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post Oct 30 2003, 11:59 PM
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Wedding roll call! Priestest here! Mr. Vibey here! Strap on here!


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post Oct 31 2003, 12:01 AM
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Bride here! With suitably crusty hair and bad makeup!


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post Oct 31 2003, 12:05 AM
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Groom's mum here, with push up bra, vodka, and sleeping pills.

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post Oct 31 2003, 12:06 AM
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Groom here! Wearing dungarees and with a very big tool box...


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post Oct 31 2003, 12:06 AM
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*runs in late* ah i'm here i'm here!

wait. i wasn't even invited. *cries* u_u;


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post Oct 31 2003, 12:08 AM
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QUOTE (elf @ Oct 30 2003, 05:15 PM)
*runs in late* ah i'm here i'm here!

wait. i wasn't even invited. *cries* u_u;

Of course you were invited, silly girl!

However, I don't think you can legally participate in the...ahem...ceremony.

We could get arrested for that. Here, hold a camera! biggrin.gif Instead of a flower girl, we'll have a camera girl. happy.gif


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post Oct 31 2003, 12:09 AM
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Priestest will be right back due to daughterly duties and a drippy nose.


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post Oct 31 2003, 12:09 AM
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QUOTE (LoLo @ Oct 30 2003, 05:18 PM)
Priestest will be right back due to daughterly duties and a drippy nose.

Oho, got a head start on the festivities, did ya?

Hehe.."head" start. *wink wink..nudge nudge*


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post Oct 31 2003, 12:10 AM
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/me inconspicuously joins the wedding train while passing around a collection basket to the onlookers

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post Oct 31 2003, 12:10 AM
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QUOTE (candice @ Oct 30 2003, 05:17 PM)
QUOTE (elf @ Oct 30 2003, 05:15 PM)
*runs in late* ah i'm here i'm here!

wait. i wasn't even invited. *cries* u_u;

Of course you were invited, silly girl!

However, I don't think you can legally participate in the...ahem...ceremony.

We could get arrested for that. Here, hold a camera! biggrin.gif Instead of a flower girl, we'll have a camera girl. happy.gif

ah! why would we get arrested?

*brandishes fake ID*

but i'm ALWAYS flower girl! *pouts* even at my first matazone wedding...!


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post Oct 31 2003, 12:14 AM
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...

*Pops sleeping pills* uu; I should've gotten fixed before he had his wicked way with me. Ohhh.


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post Oct 31 2003, 12:14 AM
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QUOTE (elf @ Oct 30 2003, 05:19 PM)
ah! why would we get arrested?

*brandishes fake ID*

but i'm ALWAYS flower girl! *pouts* even at my first matazone wedding...!

We'd get arrested cause it's a porn e-wedding!

And here....*gives you some lube to sprinkle*

Just shoot that over everyone at random intervals. It's sort of like flowers.....it's scented, after all....Yum, butterscotch!


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post Oct 31 2003, 12:14 AM
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Ok priestest is back. Do we have a best man and maid of honor?


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post Oct 31 2003, 12:15 AM
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QUOTE (elf @ Oct 30 2003, 08:19 PM)
QUOTE (candice @ Oct 30 2003, 05:17 PM)
QUOTE (elf @ Oct 30 2003, 05:15 PM)
*runs in late* ah i'm here i'm here!

wait. i wasn't even invited. *cries* u_u;

Of course you were invited, silly girl!

However, I don't think you can legally participate in the...ahem...ceremony.

We could get arrested for that. Here, hold a camera! biggrin.gif Instead of a flower girl, we'll have a camera girl. happy.gif

ah! why would we get arrested?

*brandishes fake ID*

but i'm ALWAYS flower girl! *pouts* even at my first matazone wedding...!

Don't worry, the flower girls always the hottest one.
err, well, this time anyways I guess.
that was bad, I apologize
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post Oct 31 2003, 12:16 AM
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QUOTE (candice @ Oct 30 2003, 05:23 PM)
QUOTE (elf @ Oct 30 2003, 05:19 PM)
ah! why would we get arrested?

*brandishes fake ID*

but i'm ALWAYS flower girl! *pouts* even at my first matazone wedding...!

We'd get arrested cause it's a porn e-wedding!

And here....*gives you some lube to sprinkle*

Just shoot that over everyone at random intervals. It's sort of like flowers.....it's scented, after all....Yum, butterscotch!

lube? as in... i know what you mean. bah. x_X; but porn shmorn! who cares!

*sprinkles "lube"* hehe.


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post Oct 31 2003, 12:17 AM
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*shuffles into brides wedding party*
now, who's the best man?
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post Oct 31 2003, 12:17 AM
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post Oct 31 2003, 12:18 AM
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Oh my top seems to have fallen off. Whoops. Whenever you're ready to start let me know. **licks finger and rubs it around nipples**


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post Oct 31 2003, 12:19 AM
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*blink*

ah, now i see why...

*blushes*

*sprinkles more* *blushblush*


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post Oct 31 2003, 12:20 AM
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Okay, let's go!


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Pikasyuu
post Oct 31 2003, 12:20 AM
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O_O;; ..

*Watches Lo'*

Awr. Now that'd be worth staying up for. Aye!

/me removes the skirt/suit thing for her .. dun dun dun .. bondage outfit!

Much better. ^.^


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post Oct 31 2003, 12:21 AM
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We are gathered here today to witness this perverted and wonderful joining of ChanServ and Candice. Take note that Candice isn't showing yet so she still will be the star of the wedding!

Oops my pants have seemed to fall off. Oh well let's continue.


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post Oct 31 2003, 12:21 AM
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*blink*


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post Oct 31 2003, 12:23 AM
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/me makes moaning noises from the pew

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