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post Jan 20 2004, 12:12 AM
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Well, SPS suggested new threads.

Unfortunately my days of thinking up such clever threads as the Matabloid (RIP, darling) are gone, so I'll assume the lot of you will find something witty to do with this.

I suggest paint eachother's nails and discuss the latest in the Martha Stewart case.


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post Jan 20 2004, 12:23 AM
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I would, but my nail painting leaves something to be desired, and Martha Stewart is an irritating shrew...


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post Jan 20 2004, 12:41 AM
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QUOTE (syuu @ Jan 19 2004, 06:11 PM)
I suggest paint eachother's nails and discuss the latest in the Martha Stewart case.

JUST PROMISE ME IT WON'T BE PINK. With black tips. Oh god. *dies of laughter*
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post Jan 20 2004, 02:33 AM
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i painted my nails on saturday. they are a shimmery purple-green.

martha is way too type A for me to like her, but i don't think it's fair that the media seems to be creaming her worse than the enron prez when what she did wasn't nearly as bad.

also, i just finished an assignment that's due tomorrow and it's not even close to bedtime so i'm feeling pretty damn swell!


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post Jan 20 2004, 12:08 PM
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Well, my mouth is still too damn painful to bite my nails so they're pretty much unbitten, paint away if thee so desireth.

And who the heck is Martha Stewart? I know the name damnit...I'm sure I do...


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post Jan 20 2004, 12:13 PM
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Nail polish is pretty, isn't it? Though my sister uses mine more than I do... Also, I have no idea what anyone else in this thread is talking about.


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post Jan 20 2004, 01:51 PM
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I don't like the supposed 'pretty' pastel colours... I can deal with some black on me nails and maybe a bit o' muddy green.. dark of course.

Martha Stewart? Hm. I have never read anything of hers, now.. Stephen King is something completely different.


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post Jan 20 2004, 02:16 PM
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someone paint my nails purple?

happily reforming life today. may as well reform nail polish!


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post Jan 20 2004, 03:07 PM
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Apparently, Martha's been in a 'Prison Lesbian Hell'. Gotta love the National Enquirer, eh?


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post Jan 20 2004, 03:35 PM
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QUOTE (Jonman @ Jan 20 2004, 03:06 PM)
Apparently, Martha's been in a 'Prison Lesbian Hell'. Gotta love the National Enquirer, eh?

But who is Martha Stewart? I've heard of her as the Simpsons are always dropping her into jokes but I don't know what she does, who she is, etc. sad.gif

I can't paint my nails as I need to keep them uber short to play the violin and I always thought me having really short nails looked daft with nail varnish. Boo!

Someone paint their nails purple for me smile.gif


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post Jan 20 2004, 03:38 PM
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QUOTE (Pixiegoth @ Jan 20 2004, 10:34 AM)
I can't paint my nails as I need to keep them uber short to play the violin and I always thought me having really short nails looked daft with nail varnish. Boo!

same here *sigh*


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post Jan 20 2004, 03:55 PM
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But who is Martha Stewart?  I've heard of her as the Simpsons are always dropping her into jokes but I don't know what she does, who she is, etc. sad.gif

Martha Stewart.com

She's Delia mixed with Alan Titchmarsh, and blended with every single person off every single home improvement show ever.

If she was a wrestler, she'd be called The Ultimate Homemaker.

She's also a naughty girl....

The Martha Scandal

She was utterly minted from building an empire out of buns and christmas table centrepieces, but it actually seems to be from insider trading and other financial finangling and economic eccentricities.


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post Jan 20 2004, 04:52 PM
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QUOTE (Pixiegoth @ Jan 20 2004, 03:34 PM)
Someone paint their nails purple for me smile.gif

I'll paint my nails purple for you! I like purrple.


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post Jan 20 2004, 04:55 PM
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QUOTE (darkspree @ Jan 20 2004, 04:51 PM)
I'll paint my nails purple for you! I like purrple.

