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 Mar 28 2004, 04:27 AM
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 Super advanced member  Group: New Members Posts: 95 Joined: 22-March 04 From: I live in Colorado. Get over it. Member No.: 1,028  |
This is a topic that goes absolutely nowhere. So I will start by saying something comepletely [SIZE=7]Daft [SIZE=1]. How do you feel about [SIZE=7]keyboards[SIZE=1]. Why are they so fricken' retarded? Why do we have to go through a whole training course just so that we can write a Word document?
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Mar 28 2004, 04:28 AM
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 Bleeg? Group: New Members Posts: 374 Joined: 21-March 04 From: OH MY GOD WHERE AM I?!?!?! Member No.: 1,021 |
NO, it's not that the Keyboards are retarded, it's that the people who made them are retarded. Do you see?
-------------------- >(|||> Pround owner of the Uber-carrot! Ph34r it! Come closer. . . so I can slap the sh*t out of you! . . . do I LOOK like a friggin people person? Bumper stickers are so lame. . . Bumper STICKS are where it's at! You should duct tape a stick to your bumper and be like me!
. . . I'm hearing voices but all they do is complain. . . What if I had a mustard-drenched cucumber tied to my leg and I did not want my pants to get dirty? Ya better checkety-check yourself before ya wreckety-wreck yourself! Once you finally create something original, someone comes along and steals it. . . not to say that's a BAD thing. . . |
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Mar 28 2004, 11:58 PM
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Super advanced member Group: New Members Posts: 95 Joined: 22-March 04 From: I live in Colorado. Get over it. Member No.: 1,028 |
that would be the QWERTY guy. He put his NAME on the KEYBOARD!!
PS I have an alternate personality named Kaitlynne  
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Mar 29 2004, 06:23 PM
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 Secret Electric Pants Buffer Group: New Members Posts: 642 Joined: 25-August 03 Member No.: 559 Gender: Male |
Actually, the keyboard was originally set out with the keys in no particular order because the inventors DIDNT WANT you to be able to type fast. They thought that by scrambling up everything, you would have to take more time to type, and thus saving writing from becoming obsolete, which was their fear at the time.
Little did they know that people would adapt to the keyboard. And thus ends finns history lesson of the day. -------------------- George Bush- the world's worst winner.
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Mar 29 2004, 07:22 PM
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 : P> Group: Moderators Posts: 2,352 Joined: 5-March 04 From: Derby Member No.: 991 Gender: Secret |
I thought it was cos typewriters were retarded and broke cos people typed too fast, so they mixed up the keys, then people got used to the mixed up layout and didnt want to go back?
-------------------- I am Candice's asw emo e-husband, real life actual husband and all around awesome person, Funked)Out_Frogg's e-paramour. Snugglebum's harem slave. Candice and gothictheysay are my e-pimps.
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Mar 29 2004, 07:48 PM
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Bleeg? Group: New Members Posts: 374 Joined: 21-March 04 From: OH MY GOD WHERE AM I?!?!?! Member No.: 1,021 |
It's none of those. Some guy was just retarded.
-------------------- >(|||> Pround owner of the Uber-carrot! Ph34r it! Come closer. . . so I can slap the sh*t out of you! . . . do I LOOK like a friggin people person? Bumper stickers are so lame. . . Bumper STICKS are where it's at! You should duct tape a stick to your bumper and be like me!
. . . I'm hearing voices but all they do is complain. . . What if I had a mustard-drenched cucumber tied to my leg and I did not want my pants to get dirty? Ya better checkety-check yourself before ya wreckety-wreck yourself! Once you finally create something original, someone comes along and steals it. . . not to say that's a BAD thing. . . |
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Mar 31 2004, 05:03 PM
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Bleeg? Group: New Members Posts: 374 Joined: 21-March 04 From: OH MY GOD WHERE AM I?!?!?! Member No.: 1,021 |
Does anyone want to answer or did they just agree with me right then and there?
-------------------- >(|||> Pround owner of the Uber-carrot! Ph34r it! Come closer. . . so I can slap the sh*t out of you! . . . do I LOOK like a friggin people person? Bumper stickers are so lame. . . Bumper STICKS are where it's at! You should duct tape a stick to your bumper and be like me!
. . . I'm hearing voices but all they do is complain. . . What if I had a mustard-drenched cucumber tied to my leg and I did not want my pants to get dirty? Ya better checkety-check yourself before ya wreckety-wreck yourself! Once you finally create something original, someone comes along and steals it. . . not to say that's a BAD thing. . . |
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Mar 31 2004, 08:30 PM
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 Worrying Group: New Members Posts: 117 Joined: 17-September 03 Member No.: 604 |
Yeah I heard that if they had the letters in order people typed too fast and the keys got stuck together. So yup, retarded keys.
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Apr 2 2004, 12:46 AM
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Super advanced member Group: New Members Posts: 95 Joined: 22-March 04 From: I live in Colorado. Get over it. Member No.: 1,028 |
Keyboards are now boring.
