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 Aug 14 2005, 11:15 PM
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 Wait for the uprising  Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female  |
No, I thought that the coffin thing was too much information, but feel free to post it in the useless one. Although in my line of work, one has to know these things.
(I think that the ultimate human would have both a vagina and a penis, thus making it fairer, and much more fun. Also, it might resemble an elephant's trunk and mouth somewhat, which would be quite funny) -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Aug 15 2005, 02:32 AM
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 Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (Daria @ Aug 14 2005, 02:45 PM) QUOTE (PsychWardMike @ Aug 12 2005, 12:13 AM) Surely, but firstly ye must give two pieces of way too much information. The first for the post above with no info and the second for the post below when you right the aforementioned wrong  I find the character Dante from the Devil May Cry series highly attractive and often find myself wishing he were real.  ok... 1- My sister has a french maids outfit, hand cuffs, anal beads, two different vibrators, and a thing which vibrates and goes round the penis under her bed. 2- I once tried to shave off my pubic hair and got a really really bad itchy rash. Note to self- Shave in the direction of hair growth, not against it... Your sister has a penis under her bed? How convenient!  (Sorry, couldn't resist...)
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Aug 15 2005, 02:08 PM
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 Advanced Member Group: Established Members Posts: 30 Joined: 30-December 03 From: Madrid, Spain Member No.: 832 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (little_bear @ Aug 14 2005, 01:57 PM) QUOTE (Kurruskita @ Aug 12 2005, 07:49 PM) I am planning to have sex this weekend with this friend of mine that has a HUGE cock. What's so special about sleeping with someone who owns a massive rooster? Well, apart from it being a talking point at farmer's rallies. "Ar, that cockerel over there be mine. Oi be buyin' im off a chat from Somerset, I be. Ee's a roight foine specimen, inne? We 'ad a bit 'o trub gettin' im in the back o the van loike, but we managed it in t'end with 'elp o Rosmerta. Aye, strappin' lass." *puffs pipe* Oh, My... Being 30 already I should know by now that when you plan to have sex, you never get any... By the way, the first time I went to England, I lived for two and a half months in Grasmere, Lake District. Thank you for bringing me back so many painful memories, Little Bear... five years of psycoanalisis (not sure about the spelling) thrown to the dustbin. I am planning to buy myself a thing I saw in a sex shop the other day, it's a dildo you attach to the shower tap and it's full of little holes, so it fills you up with warm water when you insert it in your body. Well, I was with my flatmate, so maybe I will just wait for my birthday and see if he is kind enough to buy it for me... 
-------------------- Mee spiks english goodlier then yoo
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Aug 15 2005, 07:38 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Quoth(The Raven) @ Aug 15 2005, 03:32 AM) QUOTE (Daria @ Aug 14 2005, 02:45 PM) QUOTE (PsychWardMike @ Aug 12 2005, 12:13 AM) Surely, but firstly ye must give two pieces of way too much information. The first for the post above with no info and the second for the post below when you right the aforementioned wrong I find the character Dante from the Devil May Cry series highly attractive and often find myself wishing he were real. ok... 1- My sister has a french maids outfit, hand cuffs, anal beads, two different vibrators, and a thing which vibrates and goes round the penis COMMA under her bed. 2- I once tried to shave off my pubic hair and got a really really bad itchy rash. Note to self- Shave in the direction of hair growth, not against it... Your sister has a penis under her bed? How convenient! (Sorry, couldn't resist...)Nerny nerny ner! I kept having sexy flashbacks whilst I was at work today. Not suitable... -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Aug 15 2005, 07:55 PM
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 I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Banned Posts: 1,748 Joined: 19-October 04 From: Shropshire, UK. Member No.: 1,378 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Kurruskita) By the way, the first time I went to England, I lived for two and a half months in Grasmere, Lake District. Thank you for bringing me back so many painful memories, Little Bear... five years of psycoanalisis (not sure about the spelling) thrown to the dustbin. To be fair, if I have to listen to you go on about massive cocks ... Anyway, don't mention it ; I aim to please. And it's "Psychoanalysis", I believe. -------------------- People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.
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Aug 16 2005, 01:08 AM
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Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
I just reached for a cookie, and wound up with a mouth full of fireants! My mortal enemies! I don't know whether to be grossed out, or chalk up a victory... Eat MY stomach acid for a change, you little monsters! Bwah ha ha! (Evil laugh).
-------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Aug 16 2005, 08:12 AM
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Advanced Member Group: Established Members Posts: 30 Joined: 30-December 03 From: Madrid, Spain Member No.: 832 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (little_bear @ Aug 15 2005, 07:55 PM) And it's "Psychoanalysis", I believe. Thank you, it's just one of those English words with too many "ys" and an "h" in the middle of nowhere logical... And I said HUGE, not MASSIVE. -------------------- Mee spiks english goodlier then yoo
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Aug 18 2005, 02:38 AM
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 Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
The last lay I got was on 6/25/05 and it was probably the worst lay in existance. She wasn't exactly attractive and the sex was really bad. *shudder*
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Aug 18 2005, 06:31 PM
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 I've been brainwashed Group: Admin Posts: 4,120 Joined: 10-August 03 From: Cheshire Member No.: 526 Gender: Secret |
I got a booty call on Monday night and got to look at gothgirl porn with him. Mmmm Fun night!
