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elphaba2
post Feb 4 2005, 11:20 PM
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A greek recipe for "easter soup" calls for "one lamb's head, split in half but tied togther to keep the brains intact"


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pgrmdave
post Feb 4 2005, 11:40 PM
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The code entered into the cash register for Boar's Head Ovengold Turkey at Stop & Shop Supermarkets is 757.


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post Feb 11 2005, 02:23 PM
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"Rooster" is a track on the "Alice in chains" album "Dirt" which was mainly about drugs.


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elphaba2
post Feb 12 2005, 11:36 PM
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415 of the members on these forums have never posted a single thing.

171 members have only made one post.

111 members have made two posts.

Exactly 50 have made three posts.

None of them are particularly interesting.


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voices_in_my_hea...
post Feb 13 2005, 06:21 PM
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If my woman were a fire...
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How long did it take you to count that?


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Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill
and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame.
Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues.
You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real.
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Righteous
post Feb 14 2005, 02:49 AM
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Shut up, noob!
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In the United States, pmarried men visit prostitutes primarily for oral sex. You know what this means? Head saves marriages!


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Quoth(The Raven)
post Feb 14 2005, 04:42 AM
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Elephants can't jump, as their legs aren't built for it...


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pgrmdave
post Feb 14 2005, 05:07 AM
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Most automobile accidents occur within only a few miles of the accidentee's home, you know what that means - we should move.


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Quoth(The Raven)
post Feb 14 2005, 05:15 AM
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the first game that Mario™ starred in was Donkey Kong, though his name at the time was 'Jumpman', and he was a construction worker, at the time...


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Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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elphaba2
post Feb 15 2005, 12:32 AM
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It took me a half hour to count my figures.


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Righteous
post Feb 15 2005, 07:10 AM
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The gross total cost of production and post-production for the movie Clerks could pay the production cost for about one second of the movie Titanic.


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JimiJimi
post Feb 15 2005, 08:56 AM
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QUOTE (Because I can @ Feb 11 2005, 03:23 PM)
"Rooster" is a track on the "Alice in chains" album "Dirt" which was mainly about drugs.
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If you watch the video you will see it is based on Jerry Cantrell's father's fight in Vietnam... I don't think that they'd disrespect the US army by making it about drugs.


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JimiJimi
post Feb 15 2005, 09:09 AM
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QUOTE (Black-Wings @ Dec 19 2004, 12:46 PM)
QUOTE (Pab @ Feb 27 2004, 12:56 PM)
QUOTE (the lil' pie fairy @ Feb 27 2004, 11:02 AM)
chocolate syrup?? strange, why not the traditional (and probably cheaper) ketchup?

the french use the same word for peach and fishing...."do you want to go peaching?" "nah, i got some fish trees to plant"

hehe rolleyes.gif

The same word also means "sin" or "to sin" ...

So lets see now:

"Do you wanna go and peach?" .... "Nah ... I going to pick some sins" ... "what are you fishing for?" ... "The cardinal peach!"

... you started it ...

/Je mange mon mon pie de peche pendant que je peche, quelle peche!
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wooo.. just reading back a bit... try putting that into free translation.com:
I eat my my magpie of peche while I peche, which peche!

hehe

Anyway, peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball... that would be REALLY hard to count...
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Reading back even further, I tried putting that into freetranslation after changing the word 'peche' for 'pèche'...
Because the french word 'pèche' needs the accent on it to work in freetranslation, and for it to be proper french...
"I eat my my sin magpie while I sin, which sin! "


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post Feb 15 2005, 11:16 AM
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I plug directly into my computer
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QUOTE (elphaba2 @ Feb 12 2005, 11:36 PM)
415 of the members on these forums have never posted a single thing.

171 members have only made one post.

111 members have made two posts.

Exactly 50 have made three posts.

None of them are particularly interesting.
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1 member has over 10000

3 members have over 8000

5 members have over 6000

8 members have over 5000

14 members have over 4000

25 members have over 3000

37 members have over 2000

70 members have over 1000


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Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology.
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post Feb 16 2005, 09:40 AM
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of the top ten highest posters on this board all of them are most active in daft and have between 31% and 70% of their posts here


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Cath Sparrow
post Feb 17 2005, 07:55 PM
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The 1 member to get over 10,000 is Cheese is Fun and he did that not long after I joined and the forum hadn't even been around a year at that point. This was also the point Mata gave up comming up with member titles.


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Samorine
post Feb 17 2005, 08:10 PM
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A certain type of mosquito have been responsible for half of all human deaths (excluding wars and accidents) since the Stone Age.


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post Feb 18 2005, 12:28 PM
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There's an amoeba that lives in freshwater ponds. If you go swimming in them, it crawls up your olfactory nerve to your brain and eats it. And then you die. The first symptom is olfactory hallucinations- you start smelling things that aren't there. There's no cure, and it's almost always misdiagnosed because only 3 people per year die from it. They realize that's what you had when they look at your brain and giant chunks are missing and it's this mass of amoebas.


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post Feb 18 2005, 06:09 PM
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Statisticly speaking, more people are addicted to the internet then crack cocaine, heroine, or crystal meth. Read it on a website somewhere.


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I am Little Green Goth's noob and i wuv my mommy!
Velloss is my worthy and noble steed...true blue and freindly too! *Velloss licks everyone and nudges them affectionately*
Though Trevor is tiny, does very cool magic...like lil bitty fireballs to light my cigarettes!
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*A little warm fuzzball of kitten snoozes in a ball on his shoulder*
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Cath Sparrow
post Feb 18 2005, 07:13 PM
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Of my topic this has the biggest post number!


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Forever Unknown
post Feb 19 2005, 12:32 AM
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There's an amoeba that lives in freshwater ponds. If you go swimming in them, it crawls up your olfactory nerve to your brain and eats it. And then you die. The first symptom is olfactory hallucinations- you start smelling things that aren't there. There's no cure, and it's almost always misdiagnosed because only 3 people per year die from it. They realize that's what you had when they look at your brain and giant chunks are missing and it's this mass of amoebas.


*gets terrified*

Does anyone else smell tea...?

*dies*

*edit* I wrote this when drunk! What awful spamminess.


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Quoth(The Raven)
post Feb 27 2005, 06:55 AM
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QUOTE (Twitching @ Feb 18 2005, 07:28 AM)
There's an amoeba that lives in freshwater ponds.  If you go swimming in them, it crawls up your olfactory nerve to your brain and eats it.  And then you die.  The first symptom is olfactory hallucinations- you start smelling things that aren't there.  There's no cure, and it's almost always misdiagnosed because only 3 people per year die from it.  They realize that's what you had when they look at your brain and giant chunks are missing and it's this mass of amoebas.
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Yeah, they found some in a lake on Mount St Helens... When you realise what monsters The world has to offer, it beats science fiction all hollow...


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JimiJimi
post Feb 27 2005, 09:31 AM
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Some of this information isn't useless, it's actually quite useful... I now know not to go swimming in any freshwater lakes anyway.

Tomato ketchup leaves the bottle at 25 miles per year.


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Cath Sparrow
post Apr 30 2005, 07:59 PM
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The Comic shop in Spaced is or was in Richmond (it might of moved but they weren't sure)


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Cath Sparrow
post May 2 2005, 04:55 PM
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I seem to be gathering this stuff at the moment!

Mata's interview in Meltdown (magazine the issues from 2003) is the same issue as 2 of my friends apear in for seperate things.


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