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 Aug 28 2006, 09:52 AM
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 I've been brainwashed  Group: Admin Posts: 4,120 Joined: 10-August 03 From: Cheshire Member No.: 526 Gender: Secret  |
Nice first post sarahfelicity that's exactly the type of post we like round here.
 And GA we wouldn't have you any other way
-------------------- How would you feel about life if Death was your older sister? You're only young once but you can stay immature indefinetly!!!!
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Aug 29 2006, 03:10 AM
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 Got me? Group: Established Members Posts: 45 Joined: 21-February 06 From: Monclair VA Member No.: 2,248 Gender: Male |
Cut deep into my foot the other day when I droped a knife. Let me tell you picking out pieces of onions out of your wounds isnt fun.
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Aug 31 2006, 06:32 PM
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 Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
Whilst sitting (slouching) at my computer, my underwired bra is squeaking with each breath I take. It is quite a quiet eerie horror-movie-door "groan".
-------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Sep 3 2006, 03:36 PM
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 My direction Group: Established Members Posts: 2,189 Joined: 30-July 03 Member No.: 495 Gender: Female |
Mine does that during far less innocuous circumastances
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Sep 7 2006, 01:26 AM
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 That_guy needs therapy! Group: Established Members Posts: 284 Joined: 26-June 06 Member No.: 2,523 Gender: Male |
Some people think a wooden splinter hurts. Anyone ever have a metal one?
-------------------- "Anarchism is the most irrational, anti-intellectual notion ever spun by the concrete-bound, context-dropping, whim-worshiping fringe of the collectivist movement, where it properly belongs."
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Sep 7 2006, 02:11 AM
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 I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
Yes. A few times. Hurts like a bitch.
Anyway, college food hasn't been setting well. Shitting four and five times a day. Not fun. Food's not bad, though. -------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Sep 7 2006, 08:40 AM
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 : P> Group: Moderators Posts: 2,352 Joined: 5-March 04 From: Derby Member No.: 991 Gender: Secret |
Carbon fibre splinters are vicious! Just had to go one better didn't I.
-------------------- I am Candice's asw emo e-husband, real life actual husband and all around awesome person, Funked)Out_Frogg's e-paramour. Snugglebum's harem slave. Candice and gothictheysay are my e-pimps.
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Sep 7 2006, 10:57 AM
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 'Trouble Down Pit' now online! Group: Admin Posts: 10,141 Joined: 22-February 03 From: Southern UK Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (moop @ Sep 7 2006, 09:40 AM)  Carbon fibre splinters are vicious! Just had to go one better didn't I. If you hadn't then I would have! After having lots of salad with pretty much every meal over the weekend, on Monday I could smell cabbage all day. -------------------- Trouble Down Pit: Still updated every Monday and Friday
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Sep 8 2006, 01:50 AM
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That_guy needs therapy! Group: Established Members Posts: 284 Joined: 26-June 06 Member No.: 2,523 Gender: Male |
There's a piece of mechanical pencil lead stuck in my palm. I think it's .7. Been there for four years.
If I type too much, this one vein pops up in my left hand. Doesn't hurt, but I can feel it. It feels really weird. -------------------- "Anarchism is the most irrational, anti-intellectual notion ever spun by the concrete-bound, context-dropping, whim-worshiping fringe of the collectivist movement, where it properly belongs."
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Sep 8 2006, 02:08 AM
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 Lord of the Keys Group: Established Members Posts: 2,197 Joined: 1-October 04 From: Wonderful-smelling dwelling in French-Canada Member No.: 1,329 Gender: Female |
Today, the forces of Menstrual Poops and Coffee Poops fused. The result was...well, I don't think it out of reach to call it spectacular.
