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porcelainwarrior
post Aug 8 2003, 06:42 PM
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i have a huge bruise across my back and an inability to breathe deeply today due to being pushed into my little sisters drumset last night and thus breaking her snare thingie tongue.gif we have the funnest fights tongue.gif

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post Aug 8 2003, 06:46 PM
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I have a stupid, and more importantly, permanant injury, given to me by my best mate Pete the Bas***d.

So there we were, aged 17, absolutely trolleyed, at midnight, in the park.

Pete turns to me, and says -
"Hey, stand there - I'll show you this brilliant move you can do in the new Playstation fighting game I've got"

Stupidly, I stand there. Pete runs towards me at full speed , then dives at me feet first. His feet take me out at the ankle - I do an instantaneous 180 spin, and perform a perfect 1-point landing on my teeth.

Wake up the next morning with a sizable chip out of one of my front top teeth. Dentistry has failed to fix it permenantly. So I'm stuck with it.


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post Aug 8 2003, 06:51 PM
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i got like 6 chips in my teeth, dont bother me too much. but then i never smile so you cant see them.

i broke my foot once just before i went on holiday and my dad shouted and said i either go to hospital and ruins everyones holiday or go on holiday with them.

he didnt beleive i had broken it.

i went to the doctors when i got back, and he said i shouldnt have left it. woohoo.

so yeah i get cramp like all the time in it. but its not too bad.

plus i have bad ankles too, thus me never having to do PE.

yay!


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post Aug 8 2003, 06:54 PM
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I can't open my mess tin on Army camp.
So what do I do? I get out my nice sharp (Swiss Army) knife and try to open it.
The blade slips and I nearly chop my finger off. But the cool part is that when I bent my finger, blood fountained up. Whee!
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post Aug 8 2003, 06:57 PM
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When i went ot Spain on a school holiday thingy, i tried to cut an orange with a plastic knife (yes the really blunt ones) and managed to cut my thumb, and then all the knifes got banned from us using them. lol, it was funny.

wasnt so funny when the juice from the orange went into my cut. OWWWWWWW


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post Aug 8 2003, 06:58 PM
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Once I tried to do a forward flip and land on my feet. What happened, I hear you ask. Well, shut up! I'm telling the story here. Anyway. I landed on my head, and nearly concussed myself.


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post Aug 8 2003, 07:01 PM
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I tripped on the leg of one of those huge clunking wheely TVs at school, completely failed to put out my arms, and smashed my head on the cold linoleum floor, receiving a concussion.
The teacher laughed.
Needless to say, it was a state school.
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post Aug 8 2003, 07:07 PM
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Once my foot was asleep and I got out of bed--twisted my foot and spained my ankle.

Then another time I was walking down the hallway swinging my arms and I jammed my pinky in the wall---I had to get a cast that went up to my elbow because of it.


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post Aug 8 2003, 07:08 PM
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i now also have a broken toe ... in my short absence from the forums i was chasing aforementioned sister fround the garden with a piece of lettuce (dont even ask why ...) barefooted of course

i ran into the little edging on the flowerbeds and fell over ... it won the battle ... ouch ...


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post Aug 8 2003, 07:10 PM
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I shut my own head into a car door once.

Don't eeeeeeven ask.
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post Aug 8 2003, 07:11 PM
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i shut my hand in a cardoor and it locked ... how did you get your head in? (i had to ask ...)


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post Aug 8 2003, 07:32 PM
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QUOTE (hinsley @ Aug 8 2003, 07:51 PM)
i got like 6 chips in my teeth, dont bother me too much. but then i never smile so you cant see them.

i have a tailors notch in my right front top and bottom teeth

its a little groove made from biting off threads constantly

/me should get me some damn scissors ...


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post Aug 8 2003, 07:33 PM
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erm... I overdid summat at the weekend, an an old back injury flared up... It goes into spasm pretty regularly, an it's majorly uncomfy... I have a troubled relationship with it at the best o times, but this is mental sad.gif

Buy shares in Nurofen, cos I'm eatin 'em like sweeties at the mo... laugh.gif


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post Aug 8 2003, 07:34 PM
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*giggles and raises hand* I have a stupid injury...

I jumped off a two story apartment building....my apartment at that...and landed on the managers car and broke my leg......I thought I could fly..and greg just laughed at me..so later when I could walk I through him off the building *blushes*


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post Aug 8 2003, 07:44 PM
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I fell off my bunk bed the other morning. I bruised up my hand, but the thing is i just yawned and got back into bed. I'm soooo lazy. laugh.gif
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post Aug 8 2003, 07:46 PM
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didnt you do that about a week ago too? only then you just fell asleep on the floor again you told me ... you should sleep lower down ya silly moogle ...


