 07:01 PM
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Has gone untreated for blurriness since 1986 Group: Established Members Posts: 1,921 Joined: 3-August 03 Member No.: 505 Gender: Secret |
I tripped on the leg of one of those huge clunking wheely TVs at school, completely failed to put out my arms, and smashed my head on the cold linoleum floor, receiving a concussion.
The teacher laughed. Needless to say, it was a state school. |
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Aug 8 2003, 07:07 PM
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 Sex can wait...MASTURBATE Group: Established Members Posts: 1,982 Joined: 9-July 03 From: Chicago Member No.: 443 |
Once my foot was asleep and I got out of bed--twisted my foot and spained my ankle.
Then another time I was walking down the hallway swinging my arms and I jammed my pinky in the wall---I had to get a cast that went up to my elbow because of it. -------------------- Wyatt: Gary, by the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?
Gary: Ceremonial. |
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Aug 8 2003, 07:08 PM
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not forgotten Group: Established Members Posts: 1,871 Joined: 24-May 03 From: Fife, Scotland Member No.: 323 Gender: Female |
i now also have a broken toe ... in my short absence from the forums i was chasing aforementioned sister fround the garden with a piece of lettuce (dont even ask why ...) barefooted of course
i ran into the little edging on the flowerbeds and fell over ... it won the battle ... ouch ... -------------------- Little solace comes to those who grieve
When thoughts keep drifting As walls keep shifting And this great blue world of ours Seems a house of leaves |
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Aug 8 2003, 07:10 PM
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 ever-hopeful since 2003 Group: Moderators Posts: 6,037 Joined: 27-February 03 From: Midwest US Member No.: 54 Gender: Secret |
I shut my own head into a car door once.
Don't eeeeeeven ask. |
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Aug 8 2003, 07:11 PM
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not forgotten Group: Established Members Posts: 1,871 Joined: 24-May 03 From: Fife, Scotland Member No.: 323 Gender: Female |
i shut my hand in a cardoor and it locked ... how did you get your head in? (i had to ask ...)
-------------------- Little solace comes to those who grieve
When thoughts keep drifting As walls keep shifting And this great blue world of ours Seems a house of leaves |
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Aug 8 2003, 07:32 PM
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not forgotten Group: Established Members Posts: 1,871 Joined: 24-May 03 From: Fife, Scotland Member No.: 323 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (hinsley @ Aug 8 2003, 07:51 PM) i got like 6 chips in my teeth, dont bother me too much. but then i never smile so you cant see them. i have a tailors notch in my right front top and bottom teeth its a little groove made from biting off threads constantly /me should get me some damn scissors ... -------------------- Little solace comes to those who grieve
When thoughts keep drifting As walls keep shifting And this great blue world of ours Seems a house of leaves |
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Aug 8 2003, 07:33 PM
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 Roger Rabbit, having hit the skids, is now busking for a living. Group: Moderators Posts: 8,645 Joined: 4-March 03 From: In front of the screen Member No.: 95 Gender: Male |
erm... I overdid summat at the weekend, an an old back injury flared up... It goes into spasm pretty regularly, an it's majorly uncomfy... I have a troubled relationship with it at the best o times, but this is mental
 Buy shares in Nurofen, cos I'm eatin 'em like sweeties at the mo... 
-------------------- The author of this post is entirely fictional and is intended for entertainment purposes only. The views of the author are not necessarily representative of the views of Matazone, Mata himself nor any of his assorted cronies, friends, allies, associates or hangers-on. Any resemblance to other posts, alive or dead, is purely coincidental and is not intentional. Except when that's the point of the post, in which case it is intentional and no coincidence is applied, inferred or otherwise described by another long legalese term which temporarily escapes me. No animals have been hurt in the production of this post, although I did kick the cat before I sat down at the computer. |
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Aug 8 2003, 07:34 PM
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 The Mad Hatter Group: Established Members Posts: 2,032 Joined: 19-June 03 From: Hamilton AL Member No.: 395 Gender: Female |
*giggles and raises hand* I have a stupid injury...
I jumped off a two story apartment building....my apartment at that...and landed on the managers car and broke my leg......I thought I could fly..and greg just laughed at me..so later when I could walk I through him off the building *blushes* -------------------- We're all mad here |
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Aug 8 2003, 07:44 PM
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 Flip Mode Is The Greatest Group: New Members Posts: 2,999 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Dublin, Ireland Member No.: 29 |
I fell off my bunk bed the other morning. I bruised up my hand, but the thing is i just yawned and got back into bed. I'm soooo lazy.
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Aug 8 2003, 07:46 PM
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not forgotten Group: Established Members Posts: 1,871 Joined: 24-May 03 From: Fife, Scotland Member No.: 323 Gender: Female |
didnt you do that about a week ago too? only then you just fell asleep on the floor again you told me ... you should sleep lower down ya silly moogle ...
-------------------- Little solace comes to those who grieve
When thoughts keep drifting As walls keep shifting And this great blue world of ours Seems a house of leaves |
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Aug 8 2003, 07:49 PM
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Flip Mode Is The Greatest Group: New Members Posts: 2,999 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Dublin, Ireland Member No.: 29 |
QUOTE (porcelainwarrior @ Aug 8 2003, 08:46 PM) didnt you do that about a week ago too? only then you just fell asleep on the floor again you told me... bed, floor, its all the same.... |
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Sep 22 2003, 01:12 PM
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not forgotten Group: Established Members Posts: 1,871 Joined: 24-May 03 From: Fife, Scotland Member No.: 323 Gender: Female |
bump!
