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 Apr 2 2004, 12:17 AM
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 <3  Group: Established Members Posts: 1,021 Joined: 20-December 03 From: Upstate New York Member No.: 806 Gender: Female  |
Okay. I got the idea from another forum. Here is how you play:
I wish for something good. Then you reply that my wish is granted but in a bad way. Here's an example: My post: I wish that I had a million dollars. Your post: Wish granted! But the money is actually from a robbery and now you're spending the rest of your life in jail. I wish I had magical spork. Next post: Wish granted! But it ends up poking you in the eye. Too bad you can't see now. I wish.... Get the picture? Okay so I guess I'll start. I wish I could defy gravity. --------------------  Dance, kitteh, dance!   |
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Apr 2 2004, 12:32 AM
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 Is conformity, consumption, and obedience really that bad? Group: New Members Posts: 1,788 Joined: 10-October 03 Member No.: 644 |
You can defy gravity, but no longer can you obey it. You jump and float forever into the sky.
Oooh forgot I wish I could control the destinies of one million people. -------------------- Still around, just lurking.
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Apr 2 2004, 12:33 AM
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<3 Group: Established Members Posts: 1,021 Joined: 20-December 03 From: Upstate New York Member No.: 806 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Sir Maxerpopple @ Apr 1 2004, 07:31 PM) You can defy gravity, but no longer can you obey it. You jump and float forever into the sky. *whispers* ((okay now you have to make a wish)) -------------------- Dance, kitteh, dance! |
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Apr 2 2004, 12:34 AM
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 Advanced Member Group: New Members Posts: 41 Joined: 28-March 04 From: Cloud-9 Member No.: 1,040 |
Granted. But sadly your destiny creation conteracts the ACTUAL destiny they were supposed to undergo, thus creating a dimensional split and making 2 worlds, both opposites of each other. The other you eventually finds a way to your dimension, and assassinates you (probably with a rusty fish or something) and takes control of the people you once had.
I wish I had a car. -------------------- HAH! Look at Gothictheysay's sig! I'm in blue! I'm so great.
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Apr 2 2004, 12:43 AM
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Is conformity, consumption, and obedience really that bad? Group: New Members Posts: 1,788 Joined: 10-October 03 Member No.: 644 |
Turns out your car has been posessed by demons, and it cannot be controlled by any mortal man.
I wish I could play an instrument -------------------- Still around, just lurking.
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Apr 2 2004, 12:52 AM
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<3 Group: Established Members Posts: 1,021 Joined: 20-December 03 From: Upstate New York Member No.: 806 Gender: Female |
Wish granted! However, you play so horribly that you are exiled to the moon.
I wish I had a lovely bunch of coconuts. -------------------- Dance, kitteh, dance! |
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Apr 2 2004, 12:56 AM
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Is conformity, consumption, and obedience really that bad? Group: New Members Posts: 1,788 Joined: 10-October 03 Member No.: 644 |
The coconuts give you horrible allergies, you swell into a balloon.
I wish I could kill bunnies like Sarah -------------------- Still around, just lurking.
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Apr 2 2004, 01:06 AM
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 Bleeg? Group: New Members Posts: 374 Joined: 21-March 04 From: OH MY GOD WHERE AM I?!?!?! Member No.: 1,021 |
^granted but the bunnies are dead so she hurts you.
I wish I was pacman. -------------------- >(|||> Pround owner of the Uber-carrot! Ph34r it! Come closer. . . so I can slap the sh*t out of you! . . . do I LOOK like a friggin people person? Bumper stickers are so lame. . . Bumper STICKS are where it's at! You should duct tape a stick to your bumper and be like me!
. . . I'm hearing voices but all they do is complain. . . What if I had a mustard-drenched cucumber tied to my leg and I did not want my pants to get dirty? Ya better checkety-check yourself before ya wreckety-wreck yourself! Once you finally create something original, someone comes along and steals it. . . not to say that's a BAD thing. . . |
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Apr 2 2004, 01:24 AM
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 Worrying Group: New Members Posts: 115 Joined: 31-January 04 Member No.: 907 |
*Does 'I Dream of Genie' head nod*
Viola, you meet your perfect man. He's smart, sexy, and charming. He brings you fresh roses and takes you on moonlit walks. He constantly calls to remind you how much he loves you. Unfortunetly, he's married and has a little girl. I wish I had a puppy! -------------------- Spastic 21 year old seeking fun adventures, good at oral sex. Apply within.
