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Flee
post Sep 25 2003, 03:17 AM
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Hey everyone! I want to start a resturant. Don't ask why I just do. Anyway, My resturant is named Beauty Man Garden and its kinda like hooters but with men. I need employees. I would like them mostly to be men tho. The uniform is a towel wrapped around the mans waist and thats all. (Note: girls will be a little more unless you want to do that. lol laugh.gif) PLEASE JOIN!!!


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post Sep 25 2003, 03:21 AM
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can I be the bitchy restauraunt manager that wears bondage gear and carries a whip, making all the restauraunt workers work and all the customers BOW DOWN BEFORE HER AND ENJOY THEIR FOOD?

Pleeeeease? *puppy eyes*


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post Sep 25 2003, 03:32 AM
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Ok. *huggles*


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post Sep 25 2003, 12:11 PM
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Why a towel? Why not some really ridiculously tight speedos? laugh.gif
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post Sep 25 2003, 12:32 PM
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QUOTE (Alanity @ Sep 25 2003, 12:20 PM)
Why a towel? Why not some really ridiculously tight speedos? laugh.gif

Screw that!...If it wasn't for hygien laws, they should all be nekid laugh.gif


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post Sep 25 2003, 01:47 PM
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*giggles, cracks whip*
Get to work!

(And PS - I don't want little curly hairs in my food. YICK)


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post Sep 25 2003, 03:08 PM
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laugh.gif You thought of everything didn't you. smile.gif
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post Sep 25 2003, 03:16 PM
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il join, hehe

*dons towel and walks over to his first customer*

...! ...MUM! what are you doing here?? hmm.... how embarrassing for both of us...


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post Sep 25 2003, 03:17 PM
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*sits down*

I'll have a cuba libre with beer and mescal on the side.

...Can I see a menu or something?


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post Sep 25 2003, 05:08 PM
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You can't see a menu, but you can see a whole lot more!
Ah ho ho ho!

I'd like to apply to be either a topless waiter, or a Speedo-wearing chef. I want a pouffy chef's hat though, or I ain't cookin'.
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Flee
post Sep 25 2003, 10:34 PM
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Ok you get to wear a chef hat and a speedo. Wow this is gonna be a inertesting resturant.

....and a fun one. *grins evily*


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post Sep 25 2003, 11:40 PM
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oh, oh! me! i want to be a waiter!

whats the pay like? are the towels warm?....i wouldn't have to wax anywhere would i??


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post Sep 26 2003, 04:56 AM
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I've been waiting almost fifteen hours for that drink... Damn it, I demand service!

But fifteen hours isn't that bad I suppose, I've had worse *nods soberly*


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post Sep 26 2003, 04:28 PM
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*cracks her whip* GET THE MAN HIS DRINK!

*wonders* Do we have any waiters yet? Bah humbug. *gets a drink for 'im*

That's forty-one fifty. Plus my tip, baby.


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post Sep 27 2003, 05:07 PM
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*slips hypie (can I call you that honey wink.gif ) a fifty buck bill*

That should cover it smile.gif


Erg, I'm drinking in three different on-line bars at the same time.... and I'm drinking the same drink. Ah, the wonders of the internet...

*sips cuba libre*


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