Shut up. You know nothing, foolish idiot. Is that redundant? Yes it is. So why don't you shut up? Your life is nothing but torment and deceit. If you didn't control half my brain I'd have half a mind to kill you. Well that is just stupid in it's entirety. You only have half a mind! you couldn't have a whole mind to kill me, since I OWN half of Jesse's mind. Although my massive intellegence does not spread to your side of our skull, you must understand that I have the extensive vocabulary side. I am terribly sorry to make you sound ignorant, but you are a true idiot, now. That's just plain mean, Kaitlynne. Besides, you think that keyboards are interesting. I control the body Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays, so I say that this part of my incredibly daft topic is over. Besides......wait, I lost my train of thought....  Ah, see? Besides, one needs not be active to be intelligent. In case you have forgotten, you control the active part of the body EVERY day. You really are the stupid one, are you not? Oh wait, I forgot that you only understand contractions. Sorry. And please, I wish I could have named myself. I HATE the name Kaitlynne. Please call me Laine. It's a better name. When I take over the world, it will not be called Earth: it will be called Laineville! Well, if I control the body every day of the week, how did you manage to get drunk last week? Remember? You were raving mad! Remember?! Erm. . . . you were. . . . uh. . . .dreaming. I cannot get drunk. It would make me a fool. See? I love being the poetic and interesting side. Yes. Dreaming. Yes, that is it. Dreaming. -------------------- *twitch*
>(|||> The Uber-Carrot attacks! Authors. Even the sane ones are nuts. |
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Apr 2 2004, 12:52 AM
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 Is conformity, consumption, and obedience really that bad? Group: New Members Posts: 1,788 Joined: 10-October 03 Member No.: 644 |
There were various types of keyboards. The dvorak typewriter never caught on, however it was popular, just not able to out do QWERTY.
What would you prefer? An alphabetic keyboard? It'd be inefficient. QWERTY is pretty efficient when you think about it, common words and letter combinations are placed together. -------------------- Still around, just lurking.
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Apr 2 2004, 01:35 AM
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Bleeg? Group: New Members Posts: 374 Joined: 21-March 04 From: OH MY GOD WHERE AM I?!?!?! Member No.: 1,021 |
Oh shut up you make Laine and Jesse sound less smart.
-------------------- >(|||> Pround owner of the Uber-carrot! Ph34r it! Come closer. . . so I can slap the sh*t out of you! . . . do I LOOK like a friggin people person? Bumper stickers are so lame. . . Bumper STICKS are where it's at! You should duct tape a stick to your bumper and be like me!
. . . I'm hearing voices but all they do is complain. . . What if I had a mustard-drenched cucumber tied to my leg and I did not want my pants to get dirty? Ya better checkety-check yourself before ya wreckety-wreck yourself! Once you finally create something original, someone comes along and steals it. . . not to say that's a BAD thing. . . |
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Apr 2 2004, 03:01 AM
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Is conformity, consumption, and obedience really that bad? Group: New Members Posts: 1,788 Joined: 10-October 03 Member No.: 644 |
Then I apologize for having useless knowledge. I'll never do it again.
 
-------------------- Still around, just lurking.
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Apr 2 2004, 07:54 PM
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Bleeg? Group: New Members Posts: 374 Joined: 21-March 04 From: OH MY GOD WHERE AM I?!?!?! Member No.: 1,021 |
Useless knowledge is good. . .. . just Laine and Jesse like being smart, I think. It's probably wise not to share useless knowledge because if you do Laine will take over the world and kill you.
-------------------- >(|||> Pround owner of the Uber-carrot! Ph34r it! Come closer. . . so I can slap the sh*t out of you! . . . do I LOOK like a friggin people person? Bumper stickers are so lame. . . Bumper STICKS are where it's at! You should duct tape a stick to your bumper and be like me!
. . . I'm hearing voices but all they do is complain. . . What if I had a mustard-drenched cucumber tied to my leg and I did not want my pants to get dirty? Ya better checkety-check yourself before ya wreckety-wreck yourself! Once you finally create something original, someone comes along and steals it. . . not to say that's a BAD thing. . . |
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Apr 2 2004, 08:19 PM
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Super advanced member Group: New Members Posts: 95 Joined: 22-March 04 From: I live in Colorado. Get over it. Member No.: 1,028 |
Ignorance is bliss.
 Ignorance is not bliss. It is stupid. So everyone should go to my convieniently placed brainwashing facilities so that you wouldn't have to think for yourselves! Just imagine, never having a stupid thought, for I will control your minds!  No, ignorance is still bliss. Stupidity is fun. Don't worry about useless knowledge. My brain is absolutely filled with it! Whatever. I am still amazed that your attention span has enough copacity as to finish a sentence. I'm sure that soon a small paper bag will blow by and you will be occupied for a good while. One of these days I'm having surgury. I don't use your half anyway, so I'll get it removed. You will be stuck in a jar for all of eternity. I wait patiently for the day. 
-------------------- *twitch*
>(|||> The Uber-Carrot attacks! Authors. Even the sane ones are nuts. |
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Apr 3 2004, 06:24 PM
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Bleeg? Group: New Members Posts: 374 Joined: 21-March 04 From: OH MY GOD WHERE AM I?!?!?! Member No.: 1,021 |
Wow. Jesse, you better control Laine. I think she might kill everyone and then the world will be empty. She seems very. . . . . angry. Yes, angry.
-------------------- >(|||> Pround owner of the Uber-carrot! Ph34r it! Come closer. . . so I can slap the sh*t out of you! . . . do I LOOK like a friggin people person? Bumper stickers are so lame. . . Bumper STICKS are where it's at! You should duct tape a stick to your bumper and be like me!
. . . I'm hearing voices but all they do is complain. . . What if I had a mustard-drenched cucumber tied to my leg and I did not want my pants to get dirty? Ya better checkety-check yourself before ya wreckety-wreck yourself! Once you finally create something original, someone comes along and steals it. . . not to say that's a BAD thing. . . |
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