-------------------- can I kiss your dopamine? In a way I wonder if she's living in a magazine |
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Sep 8 2006, 02:50 AM
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 Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (elphaba2 @ Sep 7 2006, 07:08 PM) Today, the forces of Menstrual Poops and Coffee Poops fused. The result was...well, I don't think it out of reach to call it spectacular. That kind of post makes me marvel that you don't come to IRC. You'd fit in so well... I've been so nervous about applying for my fiancee visa lately that my stomach is constantly rumbly. This has meant I don't have much of an appetite, either. For reasons beyond my understanding, most of what I have been able to eat has involved broccoli. You should all be very very glad that you don't share a room with me right now. There is a layer of smoke hanging around my town right now that completely blocks out the hills and mountains. The news says forest fires, but I'm not entirely convinced that it didn't come from my bottom. -------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Sep 8 2006, 07:02 AM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (candice @ Sep 8 2006, 02:50 AM) QUOTE (elphaba2 @ Sep 7 2006, 07:08 PM) Today, the forces of Menstrual Poops and Coffee Poops fused. The result was...well, I don't think it out of reach to call it spectacular. That kind of post makes me marvel that you don't come to IRC. You'd fit in so well... I've been so nervous about applying for my fiancee visa lately that my stomach is constantly rumbly. This has meant I don't have much of an appetite, either. For reasons beyond my understanding, most of what I have been able to eat has involved broccoli. You should all be very very glad that you don't share a room with me right now. There is a layer of smoke hanging around my town right now that completely blocks out the hills and mountains. The news says forest fires, but I'm not entirely convinced that it didn't come from my bottom. Same here but for different reasons- the French haven't yet quite grasped the concept of vegetarianism. Sure, we have got over the fact that no, I can't eat lentils cooked in goose fat, even though they are lentils. Last night I was served broccoli. Just broccoli. I'm not complaining as I love broccoli, but I am experiencing the same problem as Cand today. Good thing I am on my own. -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Sep 9 2006, 03:59 AM
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 o_O Group: Established Members Posts: 2,160 Joined: 10-August 04 From: ......I'm right behind you. Can't you see me? Member No.: 1,229 Gender: Female |
caught my annual college allergy-cold yesterday, and any time I tilted my head down to read my book, a waterfall of snot came dripping out of it.
And I third the broccoli thing, seeing as it's my favorite veggie 
-------------------- The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return -Moulin Rouge
"Religion is a finger pointing ot the moon, but some people confuse the finger with the moon." Truth is subjectivity - Kierkegaard "I don't know anything; I never knew anything, but now I know I don't know" "The important thing isn't to know Jesus, Mohamed or Buddah, but to know what they know" |
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Sep 9 2006, 04:56 AM
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That_guy needs therapy! Group: Established Members Posts: 284 Joined: 26-June 06 Member No.: 2,523 Gender: Male |
Can't beat home-grown!
I get really bored sometimes, and my favorite pastime is picking off the dry, scaly pimples on my face. -------------------- "Anarchism is the most irrational, anti-intellectual notion ever spun by the concrete-bound, context-dropping, whim-worshiping fringe of the collectivist movement, where it properly belongs."
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Sep 9 2006, 10:01 AM
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 Obsessive Group: Established Members Posts: 227 Joined: 29-March 06 From: UK Member No.: 2,292 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (trunks_girl26 @ Sep 9 2006, 04:59 AM) caught my annual college allergy-cold yesterday, and any time I tilted my head down to read my book, a waterfall of snot came dripping out of it. And I third the broccoli thing, seeing as it's my favorite veggie Weird, the exact same thing has happened to me. Yesterday I was painting a fence and I can only assume I reacted to the pollen in the air causing my nose to stream snot, which I promptly wiped on my t-shirt. |
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Sep 9 2006, 10:07 AM
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 Take apart your head Group: Established Members Posts: 1,323 Joined: 17-January 05 From: Old Hampshire Member No.: 1,599 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Daria @ Sep 8 2006, 08:02 AM) Last night I was served broccoli. Just broccoli. (This is snoo) When I was in Prague last year I had a meal that consisted purely of broccoli... whoo!! I do like broccoli though, it's one of my favourite vegetables. Uhm... I don't have any TMI I feel able to share, at least not without John killing me >.> -------------------- |
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Sep 10 2006, 05:37 PM
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'Trouble Down Pit' now online! Group: Admin Posts: 10,141 Joined: 22-February 03 From: Southern UK Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
The traditional foods of Prague all seem to revolve around pickles and cabbage. I'm amazed they found any brocolli for you. Maybe it was cabbage in a disguise.
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Sep 14 2006, 04:43 PM
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My direction Group: Established Members Posts: 2,189 Joined: 30-July 03 Member No.: 495 Gender: Female |
Apparently, everyone loves broccoli. Woo! We know what to serve up if anyone ever decides (foolishly) to host a meet. And the table can be layed with knives, forks and complimentary gas masks.
