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[{Gothic Angel}]

Mass masturbation for charity on August 5th.

I find it disturbing that this is the day of the London meet.

TMI:Yet more peely back skin and pimples. The sun has it in for geeks.

[Erin]

MY FACE ITCHES. okay..im lame..the end.

[eek]

i just scrached my arm and now a patch of my trousers is now white with skin flakes and they're up my fingernails.

[That_Guy]

Not too long ago I've had my first experience with peeling sunburnt skin. And it came off in sheets. I was running around my room with a rather large piece of the peeling layer in my hands. It was cool.

[{Gothic Angel}]

It is kinda cool when you get a whole layer of it. Not that I've sat there seeing how big a layer I can peel off >.>

[trunks_girl26]

It is kinda cool when you get a whole layer of it. Not that I've sat there seeing how big a layer I can peel off >.>

*openly admits doing that at least once*

>.>

[That_Guy]

Hey, there should be some sort of club for that kind of thing.

My left big toe is callous, and eventually when it gets really hard it peels a little bit and I can rip a little chunk off. Sweet.

[LoLo]

I threw up stomach acid today and it burned while coming up.

[Righteous]

The toilet got clogged. It was either me or my brother. Our friend didn't know this and went after us. Either me or my brother had to unclog the toilet. We argued. I caved in. I wish I didn't.

[That_Guy]

I clog my toilet all the time.

[I_am_the_best]

I've got into the habit of chopping off the sides of my fingers with scissors or biting them off. It's nice when you get the little pieces of skin that have no feeling to them but are still thick and big.

Edit: Around the finger nail of course, not my whole finger. That would be twisted.

[Kitty]

I've got into the habit of chopping off the sides of my fingers with scissors or biting them off. It's nice when you get the little pieces of skin that have no feeling to them but are still thick and big.

I do that too.



Once I got really upset about something and felt like I needed to get my mind off the subject, so I went for a walk, barefoot, on the blacktop, at 1:00, during the summer. Needless to say the whole bottom of my foot was a huge blister. I could barely walk by the time I got around my neighborhood and back inside my house, and the next day I went to school and could feel the juices squishing around inside the blister.

[I_am_the_best]

^ It's like in my old school when the gym team would do displays for summer fairs and things. The mats would always be too hot to stand on but we still had to do the displays on them so after we'd finished we'd run and stand in a bucket of cold water. Sometimes you could hear a little 'tsss' sound. It hurt to walk for days!

[thatguy486]

About a month and a half ago one of my "friends" jumped on my back and rubbed the skin so raw it bled. Then, the scab fused to my shirt later in the day and I ended up getting the damn thing infected.

[Kitty]

Does anyone else get nipple lint?

[thatguy486]

nipple lint

thats one of the single funniest phrases ive ever heard!

[Cath Sparrow]

Does anyone else get nipple lint?

*noodles*....maybe......

[bryden42]

no but i currently have a spot on my back that is bigger than my nipple

[Kitty]

Does anyone else get nipple lint?

*noodles*....maybe......

Haha! I'm not alone! *dance*

[sarahfelicity]

Ok, I haven't really posted much at all on the forums, but I've read through most of this thread and figured that considering some of the stuff people have put on here, I shouldn't be afraid to share my trauma from this morning.

I'm doing work experience this week, with the Environmental Health department at our Borough Council. Today, I didn't go in. I got a free sample of the new Tampax "Flower Power" tampons through the post yesterday, and this morning I decided I'd try putting one in for a while. I've never used tampons before, I've used sanitary towels for the past 6 years. The tampons in question were applicator ones. As I said, i'd never used one before, so i took 5 minutes to read the leaflet that came with them about how to use them properly etc, and then after a shower decided to have a go. Everything seemed okay. That is, until I went to take the applicator out. The top half came out fine, but the bottom half... You can imagine. I pulled the tampon string, and the tampon came out, but still no sign of the other half of the applicator. At this point I was thinking "oh holy crap" and beginning to panic. Realising that would do more harm than good I calmed myself down as best as I could and tried to see if I could find it. I could feel it, but couldn't get it out myself. I braced myself, and went downstairs to confess to my nan (I live with my grandparents...). She was horrified. There was no excuse we could make up to give my grandad about her coming to the doctors with me so I had to go on my own. It was very very traumatic. I kept calm until I got there and then ended up bawling my eyes out. Fortunately enough there was a female doctor in, but the worst thing was when she put the speculum in she must've closed it a bit or something because I felt this sudden sharp pain where it had pinched me inside. Ladies, I hope you never have that happen - it bloody hurts!!! But yeah, it came out, I was incredibly embarassed, and cried a bit more, before returning home and ringing the Council to say I wouldn't be in today.

