 My Thesis On Penguins, A Zooilogical study of their EVIL |
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 Jan 28 2004, 10:21 PM
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I have noticed that I am not the only one here to acknoledge the evil that penguins are possesed of ,so here is my theory on them.
Penguins were long ago a proud and noble race during the time that the dinosuars rulled the Earth. They had an advanced civilazation that far surpassed that of the dinosuars .When the great meteor hit though many penguins died ,the few that were spared were seperted from their brethern. To survive many turned to canibalism ,this tribe was known as the Mahn D'raks they became base and crude ,and soon lost their ability to fly . The other tibe to survive became asetics and moved to the mountains to find peace ,wanting nothing at all to do with their degenerate cousins ,they were called the T'ux Eis . Well after this went one for a very long time they evolved to the poind where they were almost completly unreconizible as having common ancestors at all.The Mahn D'raks saw the fledling race known as man to be a threat to their iron rule over all the world.They made it their mission to eradicate all of mankind. The Mahn D'raks might have acomplished this task had the T'ux Eis not intervined . The T'ux Eis could never hope to do battle with the Mahn D'raks and come out victorius .so they made a race to protect the humans and all of the world from the growing empire of the Mahn D'raks . This protectorate race was named the S'querr Les . They were fast, agile, powerful and far more intelligent than the Mahn D'raks . This battle raged on for thousands of years ,till the S'querr Les got the upper hand . With their numbers drasticly reduced and on the brink of extenction the great leaders and other important members of the Mahn D'raks high counsel went into hidding in the frozen wastelands to await the time of their victory over the S'querr Les . The S'querr Les reamined as guards the world over to stop any attampts by the Mahn D'raks to once again rule the world .As for the T'ux Eis they have achieved enlightement and no longer walk the path on this plan of exsistence. I found all of the doucuments that prove this to be true in a abandend cave on the northern tip of Antartica. --------------------  |
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Jan 28 2004, 10:28 PM
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 The Six Train. Group: Established Members Posts: 1,904 Joined: 8-October 03 From: The Bronx, New York City!! Member No.: 636 Gender: Female |
That's a nice theory.. but penguins are so CUTE!!!
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I am proudly e-married to Fluffy, I am honored to be the little sister of Righteous, and Lord of Darness is always on my mind. Smallcuteanddeadly is my noob! Yay! Fear the wrath of my dragon, Lord Baltimore! I am willing to fight; I am a soldier of love. Speaker for the Lost is my e-pimp. Lol. |
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Jan 28 2004, 10:35 PM
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 ... Group: Established Members Posts: 750 Joined: 2-October 03 From: In front of a computer, duh. Member No.: 618 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Silver Star Angel of Da Towers @ Jan 28 2004, 02:27 PM) That's a nice theory.. but penguins are so CUTE!!! So are furbys, and we all know they are pure evil. |
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Jan 29 2004, 12:22 AM
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 Haibane Group: Established Members Posts: 491 Joined: 26-November 03 From: IN SPAAAAAAACE! Member No.: 731 Gender: Male |
Yes, you're absolutely right sicone! I've got photo (er- almost) evidence right here! Photo Evidence Maybe with all this proof the world will finally believe those of us who know the penguin's true nature.
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Jan 29 2004, 12:32 AM
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... Group: Established Members Posts: 750 Joined: 2-October 03 From: In front of a computer, duh. Member No.: 618 Gender: Male |
http://216.127.90.17/~admin1/Low_WMP8/Evil_Penguin_2.wmv
Look! they are even evil to their own kind! |
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Jan 29 2004, 01:03 PM
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 Serpents hide behind your eyes Group: Established Members Posts: 373 Joined: 29-May 03 Member No.: 346 |
-------------------- Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is mearly energy condensed through a slow vibration, we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, life is only a dream and we are the imaginations of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather. - Bill Hicks |
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Jan 29 2004, 02:04 PM
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 Super advanced member Group: New Members Posts: 70 Joined: 6-March 03 From: Saskatchewan Member No.: 101 |
*side steps* Perfect. I'm trying to write this thing on 'who thinks penguins are evil, and why'. *rubs hands together*
Burnn! The Penguin Conspiracy -------------------- "Can't believe how strange it is to be anything at all..."
