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Jul 25 2005, 12:30 AM
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Member ![]() ![]() Group: New Members Posts: 16 Joined: 28-July 04 From: a town with no post office, New Jersey Member No.: 1,217 Gender: Female |
I've had sex with my boyfriend sixty times. Including five times on a church mission trip.
-------------------- e-married to eleraama
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Jul 25 2005, 05:21 PM
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![]() Candbrush Threepwood ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (beccareb @ Jul 24 2005, 05:30 PM) I have no idea how many times I've had sex with my boyfriend. Seriously...how do you keep track of something like that? Not to mention why? Oh, hmm. I just thought of something. Maybe if you had a certain amount of condoms, and you ran out. That would make more sense. Is that what happened? Anyway, I was going to try to think of some TMI so I'd stay on topic, but you're all going to have to be content with the "I have no idea how many times I've had sex with my boyfriend" thing, cause I love snoo too much to traumatise her beyond repair in this thread. Carry on. -------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Jul 25 2005, 08:33 PM
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![]() My direction ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 2,189 Joined: 30-July 03 Member No.: 495 Gender: Female |
I used to bite my nails to the point where they were literally flowing with blood, then sit at the back of class and suck them. AND this was before my "morbid" phase. Ick.
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Jul 25 2005, 09:12 PM
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![]() Lord of the Keys ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 2,197 Joined: 1-October 04 From: Wonderful-smelling dwelling in French-Canada Member No.: 1,329 Gender: Female |
I've been slowly but surely picking skin off the tip of my nose following a nasty sunburn. It is a very gross habit, as I've got to stand up every few minutes to brush the dead skin off my clothes.
-------------------- can I kiss your dopamine? In a way I wonder if she's living in a magazine |
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Jul 25 2005, 09:35 PM
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dream to make believe ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 2,522 Joined: 12-January 04 From: England Member No.: 863 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (candice @ Jul 25 2005, 05:21 PM) QUOTE (beccareb @ Jul 24 2005, 05:30 PM) Anyway, I was going to try to think of some TMI so I'd stay on topic, but you're all going to have to be content with the "I have no idea how many times I've had sex with my boyfriend" thing, cause I love snoo too much to traumatise her beyond repair in this thread. Carry on. I'm never leaving you two at home alone ever again. Stes bed shakes like crazy if you so much as sneeze so it would be pretty obvious from my room or the living room if you were up to something. Also I forbid you from ever entering the tent together. That is MY tent you sick people! I refused to do ANYTHING with Dan at download because I knew you were going to be using it soon after so if you taint my tent I will bite you. Hard. *glare* -------------------- |
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Jul 26 2005, 03:08 AM
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Member ![]() ![]() Group: New Members Posts: 16 Joined: 28-July 04 From: a town with no post office, New Jersey Member No.: 1,217 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (candice @ Jul 25 2005, 01:21 PM) QUOTE (beccareb @ Jul 24 2005, 05:30 PM) Seriously...how do you keep track of something like that? Not to mention why? Honestly, the reason I count is because my boyfriend said I wouldn't be able to. I'm annoying like that. And it's 61 times now.... -------------------- e-married to eleraama
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Jul 27 2005, 12:35 AM
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![]() Worrying ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 136 Joined: 26-April 05 From: South East London Member No.: 1,776 Gender: Male |
QUOTE ({Gothic Angel} @ Jul 25 2005, 09:33 PM) I used to bite my nails to the point where they were literally flowing with blood, then sit at the back of class and suck them. AND this was before my "morbid" phase. Ick. I do that as well as bite the skin off around my nails, once my nails started to bleed when I was a at work, which was rather awkward (I work in a kitchin) -------------------- Rydhsys rag Kernow lemmyn!
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Jul 27 2005, 04:16 PM
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![]() There is glass between us...! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 265 Joined: 24-April 04 From: Denial Member No.: 1,091 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (beccareb @ Jul 25 2005, 09:08 PM) QUOTE (candice @ Jul 25 2005, 01:21 PM) QUOTE (beccareb @ Jul 24 2005, 05:30 PM) Seriously...how do you keep track of something like that? Not to mention why? Honestly, the reason I count is because my boyfriend said I wouldn't be able to. I'm annoying like that. And it's 61 times now.... Becca! I BLOODY DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See what I said? She's my best friend, and then she pops out with something like that. You two make me sick. *cough* Poor Mike, to be from a state such as Kentucky, where on Church Mission trips people... shag like carpets. -------------------- "Hell is... other people." No Exit by Jean-Paul Sartre.
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Jul 28 2005, 02:59 AM
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Member ![]() ![]() Group: New Members Posts: 16 Joined: 28-July 04 From: a town with no post office, New Jersey Member No.: 1,217 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (eleraama @ Jul 27 2005, 12:16 PM) Becca! I BLOODY DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See what I said? She's my best friend, and then she pops out with something like that. You two make me sick. *cough* Poor Mike, to be from a state such as Kentucky, where on Church Mission trips people... shag like carpets. Aus, the entire point of the thread is that it's stuff you don't need to know. Anyway, don't you feel worse for the person my boyfriend was sharing a room with.... -------------------- e-married to eleraama
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Jul 30 2005, 07:58 PM
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![]() My direction ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 2,189 Joined: 30-July 03 Member No.: 495 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (beccareb @ Jul 28 2005, 02:59 AM) Aus, the entire point of the thread is that it's stuff you don't need to know. Anyway, don't you feel worse for the person my boyfriend was sharing a room with.... There are times when something is even too much information for this thread. -------------------- Once opened consume within three days. Above post is not suitable for home freezing. Store in a cool, dry area. |
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Jul 31 2005, 02:55 AM
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![]() o_O ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 2,160 Joined: 10-August 04 From: ......I'm right behind you. Can't you see me? Member No.: 1,229 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (eleraama @ Jul 27 2005, 04:16 PM) Poor Mike, to be from a state such as Kentucky, where on Church Mission trips people... shag like carpets. Pfft.....we all know Mike shags like a carpet- and likes it Crud, now I have to put something in here....hmm...well, I'll be tame and say that I've not done anything sexual in a week and I'm missing it ¬.¬ -------------------- The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return -Moulin Rouge
"Religion is a finger pointing ot the moon, but some people confuse the finger with the moon." Truth is subjectivity - Kierkegaard "I don't know anything; I never knew anything, but now I know I don't know" "The important thing isn't to know Jesus, Mohamed or Buddah, but to know what they know" |
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Aug 1 2005, 01:39 PM
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![]() I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
Heh. Kentucky rules.