Other ones: I sweat under my boobs a lot, it smells like vinegar.

I have a condition called (hyper)keratosis pilaris, which means that excess keratins accumulate around the follicles in my body making it look like I've got acne or goosebumps. I get it mostly on my upper arms, but also around my scalp line, on my thighs and buttocks and most irritatingly on my breasts. I've only just discovered the name of the condition, due to my unforeseen visit to the doctor's this morning... It turns out there's a cream you can get though, which brings me onto a gross fact - the main chemical in the treatment cream is urea (the same stuff that's in urine)... However this condition has taught me one thing over the many years I've been squeezing the "spots" on my arms... Keratins glow pink under UV light!

I got my friend to buy me a vibrator a while ago (I didnt have the courage to go into Ann Summers and buy the damned thing myself), and I was a bit nervous about it. Imagine how frightened I was when after using it for the first time I wiped myself off and found out I was bleeding! Of course, my friend who's 19 and has had lots of sex, and I, both forgot that I was still a virgin, and was quite likely to bleed. I had a rather large panic attack trying to think of an excuse for my flannel having blood stains... (This was before I'd read Froggy's advice!) so I ended up just confessing to her. She was surprised, but surprisingly chilled about the whole thing.

I think that's about my lot for today really!

[Daria]

Wow, pretty big post
Urea doesn't have to come from urine, it is just an ammonia based molecule (N2H4? I don't know, I failed one of my chem exams amd I'm far too lazy to look it up) if it makes you feel any better.

My TMI? My nose is still so so snotty. It sounds like a very wet fart when being blown, and the snot is colourless, now and again with luminous yellow streaks.

Yummo.

[Righteous]

I crapped thrice today, once at the hotel and twice at home. Apparently the rock star lifestyle doesn't allow for much time for pooing so it must be done in rapid succssion. Now my butt hurts, a lot.

I got into an in-depth conversation with my brother (pictured left) and his band about anal sex in the company of their girlfriends and female manager (who's also the vocalist's girlfriend). Without giving away too many details (note the parentheses), the girlfriends were horrified at the one(s) who had tried and enjoyed it. Said girlfriends were violently opposed to it, much to the dismay of the bandmate(s) in question.

Not necessarily TMI, but it took me half an hour to shave off the chops I had been growing for the Tampa show.

[{Gothic Angel}]

N2H4

H2N-C(=O)-NH2, diaminomethanal. Ammonia, NH3, is toxic to humans, so it gets excreted, but it first gets turned into urea so the excretion process is more efficient (you're effectively getting rid of two ammonia molecules for the price of one each time ). It's also a bloody good emollient because it reacts well with water or something (I'm going from memory, here, look it up.), and rehydrates the skin as a topical application, so it gets put in a lot of emollient creams. E45, Oilatum, Aveeno, Eurax etc all have some quantity of Urea in them. It's also used to flavour some brands of cigarette, for those of you who really need to know.

Why in God's name do I know so much about this?

[sarahfelicity]

N2H4

Why in God's name do I know so much about this?

I don't know, but Eurax was the cream my doctor recommended me. It's a thing for the useless information depository methinks!

[Daria]

N2H4

H2N-C(=O)-NH2, diaminomethanal. Ammonia, NH3, is toxic to humans, so it gets excreted, but it first gets turned into urea so the excretion process is more efficient (you're effectively getting rid of two ammonia molecules for the price of one each time ). It's also a bloody good emollient because it reacts well with water or something (I'm going from memory, here, look it up.), and rehydrates the skin as a topical application, so it gets put in a lot of emollient creams. E45, Oilatum, Aveeno, Eurax etc all have some quantity of Urea in them. It's also used to flavour some brands of cigarette, for those of you who really need to know.

Why in God's name do I know so much about this?

Yeah... That's what I meant. Heh.