Aww thanks smile.gif Take a picture and post it too laugh.gif

I agree, purple is teh best colour! biggrin.gif


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post Jan 20 2004, 05:05 PM
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biggrin.gif Purrple rawks so much I have given it an extra 'r'! Woo. Tonight I will find some purrple nail varnish (maybe my sister will have some) and I will paint my nails.

Yes. It is dedicated to thee as well!


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post Jan 20 2004, 07:21 PM
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Who was it who used to paint pictures of Matazone peeps? That should happen again. I enjoyed looking at them laugh.gif


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post Jan 20 2004, 07:24 PM
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I havenails to paint but I don't bother cause you can be sure 2 mins after it has dried I'll have chipped it! mad.gif So no point in doing it!


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post Jan 20 2004, 07:57 PM
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QUOTE (WeeJ @ Jan 20 2004, 12:20 PM)
Who was it who used to paint pictures of Matazone peeps? That should happen again. I enjoyed looking at them laugh.gif

Wan't it Cand or Lolo?


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post Jan 20 2004, 08:03 PM
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post Jan 20 2004, 08:45 PM
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Syuu dear, this is quite the finest idea that has happened upon you in a long time. And may I say that this Lane cake is possibly the best this side of the Missouri!

Pixiegoth, honey, Martha Stewart is the incarnation of the Devil of Housework Himself. Evidently not everyone saw the preview of her latest TV series. I was quite shocked to see Ms Stewart invoking the spirits of evil to help her lay a more perfect napkin. It is a small wonder that she has finally been brought to justice by God's good servants, the Federal police.

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post Jan 20 2004, 10:32 PM
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I painted my nails on Saturday but it's all peeled off since then. Actually it was nearly gone on Monday... I think I mixed up the top coat and the base coat, but it was still really satisfying to peel nail polish off my fingernails like that. I haven't done that since I had CAbbage Patch Kids nail polish sometime in the 80's and it used to come off like dried glue and so I'd paint my nails just to peel off the nail polish. My mom had to hide the bottle from me so I wouldn't use it all up. I don't know why. What else was I going to use it for? Bah. If I liked painting my nails just to peel them off, what's the problem with that? I mean it's not like she was going to use my Cabbage Patch Kids nail polish. And I'm pretty sure that neither my two brothers nor my dad would have used it, so why couldn't I use up the whole bottle painting and peeling?

Anywho, I like Martha Stewart, she has a nice voice and she makes me feel superior to her. And that's a good thing.


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post Jan 21 2004, 11:23 AM
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QUOTE (darkspree @ Jan 20 2004, 05:04 PM)
biggrin.gif Purrple rawks so much I have given it an extra 'r'! Woo. Tonight I will find some purrple nail varnish (maybe my sister will have some) and I will paint my nails.

Yes. It is dedicated to thee as well!

Why thank you kind sir! biggrin.gif Indeed purple is the rockest colour this side of rockdom!

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Pixiegoth, honey, Martha Stewart is the incarnation of the Devil of Housework Himself. Evidently not everyone saw the preview of her latest TV series. I was quite shocked to see Ms Stewart invoking the spirits of evil to help her lay a more perfect napkin. It is a small wonder that she has finally been brought to justice by God's good servants, the Federal police.


Ta for clearing that up Polo biggrin.gif I had heard of her but wasn't sure what she actually did. Now I know she is the housecleaning version of Beelzebub! laugh.gif


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post Jan 21 2004, 11:25 AM
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Martha Stewart Is An Endless Source Of Hilarity

Warning: Disgusting joke. Really.


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post Jan 21 2004, 02:07 PM
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oooh! i know who you mean now...like delia smith but american yes? kinda...

my mouth's bette but i still havent bitten my nails! but i also couldnt find nailpolish remover so i scraped it all off and my nails have gone all icky and flaky huh.gif oops...ill cover it up with pink i shall!


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