-------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Aug 1 2005, 03:42 PM
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![]() I've been brainwashed ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Admin Posts: 4,120 Joined: 10-August 03 From: Cheshire Member No.: 526 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE ({Gothic Angel} @ Jul 30 2005, 08:58 PM) QUOTE (beccareb @ Jul 28 2005, 02:59 AM) Aus, the entire point of the thread is that it's stuff you don't need to know. Anyway, don't you feel worse for the person my boyfriend was sharing a room with.... There are times when something is even too much information for this thread. Nope my thread and I say there can never be to much informaiton in it. I have a hole in my leg at the mo from a moquito bite which I've had for a month and has now gone funny! I'll even take a photo if you ask nicely. -------------------- |
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Aug 2 2005, 12:38 AM
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![]() Shut up, noob! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
I want a tattoo either on my chest over my breastbone or my side over my ribcage so that I can show my brother, sister-in-law, cousin and cousin-in-law that I can take the pain and even possibly like it.
-------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Aug 2 2005, 01:01 AM
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![]() Meow! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (Cath @ Aug 1 2005, 10:42 AM) I have a hole in my leg at the mo from a moquito bite which I've had for a month and has now gone funny! I'll even take a photo if you ask nicely. Ha! I have over a dozen holes in my leg... mostly fireant bites, but some mosquito bites as well... of course they wouldn't be so bad if I could stop picking at 'em... (For those of you in England or Yankee land, be glad that you've been spared Fireant bites... they're not named Fireant because of their color, you know...). -------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Aug 3 2005, 12:47 AM
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![]() I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
Um... I believe we have those. Little red ants that burn like hell when they bite?
Passionate screams are a huge turn on. Even if they are slightly induced by a little playful pain. -------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Aug 3 2005, 02:31 AM
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![]() Meow! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (PsychWardMike @ Aug 2 2005, 07:47 PM) Yep. They're imports from South America, and can't stand the cold, so they mostly stay south of the Frost line, here in the states. Unfortunately, although it does get cold, here, we rarely ever get a hard freeze, so the bloody things run rampant... And, the reason they burn when they bite, is that they spit up stomach acid into the wound. Add that to the fact that they will attack literally anything that happens to be in their path, and you have some seriously monstrous little critters on your hands... sorry for the diatribe, But I have sworn undying vengence on these bugs from Hell, and tend to froth at the mouth about them... -------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Aug 3 2005, 06:16 AM
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![]() Shut up, noob! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
I sometimes dream about how cool it would be to dress as Tragick and beat the living Hell out of another clown and take his/her red nose as a trophy.
I often encourage my friends to have sex on my brother's bed. It's my way of getting back at him for all the times he's said, "You can use my brother's room; it's cool." -------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Aug 3 2005, 06:31 PM
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![]() ^random image of the day ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 1,841 Joined: 20-January 05 From: online Member No.: 1,604 Gender: Male |
There are few parts of my body that I haven't shaved at some point or another.
-------------------- Check it out: Make pocket change just by being online!
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Aug 3 2005, 08:20 PM
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![]() Wait for the uprising ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
I shook the lead singer of Ruben's hand, after giving a guy a hand job, with out washing in between...
-------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Aug 3 2005, 09:21 PM
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![]() I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
Yay for hand jobs!
Anyway, I almost bought a dildo whilst in France... it was too expensive, though. -------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Aug 5 2005, 08:03 PM
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![]() There is glass between us...! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 265 Joined: 24-April 04 From: Denial Member No.: 1,091 Gender: Male |
Zack Braff is cute and you know it, Mike. I thought Johnny Depp was kind of sexy pasty white in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory...
-------------------- "Hell is... other people." No Exit by Jean-Paul Sartre.
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Aug 6 2005, 12:13 AM
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![]() Samauri Teapain ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 2,172 Joined: 3-January 04 From: In a Cardboard box under my bed. Member No.: 844 Gender: Male |
I waxed one of my legs last week. The girls I was staying with said the dreaded line "girls have a higher pain thresh-hold than men, just take waxing for example." I didn't flinch a bit. *beam*
-------------------- @>-'--,--Cath and gothictheysay are my E-Teapotettes.@>-'--,--
Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( ) "I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell." A proud Viking never stops masturbating. Taking over Matazone Forums since 2011. |
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Aug 6 2005, 01:00 AM
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![]() Meow! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
Butterflies taste with their feet... If humans did this, Odor Eaters would have a much larger market share...
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Aug 7 2005, 09:12 PM
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![]() Hoo-ha! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 100 Joined: 4-August 05 From: Somewhere. Member No.: 1,929 Gender: Male |
I have fungus in my armpits!
-------------------- Been to the funny farm lately? I have!
FF doesn't mean Final Fantasy. !SLIPKNOT RULES! KoRn, too. Go to hell. |
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