 How Do You Like Your Toast?, On a scale 8 toaster. |
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 Dec 24 2003, 03:19 PM
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 Shut up, noob!  Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male  |
I was making breakfast for my little sister when I asked her how she likes her toast ans she said burnt. We have a scale 8 toaster and she likes it between 6 and 7. I'm a 4 guy myself. What about you guys?
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Dec 24 2003, 03:34 PM
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Probably about four or so, I think... Really dark, crispy toast annoys me 'cause it tastes like charcoal or something funky.
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Dec 24 2003, 03:41 PM
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 Roger Rabbit, having hit the skids, is now busking for a living. Group: Moderators Posts: 8,645 Joined: 4-March 03 From: In front of the screen Member No.: 95 Gender: Male |
I put 1... I prefer me toast really pale. Honestly, I'm jus one step from turnin the toaster on an jus showin the bread to it!
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Dec 24 2003, 04:06 PM
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 Nobody Expects - THE SPANISH INQUISITION! Group: New Members Posts: 1,289 Joined: 12-October 03 From: Kingston, MA (US) Member No.: 649 |
im a 3. if its too crispy it hurts my throat, three seems to be best for me.
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Dec 24 2003, 04:19 PM
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 Has been kidnapped by gerbils and forced to post on here repeatedly Group: Established Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 18-September 03 From: London Member No.: 606 Gender: Female |
3!!! So its ever so slightly crispy but the butter melts all over it and makes it go all yummified *Drools*
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Dec 24 2003, 04:26 PM
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 Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
I put well done which is 7 on my toaster. It's nice and dark and crispy but not burnt until 8.
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Dec 24 2003, 06:52 PM
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I dislike the new-fangled toasters that don't pop up when your toast is done. It just keeps cooking and cooking. I first came upon one of these while vacationing, and eating breakfast in the hotel. My bagel actually melted onto the styrofoam plate...
Completely uncool. </end rant> I put 3, where the outside has a crisp to it, but the inside is still soft and chewable. -------------------- I am too busy with all this dust and all these branches weighing on me
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Dec 24 2003, 07:06 PM
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 oiled and fried ...like chicken Group: Established Members Posts: 804 Joined: 21-June 03 From: fl, usa Member No.: 407 Gender: Secret |
for meself it depends on the type of bread you put in the toaster
regular good ol' white bread...about a five rye bread (my personal fave)...maybe a 2/3 pumpernickel...a one but nothing black i agree it does taste funny |
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Dec 24 2003, 09:15 PM
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 Dec 24 2003, 09:29 PM
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I do mine on 8 but I said 3 to keep some appearence of sanity which I now find pointless. SO wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Dec 24 2003, 10:19 PM
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 The Six Train. Group: Established Members Posts: 1,904 Joined: 8-October 03 From: The Bronx, New York City!! Member No.: 636 Gender: Female |
i like it well done. Burnt toast is nasty...
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Dec 24 2003, 10:31 PM
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 Haibane Group: Established Members Posts: 491 Joined: 26-November 03 From: IN SPAAAAAAACE! Member No.: 731 Gender: Male |
I voted 2. I put it on 1 sometimes, but usually rather than that I just put the butter on the bread and eat it.
QUOTE I dislike the new-fangled toasters that don't pop up when your toast is done. It just keeps cooking and cooking. I first came upon one of these while vacationing, and eating breakfast in the hotel. My bagel actually melted onto the styrofoam plate... Completely uncool. </end rant> A toaster that doesn't pop up? That's evil! Eeeeeeeeevil, I tell you, eeeeeevil! What kind of an advancement is an anti-popping toaster? Okay I think I'm done... yeah... 2... -------------------- Odd Numbers = Raisins
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Dec 24 2003, 10:52 PM
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 Remorseless posting machine Group: Moderators Posts: 5,749 Joined: 19-July 03 From: Bloody London Member No.: 466 Gender: Male |
I'm not sure how your toaster works, but my ideal piece of toast isn't discoloured yet, but it slightly crispy. Like Lee's.
