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[Righteous]

I gave my first successful blow job today!

Jeez. I haven't had one of those in four years.

Also, I have a horrible, itchy rash on my neck from trying to shave against the grain.

Lately, I have also been plagued with mental images of one of my friends getting to third base with another one of my friends and a pair of my couple friends who, according to one of my boys, bang down religiously. It's a horror behind my eyelids.

[{Gothic Angel}]

Ashbless: A friend of mine once described, in graphic detail, giving a blowjob whilst suffering from a really bad cold. With impressions of the noises her nose was making, and a nice description about what happens when both your nose and mouth are full of different types of bodily fluids and you sneeze on someone

[Ashbless]

Sounds like a tremendously funny story actually.

nothing particulary gross to report for TMI thread so this is spam.....sorry.

[That_Guy]

More reasons to be thankful for my manhood.

Huh.

Well, I guess this counts. Scratching under my nose today, and I ripped one of my pimples clear off (Despite my face being a total acne farm, it's surprisingly brittle). A mixture of blood and pus got all over my shirt.

[Daria]

Well, 8 days since the goo and we finaly have the long awaited period. I think the last one was in July sometime.
I don't have my cat, hot water bottle or big blanket which usualy gets me through them. I guess I will just have to do what most women do and... get on with life Shopping for sanitary items is weird. I found myself looking at incontinence pads, then realising that they weren't quite the right thing. They should teach you basic shopping items in French, at school.

[froggle-rock]

Today I sat across from a beautiful male in one of the Mac suites in college and thought dirty thoughts. It's been a long time since I had Mac Sex. I have 9 months before college ends. *le sigh* Oh the oppertunities.

This might not seem too much information, but this board has young readers so I will leave you all to your imagination.

[monkey_called_na...]

so a few weeks ago me and ryan got romantic... and i went down.

hair in mouth

vomit in ryans lap.

i tried to keep that as pg-13 as possible.

[Daria]

Narthie, that made me laugh so much, tears formed.

My TMI, although it isn't really, is that I think I have a wart growing on my right index finger. I have had warty type lumps on my fingers before- stress related. I also currently have a little growth of skin on my left palm just under my middle finger, which I am not sure if it consitutes as a wart or not.


I don't like warts, they scare me.

[Mata]

[lap barf]

That sounds very unpleasent for you, but I can imagine it might sting on him a bit: digestive acids and sensitive membranes mixing is not my idea of a good time!

I very occasionally (once every three or four years) have small nodules on my hands, which are just little pale lumps under the skin. If they stick around for more than a week I usually get a sharp knife and cut it out, taking off tiny slivers at a time. It's a bit icky, but it works! Sometimes having a very practical approach to fixing things in your body is handy...

[Daria]

I once had a verucca on my foot- I wanted to get rid of it and I hated the idea of getting it "burnt" or "frozen" off (I was 10), so I picked at it with a needle. I managed to get the middle bit out and it all healed up. I had an overwhelming sense of achievement on that one- Becky ONE Viral Meanies NIL

[Mata]

I had one of those when I was abotu fifteen. The acid stuff that you get from the chemist (that dissolves skin) just wasn't working, so again I took a knife to it... Then used the acid on it! Annoyingly, I had to do this for a week before I finally got it all. It hurt like hell to walk, but at least it got rid of it after months of trying the 'proper' methods.

Not that I'm advocating self-surgery here, I'm just a silly bugger who gets stubborn about things.

[I_am_the_best]

Ah! Mata! I have these odd white lump things too. One tiny one on my first finger of my right hand and one on the side of the thumb. They're not warts, just tiny white bumps. They are curious. I removed the centre of the one on my finger and instead of some fluid coming out of it, actual flesh did. I was shocked and astounded.

[Kitty]

I've had a collection of warts on the side of my right ring finger for as long as I can remember. They never change form, they've looked the same for as long as I can remember. For a while I tried using the skin dissolving stuff but that freaked me out and made my whole finger all gross looking and that wasn't good.... then I tried cutting it out but I guess its really deep since it's been there for a long time. I'm not to worried about removing them.... Every once in a while someone will notice it though and thats odd because warts arent commonly accepted to be left on skin.... ah well.

[Cath Sparrow]

I've been getting one of those weird little lumps on the side of my thumb next to me nail, all I can say Yay! for sharp sissors. Can't be doing with thing like that they bug me. Also managed to kill off a couple of corns with a nice sharp knife.

