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 Mar 11 2006, 05:58 PM
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 Candbrush Threepwood  Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female  |
QUOTE (Novander @ Mar 11 2006, 06:26 AM) My spirit remains... strong? No, that doesn't sound quite right. Unbroken maybe. Either way, my flesh has let me down. 'Twas a wet dream, so I'm still in the Lent Challenge, but I feel a little let down at myself.  I had the girl equivalent of one of those night before last. But I, too, am still in the Lent challenge. -------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Mar 11 2006, 05:59 PM
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 Got me? Group: Established Members Posts: 45 Joined: 21-February 06 From: Monclair VA Member No.: 2,248 Gender: Male |
QUOTE When I was little I tried not to poo for as long as I could. I think I lasted up to two weeks once. .... Not good at all tongue.gif ok that was gross lolone time me and three other of my friends tea bagged some kid who passed out at a party. felt really dirty afterwards and went home for a shower. -------------------- From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remember'd; We few, we happy few, we band of brothers; William Shakespeare |
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Mar 12 2006, 02:15 PM
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 Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (thatguy486 @ Mar 11 2006, 06:59 PM) one time me and three other of my friends tea bagged some kid who passed out at a party. That is a little perverse, even for Matazone! I smell delicious after not wearing deoderant for a couple of weeks and not washing for two days. Time for a shower methinks. -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Mar 12 2006, 08:51 PM
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 I've been brainwashed Group: Admin Posts: 4,120 Joined: 10-August 03 From: Cheshire Member No.: 526 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (Daria @ Mar 12 2006, 03:15 PM) QUOTE (thatguy486 @ Mar 11 2006, 06:59 PM) one time me and three other of my friends tea bagged some kid who passed out at a party. That is a little perverse, even for Matazone! I smell delicious after not wearing deoderant for a couple of weeks and not washing for two days. Time for a shower methinks. I dont think it is myself. I still think we have a fair way to go before it's to gross for Matazone. They could have done alot worse things to the passed out person. 
-------------------- How would you feel about life if Death was your older sister? You're only young once but you can stay immature indefinetly!!!!
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Mar 12 2006, 10:58 PM
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 Lord of the Keys Group: Established Members Posts: 2,197 Joined: 1-October 04 From: Wonderful-smelling dwelling in French-Canada Member No.: 1,329 Gender: Female |
I spent last night driving home from a crappy party in NJ, periodically barfing my brains out into a plastic grocery bag.
The puke was greenish and contained the chunked remains of bruschetta. -------------------- can I kiss your dopamine? In a way I wonder if she's living in a magazine |
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 Mar 13 2006, 07:07 AM
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 dream to make believe Group: Established Members Posts: 2,522 Joined: 12-January 04 From: England Member No.: 863 Gender: Female |
Lalala... Nov probably shouldn't read this, at least not until after I've left tonight.
This story is similar to some that have come before, like Cands, only different. I woke up this morning at about 5 past 6, 15 mins before my alarms even think about going off, because I could feel it coming. Yes, we are back to the subject of explosive female bodily fluids. So I leap out of bed and head (hop as fast as possible) for the toilet but when I'm about half way between my room and the toilet the explosion happens. I think lots of expletives and keep heading for the toilet thinking I might be ok. Pull my pj bottoms off and it starts running down my legs - more expletives. I hop back into my room at full pace to find clean underware, only there is none - I literally ransacked my underware drawer to find a pair of appropriate pants but I cannot find any. Maybe due to the dark and not having my glasses on, but I've looked since and I could only find one pair. Anyway, I'd done some washing yesterday so I knew where there was a slightly not damp/not dry pair, and I grab those hop back to the toilet. Nope, I decide it's too bad to even contemplate sitting down so I hob back to my room, grab my towels and head for the shower, stopping by at the toilet to grab my disguarded pj trousers and clean pants. It is now I notice that there is blood not only on the floor but on the toilet seat, which was weird because I hadn't even got close to sitting on it. So I hop and dump my stuff in the bathroom, hop back to the toilet and clean up before finally hopping into the most painful shower of my life. The painkillers have an hour to kick in before I have to be coherant for work, hopefully they will or I'll be having a super fun day! -------------------- |
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Mar 13 2006, 12:10 PM
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 the one that is me Group: Established Members Posts: 280 Joined: 10-January 05 Member No.: 1,578 Gender: Secret |
woah. lots of tooo much info lmao.