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Jan 29 2004, 02:47 PM
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The Six Train. Group: Established Members Posts: 1,904 Joined: 8-October 03 From: The Bronx, New York City!! Member No.: 636 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (sjbbandgeek @ Jan 28 2004, 10:34 PM) QUOTE (Silver Star Angel of Da Towers @ Jan 28 2004, 02:27 PM) That's a nice theory.. but penguins are so CUTE!!! So are furbys, and we all know they are pure evil. Personally, I think Furbys are kinda ugly -------------------- THE DREAM POLICE. D:
I am proudly e-married to Fluffy, I am honored to be the little sister of Righteous, and Lord of Darness is always on my mind. Smallcuteanddeadly is my noob! Yay! Fear the wrath of my dragon, Lord Baltimore! I am willing to fight; I am a soldier of love. Speaker for the Lost is my e-pimp. Lol. |
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Jan 29 2004, 07:23 PM
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Super advanced member Group: New Members Posts: 59 Joined: 24-January 04 From: Here Member No.: 888 |
Your 800 number Is broken I was going to donate ONE BILLION dollars for da cause but..it was a chat line
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Jan 30 2004, 10:53 PM
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The Six Train. Group: Established Members Posts: 1,904 Joined: 8-October 03 From: The Bronx, New York City!! Member No.: 636 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (sicone @ Jan 29 2004, 07:22 PM) Your 800 number Is broken I was going to donate ONE BILLION dollars for da cause but..it was a chat line Ooh.. that's good money right there.... -------------------- THE DREAM POLICE. D:
I am proudly e-married to Fluffy, I am honored to be the little sister of Righteous, and Lord of Darness is always on my mind. Smallcuteanddeadly is my noob! Yay! Fear the wrath of my dragon, Lord Baltimore! I am willing to fight; I am a soldier of love. Speaker for the Lost is my e-pimp. Lol. |
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Feb 3 2004, 08:27 PM
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 sesquipedalian Group: Established Members Posts: 717 Joined: 3-February 04 From: der Mond Member No.: 915 Gender: Secret |
evil? penguins? blasphemy, I say. c'mon, you all know you love opus
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It is only in his work that an artist can find reality and satisfaction, for the actual world is less intense than the world of his invention and consequently his life, without recourse to violent disorder, does not seem very substantial. -Tennessee Williams |
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Feb 3 2004, 08:30 PM
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 <3 Group: Established Members Posts: 1,021 Joined: 20-December 03 From: Upstate New York Member No.: 806 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (sjbbandgeek @ Jan 28 2004, 05:34 PM) QUOTE (Silver Star Angel of Da Towers @ Jan 28 2004, 02:27 PM) That's a nice theory.. but penguins are so CUTE!!! So are furbys, and we all know they are pure evil. So true so true!!! A few years ago, I had a furby, and I was playing with it and all of a sudden its voice got deeper, and its eye lids were rolling around and its ears were flopping. It sounded like it was possessed. (of course, it could have just had a little malfuction or something...  ;;;)
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Feb 3 2004, 09:18 PM
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 Empowe(red) Group: Established Members Posts: 1,588 Joined: 1-October 03 From: New York Member No.: 614 Gender: Female |
QUOTE So are furbys, and we all know they are pure evil. my furby wouldn't do much all day except sleep and randomly say his name.... then during the night he'd randomly turn on and say mmmmm yummmmm and foood......   It was quite disturbingfurbys are possessed and scary -------------------- Squeaky swings and tall grass
The longest shadows ever cast The water's warm and children swim And we frolicked about in our summer skin Where I roam... |
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Feb 5 2004, 03:51 PM
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 The Wrath of The MUFFIN Group: New Members Posts: 433 Joined: 27-December 03 Member No.: 821 |
embrace the penguins! You must love the Penguins..
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