i was bored, i have several stupid injuries at the moment, you shall suffer them all...*cue thunder and evil laughter* 1 - sore hands, wore spiky bikers gloves and hit someone, forgot spikes went through to other side and jabbed knuckles 2 - sore knee, fell up (yes up) concrete stairs 3 - sore nose and wrists, wrestled a guy much stronger than me and every time he asked if i was ok i yelled in a xena-like fashion and continued to fight. until i realised that he was near breaking my wrists. then he headbutted me in the face. then we stopped fighting. then i bit him. then we both felt bad. 4 - sore stomach - see above: if someone is pinning you to the ground dont try to throw them off, they will land on you and it will hurt ok...im done...farewell... -------------------- Little solace comes to those who grieve
When thoughts keep drifting As walls keep shifting And this great blue world of ours Seems a house of leaves |
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Sep 22 2003, 04:54 PM
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 Pretty pizza boy Group: New Members Posts: 571 Joined: 20-July 03 From: In the middle of a crowded French restaraunt shouting "What do you mean you don't have wiener schnitzel?!" Member No.: 470 Gender: Male |
I've had a humongo bruise on my right leg for a while now. Mys sister's pig came running at me and *sh-wham!* he got me with his snout of death. Then he laughed. Bess is watching me.
--------------------  I have a hug toy. He's an attractive techie named Andrew. Clive Barker rocks!I'll prove it to you! Just don't click if you have a week stomach... Bess is watching me! Get 'er away! Get 'er away! |
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Sep 22 2003, 05:27 PM
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 I plug directly into my computer Group: Established Members Posts: 3,641 Joined: 1-March 03 Member No.: 80 Gender: Female |
I constantly have bruises. I must bruise really easily.... I have a gigantic one on my thigh right now... plus three smaller ones. I also have many scars.... I have one on my lower back that my bf is obsessed with. I have many other scars though.
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Sep 22 2003, 07:29 PM
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Has gone untreated for blurriness since 1986 Group: Established Members Posts: 1,921 Joined: 3-August 03 Member No.: 505 Gender: Secret |
I have a nice big scar on my knee.
My cover story is that I was fighting terrorists/saving children from a burning building/running up Mount Everest/preventing the apocalypse, when I suddenly tripped on the corpse of my own mother/the fang of a dragon/the crumbling flaming stairs of a tower block/Cerberus and fell on something sharp, nearly killing me, and leaving me with one huge scar on my knee, and many more in my mind. The truth is that I tried to ride single-handedly on my bike whilst wearing a large rucksack. I fell, cut my knee and ruined my school trousers. But I have this really cool scar! |
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Sep 22 2003, 07:38 PM
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 Worrying Group: New Members Posts: 117 Joined: 17-September 03 Member No.: 604 |
OK, OK. Wait for it. This is the stupidest injury ever. It happened one time when I was on holiday somewhere, and the hotel we were staying in had a gym. So I was on the running machine as you do. This is how my thought pattern went:
'Oh I wonder how fast it goes.' 'Man that's pretty fast.' 'Bet I can get on it while it's still going really really fast.' 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH' Result: burns all down both my legs and a fear of running machines. |
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Sep 22 2003, 07:50 PM
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 Teh Mistress of Screw! Group: New Members Posts: 371 Joined: 17-September 03 Member No.: 603 |
^^^Dearie me that's HILARIOUS!!! hahaha
OK now here are a couple of mine. We have these double doors in my house, two sets of them. One door stays closed and for some insane reason when I walk through them I always hit my shoulder on the way, and it really hurts, especially when you're running! damn heavy oak doors Another time, when I was waiting for my sister in the garden so we could play (I was younger) I was playing with some acorns (please keep in my mind I used to live in the middle of nowhere - my garden overlooked a field of cows  ) well there was for whatever reason broken shards of glass in one corner, and I dropped my acorn there, so I pick it up. Unfortunately me being a foolish fool goes and gets this huge shard stuck in my arm. Lots of blood, and something was trying to come out!!! (My sister told me it was my muscle - but I didn't want to believe her)There are plenty more shamefully stupid stories. Polo I wanna see your scar! Aysha xxx -------------------- I'd love to stay here and be normal, but it's just so overrated!!!
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Sep 22 2003, 07:57 PM
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One time I attempted to jump the last five or six steps in the staircase. I do it all the time, but this time I fudged it royally. Jumped too hard, banged my head against the overhanging ceiling, fell on my back, and was unable to breathe properly for hours. I believe I also broke a certain bone in my rib cage which punctured my lung, but I haven't told anyone who might do something about it because I fear the scalpel.
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Sep 22 2003, 08:09 PM
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 Took this grammar! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,246 Joined: 23-March 03 From: Saskatoon Member No.: 165 Gender: Female |
Okey dokey. When I was an ickle one there was a bathroom stall door that was always off it's hinges in the school bathroom. Me being the tomboy I was decided that even though this thing was much taller and bigger than I was I should try to lift it. WEll the lifting was actually pretty easy and I was feeling pretty proud of myself. Unfortunately I forgot about angles. I tried to lean the door back up against the wall, the angle was too sharp and it came crashing down on my leg. Still have quite a big scar from that.
FF to a year later. It's winter and so I'm wearing long pants. I was telling my friend the same story and to show her just how big my scar is wihtout taking off my pants I draw a large mark on my arm with a sharp pencil. Yeah. I still have the scar from that brilliant idea too. I have numerous chips in my front teeth from being stupid on the monkey bars when I was little. When I was 5 I was playing with the big kids in the neighbourhood. They would lie on their backs with their feet up in the air and I would sit on their feet and they would launch me up into the air. It was great fun until I broke my wrist. Also another stupid thing..wasn't really an injury but it's just stupid. My brother once dropped a peice of lettuce on my head and I said "ouch" -------------------- Everytime the blue screen went out, Stan the weatherman suffered an existential crisis.
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