AIM : SeeAtariRun .. Talk to me. I don't bite, though I don't mind being bitten. Avatar 'borrowed' from Megatokyo Fanart Archive |
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Apr 2 2004, 01:25 AM
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 living in your basement, eating your candy hearts Group: Established Members Posts: 3,418 Joined: 23-February 04 From: cloud cuckoo land Member No.: 959 Gender: Female |
MUAHAHAHAHA!
You now have a boyfriend, but he is so boring he makes your head bleed, and he's pretty ugly. Also, he picks his nose. I wish could get enough sleep. -------------------- Being corrupted by candice since 2004
teal and orange is the way forward |
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Apr 2 2004, 01:26 AM
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living in your basement, eating your candy hearts Group: Established Members Posts: 3,418 Joined: 23-February 04 From: cloud cuckoo land Member No.: 959 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Atari @ Apr 1 2004, 07:23 PM) *Does 'I Dream of Genie' head nod* Viola, you meet your perfect man. He's smart, sexy, and charming. He brings you fresh roses and takes you on moonlit walks. He constantly calls to remind you how much he loves you. Unfortunetly, he's married and has a little girl. I wish I had a puppy! NO! You did it before me! Fine. You get your puppy. But he becomes president and doesn't appoint you to his cabinet. Now, gimme my sleep. 
-------------------- Being corrupted by candice since 2004
teal and orange is the way forward |
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Apr 2 2004, 01:33 AM
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Bleeg? Group: New Members Posts: 374 Joined: 21-March 04 From: OH MY GOD WHERE AM I?!?!?! Member No.: 1,021 |
yOUR WISH IS uhhh. . .. . .granted?
You get sleep but is internal. You never wake up. Plus, you have to listen to CLASSICAL music as you sleep!!!! God no!!!! I wish I knew what to wish! -------------------- >(|||> Pround owner of the Uber-carrot! Ph34r it! Come closer. . . so I can slap the sh*t out of you! . . . do I LOOK like a friggin people person? Bumper stickers are so lame. . . Bumper STICKS are where it's at! You should duct tape a stick to your bumper and be like me!
. . . I'm hearing voices but all they do is complain. . . What if I had a mustard-drenched cucumber tied to my leg and I did not want my pants to get dirty? Ya better checkety-check yourself before ya wreckety-wreck yourself! Once you finally create something original, someone comes along and steals it. . . not to say that's a BAD thing. . . |
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Apr 2 2004, 02:57 AM
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living in your basement, eating your candy hearts Group: Established Members Posts: 3,418 Joined: 23-February 04 From: cloud cuckoo land Member No.: 959 Gender: Female |
Hey, that actually doesn't sound too bad. Classical's cool with me.
Um, you know what to wish, but then you wish it, it's granted, and you have a panic attack realizing that wasn't what you wanted to wish. I wish my back would stop hurting like a motherf***. -------------------- Being corrupted by candice since 2004
teal and orange is the way forward |
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Apr 2 2004, 05:36 AM
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 never enough yaoi in the world... Group: New Members Posts: 233 Joined: 10-December 03 From: Manitoba Member No.: 783 |
Your wish is granted! But that's because when you had the surgery to make your back stop hurting, they accidentally severed your spinal cord and now you are paralized from the neck down. No pain now!
I wish I had a better sense of fashion. |
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Apr 2 2004, 09:03 AM
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 Samauri Teapain Group: Established Members Posts: 2,172 Joined: 3-January 04 From: In a Cardboard box under my bed. Member No.: 844 Gender: Male |
Wish Granted! But your fashion sense develops into using household objects as clothes, you go from binliners, to fruitbowls to finally covering yourself in masses of tinfoil and cutlery. On passing a magnet store you are now stuck to its window.
I wish I had a tidy room. -------------------- @>-'--,--Cath and gothictheysay are my E-Teapotettes.@>-'--,--
Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( ) "I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell." A proud Viking never stops masturbating. Taking over Matazone Forums since 2011. |
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Apr 2 2004, 12:08 PM
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 Name, rank and press affiliation... nothing else. Group: New Members Posts: 734 Joined: 23-August 03 From: Go over to your window... see that guy hurling live land crabs at you? That's me! Member No.: 554 |
Your wish is granted. But now your room is soooo tidy there isn't anything in it. Your parents come home and ask you what you did with all your stuff, you lie to them and say that it all got stolen. But they don't believe you and automatically assume you sold it all to support your soy sauce habit and lock you in the basement.
