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Apr 4 2004, 04:00 AM
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![]() Is conformity, consumption, and obedience really that bad? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: New Members Posts: 1,788 Joined: 10-October 03 Member No.: 644 |
Granted, you can think of music to download, and then an angel kills you for downloading. The moral? Don't download.
I wish I had someone to talk to, bored out of mind. -------------------- Still around, just lurking.
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Apr 4 2004, 04:10 AM
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![]() Worrying ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: New Members Posts: 115 Joined: 31-January 04 Member No.: 907 |
You get to talk to me, yay! Thats the good news and the bad news.
I wish I had a Bradley Fighting Vehicle. -------------------- Spastic 21 year old seeking fun adventures, good at oral sex. Apply within.
AIM : SeeAtariRun .. Talk to me. I don't bite, though I don't mind being bitten. Avatar 'borrowed' from Megatokyo Fanart Archive |
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Apr 4 2004, 05:16 AM
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![]() living in your basement, eating your candy hearts ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 3,418 Joined: 23-February 04 From: cloud cuckoo land Member No.: 959 Gender: Female |
You are granted one but it breaks beyond repair automatically.
I wish my music-playing programs would work. -------------------- Being corrupted by candice since 2004
teal and orange is the way forward |
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Apr 4 2004, 06:12 AM
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![]() Name, rank and press affiliation... nothing else. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: New Members Posts: 734 Joined: 23-August 03 From: Go over to your window... see that guy hurling live land crabs at you? That's me! Member No.: 554 |
Wish granted... but now it plays nothing but London Calling by The Clash over and over again. And you can't turn it off... even when the computer is off and the speakers are unplugged it still plays...
On second thoughts maybe you're just insane... I wish I was an onion. -------------------- |
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Apr 4 2004, 01:32 PM
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: P> ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 2,352 Joined: 5-March 04 From: Derby Member No.: 991 Gender: Secret |
Wish granted, but someone comes along and eats you.
I wish life wasnt so boring -------------------- I am Candice's asw emo e-husband, real life actual husband and all around awesome person, Funked)Out_Frogg's e-paramour. Snugglebum's harem slave. Candice and gothictheysay are my e-pimps.
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Apr 4 2004, 01:40 PM
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dream to make believe ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 2,522 Joined: 12-January 04 From: England Member No.: 863 Gender: Female |
granted but it becomes so exciting that you have so much to do in so little time that you implode
I wish I didn't have to drive my brother all over the place (grr) -------------------- |
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Apr 4 2004, 02:15 PM
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Pocky Ninja Master ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 3,438 Joined: 31-March 03 From: The relm of insanity Member No.: 205 |
granted the geine distroys your car so you wont have to.
I wish I never had to go back to shool -------------------- DDR MASTER
I am the Pocky Ninja Master |>34|2 |)4 |\|!\|\J4 My new minoin is MATA I snached him first YAH!!! A member of Mr Snaffleburger Death Cult I have a acid bunny named fluffy the distroyer I have a Vadka Imp named Jenifer she give me tasty jucies and sell well (yummm Vadka) I peadged to ish go ish click for pic (sorry, the pic's a little too big...debs) |
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Apr 4 2004, 02:19 PM
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![]() living in your basement, eating your candy hearts ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 3,418 Joined: 23-February 04 From: cloud cuckoo land Member No.: 959 Gender: Female |
You don't, but you forget a lot of stuff being away from school and end up with a fifth-grade education digging ditches.
I wish my father would stop being addicted to computer pinball -------------------- Being corrupted by candice since 2004
teal and orange is the way forward |
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Apr 4 2004, 03:36 PM
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![]() Name, rank and press affiliation... nothing else. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: New Members Posts: 734 Joined: 23-August 03 From: Go over to your window... see that guy hurling live land crabs at you? That's me! Member No.: 554 |
Wish granted! Your father moves onto harder stuff, like heroin... Kids, pinball is a gateway drug.
I wish I had some smack. Just a taste... -------------------- |
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Apr 4 2004, 03:39 PM
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Remorseless posting machine ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 5,749 Joined: 19-July 03 From: Bloody London Member No.: 466 Gender: Male |
Wish granted. You get a smack. Upside the head. That'll teach you to be ambiguous when dealing with genies.
I wish I could find my old copy of Sam and Max Hit The Road. -------------------- Every sort of expert knowledge and every inquiry, and similarly every action and undertaking, seems to seek some good. Because of that, people are right to affirm that the good is 'that which all things seek'...
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Apr 4 2004, 03:42 PM
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![]() Name, rank and press affiliation... nothing else. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: New Members Posts: 734 Joined: 23-August 03 From: Go over to your window... see that guy hurling live land crabs at you? That's me! Member No.: 554 |
You find it, you are happy, you eat some cerial, wash up, go to bed...
... ... ... And then something really terrible happens. I wish it wasn't late so I didn't have to listen to music on headphones. -------------------- |
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Apr 4 2004, 03:44 PM
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Remorseless posting machine ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 5,749 Joined: 19-July 03 From: Bloody London Member No.: 466 Gender: Male |
Granted! It's now the beginning of Time. However, you don't appreciate this as you're immediately obliterated into your component subatomic particles by the Big Bang.
I wish I had a bong. -------------------- Every sort of expert knowledge and every inquiry, and similarly every action and undertaking, seems to seek some good. Because of that, people are right to affirm that the good is 'that which all things seek'...
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Apr 4 2004, 03:49 PM
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![]() Name, rank and press affiliation... nothing else. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: New Members Posts: 734 Joined: 23-August 03 From: Go over to your window... see that guy hurling live land crabs at you? That's me! Member No.: 554 |
Wish granted. I come over to London and give you mine.
