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 Apr 26 2004, 02:52 PM
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 Kiefer > Jason  Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female  |
What do you think?
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Apr 26 2004, 02:53 PM
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 Obsessive Group: New Members Posts: 298 Joined: 29-December 03 From: Oxford, England Member No.: 828 |
It's four, isn't it? *feels compelled to look it up*
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Apr 26 2004, 02:56 PM
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 si hoc legere scis ninium eruditionis habes Group: New Members Posts: 2,475 Joined: 17-April 03 From: 41° 36' N 83° 48' W Member No.: 252 Gender: Female |
oh oh!!! i know! i know, pick me! <jumps and waves arms>
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Apr 26 2004, 03:01 PM
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Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (phoenix @ Apr 26 2004, 06:55 AM) oh oh!!! i know! i know, pick me! <jumps and waves arms> I don't know if you keep jumping up and down like that I may not call on you simply for the sure enjoyment of all those who would like to see you continue jumping up and down. 
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Apr 26 2004, 03:03 PM
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 Duck Hunter S Thompson Group: Admin Posts: 3,417 Joined: 28-February 03 From: Lovely, rainy, Seattle Member No.: 71 Gender: Male |
Six. If you get three cows, and stand them side by side, their udders look like the devil.
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Apr 26 2004, 03:06 PM
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si hoc legere scis ninium eruditionis habes Group: New Members Posts: 2,475 Joined: 17-April 03 From: 41° 36' N 83° 48' W Member No.: 252 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (LoLo @ Apr 26 2004, 11:00 AM) QUOTE (phoenix @ Apr 26 2004, 06:55 AM) oh oh!!! i know! i know, pick me! <jumps and waves arms> I don't know if you keep jumping up and down like that I may not call on you simply for the sure enjoyment of all those who would like to see you continue jumping up and down. <stops jumping>  <raises hand ever so nicely> please ma'am, call upon me to answer thy question, for i know the answer that you request  <mumbles> "who do we appr.." -------------------- You are a wealthy crook and want to take over the world, you:
[A] Steal the secret plans to the U.S. Strategic Defense Initiative and hold the world ransom for $1,000,000,000. [B] Own Microsoft [C] Plant subliminal messages in the news Tom Brokaw reads every night: "(((send $1 to PO Box 426, Missoula, MT 59806)))" [D] Capture the only man in the universe who can stop you, tell him your plans, then place him in an easily escapable situation with an air duct linking him to every country in the Northern Hemisphere and leave him alone. |
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Apr 26 2004, 03:07 PM
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Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Jonman @ Apr 26 2004, 07:02 AM) Six. If you get three cows, and stand them side by side, their udders look like the devil. They don't look like the devil on a regular basis only in threes? **calls on phoenix**
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Apr 26 2004, 03:13 PM
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Duck Hunter S Thompson Group: Admin Posts: 3,417 Joined: 28-February 03 From: Lovely, rainy, Seattle Member No.: 71 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (LoLo @ Apr 26 2004, 08:06 AM) QUOTE (Jonman @ Apr 26 2004, 07:02 AM) Six. If you get three cows, and stand them side by side, their udders look like the devil. They don't look like the devil on a regular basis only in threes? **calls on phoenix** Yup. Only in threes. If you get six of them, you can make 2 devilses. Also, if you play a cow backwards, it sounds like the devil. Or maybe I'm getting a little confused. -------------------- Nearly two years in - about time for a new AV
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Apr 26 2004, 03:17 PM
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si hoc legere scis ninium eruditionis habes Group: New Members Posts: 2,475 Joined: 17-April 03 From: 41° 36' N 83° 48' W Member No.: 252 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Jonman @ Apr 26 2004, 11:12 AM) QUOTE (LoLo @ Apr 26 2004, 08:06 AM) QUOTE (Jonman @ Apr 26 2004, 07:02 AM) Six. If you get three cows, and stand them side by side, their udders look like the devil. They don't look like the devil on a regular basis only in threes? **calls on phoenix** Yup. Only in threes. If you get six of them, you can make 2 devilses. Also, if you play a cow backwards, it sounds like the devil. Or maybe I'm getting a little confused. that only works if the wind is blowing west and it is a quarter moon <lowers hand> 42!
-------------------- You are a wealthy crook and want to take over the world, you:
[A] Steal the secret plans to the U.S. Strategic Defense Initiative and hold the world ransom for $1,000,000,000. [B] Own Microsoft [C] Plant subliminal messages in the news Tom Brokaw reads every night: "(((send $1 to PO Box 426, Missoula, MT 59806)))" [D] Capture the only man in the universe who can stop you, tell him your plans, then place him in an easily escapable situation with an air duct linking him to every country in the Northern Hemisphere and leave him alone. |
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Apr 26 2004, 03:23 PM
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Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
I thought cows were evil before but now now I'm just blown away.