ummm...im naked? lol. actually..no im not naked..=P ummm..im on my period as well..and it sucks -.- grrrrr 
-------------------- --Owner Of Lilith The black and white kitten--
--Cheesemooses Lovely noob-- --Member of the Cult Of Brother Black Sheep-- --Official Beautiful Feathery Girl Over There Erin of Tribe Wyvern-- --damned and dastardly is my noob ^^-- |
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Mar 13 2006, 10:24 PM
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 living in your basement, eating your candy hearts Group: Established Members Posts: 3,418 Joined: 23-February 04 From: cloud cuckoo land Member No.: 959 Gender: Female |
Aww, poor snoo.
 *hugs*I don't think I have any TMI. Well, I think I skipped a period. That's truly a gift from above if I did! 
-------------------- Being corrupted by candice since 2004
teal and orange is the way forward |
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Mar 13 2006, 11:15 PM
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 Faeries don't bite we just nibble a bit! Group: Moderators Posts: 1,695 Joined: 16-August 03 From: A town called Malice, England, The world Member No.: 535 Gender: Female |
Mty friends at work bought me a whip for my birthday...
-------------------- If life hands you a lemon make lemonade, lace it with cyanide and then pass it around. What can I say I'm a revenge type of gal!!! Ryn
Wearing a large shiny tag around neck "Uncullable Faerie" Official S P A N G L E R and self proclaimed protector of Tribe Wyvern- OOh Sparkly!! Proud leader of the Super Spangler Squad. Me and Stardust wil spangle your a$$!! |
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Mar 14 2006, 12:44 AM
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 Samauri Teapain Group: Established Members Posts: 2,172 Joined: 3-January 04 From: In a Cardboard box under my bed. Member No.: 844 Gender: Male |
And the look on your face was priceless!
-------------------- @>-'--,--Cath and gothictheysay are my E-Teapotettes.@>-'--,--
Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( ) "I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell." A proud Viking never stops masturbating. Taking over Matazone Forums since 2011. |
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Mar 14 2006, 01:44 AM
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Got me? Group: Established Members Posts: 45 Joined: 21-February 06 From: Monclair VA Member No.: 2,248 Gender: Male |
i remember this one time i steped in some dog poo and i had to clean it out with a tooth pick.
-------------------- From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remember'd; We few, we happy few, we band of brothers; William Shakespeare |
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 Mar 14 2006, 05:05 PM
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 Crossing the thin line that seperates hyper from mentally ill. Group: New Members Posts: 30 Joined: 18-February 06 Member No.: 2,244 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (SPEAKERfortheLOST @ Mar 1 2006, 08:06 PM) I am currently having E-Sex. eew. 
-------------------- And my crystal tears fall, like so many broken spirits. A raven gazes at me from its perch in a dead tree. It lets out bloodcurdling caw, chilling me to the bone. I take no notice of my surroundings, though. I am too wrought with grief. Why did my cheese run away?!
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 Mar 14 2006, 05:35 PM
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Crossing the thin line that seperates hyper from mentally ill. Group: New Members Posts: 30 Joined: 18-February 06 Member No.: 2,244 Gender: Female |
This is not TMI, but I accidentally dyed my hair purple. IT WON'T COME OUT!!!! It was supposed to be burgundy, but it came out black cherry purple! A little help would be appreciated!!
*sob*
-------------------- And my crystal tears fall, like so many broken spirits. A raven gazes at me from its perch in a dead tree. It lets out bloodcurdling caw, chilling me to the bone. I take no notice of my surroundings, though. I am too wrought with grief. Why did my cheese run away?!
