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DoRmAnt
post Mar 3 2004, 05:12 AM
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welcome to the noobie sales forum

i'm your host and sales item today, DoRmAnt


let me tell you a little about myself-

i'm a leprechaun/vampire hybrid from the south side of pittsburgh...don't ask how my parents pulled off that relationship because needless to say, they are no longer together as of my conception...

anyways, i'm lean, midsize, as pale as paper and have flourescent green hair, deep green eyes, i stay out all night, and have the tendency to want to eat the Keebler elves...

i'm dormant because, well, at the moment, it works for me...but i'm not dead..

i've been in other forums so i basically know what goes on, but i need a good big e-bro or e-sis to take me under their wing and introduce me...because i can be quite the shocker at first glance

shall we start the bidding?... ... and hello by the way

(i'm not this strange normally, just figured it'd be a good way to get some peoples attention)


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Marsyas
post Mar 3 2004, 05:15 AM
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I don't think I'm so qualified to take noobs, but oh well...
Welcome to our little forum world. Would you like a plate of my famous warm, melty cookies? Fair warning that we will all try to ruin your osmotic potential with various sugary dessert foods.

*hands you a plate of cookies*

Enjoy! happy.gif


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DoRmAnt
post Mar 3 2004, 05:25 AM
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laugh.gif cookies! are they KEEBLER elf cookies???!!! yum! (no... restraint)

thanks!

cookies are great..i do cookies
and hi


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post Mar 3 2004, 05:25 AM
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welcome if you need me just use the little icons at the bottom of my posts and ill be happy to help you out!


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DoRmAnt
post Mar 3 2004, 05:27 AM
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thanks!


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Marsyas
post Mar 3 2004, 01:40 PM
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QUOTE (DoRmAnt @ Mar 3 2004, 12:24 AM)
laugh.gif cookies! are they KEEBLER elf cookies???!!! yum! (no... restraint)

thanks!

cookies are great..i do cookies
and hi

Not my famous cookies...I went over to the Honors House with the good kitchen just to make them for you!

However, I did just buy a thing of the ELFudge cookies (white with chocolate filling...oh sweet rapture!) and some chewy Chips Ahoy cookies from the campus convenience store.
Everyone, feel free to take a cookie or two, because I easily have enough for the whole forum...biggrin.gif


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the lil' pie...
post Mar 3 2004, 02:33 PM
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*ganks cookie* biggrin.gif
welcome and hey and stuff, i have to see a picture of you if you have bright green hair! 'tis cool beans smile.gif
and here, just in case you want to eat waaaay too much sugary food, have some apple pie *gives pie*

have craving for pie now...mmm...piiiie....


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Jaq
post Mar 3 2004, 02:56 PM
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Took this grammar!
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QUOTE (DoRmAnt @ Mar 2 2004, 11:11 PM)
i'm a leprechaun/vampire hybrid from the south side of pittsburgh..

tch. Everyone knows leprechauns don't exist.

Welcome to the Forums anyways!


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post Mar 3 2004, 03:10 PM
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Hey! I'll adopt you! That is if you don't mind random bouts of....randomness. Yeah.

Well, welcome to the forums. *hands you a balloon and something squishy.* (Don't ask. I don't know what it is either...)


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post Mar 3 2004, 03:43 PM
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I wouldn't mind taking up a Tea Apprentice.

*gives you a cup of tea*

Mind if I have a slice of that pie lil pie? *eats pie*


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post Mar 3 2004, 04:51 PM
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Welcome Dormant!

You sound like fun so if your interested in an e-sis, lemme know. But I'm not buying you, ok?

And how come I never got a plate of cookies? dry.gif

I'm sure you wont scare the other posters, I've got that taken care of with my own dark posts!

*outstretches wing, wraps it around Dormant and pulls him close to her side* Btw, u are male right?


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post Mar 3 2004, 05:14 PM
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Another one not revealing its gender! ph34r.gif How... Conspiracy-ish! Oh well.

