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post Oct 24 2003, 06:31 PM
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Okay so I have a date tonight.. me and the girl I am dating are tying to out woo each other... anyone have any good date ideas???


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post Oct 24 2003, 06:35 PM
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umm....dont go to the theatres, its all crappy movies.

i suggest you go to one fo your houses and watch either "cruel intentions" or "the princess bride". id say go with the princess bride", its funny yet romantic and a great movie to kiss by!


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post Oct 24 2003, 06:40 PM
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coincidence! i have a date tonight too...

can i sit here and take notes?


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post Oct 24 2003, 06:48 PM
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good luck to both of you...thats all i can give, i've never dated anyone for long....i think i need to work on my technique unsure.gif


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post Oct 24 2003, 06:50 PM
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go for it... see I have come up with some banging woo... like going to the top of a 8 story parking deck to watch stars and fireworks.. not to mention downtown traffic.. very romanitcal... the park in the middle of downtown... pretty cool.. found a old style drive in move.. that was awesome.. took her fishing.. that was fun.. then there is the standard dinner and a movie.. which can get old.. but we saw Kill Bill and she is a QT freak like me so that was awesome.. took her to the airport observation deck (it is cool u get to watch the planes land and listen to the air traffic controllers freak out) for lunch.. that was fun.. so yeah.. I am running short on ideas..


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post Oct 24 2003, 07:36 PM
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I have no experience whatsoever in dating, so I'm afraid I can't help you. Here's a small tip, though. Don't throw food at them.
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post Oct 24 2003, 07:41 PM
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Don't forget a condom. Safe sex y'know.
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post Oct 24 2003, 07:44 PM
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QUOTE (Oni Usagi @ Oct 24 2003, 01:50 PM)
Don't forget a condom. Safe sex y'know.
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post Oct 24 2003, 07:46 PM
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not especially, safe sex is vital.

/me grabs condoms from drawer...just in case.... tongue.gif


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post Oct 24 2003, 07:58 PM
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I've only "dated" one person, and, since I'm just a Freshman in high school, that didn't involve actual dates.

One tip: Don't play RPGs together. That can really wreck a good romance.


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post Oct 24 2003, 08:09 PM
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QUOTE (Debaser @ Oct 24 2003, 01:55 PM)
not especially, safe sex is vital.

/me grabs condoms from drawer...just in case.... tongue.gif

What I MEAN is that, why would two FEMALES have any use for a condom? Um... ravein IS female, right? God, I HOPE I'm right here, otherwise I'm gonna feel incredibly stupid...
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post Oct 24 2003, 08:25 PM
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your right.. but I can always find a use for condoms.. they make great............... um....... finger puppets... oh my.... that sounds all sorta bad.... anyway..
Okay..figured it out... I am taking her to the Arboretum.. They have the huge shrubbery animals like in Edward Scissor hands.. then we are going to eat at this place that has Kool Aid on the menu... and then.. I think back to my house for drinks on the veranda...

*pets self on the head*
good lesbian...


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post Oct 24 2003, 08:26 PM
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finger puppets...hehe...never thought of it that way...


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post Oct 24 2003, 08:32 PM
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post Oct 24 2003, 08:33 PM
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why did I tell yall this.. there is going to be condom robberies all over the world now...


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post Oct 24 2003, 08:35 PM
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post Oct 24 2003, 08:40 PM
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ok, screw me and my date, just found out she can't make it x_x

/me throws his condoms back in the pile...


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post Oct 25 2003, 12:42 AM
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QUOTE (Logicman @ Oct 24 2003, 03:18 PM)
QUOTE (Debaser @ Oct 24 2003, 01:55 PM)
not especially, safe sex is vital.

/me grabs condoms from drawer...just in case.... tongue.gif

What I MEAN is that, why would two FEMALES have any use for a condom? Um... ravein IS female, right? God, I HOPE I'm right here, otherwise I'm gonna feel incredibly stupid...

You know....there ARE female version of condoms out there tongue.gif


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post Oct 25 2003, 12:44 AM
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QUOTE (Debaser @ Oct 24 2003, 03:49 PM)
ok, screw me and my date, just found out she can't make it x_x

/me throws his condoms back in the pile...

Awwww!

*gives D-man a big hug and a cookie*

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I know, Selfless aren't I laugh.gif


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post Oct 25 2003, 01:21 AM
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I just remembered. Condoms can stretch. In fact you could stretch one past your elbow. Have fun! tongue.gif
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post Oct 25 2003, 02:22 AM
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Can two females get STDs from one another? oO; If that's the case, then there ought to be girl x girl condoms. Or plastic wrap.. - Ignorant. -

And yup! Anyone ever made a condom balloon animal? They're tricky, 'specially with the spermicide making it so slippery. @@;


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post Oct 25 2003, 02:47 AM
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Two girls can pass STD's.. they make dental dams to prevent the spread.. it is much like a condom.. it is a piece of latex that stretches across the stuff area.. Not much fun.. but it is extremely hard to pass HIV between two females. I think there are (cant remember the actual numbers) but somewhere under a 1000 reported cases of HIV passed between women... my mom finds that a comforting fact smile.gif

PS. Date went well... sorry bout yours d-man.. heading to the veranda for drinks..
*queue chessy 70's porn music*


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post Oct 25 2003, 05:52 PM
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QUOTE (Oni Usagi @ Oct 25 2003, 01:30 AM)
I just remembered. Condoms can stretch. In fact you could stretch one past your elbow. Have fun! tongue.gif

yeah but they restrict the bloody flow rolleyes.gif

having said that i've seen them be streached over someones head...and blown up with their nose....


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post Oct 25 2003, 05:55 PM
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QUOTE (Oni Usagi @ Oct 25 2003, 01:30 AM)
I just remembered. Condoms can stretch. In fact you could stretch one past your elbow. Have fun! tongue.gif

Leave one in hot water for 3 days and you can streatch it over a mini...

Which makes you wonder why they make the things in different sizes... blink.gif


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post Oct 25 2003, 08:13 PM
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*has memories of "safe sex" in the Naked Gun movie... full-body condoms...*


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