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Mar 14 2006, 07:00 PM
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I've been brainwashed Group: Admin Posts: 4,120 Joined: 10-August 03 From: Cheshire Member No.: 526 Gender: Secret |
This is TMI if you think of it in relation to this thread
 The best way to get your own blood out of clothing is your own saliva. Stuck it baby! *lalalalalalala* -------------------- How would you feel about life if Death was your older sister? You're only young once but you can stay immature indefinetly!!!!
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Mar 14 2006, 07:26 PM
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Crossing the thin line that seperates hyper from mentally ill. Group: New Members Posts: 30 Joined: 18-February 06 Member No.: 2,244 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (snoo @ Mar 13 2006, 01:07 AM) Lalala... Nov probably shouldn't read this, at least not until after I've left tonight. This story is similar to some that have come before, like Cands, only different. I woke up this morning at about 5 past 6, 15 mins before my alarms even think about going off, because I could feel it coming. Yes, we are back to the subject of explosive female bodily fluids. So I leap out of bed and head (hop as fast as possible) for the toilet but when I'm about half way between my room and the toilet the explosion happens. I think lots of expletives and keep heading for the toilet thinking I might be ok. Pull my pj bottoms off and it starts running down my legs - more expletives. I hop back into my room at full pace to find clean underware, only there is none - I literally ransacked my underware drawer to find a pair of appropriate pants but I cannot find any. Maybe due to the dark and not having my glasses on, but I've looked since and I could only find one pair. Anyway, I'd done some washing yesterday so I knew where there was a slightly not damp/not dry pair, and I grab those hop back to the toilet. Nope, I decide it's too bad to even contemplate sitting down so I hob back to my room, grab my towels and head for the shower, stopping by at the toilet to grab my disguarded pj trousers and clean pants. It is now I notice that there is blood not only on the floor but on the toilet seat, which was weird because I hadn't even got close to sitting on it. So I hop and dump my stuff in the bathroom, hop back to the toilet and clean up before finally hopping into the most painful shower of my life. The painkillers have an hour to kick in before I have to be coherant for work, hopefully they will or I'll be having a super fun day! I hope now you feel better? I know your experience. (nobody ask!) -------------------- And my crystal tears fall, like so many broken spirits. A raven gazes at me from its perch in a dead tree. It lets out bloodcurdling caw, chilling me to the bone. I take no notice of my surroundings, though. I am too wrought with grief. Why did my cheese run away?!
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Mar 14 2006, 09:00 PM
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 I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Banned Posts: 1,748 Joined: 19-October 04 From: Shropshire, UK. Member No.: 1,378 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Cath @ Mar 14 2006, 08:00 PM) This is TMI if you think of it in relation to this thread The best way to get your own blood out of clothing is your own saliva. Stuck it baby! *lalalalalalala* Mmm, yer, the same holds true for semen, I have found. -------------------- People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.
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Mar 14 2006, 10:22 PM
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 Transdimensional Traveler Group: Established Members Posts: 1,322 Joined: 20-August 04 From: Somewhere in the Ęther Member No.: 1,244 Gender: Secret |
I'm sexier online. Nuff Said.
-------------------- It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. Jack of all trades, master of none, though offtimes better than master of one. Carpe Noctem, pro cras nos necemus Carpe Diem, pro hodie nos mutiamo |
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Mar 14 2006, 11:00 PM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Banned Posts: 1,748 Joined: 19-October 04 From: Shropshire, UK. Member No.: 1,378 Gender: Male |
My penis is 87% bigger online. Fact.
-------------------- People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.
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Mar 14 2006, 11:11 PM
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Transdimensional Traveler Group: Established Members Posts: 1,322 Joined: 20-August 04 From: Somewhere in the Ęther Member No.: 1,244 Gender: Secret |
My ability to break lent is better than my ability to drive.
