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post Oct 3 2003, 02:33 AM
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I always knew Gerbs was a precocious little scamp....can't even talk and he can already type scathing prose!
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post Oct 4 2003, 02:28 AM
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Perhaps the funniest conversation I've ever had in IRC. It began thus:

<Missy> rotfl, GoogleBot is contacting a member via email
<Kybosh>
wow... clever bot...
<cand>
I wonder what he has to say.....
<Kybosh>
I bet he's writing one of those schmaltzy poems about friendship that are always in chain letters... <_<
<Missy>
Ack! Not THOSE poems!
<Kybosh>
"A friend is... blah blah blah bollocks bollocks gaaaaaaaaaaahhhh send this to 676341560 other people or die in a freak boating accident"
* Missy has a cursed love life 3487489 times over now

<cand>
"And we have 10 mutual friends, so expect to get this at least 293482394 more times...."

Then syuu came in...

<syuu>
ROFL
<syuu>
freak boating accident
<syuu>
I cant stop laughing XD
<syuu>
I can just see this kid..
<syuu>
On a boat
<syuu>
and he's all
<syuu>
"Oh man.. I didnt send that letter.. I wont get my boyfriend"
<syuu>
and this manatee
<syuu>
flies in through the windshield
<syuu>
and crushes the kid XD

After much laughter:

<Kybosh>
that is a pretty freaky boating accident... *L*
<Missy>
the manatee's the best part
<Missy>
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeblubber
<cand>
How the f@ck would a manatee end up FLYING?
<Missy>
magic fairy dust
<Kybosh>
catapult
<Missy>
the evil You-didn't-send-the-chain-letter fairy
<Kybosh>
with a catapult
<syuu>
No
<syuu>
they hit the manatee
<syuu>
and it flew up
<syuu>
like on a car XD

After that, it was all over bar the maniacal, rib threatening laughter...

A little over-long for the site, but I simply had to share this heavily edited version.


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post Oct 4 2003, 02:36 AM
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lol...manitee?


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Hyperion
post Oct 7 2003, 04:45 PM
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I propose the start of a Manatee Death Cult.


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post Oct 7 2003, 05:44 PM
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QUOTE (Hyperion @ Oct 7 2003, 11:54 AM)
I propose the start of a Manatee Death Cult.

We thought about it, but it never got off the ground...
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post Oct 7 2003, 05:46 PM
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QUOTE (MistressAlti @ Oct 7 2003, 01:53 PM)
QUOTE (Hyperion @ Oct 7 2003, 11:54 AM)
I propose the start of a Manatee Death Cult.

We thought about it, but it never got off the ground...

Though many of us who were there seem to be recognizing it.
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post Oct 9 2003, 06:25 PM
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I know the author for one of the unknown quotes. The quote is:

"Oh, don't worry about Leo. I'm very careful and stretch out all my rubbing over looong periods of time. Although.......just in case.....
::starts to rub Leo's oranges, along with his banana::"

The author is me. Somehow I doubt anyone's surprised by that.....


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post Oct 12 2003, 06:07 PM
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Quote from Candice from the "Who Hates the Vatican? I do!" thread:

"I may be wrong though. I'm not Catholic. Sperm aren't sacred to me. I'll hose those little suckers down with Nonoxynol 9 with no qualms whatsoever. DIE DIE DIE! No fertilizing my eggs today, boys."


Pure class, Cand.


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post Oct 14 2003, 04:51 AM
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In IRC:

<cand> My cat is driving me f**king NUTS
<cand> She needs someone to molest her so she'll shut the f**k up.
<cand> MEOWWWWWWWWW *shoves butt up in air*.....lookit, I'm in heat! Fix it mommy!!!
<cand> The cat does that, not me, btw.


Hello, my name's Irish and my mommy molests kitties.
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post Oct 17 2003, 02:45 PM
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<jicama> jaq- are frisbees evil?


<jaq> Aren't all things that fly through the air sinister in some way? Ever see "The Birds"? What about mosquitos? And don't tell me you've ever loved volleyball. Airplanes make too much noise, gliders look stupid and the purpose of kites is to get away from you. Of course frisbees are evil.


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post Oct 18 2003, 04:40 AM
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IrishGuy's custom title: I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

I love that. happy.gif


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post Oct 18 2003, 11:03 AM
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Explicitly confrontational version of The Price Is Right.

