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post Jun 17 2004, 05:00 AM
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post Jun 17 2004, 06:42 AM
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rolleyes.gif As we all should've known, some people will do anything for drugs. But never heard of people doing that before with a sparkplug. Not that I know Jack Squat about Motorcycles, but that's sad. T T

I watch cops a lot. Lots of people that steal things from motorcycles and houses and stuff do it because of a crack cocaine addiction. Either they sell the stuff, or they use it for the things that guy said. = = And this proves it. ever notice hardly ANY of the stuff that's stolen is used? And most of the time it's jut sold for drugs? Yeah.

If I were him, I'd be pissed, too. sad.gif

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post Jun 17 2004, 07:48 AM
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poor guy...

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post Jun 17 2004, 09:37 AM
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Ahh, the joys of CraigsList...

This line provided me endless amusement:

Please, Crackhead, please don't tell me you sold your crackpipe to buy crack. Even a stupid crackhead such as yourself couldn't possibly be that stupid.

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post Jun 17 2004, 10:53 AM
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Hmm, considering the cost of a spark plug, I wonder why someone would go to the trouble of stealing one? I'd think the tools needed to take it out would be more expensive than a crack pipe and a lot more than the cost of a spark plug (About two bucks). Weird.

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post Jun 17 2004, 11:03 AM
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Yeah, but the tools can be used over and over, to get lots and lots of crackpipes. Which could be, as was said, used to (stupidly) trade for crack. Or the crackhead in question may just like collecting crackpipes, or ingesting/inhaling (however the hell you take crack) lots of crack at once.

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post Jun 17 2004, 02:33 PM
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QUOTE (Greeneyes @ Jun 17 2004, 12:03 PM)
Yeah, but the tools can be used over and over, to get lots and lots of crackpipes.

But so can crackpipes! You only really need one...

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post Jun 17 2004, 02:56 PM
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Lmao. The things people do...

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post Jun 24 2004, 09:55 PM
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I didn't even read it. I saved it. And ints on Doltys comp too! highlite to read!

>(|||> Pround owner of the Uber-carrot! Ph34r it! Come closer. . . so I can slap the sh*t out of you! . . . do I LOOK like a friggin people person? Bumper stickers are so lame. . . Bumper STICKS are where it's at! You should duct tape a stick to your bumper and be like me!
. . . I'm hearing voices but all they do is complain. . .
What if I had a mustard-drenched cucumber tied to my leg and I did not want my pants to get dirty? Ya better checkety-check yourself before ya wreckety-wreck yourself! Once you finally create something original, someone comes along and steals it. . . not to say that's a BAD thing. . .
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