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Dec 26 2003, 01:28 AM
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 Teeeeeter Tooootter... Group: New Members Posts: 2,012 Joined: 27-February 03 From: That Place By That Place Member No.: 65 |
I picked 1. Toaster kissed, definitely. It brings out the flavor without making it taste like char. Yuck. The only reason I even toast it is probably just so it's slightly easier to hold...
I shame the rest of my family with my toaster ways. They get toast, and say, "Who left this setting on 1?!?!?!", then give me an accusing look. /shame -------------------- I wish I knew what you were looking for...under the Milky Way tonight.
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Dec 26 2003, 04:56 AM
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well done! ^^
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Dec 26 2003, 03:21 PM
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YAY GO BURNT TOAST YAY
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Dec 27 2003, 02:55 AM
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 forever awesome Group: New Members Posts: 399 Joined: 8-June 03 From: in my head... east coast US (boo US) Member No.: 372 |
I think I prefer bread over toast.. but when I have toast it's very lightly toasted.
because I know the only thing the ladies like more than a Strongbad is a lightly toasted Strongbad. -------------------- I hated my old signature. This is far better.
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Dec 27 2003, 03:29 AM
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 I post more than I speak Group: Established Members Posts: 8,738 Joined: 10-March 03 Member No.: 116 |
QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Dec 24 2003, 10:51 PM) my ideal piece of toast isn't discoloured yet, but it slightly crispy. i have to say, you have good taste in toast. --------------------  |
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Dec 27 2003, 07:24 AM
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 Apparently squishy Group: New Members Posts: 481 Joined: 5-December 03 From: Just another red state Member No.: 763 |
My dad always used to like his toast as black as possible. This he called...man toast.
I guess I prefer whimpy girl toast... -------------------- Come away! O human child,
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Dec 27 2003, 07:26 AM
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forever awesome Group: New Members Posts: 399 Joined: 8-June 03 From: in my head... east coast US (boo US) Member No.: 372 |
QUOTE (Marsyas @ Dec 27 2003, 02:23 AM) My dad always used to like his toast as black as possible. This he called...man toast. I guess I prefer whimpy girl toast... me too. I also don't like to cook my marshmellows to the point of any discolouratoin either... I just like to heat them up a li'l. bah. -------------------- I hated my old signature. This is far better.
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Dec 27 2003, 08:17 AM
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 The Wrath of The MUFFIN Group: New Members Posts: 433 Joined: 27-December 03 Member No.: 821 |
I never knew why they had the selection on the toaster that burnt the bread so bad that it wasn't bread anymore.... now i know...
I like it lightly brown on both sides. -------------------- |
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Dec 27 2003, 08:20 AM
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Apparently squishy Group: New Members Posts: 481 Joined: 5-December 03 From: Just another red state Member No.: 763 |
Aye, it turns into some sort of mutant, crunchy bread man...
Safer to stay lightly golden brown...with a thin spread of butter and a thin layer of grape jelly... *yum* -------------------- Come away! O human child,
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Dec 27 2003, 08:25 AM
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The Wrath of The MUFFIN Group: New Members Posts: 433 Joined: 27-December 03 Member No.: 821 |
oh yes, you must not forget the butter and GRAPE jelly.. because grape is the only way to go
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Dec 27 2003, 08:27 AM
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Apparently squishy Group: New Members Posts: 481 Joined: 5-December 03 From: Just another red state Member No.: 763 |
Not even the mixed fruit?
Diversify the jellies! I'll set up the buffet so everyone can try the taste sensations that are random jelly flavors! -------------------- Come away! O human child,
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 Jul 5 2005, 03:54 AM
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More proficient guppy Group: New Members Posts: 2 Joined: 5-July 05 From: London Member No.: 1,878 Gender: Male |
[COLOR=gray]Done on one side.
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