-------------------- How would you feel about life if Death was your older sister? You're only young once but you can stay immature indefinetly!!!!
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Aug 19 2005, 06:00 AM
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 ^random image of the day Group: Established Members Posts: 1,841 Joined: 20-January 05 From: online Member No.: 1,604 Gender: Male |
I just had one of the greatest nights of my life, and it didn't include any sex.
-------------------- Check it out: Make pocket change just by being online!
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Aug 19 2005, 02:34 PM
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 Obsessive Group: Established Members Posts: 226 Joined: 27-May 03 From: Leicester, England Member No.: 337 |
QUOTE (Enslaved @ May 16 2004, 01:55 PM) QUOTE (franken-sarah @ May 16 2004, 03:34 AM) PEUUGHH!! Nat, do you wipe it on the edge or the underside of the seat or just square in the middle??  Not exactly square... but in the middle, like where your thighs rest. Tehehee. Narth - I didn't know u aren't meant to shave then but one time when I was running late for going out, I was shaving my bikini line and cut myself... eeeeeeeoooooowwwwwwww! What's worse is it bleeds like hell. You guys think that's bad? One night when I was bored I decided to try a hair removal method that a friend used. So I bought this dipilitory (sp?) powder that you mix with water (It's meant to go on guy's faces, actually) and then you use a cake spatula to spread it out over the area you would like hairless. I thought I might leave it on a little extra time just to make sure that it all came off... I burnt my cookie and I will never use a product that wasn't intended to go on it again. -------------------- _colors and witty words and sirens with bells and lights that make my posts look unique like everyone elses!_
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Aug 19 2005, 02:42 PM
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Obsessive Group: Established Members Posts: 226 Joined: 27-May 03 From: Leicester, England Member No.: 337 |
I used to model in porn magazines.
My brother in law almost saw them by accident once. Sometimes when the 'Big Bosses' at work piss me off, I sneak into their bathroom and take a dump. -------------------- _colors and witty words and sirens with bells and lights that make my posts look unique like everyone elses!_
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Aug 19 2005, 03:04 PM
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Obsessive Group: Established Members Posts: 226 Joined: 27-May 03 From: Leicester, England Member No.: 337 |
This thread rocks, I've read the whole thing bored at work... Just an observation though- It started out with people telling you stuff that they would otherwise be embarrassed to share and it has become the sex bragging/whining thread. I want more bodily fluids, more juicy nasty stuff too.
I am occasionally obsessed with grooming (read plucking things out of) jonman's face. I was more than half a lesbian before I got married. Sometimes I pretend to blow raspberries on the ferret's bellies. I dropped some cheese on the floor, wrapped it up, and put it back in the fridge the other day. I purposely make bad tea for people I don't care about so that they wont ask me again. -------------------- _colors and witty words and sirens with bells and lights that make my posts look unique like everyone elses!_
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Aug 19 2005, 03:08 PM
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 omno-ahhhhhhh! Group: Established Members Posts: 2,124 Joined: 20-June 04 From: London, England. Member No.: 1,174 Gender: Secret |
I got bitten right right between my boobs, by an insect. All but one of my bras aggitated it. So now it's big and red and not too long ago I squezzed loads of puss out
 -I really enjoyed it too.Oh baby, you know you want me
-------------------- A society that takes itself too seriously risks bottling up its tensions and treating every example of irreverence as a threat to its existence. Humour is one of the great solvents of democracy. It permits the ambiguities and contradictions of public life to be articulated in non-violent forms. It promotes diversity. It enables a multitude of discontents to be expressed in a myriad of spontaneous ways. It is an elixir of constitutional health. J. Sachs in Laugh It Off Promotions CC v SAB International (Finance) BV t/a SabMark International (Freedom of Expression Institute as Amicus Curiae) 2006 (1) SA 144 (CC)
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Aug 19 2005, 04:55 PM
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I've been brainwashed Group: Admin Posts: 4,120 Joined: 10-August 03 From: Cheshire Member No.: 526 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (funked)out_frog @ Aug 19 2005, 04:08 PM) I got bitten right right between my boobs, by an insect. All but one of my bras aggitated it. So now it's big and red and not too long ago I squezzed loads of puss out -I really enjoyed it too.Oh baby, you know you want me Wait till it starts to leave a hole that's the really fun bit cause that's what happened to the one I had.
-------------------- How would you feel about life if Death was your older sister? You're only young once but you can stay immature indefinetly!!!!