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Apr 26 2004, 03:27 PM
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Duck Hunter S Thompson Group: Admin Posts: 3,417 Joined: 28-February 03 From: Lovely, rainy, Seattle Member No.: 71 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (phoenix @ Apr 26 2004, 08:16 AM) QUOTE (Jonman @ Apr 26 2004, 11:12 AM) QUOTE (LoLo @ Apr 26 2004, 08:06 AM) QUOTE (Jonman @ Apr 26 2004, 07:02 AM) Six. If you get three cows, and stand them side by side, their udders look like the devil. They don't look like the devil on a regular basis only in threes? **calls on phoenix** Yup. Only in threes. If you get six of them, you can make 2 devilses. Also, if you play a cow backwards, it sounds like the devil. Or maybe I'm getting a little confused. that only works if the wind is blowing west and it is a quarter moon <lowers hand> 42! and if they float, they're witches. Cows that is. Unless they're white bulls, in which case their probably just a randy pantheonic god out for a good time. [/spam] -------------------- Nearly two years in - about time for a new AV
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Apr 26 2004, 03:31 PM
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Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Jonman @ Apr 26 2004, 07:26 AM) [/spam] This is a silly topic anyway, feel free to spam with your evil knowledge of cows.
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Apr 26 2004, 03:35 PM
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 NyanNyanNyan Group: Established Members Posts: 2,157 Joined: 28-March 03 From: Dundee Member No.: 191 Gender: Male |
toppling them can be a very underrated enjoyable pastime...
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Apr 26 2004, 03:36 PM
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QUOTE (Jonman @ Apr 26 2004, 03:26 PM) QUOTE (phoenix @ Apr 26 2004, 08:16 AM) that only works if the wind is blowing west and it is a quarter moon <lowers hand> 42! and if they float, they're witches. Cows that is. Unless they're white bulls, in which case their probably just a randy pantheonic god out for a good time. [/spam] The updated test is to push them on their side (cow tipping) if they can get up they are evil and must be sentanced to forced implosion, if they can't get up they are good or balanced individuals and we should leave them alone. -------------------- @>-'--,--Cath and gothictheysay are my E-Teapotettes.@>-'--,--
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Apr 26 2004, 03:36 PM
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si hoc legere scis ninium eruditionis habes Group: New Members Posts: 2,475 Joined: 17-April 03 From: 41° 36' N 83° 48' W Member No.: 252 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Jonman @ Apr 26 2004, 11:26 AM) QUOTE (phoenix @ Apr 26 2004, 08:16 AM) QUOTE (Jonman @ Apr 26 2004, 11:12 AM) QUOTE (LoLo @ Apr 26 2004, 08:06 AM) QUOTE (Jonman @ Apr 26 2004, 07:02 AM) Six. If you get three cows, and stand them side by side, their udders look like the devil. They don't look like the devil on a regular basis only in threes? **calls on phoenix** Yup. Only in threes. If you get six of them, you can make 2 devilses. Also, if you play a cow backwards, it sounds like the devil. Or maybe I'm getting a little confused. that only works if the wind is blowing west and it is a quarter moon <lowers hand> 42! and if they float, they're witches. Cows that is. Unless they're white bulls, in which case their probably just a randy pantheonic god out for a good time. [/spam] you can also build bridges using cows, if they are white bulls they are still a randy pantheonic god out for a good time. -------------------- You are a wealthy crook and want to take over the world, you:
[A] Steal the secret plans to the U.S. Strategic Defense Initiative and hold the world ransom for $1,000,000,000. [B] Own Microsoft [C] Plant subliminal messages in the news Tom Brokaw reads every night: "(((send $1 to PO Box 426, Missoula, MT 59806)))" [D] Capture the only man in the universe who can stop you, tell him your plans, then place him in an easily escapable situation with an air duct linking him to every country in the Northern Hemisphere and leave him alone. |
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Apr 26 2004, 03:43 PM
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si hoc legere scis ninium eruditionis habes Group: New Members Posts: 2,475 Joined: 17-April 03 From: 41° 36' N 83° 48' W Member No.: 252 Gender: Female |
a cow once bit my sister...