>D *puts on vampire costume and plastic teeth* VELCOME A LA TOS! I VANT TO SUCK VOUR BLOOOOD! *cough*

HI DORMANT! ^__^; No buying needed; my offer of e-sissy-ness stands if you'd like it. I am qualified to take e-siblings now, aren't I? o.o? *looks at sky for a sign* Anywho, veeellllcome, enjoy your stay, and PM any of us if you need some help or something.. Anyone care for some yummerly candy? *hands out candy* :9


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Queenie
post Mar 3 2004, 06:36 PM
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YAY!!! Garfield my cute little honey bun!!
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Hey welcome... laugh.gif

*points to chair* please sit down an make yourself comfortable in this wonderful land which be matazone!!?

I'm not nOOb adopting for a while my other one scared me too much so i'm having to go back to training school!! dry.gif


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post Mar 3 2004, 07:07 PM
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Welcome. Watch out for Queenie. She bites.


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post Mar 3 2004, 07:12 PM
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YAY!!! Garfield my cute little honey bun!!
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QUOTE (WeeJ @ Mar 3 2004, 07:06 PM)
Welcome. Watch out for Queenie. She bites.

WHAT!!! ohmy.gif

Stop telling everyone... first Sarah... now you!! tongue.gif


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Sir Psycho Sexy
post Mar 3 2004, 07:14 PM
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Beware the morons, they can be disguised as anyone.....except me >_>


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DoRmAnt
post Mar 3 2004, 11:22 PM
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QUOTE (the lil' pie fairy @ Mar 3 2004, 02:32 PM)
*ganks cookie* biggrin.gif
welcome and hey and stuff, i have to see a picture of you if you have bright green hair! 'tis cool beans smile.gif
and here, just in case you want to eat waaaay too much sugary food, have some apple pie *gives pie*

have craving for pie now...mmm...piiiie....

oooooo pie!!!

thanks alot!


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@}----
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DoRmAnt
post Mar 3 2004, 11:26 PM
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QUOTE (Jaq @ Mar 3 2004, 02:55 PM)
QUOTE (DoRmAnt @ Mar 2 2004, 11:11 PM)


i'm a leprechaun/vampire hybrid from the south side of pittsburgh..

tch. Everyone knows leprechauns don't exist.

that is still a mystery yet to be discovered....

and anyways the existance of lephrechauns is up for discussion, but since i've only reflected the characteristics of my mother (she being the leprechaun) and never actually seeing her (sent to live with my vampiric father, thus the all nightageness)...i cannot confirm definately the existance...maybe i'm a hybrid hybrid...not really a true leprechuan...i don't really know for sure...only from what my father tells me and he's a force not to disrespect believe me


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DoRmAnt
post Mar 3 2004, 11:28 PM
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QUOTE (Dreams On Hiatus @ Mar 3 2004, 03:09 PM)
Hey! I'll adopt you!

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I wouldn't mind taking up a Tea Apprentice.




ooo i've got two so far!...hrm...which to choose...any other takers??


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DoRmAnt
post Mar 3 2004, 11:30 PM
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QUOTE (Enslaved @ Mar 3 2004, 04:50 PM)
Btw, u are male right?

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Another one not revealing its gender! How... Conspiracy-ish! Oh well.


oh i never did disclose the nature of my gender did i ...i forgot... must have slipped my mind..haha

there are others who have not disclosed their gender? wow...

well i didn't do it on purpose so don't lump me in on the 'consipracy' so you say

no actually i'm female..not that there's anything wrong with being either gender or having either sexual preference (i'm trying not to offend anyone if you can't tell)


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post Mar 3 2004, 11:32 PM
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I'll volunteer for being an e-sister as well. I'm still too new to adopt, methinks. So, hoyas. tongue.gif


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post Mar 3 2004, 11:39 PM
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Welcome aboard!

Please keep your arms and legs in the ride at all times, and no chewing gum tongue.gif Just kiding you can have all the gum you want!

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DoRmAnt
post Mar 4 2004, 03:41 AM
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thanks! you're all really welcomingish...haha

so um...can i have more than one e-bro e-sis or adopter person? how does that work?


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post Mar 4 2004, 03:13 PM
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I'd say so... just don't tell Mata ssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Hehe, just kidding. I guess the more people you have to help you out, the sooner you'll get the hang of things. And the more friends you'll have wink.gif


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DoRmAnt
post Mar 4 2004, 03:38 PM
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oh ok cool


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