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post Jul 25 2005, 12:30 AM
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I've had sex with my boyfriend sixty times. Including five times on a church mission trip.


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post Jul 25 2005, 05:21 PM
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QUOTE (beccareb @ Jul 24 2005, 05:30 PM)
I've had sex with my boyfriend sixty times.  Including five times on a church mission trip.
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I have no idea how many times I've had sex with my boyfriend.

Seriously...how do you keep track of something like that? Not to mention why? blink.gif I can see maybe remembering how many times in the past week, but all together? I would either lose count or stop counting because I felt pathetic for keeping track (though I doubt I'd start counting in the first place).

Oh, hmm. I just thought of something. Maybe if you had a certain amount of condoms, and you ran out. That would make more sense. Is that what happened?

Anyway, I was going to try to think of some TMI so I'd stay on topic, but you're all going to have to be content with the "I have no idea how many times I've had sex with my boyfriend" thing, cause I love snoo too much to traumatise her beyond repair in this thread. Carry on. ph34r.gif


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post Jul 25 2005, 08:33 PM
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I used to bite my nails to the point where they were literally flowing with blood, then sit at the back of class and suck them. AND this was before my "morbid" phase. Ick.


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post Jul 25 2005, 09:12 PM
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I've been slowly but surely picking skin off the tip of my nose following a nasty sunburn. It is a very gross habit, as I've got to stand up every few minutes to brush the dead skin off my clothes.


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post Jul 25 2005, 09:35 PM
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QUOTE (candice @ Jul 25 2005, 05:21 PM)
QUOTE (beccareb @ Jul 24 2005, 05:30 PM)
I've had sex with my boyfriend sixty times.  Including five times on a church mission trip.
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Anyway, I was going to try to think of some TMI so I'd stay on topic, but you're all going to have to be content with the "I have no idea how many times I've had sex with my boyfriend" thing, cause I love snoo too much to traumatise her beyond repair in this thread. Carry on. ph34r.gif
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I'm never leaving you two at home alone ever again. Stes bed shakes like crazy if you so much as sneeze so it would be pretty obvious from my room or the living room if you were up to something. Also I forbid you from ever entering the tent together. That is MY tent you sick people! I refused to do ANYTHING with Dan at download because I knew you were going to be using it soon after so if you taint my tent I will bite you. Hard.

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post Jul 26 2005, 03:08 AM
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QUOTE (candice @ Jul 25 2005, 01:21 PM)
QUOTE (beccareb @ Jul 24 2005, 05:30 PM)
I've had sex with my boyfriend sixty times.  Including five times on a church mission trip.
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Seriously...how do you keep track of something like that? Not to mention why? blink.gif I can see maybe remembering how many times in the past week, but all together? I would either lose count or stop counting because I felt pathetic for keeping track (though I doubt I'd start counting in the first place).



Honestly, the reason I count is because my boyfriend said I wouldn't be able to. I'm annoying like that. And it's 61 times now....


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post Jul 27 2005, 12:35 AM
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QUOTE ({Gothic Angel} @ Jul 25 2005, 09:33 PM)
I used to bite my nails to the point where they were literally flowing with blood, then sit at the back of class and suck them. AND this was before my "morbid" phase. Ick.
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I do that as well as bite the skin off around my nails, once my nails started to bleed when I was a at work, which was rather awkward (I work in a kitchin)


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post Jul 27 2005, 04:16 PM
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QUOTE (beccareb @ Jul 25 2005, 09:08 PM)
QUOTE (candice @ Jul 25 2005, 01:21 PM)
QUOTE (beccareb @ Jul 24 2005, 05:30 PM)
I've had sex with my boyfriend sixty times.  Including five times on a church mission trip.
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Seriously...how do you keep track of something like that? Not to mention why? blink.gif I can see maybe remembering how many times in the past week, but all together? I would either lose count or stop counting because I felt pathetic for keeping track (though I doubt I'd start counting in the first place).



Honestly, the reason I count is because my boyfriend said I wouldn't be able to. I'm annoying like that. And it's 61 times now....
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Becca! I BLOODY DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
See what I said? She's my best friend, and then she pops out with something like that.
You two make me sick.
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Poor Mike, to be from a state such as Kentucky, where on Church Mission trips people... shag like carpets.


