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 May 24 2006, 03:47 AM
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 I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power.  Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male  |
I was late to school this morning because I decided to poo. And when I was done, I fell asleep on the toilet.
-------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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May 24 2006, 08:35 PM
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 Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
I had to choose this morning, whether to poo and be late so my mum would have to drive me to school, or to drive in and poo at school.
I chose the former. It was a good decision. -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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May 26 2006, 04:52 PM
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 Perfection Personified Group: Established Members Posts: 1,128 Joined: 17-December 04 From: Land of the Wombles! Member No.: 1,548 Gender: Male |
I'm on a diet. Yesterday I found out that my diet is working when my trousers kept falling down. It's annoying trying to dance and have a decent night out when you keep worryig that your kacks will soon be around your ankles.
Oh yeah, and running for the bus was not a good decision. Meh. I need to buy a belt. -------------------- "Too often Fate,
By all abhorred, To savage poison, Adds the sword" - Boethius, The Concillations of Philosophy |
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May 28 2006, 02:09 AM
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 Professionally Unprofessional Group: Established Members Posts: 1,558 Joined: 4-September 03 From: Suburbs of D.C. Member No.: 580 Gender: Secret |
I had an ingrown hair in my armpit for about 2 weeks. It looked like a really bad pimple and was all full of puss, everytime I tried to dig in and pluck the hair out I couldn't get to it! I finally got it out today (after digging around and getting alot of blood on my tweezers) and the hair was about half an inch long and all curly. Ew.
-------------------- Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things that escape those who dream by night
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May 28 2006, 05:05 AM
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 Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
I've recently figured out that my health is inversely perportionate to my stress level. Evidence: I just got dumped, I'm now a site manager and work with idiots, I spent all afternoon promoting a local band (not easy), the admissions department at UNF is full of morons and one of my bandmates has been AWOL for days. That said, I have been coughing up gnarly amounts of mucus, I have chills, I just got a mad case of the runs and I think I'm going to hurl.
This isn't the first time something like this has happened, BTW. Thank God I didn't go to the after-party. -------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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May 30 2006, 07:24 PM
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 Dirty Laundry Group: Established Members Posts: 3,191 Joined: 7-January 05 From: By London Member No.: 1,573 Gender: Female |
I just puked red.
-------------------- Emma <3 James <3
"Music is a moral law. It gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, a charm to sadness, gaiety and life to everything. It is the essence of order, and leads to all that is good, just and beautiful, of which it is the invisible, but nevertheless dazzling, passionate, and eternal form." - Plato |
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May 30 2006, 10:42 PM
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 Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Righteous @ May 27 2006, 10:05 PM)  I've recently figured out that my health is inversely perportionate to my stress level. That's true for most people.  A lot of research has gone into examining the effects of stress on health.Anywho. I can't remember if I posted this here...I'm too exhausted from homework marathons to figure it out. I had another menstrual explosion, recently.  I was sitting on the kitchen floor, playing with the dog, and my mom says "Uh, Candice? You started your period. Did you know this?" I, in fact, did not. It was a HUGE mess, and I have absolutely NO idea how I didn't realize it was there. Normally I have at least some clue! Anyway, thank goodness for spray 'n wash, because otherwise those jeans would still have a stain that was the size of a small child (possible overstatement...but it was still huge!)
-------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Jun 1 2006, 04:54 AM
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I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
Just wanked and now I have to pee.
That's not a very good one, but it's all I got. -------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Jun 2 2006, 12:43 AM
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Member Group: New Members Posts: 23 Joined: 1-June 06 Member No.: 2,437 Gender: Male |
Last week I ate something that did not agree with me and in my rush to the bathroom I didnt make it. I had wet poo dripping down my right leg all the way to my socks.
Threw the socks and undies away!
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Jun 2 2006, 12:05 PM
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 Obsessive Group: Established Members Posts: 227 Joined: 29-March 06 From: UK Member No.: 2,292 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Tremer @ Jun 2 2006, 01:43 AM) Last week I ate something that did not agree with me and in my rush to the bathroom I didnt make it. I had wet poo dripping down my right leg all the way to my socks. Threw the socks and undies away! Dear God, that is the only thing that I've ever read in this thread that has made me feel genuinely ill. *barfs* |
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Jun 2 2006, 12:32 PM
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Professionally Unprofessional Group: Established Members Posts: 1,558 Joined: 4-September 03 From: Suburbs of D.C. Member No.: 580 Gender: Secret |
My body reacts strongly to coffee (since its a diaretic and all) Yesterday we had a breakfast party in my 1st period class, so I ate a peice of cake, a bagel, a doughnut, and a bowl of cereal.... Then topped it all off with some Coffee....
About an hour later I was running to the bathroom, and by the time I left everyone that walked in was like "OH MY GOD IT _SMELLS_ IN HERE!" Hehe.... -------------------- Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things that escape those who dream by night
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Jun 2 2006, 02:28 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
When you get them out of the packet, condoms look like penis sombreros.
