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 The Mad Hatter  Group: Established Members Posts: 2,032 Joined: 19-June 03 From: Hamilton AL Member No.: 395 Gender: Female  |
http://www.thespark.com/
these tests make me laugh  any one wanna post results lol?I'm 39% slut lol..and I wanna sleep with Brad Pitt and I'm also male  lol...
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Aug 13 2003, 01:34 AM
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 in the end there is only me.. *CENSORED* Group: Established Members Posts: 1,354 Joined: 28-July 03 From: San Diego, Ca Member No.: 492 Gender: Female |
COLOR=gray]*giggles* i've taken all the tests on that page... im 45 percent slutty *laughs* i'll get back with my other results when i remember them...[/COLOR]
 
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Aug 13 2003, 01:35 AM
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 I post more than I speak Group: Established Members Posts: 8,738 Joined: 10-March 03 Member No.: 116 |
the hell? the virgin (me) is 20 percent slutty? thats so far from 0... weird.... WRONG....
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Aug 13 2003, 01:45 AM
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I post more than I speak Group: Established Members Posts: 8,738 Joined: 10-March 03 Member No.: 116 |
im also 34 percent gay...
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Aug 13 2003, 01:46 AM
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 Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
I took the personality test and frankly I think it got me down.
MASTERMIND (Submissive Introvert Abstract Thinker ) Like just 8% of the population you are a MASTERMIND (SIAT). You can be silent and withdrawn, but behind your reserved exterior lies an active mind that allows you to analyze situations and come up with creative, unexpected solutions. Normal people call this "scheming." Don't learn German. Anyway, your sense of style and originality are your strengths, and people will respect your judgment once they get to know you. If you learn to be a little more personable, you could be a great leader--you've definitely got the "vision" thing down. Just make sure all the plotting you do behind those eyes of yours is healthy. Famous masterminds in television: Dr. Claw, The Scarecrow and Mrs. King, Montgomery Burns. --------------------  Being Pimped By Aries Since 2003 |
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Aug 13 2003, 01:49 AM
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 Ai Ravana-hime Group: New Members Posts: 1,834 Joined: 30-June 03 From: Satomi Tadashi Member No.: 421 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (cheese is funny @ Aug 12 2003, 08:45 PM) im also 34 percent gay... *twiddles thumbs and chuckles in an evil manner* Excellent...... The Spark is one weird little website. That's all I've got to say.
-------------------- Pimping Lolo and ridin' teh Trout since 2003. Dominated by Tigersong, e-hubby, since 2004.
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Aug 13 2003, 01:55 AM
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I post more than I speak Group: Established Members Posts: 8,738 Joined: 10-March 03 Member No.: 116 |
QUOTE (Prince Aries @ Aug 13 2003, 02:49 AM) QUOTE (cheese is funny @ Aug 12 2003, 08:45 PM) im also 34 percent gay... *twiddles thumbs and chuckles in an evil manner* Excellent...... erm... what does that mean exactly?  in other news, the guy who has never been on a date in his life (me again) is 76 percent dateable... amazingly wrong.... -------------------- |
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Aug 13 2003, 01:55 AM
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 Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
These are my results from the Love Test:
Hello, Romeo/Romea! You scored a... 73% Love hurts, don't it? You're in pure love— the kind with sonnets and hovering cherubs— and you ache like an old man's back for your crush. The superficial things that other people care about— money, looks, body odor— don't hold much water with you. You wouldn't care if your dreamboat were the Exxon Valdez, so don't be surprised if you ever fall in love with an oily barge. Respect the twinkie, but don't ignore its needs. people more loveable than you (13%) people just as loveable as you (2%) people less loveable than you (83%) -------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Aug 13 2003, 01:58 AM
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Ai Ravana-hime Group: New Members Posts: 1,834 Joined: 30-June 03 From: Satomi Tadashi Member No.: 421 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (cheese is funny @ Aug 12 2003, 08:55 PM) QUOTE (Prince Aries @ Aug 13 2003, 02:49 AM) QUOTE (cheese is funny @ Aug 12 2003, 08:45 PM) im also 34 percent gay... *twiddles thumbs and chuckles in an evil manner* Excellent...... erm... what does that mean exactly? in other news, the guy who has never been on a date in his life (me again) is 76 percent dateable... amazingly wrong.... Wow look mine's accurate. 34% Dateable. Never been on a date in my life. No wait. I went on once. With a guy who's name I still don't know. And his girlfriend. And he was hitting on me. And dumped his girlfriend right there. For me. Then he asked me my name. Jon quit trying to make yourself sound like a loser because it ain't true! Don't make me come out there and drag your butt on a date, pimp.