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post Jul 28 2005, 02:59 AM
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QUOTE (eleraama @ Jul 27 2005, 12:16 PM)
Becca! I BLOODY DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
See what I said? She's my best friend, and then she pops out with something like that.
You two make me sick.
*cough*
Poor Mike, to be from a state such as Kentucky, where on Church Mission trips people... shag like carpets.


Aus, the entire point of the thread is that it's stuff you don't need to know. Anyway, don't you feel worse for the person my boyfriend was sharing a room with....


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post Jul 30 2005, 07:58 PM
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QUOTE (beccareb @ Jul 28 2005, 02:59 AM)
Aus, the entire point of the thread is that it's stuff you don't need to know.  Anyway, don't you feel worse for the person my boyfriend was sharing a room with....
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There are times when something is even too much information for this thread. ph34r.gif


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post Jul 31 2005, 02:55 AM
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QUOTE (eleraama @ Jul 27 2005, 04:16 PM)
Poor Mike, to be from a state such as Kentucky, where on Church Mission trips people... shag like carpets.
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Pfft.....we all know Mike shags like a carpet- and likes it tongue.gif

Crud, now I have to put something in here....hmm...well, I'll be tame and say that I've not done anything sexual in a week and I'm missing it ¬.¬


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post Aug 1 2005, 01:39 PM
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Heh. Kentucky rules.

ph34r.gif I once masturbated to a picture of Zack Braff... ph34r.gif


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post Aug 1 2005, 03:42 PM
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QUOTE ({Gothic Angel} @ Jul 30 2005, 08:58 PM)
QUOTE (beccareb @ Jul 28 2005, 02:59 AM)
Aus, the entire point of the thread is that it's stuff you don't need to know.  Anyway, don't you feel worse for the person my boyfriend was sharing a room with....
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There are times when something is even too much information for this thread. ph34r.gif

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Nope my thread and I say there can never be to much informaiton in it. tongue.gif

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post Aug 2 2005, 12:38 AM
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post Aug 2 2005, 01:01 AM
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QUOTE (Cath @ Aug 1 2005, 10:42 AM)
I have a hole in my leg at the mo from a moquito bite which I've had for a month and has now gone funny! I'll even take a photo if you ask nicely.  evil.gif
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Ha! I have over a dozen holes in my leg... mostly fireant bites, but some mosquito bites as well... of course they wouldn't be so bad if I could stop picking at 'em... (For those of you in England or Yankee land, be glad that you've been spared Fireant bites... they're not named Fireant because of their color, you know...).


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post Aug 3 2005, 12:47 AM
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Um... I believe we have those. Little red ants that burn like hell when they bite?

Passionate screams are a huge turn on. Even if they are slightly induced by a little playful pain. evil.gif


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post Aug 3 2005, 02:31 AM
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QUOTE (PsychWardMike @ Aug 2 2005, 07:47 PM)
Um... I believe we have those.  Little red ants that burn like hell when they bite?
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Yep. They're imports from South America, and can't stand the cold, so they mostly stay south of the Frost line, here in the states. Unfortunately, although it does get cold, here, we rarely ever get a hard freeze, so the bloody things run rampant... And, the reason they burn when they bite, is that they spit up stomach acid into the wound. Add that to the fact that they will attack literally anything that happens to be in their path, and you have some seriously monstrous little critters on your hands... sorry for the diatribe, But I have sworn undying vengence on these bugs from Hell, and tend to froth at the mouth about them...


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I sometimes dream about how cool it would be to dress as Tragick and beat the living Hell out of another clown and take his/her red nose as a trophy.

I often encourage my friends to have sex on my brother's bed. It's my way of getting back at him for all the times he's said, "You can use my brother's room; it's cool."


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post Aug 3 2005, 09:21 PM
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Yay for hand jobs!

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post Aug 5 2005, 08:03 PM
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Zack Braff is cute and you know it, Mike. I thought Johnny Depp was kind of sexy pasty white in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory...


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post Aug 6 2005, 01:00 AM
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