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post Aug 8 2003, 07:49 PM
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QUOTE (porcelainwarrior @ Aug 8 2003, 08:46 PM)
didnt you do that about a week ago too? only then you just fell asleep on the floor again you told me...

bed, floor, its all the same....
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post Sep 22 2003, 01:12 PM
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bump!

i was bored, i have several stupid injuries at the moment, you shall suffer them all...*cue thunder and evil laughter*

1 - sore hands, wore spiky bikers gloves and hit someone, forgot spikes went through to other side and jabbed knuckles

2 - sore knee, fell up (yes up) concrete stairs

3 - sore nose and wrists, wrestled a guy much stronger than me and every time he asked if i was ok i yelled in a xena-like fashion and continued to fight. until i realised that he was near breaking my wrists. then he headbutted me in the face. then we stopped fighting. then i bit him. then we both felt bad.

4 - sore stomach - see above: if someone is pinning you to the ground dont try to throw them off, they will land on you and it will hurt tongue.gif

ok...im done...farewell...


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post Sep 22 2003, 04:54 PM
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I've had a humongo bruise on my right leg for a while now. Mys sister's pig came running at me and *sh-wham!* he got me with his snout of death. Then he laughed. Bess is watching me.


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post Sep 22 2003, 05:27 PM
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I constantly have bruises. I must bruise really easily.... I have a gigantic one on my thigh right now... plus three smaller ones. I also have many scars.... I have one on my lower back that my bf is obsessed with. I have many other scars though.
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post Sep 22 2003, 07:29 PM
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I have a nice big scar on my knee.
My cover story is that I was fighting terrorists/saving children from a burning building/running up Mount Everest/preventing the apocalypse, when I suddenly tripped on the corpse of my own mother/the fang of a dragon/the crumbling flaming stairs of a tower block/Cerberus and fell on something sharp, nearly killing me, and leaving me with one huge scar on my knee, and many more in my mind.
The truth is that I tried to ride single-handedly on my bike whilst wearing a large rucksack. I fell, cut my knee and ruined my school trousers. But I have this really cool scar!
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post Sep 22 2003, 07:38 PM
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OK, OK. Wait for it. This is the stupidest injury ever. It happened one time when I was on holiday somewhere, and the hotel we were staying in had a gym. So I was on the running machine as you do. This is how my thought pattern went:

'Oh I wonder how fast it goes.'

'Man that's pretty fast.'

'Bet I can get on it while it's still going really really fast.'

'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH'

Result: burns all down both my legs and a fear of running machines.
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post Sep 22 2003, 07:50 PM
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^^^Dearie me that's HILARIOUS!!! hahaha

OK now here are a couple of mine. We have these double doors in my house, two sets of them. One door stays closed and for some insane reason when I walk through them I always hit my shoulder on the way, and it really hurts, especially when you're running! damn heavy oak doors

Another time, when I was waiting for my sister in the garden so we could play (I was younger) I was playing with some acorns (please keep in my mind I used to live in the middle of nowhere - my garden overlooked a field of cows smile.gif ) well there was for whatever reason broken shards of glass in one corner, and I dropped my acorn there, so I pick it up. Unfortunately me being a foolish fool goes and gets this huge shard stuck in my arm. Lots of blood, and something was trying to come out!!! (My sister told me it was my muscle - but I didn't want to believe her)

There are plenty more shamefully stupid stories.

Polo I wanna see your scar!

Aysha xxx


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post Sep 22 2003, 07:57 PM
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One time I attempted to jump the last five or six steps in the staircase. I do it all the time, but this time I fudged it royally. Jumped too hard, banged my head against the overhanging ceiling, fell on my back, and was unable to breathe properly for hours. I believe I also broke a certain bone in my rib cage which punctured my lung, but I haven't told anyone who might do something about it because I fear the scalpel.
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post Sep 22 2003, 08:09 PM
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Okey dokey. When I was an ickle one there was a bathroom stall door that was always off it's hinges in the school bathroom. Me being the tomboy I was decided that even though this thing was much taller and bigger than I was I should try to lift it. WEll the lifting was actually pretty easy and I was feeling pretty proud of myself. Unfortunately I forgot about angles. I tried to lean the door back up against the wall, the angle was too sharp and it came crashing down on my leg. Still have quite a big scar from that.
FF to a year later. It's winter and so I'm wearing long pants. I was telling my friend the same story and to show her just how big my scar is wihtout taking off my pants I draw a large mark on my arm with a sharp pencil. Yeah. I still have the scar from that brilliant idea too.
I have numerous chips in my front teeth from being stupid on the monkey bars when I was little.
When I was 5 I was playing with the big kids in the neighbourhood. They would lie on their backs with their feet up in the air and I would sit on their feet and they would launch me up into the air. It was great fun until I broke my wrist.
Also another stupid thing..wasn't really an injury but it's just stupid. My brother once dropped a peice of lettuce on my head and I said "ouch"


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