[Daria]

I am a popper of spots. Can't help it, they just annoy me terribly.

What exactly is inside them? There are the ones which are clear-ish, the ones with pus, then there are the ones which have lumps of stuff inside.

I am curious as to what it is...

[I_am_the_best]

^ Same. However I like to pop them for the enjoyment of squeezing out the inside and watching it ooze. (Un)Fortunately, I don't get many spots at all.

[snooodlysnoosnoo...]

I can't squeeze spots, I can however pick at ones which have formed a crusty head. However most of my spots are on my back/shoulders so kinda hard to reach.

Also, I'm another one who has at some point taken to verrucas/warts with sharp objects.

I also really like bruise pain!

[sarahfelicity]

The ones with pus, have pus in! It depends what type of pus though, if it's a liquid-ey pus then it's proper pus (I can't give you any more than that, I think it's an accumulation of white blood cells and tissue fluid where a pore has been blocked and the body's responded to it as an infection or something), if it's a string of white stuff then it is likely to be keratin (if you have a lot of these on upper arms/legs/back/buttocks you probably have what I have, hyperkeratosis pilaris - Eurax cream helps, I've tried and tested this!). If it's the clear stuff, I don't know - tissue fluid minus the white blood cells?

My TMI for today is that I too had the sticky gloop, stupid ovulation.

Not really TMI, but I felt kinda trippy after this. I was at the gym, getting changed to go for a shower, and as I walked out the cubicle, the first thing I saw when I stepped out of the cubicle was a lady with her towel wrapped around her, bending over. The gap in the towel was positioned so the edges formed a pair of curtains around her backside.

After my shower, I went back in the cubicle and got changed. Stepped out of the cubicle, first thing I see is a woman again bending over, this time with nothing more than a white G-string "covering" her backside.

Previously I'd been thinking about my lesbian friends, I was kinda freaked out a little!

[Righteous]

My gnarly wart still hasn't gone away...

Okay, I took my lebret stud out to shave, but forgot to put it back in. I went to see one of my friends for a few hours. I came back and the stud wouldn't fit in. Thinking quickly, I took a tack and pushed it into my mouth via the outside hole and moved it around as to loosen the hole. I used the tack to guide my lebret stud back into the hole. It hurt a lot.

[LoLo]

I coughed hard enough to vomit just a tiny bit in my mouth, which then caused me to vomit completely and since I didn't have food in my stomach all it was was acid that came out.

[snooodlysnoosnoo...]

I live in a flat with 6 other girls. In the toilet we have a sanitary waste disposal box thing with an "automatic opening system" where basically you just wave your hand over it and it opens to save you having to touch it. Anyway, we've only been here two weeks and already the battery is flat and the lid is stuck open and it's stinking the loo out.
Lovely.

[{Gothic Angel}]

There are the ones which are clear-ish, the ones with pus, then there are the ones which have lumps of stuff inside.

Didn't you do biology A level? I think sarahfelicity is right - pus is dead bacteris glued together by white blood cells. The clear stuff is tissue fluid and the hard white stuff is just pus with less liquid in - you know how there's a massive amount of pressure in spots as a chamber too small to contain much pus fills up with it? That basically means that a load of solid stuff gets pushed against the head of the spot, making it more compacted and solid-y.

TMI - there is mould growing in the kettle in my kitchen O_o

[snooodlysnoosnoo...]

There are the ones which are clear-ish, the ones with pus, then there are the ones which have lumps of stuff inside.

Didn't you do biology A level?

I did A level Biology but it was all plant biology, not a speck of human based stuff in there. I hate plant Biology.

/spam

[Daria]

There are the ones which are clear-ish, the ones with pus, then there are the ones which have lumps of stuff inside.

Didn't you do biology A level? I think sarahfelicity is right - pus is dead bacteris glued together by white blood cells. The clear stuff is tissue fluid and the hard white stuff is just pus with less liquid in - you know how there's a massive amount of pressure in spots as a chamber too small to contain much pus fills up with it? That basically means that a load of solid stuff gets pushed against the head of the spot, making it more compacted and solid-y.

TMI - there is mould growing in the kettle in my kitchen O_o

Yes... and?
I have no TMI.

[LoLo]

I have had two fruit smoothies in the last two days and now I have bad gas....I should find my peppermint altoids to get rid of it.