-------------------- Pimping Lolo and ridin' teh Trout since 2003. Dominated by Tigersong, e-hubby, since 2004.
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Aug 13 2003, 02:10 AM
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 I plug directly into my computer Group: Established Members Posts: 3,641 Joined: 1-March 03 Member No.: 80 Gender: Female |
Personality Test:
(Submissive Introvert Concrete Feeler ) Crissi Like just 10% of the population you are a HELPER WHO FINDS MISSING CHILDREN OVER THE INTERNET (SICF). You are very tentative in the world and introverted with people--which means you are the shy and silent type. Hence the Internet. But behind your reserved exterior lies a dedicated person with a passion for the concrete truth who wants to, in his heart of hearts, help find missing children. God bless you. |
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Aug 13 2003, 02:12 AM
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Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
From the Purity Test:
You are 44% Pure! (Very interesting.) Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you: people less pure than you (14%) people like you (1%) people more pure than you (85%) This IS very interesting. Lo scored 45%, so I am less pure than her! How did this happen?!
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Aug 13 2003, 02:15 AM
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I post more than I speak Group: Established Members Posts: 8,738 Joined: 10-March 03 Member No.: 116 |
aries, you come out here and try that
 this just in, i am a MASTERMIND (Submissive Introvert Abstract Thinker ) Like just 8% of the population you are a MASTERMIND (SIAT). You can be silent and withdrawn, but behind your reserved exterior lies an active mind that allows you to analyze situations and come up with creative, unexpected solutions. Normal people call this "scheming." Don't learn German. Anyway, your sense of style and originality are your strengths, and people will respect your judgment once they get to know you. If you learn to be a little more personable, you could be a great leader--you've definitely got the "vision" thing down. Just make sure all the plotting you do behind those eyes of yours is healthy. Famous masterminds in television: Dr. Claw, The Scarecrow and Mrs. King, Montgomery Burns. -------------------- |
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Aug 13 2003, 02:16 AM
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Ai Ravana-hime Group: New Members Posts: 1,834 Joined: 30-June 03 From: Satomi Tadashi Member No.: 421 Gender: Male |
Whoa I got the same thing, Cheese! Teh cool!
 And I'll be out there in 12 hours
-------------------- Pimping Lolo and ridin' teh Trout since 2003. Dominated by Tigersong, e-hubby, since 2004.
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Aug 13 2003, 02:23 AM
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Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (candice @ Aug 12 2003, 07:12 PM) This IS very interesting. Lo scored 45%, so I am less pure than her! How did this happen?! I'm as shocked as you are. lol oh and btw ..I.. -------------------- Being Pimped By Aries Since 2003 |
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Aug 13 2003, 02:24 AM
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I post more than I speak Group: Established Members Posts: 8,738 Joined: 10-March 03 Member No.: 116 |
i also got a 74 on the love test... why are these things so wrong?
aries - 12 hours? i need to go get ready 
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Aug 13 2003, 02:30 AM
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I plug directly into my computer Group: Established Members Posts: 3,641 Joined: 1-March 03 Member No.: 80 Gender: Female |
Pick Up Test:
You have achieved the Golden Mean! You are 40% pickup-able! You're like Jen. Do you know my friend Jen? You're just like her—she's like this cool girl who's attractive and funny. I should call Jen. Or maybe you're like my friend Steve. Regardless, you like to flirt, but not with ugly people. And when you lock eyes with the right person, you know how to turn the sparks into a towering inferno. But sometimes you won't give people the time of day, which is mean when they really just need to know what time it is. In general, make sure you smell good. Purity Test: 74% pure. ^^(think maybe one has to do with the other...? lol) Oh, and I guess I had taken the Personality test before and I forgot  I remember it now that I saw the results, it was about two years ago I think... But I had a different personality that time... I got Prober personality the first time.
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Aug 13 2003, 02:38 AM
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 ~¤~Sanity Impaired since 1986~¤~ Group: Established Members Posts: 1,499 Joined: 2-March 03 From: Canada Member No.: 82 Gender: Female |
HEALER
(Submissive Extrovert Concrete Feeler ) Rebecca Like just 9% of the population you are a HEALER (SECF)-- caring, good with people, and patient. You are completely selfless and full of love. As a concrete feeler, you do well with your emotions, which are very strong. You understand and appreciate *why* you feel the way you do, and for the most part you're at peace with yourself. Suffering in the world really pisses you off. In relationships, it's easy for you to get hurt. Avoid all kinds of dominant (D***) people, *especially* in dating or marriage. You are a motherly figure, even if you're a guy. If you're a girl, make sure you're a mom some day. The world's children need people like you. If you're a guy, don't even think about it. Most pedophiles are HEALERS. On the rare occasions when you try to assert yourself, you're cute and awkward, but highly effective. -------------------- |
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Aug 13 2003, 02:41 AM
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Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
I took the sex test. It says that I will have sex with 14 people in my life and that I am only 36% sexy. Oh and that I will only love one of them.