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post Oct 19 2003, 10:07 PM
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From IRC:

<LoLo> i think i just peed a little
<LoLo> brb


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post Nov 12 2003, 06:02 AM
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IRC late at night

<irish> We're young pure boys. It's how we think
<jaq> pure?
<irish> Yes. Pure. As pure as can be living in today's society.
<jaq> Ah...Like ivory.
<irish> Yeah...we float
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post Nov 21 2003, 02:56 AM
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I just revamped the Quotes so they'll fit on a different server. Tripod = suxors. I'll be adding the new quotes tomorrow night. Roxor.


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post Jan 5 2004, 07:38 AM
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Today/night in IRC:

[01:36] <Mr_Fuzzy> There is something humiliating about trying to look for a 3d image of a cavernous arsehole.


[01:43] <Aries> Broken....means...crack...and crack means....OH MY F--KING GOD ALL I CAN SEE IS A GIGANTIC GAPING ASS
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post Jan 8 2004, 01:34 AM
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tigersong (faux brit accent): oh, look at me, I'm pretentious!
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post Jan 8 2004, 04:37 PM
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The entirety of Sean's essay. If he doesn't post it here, I'll just nab it and stick it in Raoul and Steve.
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post Feb 14 2004, 01:50 AM
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Tragic, iddnit?

I'll update it when I can, I promise. I suppose a worthless excuse is in order... Um? I forgot, kind of. I've been awfully busy with writing and schoolwork and all that stuff. *sigh*

*scampers off to work on the thingiestuff*


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post Jul 25 2004, 11:16 PM
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||||| NEW QUOTE SITE |||||


YAY! ... as Hyp has been occupied in RL lately, she has kindly allowed me to revamp the quotesite ... It is now database driven so updates can be submitted directly ... It is hosted on this free host thingy that can handle ASP and databases, which is just FAN.TASTICally amazing ... Shame I had to change the address, but databases are needed ...

SO .... if a good quote is spotted, you can submit it to the site directly. It might even be included, though it might not. The idea is to make the thing a really good read, so the quality of the quote has to be top notch. We can't just stick everything on there .. ya'll know what I mean ...

Its version 3.0a and is a liiiittle bit fragile, but I'll try to make it so that it's usable ... Go see ... get your quotes while they're quotey ...



MASSIVE EDIT:

Quote site seems to work here once more: Ò_ó


http://n.1asphost.com/matazonequotesite

this is the only one that appears to work on occasion ... Please tell me if it goes down/comes back again ... I'll be looking out ofr it. The are our LAST HOPE! Ò_ó

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post Jul 25 2004, 11:32 PM
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QUOTE (Pab @ Jul 26 2004, 01:16 AM)
get your quotes while they're quotey ...

Bwa ha ha, unknowingly you quote me. My poison fist will crush all who oppose me!

I'll go and sit in the corner now, thinking about what I've done.


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post Jul 26 2004, 08:57 AM
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QUOTE (Mr Fuzzy @ Jul 26 2004, 01:32 AM)
QUOTE (Pab @ Jul 26 2004, 01:16 AM)
get your quotes while they're quotey ...

Bwa ha ha, unknowingly you quote me. My poison fist will crush all who oppose me!

I'll go and sit in the corner now, thinking about what I've done.

Well, maybe so, but it IS the sub-title to this thread. Personnally I wouldn't bother with ANY quote site that didn't claim that you should 'get your quotes while they're quotey' ... Would you?


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post Jul 27 2004, 05:14 AM
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Wow. I was just reading the old one. Good job, Pab!
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post Jul 28 2004, 11:29 AM
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Thanks Irish ... you are a big sweetie-pie ...



THIS THREAD HAS MOVED!!!!! (to here ...)


As the URL has changed, I need to make some noise about this so you guys see that we have an updateable quote site that you can submit quotes to ... So here it is in Daily Life, and Mata was kind enough to edit the first post at the top of the thread to include the new address ... So for those who skimp on reading:



MASSIVE EDIT (again)

Quote site seems to work here once more: Ò_ó


http://n.1asphost.com/matazonequotesite

this is the only one that appears to work on occasion ... Please tell me if it goes down/comes back again ... I'll be looking out ofr it. The are our LAST HOPE! Ò_ó
... <<<

(website address updated again to another server *sighs*)

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post Jul 28 2004, 12:53 PM
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And what a site it is! Neat, ordered, with BUTTONS!


Not that I'm fishing for pab loving. Noooo, not me.
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