Then the cops break down your door and bust us both for cultivating opium. I wish for revolution and a burger. -------------------- |
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Apr 4 2004, 03:51 PM
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dream to make believe ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 2,522 Joined: 12-January 04 From: England Member No.: 863 Gender: Female |
granted but you spin so much that you puke up your burger
I wish the next 19 hours go really quickly -------------------- |
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Apr 4 2004, 03:56 PM
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![]() living in your basement, eating your candy hearts ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 3,418 Joined: 23-February 04 From: cloud cuckoo land Member No.: 959 Gender: Female |
QUOTE Wish granted! Your father moves onto harder stuff, like heroin... Kids, pinball is a gateway drug. Here's your revolution. Here's your burger. Umm, I want a revolution and a burger too. But *your* burger gives you food sickness. I wish I had something yummy to eat. I can't think of anything to eat - probably a first. -------------------- Being corrupted by candice since 2004
teal and orange is the way forward |
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Apr 4 2004, 03:57 PM
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![]() living in your basement, eating your candy hearts ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 3,418 Joined: 23-February 04 From: cloud cuckoo land Member No.: 959 Gender: Female |
BAH! FOILED AGAIN!
The 19 hours go past really fast, so fast there's no time to pee. Your bladder cramps up and stops working. *keeps above wish* snoo, you person who types faster than me! While I was laughing at Juice. -------------------- Being corrupted by candice since 2004
teal and orange is the way forward |
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Apr 4 2004, 04:04 PM
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![]() Name, rank and press affiliation... nothing else. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: New Members Posts: 734 Joined: 23-August 03 From: Go over to your window... see that guy hurling live land crabs at you? That's me! Member No.: 554 |
You think of something! That something is Catsup... in a bowl.... with Malk...
Yes, TWO brands of food from The Simpsons... And now with vitamin K. I wish I had a cat. -------------------- |
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Apr 4 2004, 04:05 PM
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Remorseless posting machine ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 5,749 Joined: 19-July 03 From: Bloody London Member No.: 466 Gender: Male |
You have a cat. A tiger. It claws out your eyes.
I wish I could play guitar. -------------------- Every sort of expert knowledge and every inquiry, and similarly every action and undertaking, seems to seek some good. Because of that, people are right to affirm that the good is 'that which all things seek'...
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Apr 4 2004, 04:44 PM
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![]() Advice for the young at heart ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Apr 4 2004, 04:04 PM) I wish I could play guitar. Wish granted! Your guitar playing skills are suddenly wondrous and highly accalaimed. Fans accumulate around you, wanting to learn from the master. You no longer have a private life, and you can't take the pressure. Your nervous breakdown sends you plummeting, and you smash your guitar up. Your fans get scared and start listening to Westlife. I wish I could go to sleep now. -------------------- |
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Apr 4 2004, 04:46 PM
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Remorseless posting machine ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 5,749 Joined: 19-July 03 From: Bloody London Member No.: 466 Gender: Male |
Granted. You go to sleep. It is very dark. You are eaten by a grue.
(please tell me I'm not the only one who gets that...) I wish I could hit an A above high C. -------------------- Every sort of expert knowledge and every inquiry, and similarly every action and undertaking, seems to seek some good. Because of that, people are right to affirm that the good is 'that which all things seek'...
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Apr 4 2004, 04:56 PM
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: P> ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 2,352 Joined: 5-March 04 From: Derby Member No.: 991 Gender: Secret |
You suddenly can but you hit it so hard it bounces back and knocks your teeth out (curse those ambigious genies)
I wish I could find the last disk of Sam & Max *cries* -------------------- I am Candice's asw emo e-husband, real life actual husband and all around awesome person, Funked)Out_Frogg's e-paramour. Snugglebum's harem slave. Candice and gothictheysay are my e-pimps.
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Apr 4 2004, 04:59 PM
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Remorseless posting machine ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 5,749 Joined: 19-July 03 From: Bloody London Member No.: 466 Gender: Male |
You find it! Then you post about it on the forums, and I steal it.
I wish I could discover whether or not prawns really are mammals. -------------------- Every sort of expert knowledge and every inquiry, and similarly every action and undertaking, seems to seek some good. Because of that, people are right to affirm that the good is 'that which all things seek'...
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Apr 4 2004, 05:15 PM
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![]() Name, rank and press affiliation... nothing else. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: New Members Posts: 734 Joined: 23-August 03 From: Go over to your window... see that guy hurling live land crabs at you? That's me! Member No.: 554 |
Juice tells you they are crayfish, then realises he has no idea either.
I wish I could somehow make windows media player not loop songs... have to be paying attention not to get a good dose of the first bit again -------------------- |
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Apr 4 2004, 05:31 PM
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![]() Superterriffic. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 394 Joined: 2-April 04 Member No.: 1,052 Gender: Female |
You figure it out----and then the computer explodes and there is no more access to Matazone for you.
I wish I was in a Dr Suess book. -------------------- [center]Lets all get drunk, tonight.[/center]
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Apr 4 2004, 05:44 PM
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![]() Samauri Teapain ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 2,172 Joined: 3-January 04 From: In a Cardboard box under my bed. Member No.: 844 Gender: Male |
Granted, but you become stuck and unable to escape from the endless riddles and rhymes.
I wish I wasn't such a Pyromaniac. -------------------- @>-'--,--Cath and gothictheysay are my E-Teapotettes.@>-'--,--
Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( ) "I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell." A proud Viking never stops masturbating. Taking over Matazone Forums since 2011. |
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