-------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Jun 2 2006, 06:54 PM
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 living in your basement, eating your candy hearts Group: Established Members Posts: 3,418 Joined: 23-February 04 From: cloud cuckoo land Member No.: 959 Gender: Female |
QUOTE When you get them out of the packet, condoms look like penis sombreros. Hahaha that's a great comparison and true.  I pooped more than usual today. -------------------- Being corrupted by candice since 2004
teal and orange is the way forward |
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Jun 3 2006, 02:53 AM
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 It's not junk in the trunk, it's precious cargo. Group: Established Members Posts: 1,644 Joined: 14-June 03 From: Seattle, Washington, USA Member No.: 380 Gender: Female |
Occasionally I'll poo out something too big or too dry for my poor little butt hole and it'll start to bleed. It can take me up to an hour to get the bleeding to stop so I can get up and not stain my panties.
It happened when I woke up today, actually. -------------------- Irish is my special e-stalker. I leave the blinds open for him. :P // I'm the designated keeper of sobreity. Jell-o Shooters anyone? // I will always have fond memories of Leo's big banana and Cheese's sexy penguin. // I am the all powerful Ish Witch! ::insert evil cackle here:: // ALL HAIL PURSTHULHU!
@_@ You will not write secret messages. You will not write secret messages... @_@  |
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Jun 3 2006, 12:59 PM
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living in your basement, eating your candy hearts Group: Established Members Posts: 3,418 Joined: 23-February 04 From: cloud cuckoo land Member No.: 959 Gender: Female |
Eep! I don't bleed, but I hate when a good poo is ruined by pain when something won't come out.
-------------------- Being corrupted by candice since 2004
teal and orange is the way forward |
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Jun 3 2006, 01:20 PM
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 Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
I kissed a 5 ft inflatable monkey yesterday and today I will probably tie him back up to a light post. Yay for monkey bondage.
--------------------  Being Pimped By Aries Since 2003 |
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Jun 3 2006, 11:49 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (gothictheysay @ Jun 2 2006, 07:54 PM) QUOTE When you get them out of the packet, condoms look like penis sombreros. Hahaha that's a great comparison and true. Someone wouldn't let me draw on eyes and take a picture 
-------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Jun 4 2006, 09:55 AM
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It's not junk in the trunk, it's precious cargo. Group: Established Members Posts: 1,644 Joined: 14-June 03 From: Seattle, Washington, USA Member No.: 380 Gender: Female |
It's been about 24 hours since the bleeding poo and I'm still bleeding every time I go to the restroom. Apparently it's cracking the scab every time I sit down on the toilet.
The bleeding is making me eat way more than I normally do. I'm chugging down iron pills, too. Gods damn anemia. -------------------- Irish is my special e-stalker. I leave the blinds open for him. :P // I'm the designated keeper of sobreity. Jell-o Shooters anyone? // I will always have fond memories of Leo's big banana and Cheese's sexy penguin. // I am the all powerful Ish Witch! ::insert evil cackle here:: // ALL HAIL PURSTHULHU!
@_@ You will not write secret messages. You will not write secret messages... @_@ |
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Jun 4 2006, 04:22 PM
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 My direction Group: Established Members Posts: 2,189 Joined: 30-July 03 Member No.: 495 Gender: Female |
QUOTE Someone wouldn't let me draw on eyes and take a picture Awww. Withdraw privilidges until he does? Also, have you ever unrolled one and inflated it - they're hilarious. Especially if they have those little raised "stimulating" dots/ribs on
-------------------- Once opened consume within three days. Above post is not suitable for home freezing. Store in a cool, dry area. |
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Jun 4 2006, 04:55 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
Hehehehehe... I think you may now be blamed for "giving her ideas".
-------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Jun 4 2006, 05:45 PM
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Oxymoronic Tonic Group: Established Members Posts: 281 Joined: 1-June 06 From: Manchester Member No.: 2,438 Gender: Female |
Haha sombreros i never thought of that!
Condoms are hillarious of you blow them up. This one time me and some friends Blew some up and stuck them all to the side of the condom/ tampon machine in a public bathroom with cheiwng gum and a couple of elastic bands (in bunches like party balloons). When we had finished hey looked good, brightened up the feel of the place you know? It really was very amusing --------------------  |
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Jun 13 2006, 04:09 AM
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Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
My brother got his wee wee pierced (a ten-guage Prince Albert) the other day when we were in Pennsylvania ("I got a PA in PA!"). THe aftercare is horrible. The first day he bled a lot and pissed all over himself at our cousins' place. He described the bandages he took off as resembling a used menstral pad and never let us hear the end of how blood was coming out of his penis.
At least my lebret piercing isn't all that bad and it's a lot easier to take care of. -------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Jun 13 2006, 05:03 AM
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I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
After four days of abstinance, I finally masturbated.
It went everywhere. -------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Jun 13 2006, 12:19 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
QUOTE ({Gothic Angel} @ Jun 4 2006, 05:22 PM) QUOTE Someone wouldn't let me draw on eyes and take a picture Awww. Withdraw privilidges until he does? Also, have you ever unrolled one and inflated it - they're hilarious. Especially if they have those little raised "stimulating" dots/ribs on Hehehe- the deed has been done Although I did meet him half way on it- he got something in return. You have to humour geeks. -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Jun 13 2006, 12:20 PM
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 Samauri Teapain Group: Established Members Posts: 2,172 Joined: 3-January 04 From: In a Cardboard box under my bed. Member No.: 844 Gender: Male |
A BLOW JOB WHILE ONLINE GAMING1111
-------------------- @>-'--,--Cath and gothictheysay are my E-Teapotettes.@>-'--,--
Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( ) "I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell." A proud Viking never stops masturbating. Taking over Matazone Forums since 2011. |
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