-------------------- It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. Jack of all trades, master of none, though offtimes better than master of one. Carpe Noctem, pro cras nos necemus Carpe Diem, pro hodie nos mutiamo |
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Mar 14 2006, 11:14 PM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Banned Posts: 1,748 Joined: 19-October 04 From: Shropshire, UK. Member No.: 1,378 Gender: Male |
I broke Lent over my mother's face tonight.
-------------------- People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.
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 Mar 17 2006, 04:48 PM
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Crossing the thin line that seperates hyper from mentally ill. Group: New Members Posts: 30 Joined: 18-February 06 Member No.: 2,244 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (little_bear @ Mar 14 2006, 05:00 PM) My penis is 87% bigger online. Fact. okay. . . that definately relates to the content of this thread. *puke* -------------------- And my crystal tears fall, like so many broken spirits. A raven gazes at me from its perch in a dead tree. It lets out bloodcurdling caw, chilling me to the bone. I take no notice of my surroundings, though. I am too wrought with grief. Why did my cheese run away?!
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Mar 17 2006, 05:27 PM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Banned Posts: 1,748 Joined: 19-October 04 From: Shropshire, UK. Member No.: 1,378 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (damaged_roses @ Mar 17 2006, 05:48 PM) QUOTE (little_bear @ Mar 14 2006, 05:00 PM) My penis is 87% bigger online. Fact. okay. . . that definately relates to the content of this thread. *puke* One day you're gonna have one up your fadge, sweetie. Puking then might be a bit of a turn off. -------------------- People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.
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Mar 17 2006, 06:12 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Cath @ Mar 12 2006, 09:51 PM) QUOTE (Daria @ Mar 12 2006, 03:15 PM) QUOTE (thatguy486 @ Mar 11 2006, 06:59 PM) one time me and three other of my friends tea bagged some kid who passed out at a party. That is a little perverse, even for Matazone! I smell delicious after not wearing deoderant for a couple of weeks and not washing for two days. Time for a shower methinks. I dont think it is myself. I still think we have a fair way to go before it's to gross for Matazone. They could have done alot worse things to the passed out person. Very very true QUOTE (little_bear @ Mar 17 2006, 06:27 PM) QUOTE (damaged_roses @ Mar 17 2006, 05:48 PM) QUOTE (little_bear @ Mar 14 2006, 05:00 PM) My penis is 87% bigger online. Fact. okay. . . that definately relates to the content of this thread. *puke* One day you're gonna have one up your fadge, sweetie. Puking then might be a bit of a turn off. LB, I am in tears of laughter at that. You have made my day  TMI? I'll tell you after this weekend... -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Mar 17 2006, 06:14 PM
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 o_O Group: Established Members Posts: 2,160 Joined: 10-August 04 From: ......I'm right behind you. Can't you see me? Member No.: 1,229 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (little_bear @ Mar 17 2006, 12:27 PM) QUOTE (damaged_roses @ Mar 17 2006, 05:48 PM) QUOTE (little_bear @ Mar 14 2006, 05:00 PM) My penis is 87% bigger online. Fact. okay. . . that definately relates to the content of this thread. *puke* One day you're gonna have one up your fadge, sweetie. Puking then might be a bit of a turn off. Not true....there is vomit porn out there.....<.< And those mythical creatures called lesbians do exist hmm...yeah, I think me knowing about vomit porn counts as TMI *noddle* -------------------- The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return -Moulin Rouge
"Religion is a finger pointing ot the moon, but some people confuse the finger with the moon." Truth is subjectivity - Kierkegaard "I don't know anything; I never knew anything, but now I know I don't know" "The important thing isn't to know Jesus, Mohamed or Buddah, but to know what they know" |
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Mar 17 2006, 08:33 PM
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Crossing the thin line that seperates hyper from mentally ill. Group: New Members Posts: 30 Joined: 18-February 06 Member No.: 2,244 Gender: Female |
you people scare me. . . *sob*
-------------------- And my crystal tears fall, like so many broken spirits. A raven gazes at me from its perch in a dead tree. It lets out bloodcurdling caw, chilling me to the bone. I take no notice of my surroundings, though. I am too wrought with grief. Why did my cheese run away?!
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