no really! she was craving her intials on the cow with the sharpen end of a interspace toothbrush given to her by Svenge, her brother-in-law and also dentist and star of meny Norwegian movies- "the hot hands of olso the dentist", "fillings of passion", the huge molars of Horst Nordfink".... -------------------- You are a wealthy crook and want to take over the world, you:
[A] Steal the secret plans to the U.S. Strategic Defense Initiative and hold the world ransom for $1,000,000,000. [B] Own Microsoft [C] Plant subliminal messages in the news Tom Brokaw reads every night: "(((send $1 to PO Box 426, Missoula, MT 59806)))" [D] Capture the only man in the universe who can stop you, tell him your plans, then place him in an easily escapable situation with an air duct linking him to every country in the Northern Hemisphere and leave him alone. |
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Apr 26 2004, 04:02 PM
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googling for 'cow nipples' was such a bad idea...random pr0n and 2 headed cows aplenty
Interesting cow facts: If you drop a cow from a plane its terminal velocity is greater than the speed of sound, so to a person standing beneath said cow the last sound they will ever hear is 'oooooooooooooooom'. This is a major contributor to deaths from falling cows as everyone expects to hear 'moooooooooo' and thus doesnt associate 'oooooooooooooom' with danger! The gas of 10 cows would provide heating for a small house for a year -------------------- I am Candice's asw emo e-husband, real life actual husband and all around awesome person, Funked)Out_Frogg's e-paramour. Snugglebum's harem slave. Candice and gothictheysay are my e-pimps.
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Apr 26 2004, 04:27 PM
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Duck Hunter S Thompson Group: Admin Posts: 3,417 Joined: 28-February 03 From: Lovely, rainy, Seattle Member No.: 71 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (moop @ Apr 26 2004, 09:01 AM) googling for 'cow nipples' was such a bad idea...random pr0n and 2 headed cows aplenty Interesting cow facts: If you drop a cow from a plane its terminal velocity is greater than the speed of sound, so to a person standing beneath said cow the last sound they will ever hear is 'oooooooooooooooom'. This is a major contributor to deaths from falling cows as everyone expects to hear 'moooooooooo' and thus doesnt associate 'oooooooooooooom' with danger! The gas of 10 cows would provide heating for a small house for a year Even more interesting is that the turbulence induced when the cow's velocity reaches the transonic boundary would likely kill said cow, and if that didn't the transition into the supersonic region probably would. As a result, the person the (recently deceased) cow was about to land on would have no warning whatsoever. Unless they happened to look up, in which case they'd see the best part of a cow, in a cloud of cow bits headed their way faster than a 747. -------------------- Nearly two years in - about time for a new AV
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Apr 26 2004, 07:17 PM
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Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
Cows explode after dying. Their stomachs fill up with gas and they bloat until they eventually just kind of pop. I always found that interesting unless of course my grandpa's dog smokey found them before we did and would go and roll around in their remains. I'll give the answer to the nipples question when I get home from work.
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Apr 26 2004, 07:35 PM
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 F*cking with the best since 1996 Group: Established Members Posts: 2,614 Joined: 24-February 04 From: Wiltshire. UK Member No.: 962 Gender: Female |
Ummmm - not to be padantic but cow don't have nipples....
They have udders.  *quietly slinks away* -------------------- Art should be an expression of what humanity is capable of imagining - not limited to representing that which surrounds us - Demetrios Vakras
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Apr 26 2004, 08:25 PM
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 dream to make believe Group: Established Members Posts: 2,522 Joined: 12-January 04 From: England Member No.: 863 Gender: Female |
QUOTE Ummmm - not to be padantic but cow don't have nipples.... They have udders. But surely udders are just big nipples? They do the same thing for calves as they would for other species with nipples and then people came along and thought...hmm, with nipples such a convenient shape to milk really easily why don't we take advantage and breed cows to steal their milk for our own selfish needs, like being alergic to it cos milk is for babies and as we become adults we lose our tolerence of it (some people quite badly, others hardly at all)...and I just lost my train of thought [/rant] and I wish my cd player wouldn't open every time I so much as sneeze...or play with it with my feet...stupid thing [/spam] -------------------- |
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Apr 27 2004, 02:15 AM
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Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Snugglebum the Destroyer @ Apr 26 2004, 11:34 AM) Ummmm - not to be padantic but cow don't have nipples.... They have udders. *quietly slinks away* The udder is the thing that the nipples hang from. Each nipple is not an udder. The answer to this question is that a cow does in fact have 6 nipples. There are four ones that work and two little nubs that hang behind their legs but are also nipples, they just don't work. It's a funny story why I did this actually. At work we had this cow figure that had 8 nipples on it's udder. I turned to the lady that I work with that has her own farm and rodeos and asked her if they had 8 because I could have sworn they only had 4. She calls up her husband and has me on the other phone with it on mute listening the convo, and he says, "You're f__king kidding me right?" She went on about how it was a serious question and then he made a few other explicit comments and said that they had 6 nipps, 4 that work 2 that don't. She later told him that I was on the other phone listening and he walked off kind of pissed. This guy has no sense of humor whatsoever, or at least I thought he didn't. The next time he came in the store he looks at me and say, "I got a question for you. How many tits does a cow have." Still makes me giggle, so I made this poll.
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