My dad does that. At my stepmum's house, we seem to end up eating cabbage, broccoli and curry of some sort on sunday evenings a disproportionately large amount of the time. Then dad drives us home. There is a particular stretch of the A4 where I'm kinda hazy as to what the scenery looks like due to the curry'n' cabbage fumes. Also: I left a cup of tea in my room last week for the week whilst I was in Venice, and now it's got about a 3mm thick layer of mould on the top, in lots of splodgy colours. When I picked the cup up without really looking at it, it tilted sideways and all this murky brown water with lumps of congealed milk spilledout over the side of the mould. Yum. -------------------- Once opened consume within three days. Above post is not suitable for home freezing. Store in a cool, dry area. |
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Sep 14 2006, 04:54 PM
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 Dirty Laundry Group: Established Members Posts: 3,191 Joined: 7-January 05 From: By London Member No.: 1,573 Gender: Female |
There is a moldy cabbage and half a pepper underneath my clothes in bedroom. It's been there for about a week. I intend to find it soon but I just fear there may be some sort of animal there so have put off doing it so far.
-------------------- Emma <3 James <3
"Music is a moral law. It gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, a charm to sadness, gaiety and life to everything. It is the essence of order, and leads to all that is good, just and beautiful, of which it is the invisible, but nevertheless dazzling, passionate, and eternal form." - Plato |
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Sep 15 2006, 09:51 AM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
I found crust in my belly button today.
Time for a wash methinks... So what if I haven't showered for 4 days? -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Sep 15 2006, 10:35 AM
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 Samauri Teapain Group: Established Members Posts: 2,172 Joined: 3-January 04 From: In a Cardboard box under my bed. Member No.: 844 Gender: Male |
Fitting right in with the french there I see.
I'm packing for Uni, by packing I mean finding clothes and smelling them to see if they're okay to take now or was them and take them next week. -------------------- @>-'--,--Cath and gothictheysay are my E-Teapotettes.@>-'--,--
Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( ) "I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell." A proud Viking never stops masturbating. Taking over Matazone Forums since 2011. |
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Sep 15 2006, 03:15 PM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Sep 15 2006, 10:35 AM) Fitting right in with the french there I see. Hell yeah. I think it is people like me who give the French a bad name. Namely by holding onto the roof-rail on the metro. Hehehehe... -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Sep 16 2006, 05:28 AM
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 Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (That_Guy @ Sep 7 2006, 09:50 PM) There's a piece of mechanical pencil lead stuck in my palm. I think it's .7. Been there for four years. There's a spot on my right index finger where a kid poked me with a pencil when I was seven. It stil has carbon in it even after all these years (I'm 21). If one doesn't drink enough water, one's piss will be of a darker yellow color. This usually signifies damage to liver and kidneys. I drink a buttload of water. My piss is still very yellow. *sigh* I hate my liver and kidneys. I have a gnarly wart on the knuckle of my left middle finger. I've been attacking it with Compound W. It's even gnarlier and parts of it have fallen off. -------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Sep 18 2006, 07:26 AM
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Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
Attack of the lentils is far worse than attack of the broccoli. I think I may have to open a window or two.
-------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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 Sep 18 2006, 10:32 AM
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 omno-ahhhhhhh! Group: Established Members Posts: 2,124 Joined: 20-June 04 From: London, England. Member No.: 1,174 Gender: Secret |
Aye, Daria; if I haven't eaten lentils and the like in a while my flatulence meter rockets. Once I decided to try out quinoa, and liked it so much I ate it for dinner and lunch for a week. In hindsight it wasn't the best thing do whilst working as a receptionist. Onions give me those really stinky farts (that remind me of my childhood mongrel Armstrong after he'd eaten marrow, bless his departed farty bum), y'know the silent, stealthy stinker kind.
-------------------- A society that takes itself too seriously risks bottling up its tensions and treating every example of irreverence as a threat to its existence. Humour is one of the great solvents of democracy. It permits the ambiguities and contradictions of public life to be articulated in non-violent forms. It promotes diversity. It enables a multitude of discontents to be expressed in a myriad of spontaneous ways. It is an elixir of constitutional health. J. Sachs in Laugh It Off Promotions CC v SAB International (Finance) BV t/a SabMark International (Freedom of Expression Institute as Amicus Curiae) 2006 (1) SA 144 (CC)
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