I wish I was a crustacian. --------------------  Vote CPUSA for a free, democratic and socialist America |
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Apr 2 2004, 12:48 PM
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<3 Group: Established Members Posts: 1,021 Joined: 20-December 03 From: Upstate New York Member No.: 806 Gender: Female |
Wish granted! But as you are crawling on the beach a seagull plucks you up and eats you alive. What a horrible way to die.
I wish I had telepathic powers. -------------------- Dance, kitteh, dance! |
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Apr 2 2004, 01:53 PM
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Name, rank and press affiliation... nothing else. Group: New Members Posts: 734 Joined: 23-August 03 From: Go over to your window... see that guy hurling live land crabs at you? That's me! Member No.: 554 |
Wish granted, but now you can't stop hearing everyone's thoughts... you wander the streets at night, completely insane, muttering to yourself and eating out of rubbish bins.
I wish I had a hat on my head. -------------------- Vote CPUSA for a free, democratic and socialist America |
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Apr 2 2004, 03:45 PM
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 I post more than I speak Group: Established Members Posts: 8,738 Joined: 10-March 03 Member No.: 116 |
granted. but the hat is so amazingly ugly that people throw rocks at you.
i wish my hair was longer. --------------------  |
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Apr 2 2004, 03:56 PM
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 Super advanced member Group: New Members Posts: 63 Joined: 31-December 03 From: Canada Member No.: 835 |
wish granted!
But once your hair starts growing it never stops, and one day while descending down the stairs you get caught in it and fall down 5 flights of stairs to your doom. I wish I was taller. -------------------- I'm your toy,
your 20th century boy.. |
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Apr 2 2004, 04:14 PM
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 souped on the beat Group: New Members Posts: 217 Joined: 13-November 03 From: Raleigh, NC Member No.: 712 |
Congratulations!
you are now taller! (you are also a baller, and you have a girl who looks good so you can call her) unfortunately, much like gandalf in a world of hobbits, you hit your head on every doorway and light fixture, giving you a sort of permanent concussion. you are walking brain damage, it appears. I wish i could eat anything i want and not get fat. -------------------- We will start with the firemen, and then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion...
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Apr 2 2004, 04:23 PM
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Name, rank and press affiliation... nothing else. Group: New Members Posts: 734 Joined: 23-August 03 From: Go over to your window... see that guy hurling live land crabs at you? That's me! Member No.: 554 |
Yay! Your wish has been granted! You go to the local supermarket and eat everything in sight... and it turns out I'm just some talentless hack who lied to you. You get fat... serves you right for believing that I could grant wishes.
 I wish I didn't have a cold right now... -------------------- Vote CPUSA for a free, democratic and socialist America |
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Apr 2 2004, 05:00 PM
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living in your basement, eating your candy hearts Group: Established Members Posts: 3,418 Joined: 23-February 04 From: cloud cuckoo land Member No.: 959 Gender: Female |
Your cold disappears. And is replaced with a deadly influenza.
I wish I didn't feel so limp and out of it. -------------------- Being corrupted by candice since 2004
teal and orange is the way forward |
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Apr 2 2004, 05:18 PM
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 I've been brainwashed Group: Admin Posts: 4,120 Joined: 10-August 03 From: Cheshire Member No.: 526 Gender: Secret |
*bewitch nose wiggle*
You got it. But you now so hyper and with it that your grating on everyones nerves that they shoot you! I wish I had some where to go tonight! -------------------- How would you feel about life if Death was your older sister? You're only young once but you can stay immature indefinetly!!!!
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Apr 2 2004, 05:29 PM
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living in your basement, eating your candy hearts Group: Established Members Posts: 3,418 Joined: 23-February 04 From: cloud cuckoo land Member No.: 959 Gender: Female |
You get somewhere to go, but it's facedown in a garbage can because some bullies drag you into an alley.
I wish I wasn't so confused. -------------------- Being corrupted by candice since 2004
teal and orange is the way forward |
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