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Aug 13 2003, 02:41 AM
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Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
Personality Test results:
DREAMER (Submissive Introvert Abstract Feeler ) Like just 11% of the population you are a DREAMER (SIAF)--reserved and imaginative. You are basically the shy, silent type. You don't have much interest in facts and figures or most of what's going on around you, but the internal worlds you build for yourself are rich and complex. Luckily, your creativity and strong heart mean you have a deep personality evident to anyone who gets to know you. It's just that not many people do, because most everyone thinks you're a loser. Talk to yourself less, other people more, little shaver. -------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Aug 13 2003, 02:54 AM
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 math head Group: Established Members Posts: 768 Joined: 26-July 03 From: Los Angeles, California Member No.: 488 Gender: Secret |
i took the personality test and it said i was a dreamer...#.#
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Aug 13 2003, 02:54 AM
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Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
Sex Test results:
Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with 2 people! Including the 1 you've already had sex with, that makes 1 new lover! You are 42% sexy The info on your 1 future sex partner(s): 1 of them will be female 0 of them will be male And you will actually love 1 of them! In addition, you'll consider sleeping with a male prostitute. -------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Aug 13 2003, 03:02 AM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 1,767 Joined: 9-June 03 From: North Carolina Member No.: 374 Gender: Male |
Greetings, confusoid. You scored a...
67% Is it a bird? A plane? Is it a boy? A girl? Is it love, or is it lust? Ah, you. You are that rare mix of sensitive and sensual, romantic and randy, pride and prejudice, etc. When you see your crush, you waffle like a Belgian, unsure of whether you'd rather paint their toes or suck on their toes. Poets have long been puzzled by your kind. You'll never fall for robots or nymphos, but you will suffer longs bouts of marriage. You have achieved the Golden Mean! You are 43% pickup-able! You're like Jen. Do you know my friend Jen? You're just like her—she's like this cool girl who's attractive and funny. I should call Jen. Or maybe you're like my friend Steve. Regardless, you like to flirt, but not with ugly people. And when you lock eyes with the right person, you know how to turn the sparks into a towering inferno. But sometimes you won't give people the time of day, which is mean when they really just need to know what time it is. In general, make sure you smell good. Damn, Rico! You are... 71% dateable! Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet... you're wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Make me a woman (or man.) Not only do you know how to turn a girl's (or guy's) engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate it. You put the "elation" back into "relationship," and the "night" back into "one-night stand." You are 22% GAY! That's less gay than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight guy is 39% gay! |
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Aug 13 2003, 03:10 AM
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Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
According to the Spark, I'm gonna be a mommy!:
Oh my God, run for your life, you're pregnant. During your life, you'll have: 5 children. Here are some stats about that kid you've got coming down the pipe: Sex: female Birth weight: 5 lbs. 13 oz. Length at birth: 7 inches Chance of mangling birth-defect: 10% Most likely defect: March of Dimes -------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Aug 13 2003, 03:19 AM
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Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
Results from the Death Test:
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: August 28, 2043 at the age of 61 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (34%) Suicide (10%) Heart Attack (9%) Drowning (8%) Alcoholism (7%) Alien Abduction (6%) Lo is also gonna die in 2043, in January...we're death buddies!! -------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Aug 13 2003, 03:23 AM
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 Teeeeeter Tooootter... Group: New Members Posts: 2,012 Joined: 27-February 03 From: That Place By That Place Member No.: 65 |
I took these tests a while ago...lemme see if I remember...
On the Sex Test I'm going to have sex with two people in my life supposedly. First at nineteen...but I'll only love one. Hope it's the latter one...On the Dating or Sexy or whatever test, it called me a "Frigidaire". It was like...17%, something like that. I forget the rest, really...I'll retake them sometime.... -------------------- I wish I knew what you were looking for...under the Milky Way tonight.
* Good-bye, Dayan. May angels lead you in.* I reject your reality and substitute my own! I want so badly to believe that there is truth that love is real. |
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