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Aug 19 2005, 09:04 PM
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 I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
What's more than half a lesbian?
Anyway, yesterday I found a free hentai site with really horrible images on it, but I was so intrigued/confused/captivated that I went through the whole thing. My brother was in the room the whole time playing video games. There, kisah. Sick enough? -------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Aug 19 2005, 09:19 PM
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 o_O Group: Established Members Posts: 2,160 Joined: 10-August 04 From: ......I'm right behind you. Can't you see me? Member No.: 1,229 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (PsychWardMike @ Aug 19 2005, 09:04 PM) What's more than half a lesbian? Anyway, yesterday I found a free hentai site with really horrible images on it, but I was so intrigued/confused/captivated that I went through the whole thing. My brother was in the room the whole time playing video games. There, kisah. Sick enough? pfft.....your comp is too far away from the videogames to be that sick Damn....I have to learn to stop posting here......erm, ok. I currently have 4.2 gigs of hentai on my comp- all of it DVD quality 
-------------------- The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return -Moulin Rouge
"Religion is a finger pointing ot the moon, but some people confuse the finger with the moon." Truth is subjectivity - Kierkegaard "I don't know anything; I never knew anything, but now I know I don't know" "The important thing isn't to know Jesus, Mohamed or Buddah, but to know what they know" |
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Aug 19 2005, 09:56 PM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Banned Posts: 1,748 Joined: 19-October 04 From: Shropshire, UK. Member No.: 1,378 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (kisah @ Aug 19 2005, 03:42 PM) I used to model in porn magazines. My brother in law almost saw them by accident once. Sometimes when the 'Big Bosses' at work piss me off, I sneak into their bathroom and take a dump. *chokes on orange juice* Jonman: 1 The Rest: 0 -------------------- People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.
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Aug 19 2005, 10:23 PM
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 Dirty Laundry Group: Established Members Posts: 3,191 Joined: 7-January 05 From: By London Member No.: 1,573 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (kisah @ Aug 19 2005, 03:04 PM) I dropped some cheese on the floor, wrapped it up, and put it back in the fridge the other day. Whats so bad about dropping food off the floor? I often do that. Infact, I've even licked the cloakroom floor at school. But then again, I've licked most things at my school: the windows, several of my friends, several computer keyboards... -------------------- Emma <3 James <3
"Music is a moral law. It gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, a charm to sadness, gaiety and life to everything. It is the essence of order, and leads to all that is good, just and beautiful, of which it is the invisible, but nevertheless dazzling, passionate, and eternal form." - Plato |
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Aug 19 2005, 11:33 PM
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 Worrying Group: New Members Posts: 179 Joined: 9-August 05 From: Indiana, US Member No.: 1,943 Gender: Male |
I've been known to eat things that have been in other people's mouths...
-------------------- Kiss me, I'm draconian!I belong to SPEAKERfortheLOST! Fear us!Tisiphone is my wonderful flying kitten!
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Aug 20 2005, 12:07 AM
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 Samauri Teapain Group: Established Members Posts: 2,172 Joined: 3-January 04 From: In a Cardboard box under my bed. Member No.: 844 Gender: Male |
I sucked someones tongue once. That was in her mouth.
Oh and I've got nookie from up against a Cathedral before. -------------------- @>-'--,--Cath and gothictheysay are my E-Teapotettes.@>-'--,--
Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( ) "I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell." A proud Viking never stops masturbating. Taking over Matazone Forums since 2011. |
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Aug 20 2005, 12:43 AM
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Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (PsychWardMike @ Aug 19 2005, 04:04 PM) What's more than half a lesbian? Two-thirds of a Lesbian? -------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Aug 20 2005, 12:45 AM
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Meow! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,694 Joined: 17-September 04 From: The land of the fireant Member No.: 1,296 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Aug 19 2005, 07:07 PM) I sucked someones tongue once. That was in her mouth. I should hope so... If her Tongue Wasn't in her mouth... wouldn't that qualify as necrofilia? Or a lunch at a very nasty deli... -------------------- Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Aug 20 2005, 12:46 AM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Banned Posts: 1,748 Joined: 19-October 04 From: Shropshire, UK. Member No.: 1,378 Gender: Male |
I have never had 'nookie', or wrestled anyone's tongue, nor even kissed a *shock* girl!
Beat that mofos. -------------------- People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.
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Aug 20 2005, 12:47 AM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Banned Posts: 1,748 Joined: 19-October 04 From: Shropshire, UK. Member No.: 1,378 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Quoth(The Raven) @ Aug 20 2005, 01:45 AM) QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Aug 19 2005, 07:07 PM) I sucked someones tongue once. That was in her mouth. I should hope so... If her Tongue Wasn't in her mouth... wouldn't that qualify as necrofilia? Or a lunch at a very nasty deli... Isn't necrophilia having sex with dead bodies? I'm not sure I get the 'joke'. -------------------- People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.
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